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Sun March 09, 2014
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jim Belushi remembers his brother John and reveals a few things you may not have heard yet. "he was a piece of s--- to work with as a busboy"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live gets some of its worst ratings of the year for Lena Dunham hosted show
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Who is The Yellow King? Will Rust find peace? Will Marty and his family reconcile? Will the finale live up to expectations? It's your Official True Detective Season Finale Discussion Thread. The case closes at 9PM ET
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
How have Maggie, Sasha, and Bob Stookey fared since the prison imploded? Where do Bob's allegiances lie? Will they avoid the Caddyshack trap unlike Beth and Daryl? Find out in Alone tonight at 8PM ET. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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(YouTube)
 
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In the Louisiana Bayou, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: The true detectives who investigate the crimes, and the fans who create crazy, elaborate, batshait-insane theories. These are their stories *DUN DUN*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top 20 movies made in and about Los Angeles. List fails without Repo Man
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you think it sounds familiar, ABC's "Resurrection", is one of several past, present & future projects involving the dead returning without eating human flesh. Are Fark mods ABC Development execs?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Some weird, double entendre shiat about the "birds" who appeared in Bond films. Recent pic of Honor Blackman worth the click...still hot at 89
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Craig Ferguson farking loves science
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
300: Rise of an Empire hacks and slashes its way to #1 at the box office while Mr. Peabody & Sherman bows at #2. And Jesus has little staying power, as Son of God drops almost 55%, landing at #4 while Robocop is put out of commission entirely
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Do not Photoshop Kate Upton. She will sue the pants off you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Whitaker named as the new correspondent on "60 Minutes." Or as a 62-year-old reporter is known by the rest of the staff, "Kid"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A first look at the last season of Mad Men and Don Draper. Hopefully there won't be a maddeningly ambiguous endi
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
When just the tweets ABOUT a series are better than the content found within most other TV shows, it's probably worth adding to the DVR queue. We've now gone way beyond "Where the hell's my monkey?"
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Sat March 08, 2014
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Think you paid too much for those concert tickets? Here are the 10 most expensive concert tickets out there
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Andrew Garfield wants everyone to know he did not back out on the Batkid at the Oscars. It was those lousy meddling producers
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Fourteen of the hottest acts at the upcoming SXSW festival. Your favorite band isn't on there because they're too cool to play music and become accessible, but good news: Damon Alban is still working
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hannibal's new Friday night time slot is an unmitigated disaster, another brainless move by NBC
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Gretchen, stop trying to make the Mean Girls reunion happen. It's not going to... oh, it is?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
A tornado, an elderly driver, a Johnny Carson sex tape. *opens envelope* What are three frightening things that have hit the market?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox gives renewal orders to four comedies - "Brooklyn Nine Nine," "New Girl," "The Mindy Project," and "The Following"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monkees' Micky Dolenz is 69 today. He's still nailin' the vocals on Goin' Down
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rumor is Axl Rose is producing the latest U2 album
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Has Apple Bloom botched things up for the last time, or will she prove to her family that she really is a big pony? Aren't you gonna stay for brunch and watch 'Somepony to Watch Over Me' at 10:30AM on The Hub?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sheila MacRae, best known as Alice Kramden #3 from the color musical years of The Honeymooners, has been sent to the moon for the final time at age 92
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Brian May, Roger Taylor, and Adam Lambert will be touring America this summer as Queen. The tour will be very eco-friendly, since power for the shows will be obtained from the energy harnessed from Freddie Mercury spinning in his grave
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(Some Geek Guy)
 
 
 
A first generation recording of The Star Wars Holiday Special has been found. Sorry
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Where have you gone, Mickey Mantle, our nation turns its lonely eyes..." wait, that's not enough syllables
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Frank Ocean sued by Chipotle after backing out of advertisement because Chipotle wanted to take the bold step of PUTTING THEIR LOGO IN THE COMMERCIAL
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz lands the rights to broadcast the George Takei documentary "To Be Takei." Oh myyyyyyyyy
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When he rides a float, the spectators throw beads at him. He is... the most interesting grand marshal in the world
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ke$ha officially drop$ the "$" from her name in favor of an "s," putting an end to all tho$e headline$ that u$ed the "$" for repeated hilariou$ effect
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Fri March 07, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The most amazing rendition of Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box that you will see... probably ever. Fark: Using not much more than a MIDI keyboard and sequencer. Bonus: Performer is also very easy on the eyes
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(io9)
 
 
 
Thirty cult films everyone should see. "The Man Who Fell To Earth" has the best description, ever
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another Hollywood star died today. Only none of you ever heard of this one, and neither hookers nor blow had anything to do with it
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here's the best story about a self-described "motivational cripple" hip-hop artist you will read all day
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Finally, a medical explanation for all music made since 1990
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby joins Johns Hopkins faculty, but not as a professor of science ... SCIENCE
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What the movie Swordfish teaches the world about computer hacking. Er, not very much as it happens
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kourtney Kardashian robbed of $50,000 she received for a personal appearance. It sounds like there were two robberies that happened
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Tracklist for HBO's new Game of Thrones rap album has been released. Wait, what?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What song has been played every Friday near 9 am, on Top 40 radio station KRRY ("Y101") in Quincy, Illinois, since 1985?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A new study by Nielsen shows the average American spends 5 hours a day watching live TV. That's crazy, I don't even own a TV
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
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Scientists send astronauts with dog's heads into space to blow up asteroids. Then it gets weird. (Music video for Skrillex side project)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Prince takes over the Arsenio Hall Show. No sign of sax-playing Bill Clinton
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
What is it really like to be an overrated celebrity chef? Pretty awesome if it involves totally drunk threesomes in public at exclusive nightclubs
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Sir Mix-A-Lot: "I wanted to do more than rap about sex as women objects." Baby got back
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
We don't know what a Harry Styles is, but it dated the hot one from The Kills
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FX renews Archer for a sixth and seventh season. Sploosh
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
As expected, the new South Park game 'The Stick of Truth' is awesome
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison goes back in time and finally fixes his hated Star Trek script
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix is ruining relationships as spouses and significant others cheat on one another--by watching shows and getting ahead of their partner despite a promise to watch the shows together
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Thu March 06, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
The c*cksuckers at HBO will celebrate the tenth f*cking anniversary of Deadwood by airing a marathon featuring all 36 f*cking episodes for all you c*ckholes out there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British MP David Cameron's 'I'm on the phone to Obama' serious selfie gets mocked by comedians, animals and Patrick Stewart
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Headline: "Miley Cyrus gives Katy Perry a tongue-lashing" *Sigh* *ziiiiip* *fap*
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(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Courtney Love plays the role of her lifetime in the new Fall Out Boy music video
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
The bike from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" is for sale. Asking price is currently $25,000, but maybe they'll whack off a little for you
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
So it turns out the kid might be his son
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Woman who won "The Taste" is card-carrying beer geek, frustrated that Bourdain and producers didn't get it. "The beer challenge, I was literally livid. They had given us 10 [crappy] lagers from around the world, one stout, and Lagunitas IPA"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Reviewer says the "300" sort-of sequel "300 Rise of an Empire" provokes many important questions, such as "Did everyone forget their shirts? Is this a workout video? Or is this just the most absurdly ridiculous thing ever?
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Hipster Music Index calculates the 25 most hipster bands in the world, as computed by inverse correlation between Facebook likes and Pitchfork review scores
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newsmax plans on challenging Fox News' stranglehold on conservative TV "news" by going derper
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Far from the being the most embarrassing part of her career, Idina Menzel name mangling by John Travolta has given her career a boost she couldn't even have dreamed about
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(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
George Michael had to give up pot because it was giving him a West Country accent, turning him into a hedgehog or a fox or something
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ad space for Fox's new 24 miniseries are the highest ever, and companies are complaining THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF ADVERTISING BUDGET
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Port San Antonio bans food truck because of offensive name: CockAsian. I'm guessing teriyaki chicken?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dr. Strangelove turns 50, reminds public that there's no fighting in here, this is a war room
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Community's Joel McHale and Jim Rash made a True Detective parody for The Soup and it's glorious
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba is the new "beauty ambassador" for Braun
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Agents of SHIELD sets a new record
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Broadway show Playbill: "At this performance the role of Elizabeth will be played by Adele Dazeem"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man who claims to be Michael Jackson's long lost son is going public with DNA evidence to back up his claim. Though to be fair, this isn't the first time a young man has reported he was filled with Michael Jackson's DNA
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The fascinating Disney animated films that never were, and why they never happened
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
BBC 3 86'd
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man fights with gay bar over custody of Elizabeth Taylor painting. Proceedings are civil so far, but expected to become brutal when they try to decide who owns Judy Garland's dress
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
For the first time in 41 years, The Rolling Stones played Silver Train, and former guitarist Mick Taylor joined them onstage for the flashback
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former pro wrestler Buff Bagwell is now a successful escort. Man, and I thought I was the only one who wanted to get plowed to the American Males theme song
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBC tells celebrities that if they appear on David Letterman or ABC's unfunny late-night talk show, they can forget about appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Falon
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fans of the classic musical Annie, you've been warned
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Members of the Academy Awards voting board admit to not having gotten around to seeing 12 Years a Slave yet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former game show host Geoff Edwards fails to make it to the next round
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies, you can forget corsets, girdles, and Spanx - as Keira Knightley demonstrates, it's all about Chanel's optical illusion dress
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone at the Huffington Post just found out celebrities are sometimes known by stage names
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 1907 Bechstein Concert Grand on which Paul McCartney wrote "Yesterday" and "Help" is up for auction, and though it's valued at $90,000, it is expected to fetch much, much more
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Spider-Man is a total dick
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Wed March 05, 2014
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Sledgehammer-swinging Georgia lawyer whose Super Bowl ad went viral lands his own reality show
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
An Oscar nominated actor joins 'The Human Centipede 3'
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(RYOT.org)
 
Video
 
Lindsay Lohan scored Oprah as a life coach and still managed to fark it up. Watch Oprah cuss Lindsay out in her tear-filled reality show trailer
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
Seriously, what's the big deal about Kate Upton (spoiler alert: It's boobs)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I kissed a girl and I liked it, until I thought about what other things that girl was doing with her mouth
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(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
HBO wants "multicultural" viewers, but not quite enough to cast them in their shows
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(Short List)
 
 
 
And the winner for Worst Product Placement In A Movie goes to the film where a character mentions Papa John's in a dramatic monologue
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez wants a baby with her girlfriend, model Cara Delevingne. I smell a sitcom in the future
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The McConaughey discusses the four stages of Rustin Cohle, who keeps getting older while the Green Spaghetti Man stays the same age
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If Katie Perry no longer needs her boob-placement technician, he can always go become Rihanna's butt-inspector
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton weighs in on the 'Ben Affleck for Batman' controversy: 220, 221. Whatever it takes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne end their five year old feud. Mostly because neither one of them is five years old anymore
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fresh off his unjustified Oscar victory, Jared Leto decides to reunite 30 Seconds to Mars and go on massive, dull US tour with Linkin Park
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man accused of threatening Taylor Swift, her family. But enough about John Mayer
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
First trailers for Paddington The Bear released, and there goes the last unsullied memory of your childhood, straight into the crapper (pics)
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(The Richest)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things you didn't know about Hulk Hogan. His orange Pringles can-like genitalia and involvement in 9/11 were suspiciously left off the list
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's nice to know they're trying to retain the integrity of 'The Raid' by hiring the Expendables director to helm the remake
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(Today)
 
 
 
Billy Dee Williams decides the next season of Dancing with the Stars will be less embarrassing than taking a role in Star Wars Episode VIII
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO will not show us The Money
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MTV taps Conan O'Brien to host the 2014 Movie Awards. No word on when they'll retract the offer and get Jay Leno to host
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer rolls out, Mark Wahlberg cautions everyone (in a Boston accent) not to mess with Texas
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Barkhad Abdi, the breakout star of Captain Phillips, received only $65,000 for his appearance in the film, and the fancy clothes he's been spotted in are all loaners; in short, he's virtually broke despite the film's incredible gross
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Dean Cain set to star in the newest SyFy original, Airplane VS Volcano
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jennette McCurdy's sexy underwear pics leaked by lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Colbert hears Obamacare horror story from real crazy Teabaggin' Louisiana resident* *Note: This person is a regular Joe, not legendary actor Sir Patrick
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Smiths put up interactive timeline of the band's history so you can pinpoint the exact moment Morrissey became a self-indulgent asshole
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are starting to get concerned about Forest Whitaker's wife because she has recently developed *really* sharp knees
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, you've been talking about True Detective without having cited Ambrose Pierce's infamous 1886 short story, "An Inhabitant of Carcosa?" What kind of mouth-breather are you? Geez, you're like an infant trying to grasp physics
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, don't tell me about Carl
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Where it all went wrong for the 20-year-old Justin Bieber in one long train wreck of a timeline
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(Smatterist)
 
 
 
Past Oscar nominees pose with younger versions of themselves and I totally forgot Tom Hanks used to look like that
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(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Great Moment in Journalism, from Fark's Favourite News Source: "The stars who enjoyed pizza at the Oscars and those who didn't"
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(io9)
 
 
 
This lost deleted scene from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where Eddie Valiant wears the severed living head of a toon will haunt your dreams
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson expecting her first child. fb- is the father
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Replica galleon used in the film Time Bandits sinks from storm at Big Bear Lake
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ralph Fiennes was certain he had the James Bond role. And then, well, he just didn't get it
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Last night, Jimmy Kimmel made Toronto mayor Rob Ford's head turn shades of red that haven't even been discovered yet
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder said he made the Watchmen movie to "save it from the Terry Gilliams of he world", just like he made Superman The Man of Steel to save Superman from logic and proper characterization
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(Y94 FM Syracuse)
 
Video
 
Ellen gives her Oscar pizza delivery guy just the tip
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(io9)
 
 
 
Turns out, there were some scenes too bad to include in Star Trek Into Darkness and now you can see them...if you own an xBox
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's amazing what becoming Jennifer Lawrence's boyfriend can do for your career
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Marilyn Monroe/JFK/RFK sex tape auction canceled, because it's hard to auction off something that doesn't exist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host apologizes for "ignorant statements". His apology began March 2nd, 2014 at 6:25 AM EST, and is still going on as of this writing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
As he turns 70, The Who's Roger Daltrey reveals secret obsession with model railways. Shoulda died before you got sad, dude
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton hemorrhaging Twitter followers after he made a joke about Philip Seymour Hoffman's death. Bet he didn't see that coming
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you realize you'll have to kiss Matt McConaughey
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Some Russians want make war with Ukraine. Others want make glorious photography of eggs with eyeballs and Darth Vader shadows. You're welcome comrade
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder to "explode" the Batman and Superman universes making the film "not as tied to the mythology". Which means the story could be...original?
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Mon March 03, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Either Reese Witherspoon has mastered teleportation or someone screwed up during the Independent Spirit Awards broadcast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
More non-Americans than Americans won Oscars last night. Thanks, Obama
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO $ay$ the company'$ deci$ion to make a deal with Comca$t wa$ done $olely to "improve $ub$criber experience" and had nothing to do with making money hand over fi$t
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence wasn't wearing underwear last night. So close. So very close
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Why Matthew McConaughey will probably win Best Actor at the Oscars in 2015, too
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you missed Bill Murray's heart-warming Oscars presentation hijack to pay tribute to Harold Ramis now is the time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Out Memoriam
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Here are 22 pictures from the 1970s that prove the Oscars were a hell of a lot drunker and way more fun than they ever will be again. Includes C-3PO jamming with an air guitar in front of a giant Oscar statuette and Farrah Fawcett in her prime
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pizza guy who delivered pizza at the Academy Awards may miss out on his $300 + tip. That'll teach him to forget the drinks
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Oscar buzz means big business for local video stores. Both of them
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres' Oscars selfie is actually pretty farking awesome
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even though Obama is just "Nixon with a shiny Harvard veneer" today's comedians won't make fun of him or anybody else in power since comedy is now all navel-gazing poop jokes and the anti-establishment is now the establishment
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The top moments from last night's Oscars, for those of us who were too busy watching True Detective
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch pulls off most ambitious photo-bomb ever. We salute you, sir
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, some hard-hitting journalism: was the pizza the stars ate at The Oscars any good? An in-depth investigation
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The true villain of True Detective has been revealed (spoilers)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12, see the man about the six best TV cop car designs. KA 5367
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Here are green-screen stills from 42 movies showing what scenes looked like before CGI was added (not a slideshow)
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Rest in peace, "Daddy-O of the Radio" Porky Chedwick. He commanded the airwaves and listeners ears with "race music" and "devil's music" long before we could be trapped in an elevator with it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of Oscar winners from last night, and it seems that slavery still beats out crossdressers, AIDS, loneliness, Catholics, and the '70s
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Coldplay take advantage of the chaos in the Ukraine and Russia, hoping everyone is too busy to notice they've just threatened the world with a new album and single
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"And the winner for best special effects, Kim Novak's plastic surgeon"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Samsung shilling is so ridiculous at the Oscars that Ellen DeGeneres is using an iPhone backstage
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