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Sun January 05, 2014
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Idris Elba denies reports he will play Black James Bond
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That sound you're about to hear is that millions of FARKers screaming in despair after reading this headline and learning that Lacey Chabert got married over the holidays
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Can the newly-widowed Lady Mary make a love connection and save the estate, or will she be singled out? And can the Dowager Countess get her own aftershow with Hardwick? US Premiere of "Downton Abbey", Season 4, PBS at 9 PM EST
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(Leegly)
 
 
 
Swedish photographer and retouch artist Erik Johansson has one of the craziest photography portfolios we've ever seen
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Do you know who I am?" "Well, according to your license...'Kylie Jenner.' Anyway, here's your ticket. Maybe you need something smaller than a Humvee"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf in Twitter war about skywriting & plagiarism with...Lena Dunham? Remember when Shia was accused of swiping from true artists like Bukowski & Daniel Clowes?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
NBC celebrates 60 years of The Tonight Show with first promo featuring the show's history and new host Jimmy Fallon. Conan O'Brien's stint included in real time
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British TV star opens alcohol-free neighborhood pub for recovering alkies so they don't wind up having nothing to do but go to meetings 16 times a day
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Katy Perry's tour rider reads like a hipster's Farmer's Market shopping list
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Frozen is the #1 movie in America, overtaking derivative newcomer sequel Paranormal Activity 4B and The Hobbit 2: Smaug Boogaloo. Hustle and Flow and Wolf of Wall Street round out the top 5
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sixteen years ago today - writer, singer, promoter, congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident. Here are 4 different clips with Cher spanning 32 years. Thanks for the musical memories, Sonny
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(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Demi Moore gets older, her new boyfriends stay the same age
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fit Mom unveils 2014 Fit Mom swimsuit calendar featuring 12 thinspirational fit moms just like her
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(SF Signal)
 
 
 
Discussing the value of modern poetry in America, here's Pulitzer Prize winner..hah, just kidding. It's an interview with the writer of MEGA SHARK VS. MECHA SHARK. And he has a new novel called (I kid you not) SHARCANO
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legendary science fiction producer Bernard Glasser, who brought us The Day of the Triffids, Return of the Fly, and The Three Stooges in "Gold Raiders" has died at 89
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Sat January 04, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Actor fired from "The Young and the Restless" for getting a little too restless with his young co-star
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Saul Zaentz, a producer who won Academy Awards for "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," ''Amadeus" and "The English Patient", has passed on at age 92
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Ten things porn gets horribly wrong about men, including those ludicrously extended 40-second sex scenes that pressure every man into attempting the same unsustainable performance at least once in their lives
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back to knocking boots because Bieber says he "kinda still loves her." You know, in the real world he'd be considered a sociopath
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(YouTube)
 
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Saturday Cinema, Heavy Metal, 1981 - In the days before CGI, Heavy Metal magazine was the closest we could come for regular doses of fantastic imagery. This animated flick also had a rockin' soundtrack
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Morrissey: 'Eating animals is just the same as pedophilia, rape and murder.' Dude, even cannibalism isn't the same
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ke$ha check$ into rehab for eating di$order
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(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
62-year-old Jane Seymour in a bikini. Yes, please
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best non-apology ever: "I wish I could apologize, but do you really want another insincere apology that you know is just an attempt at damage control and not a real admission of guilt?"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Can Rarity's new fashion line steal the show from the other designers? How long will it take Pinkie Pie to find cupcakes? Pack your Louis Hoofton bags and slip on your Mafoalo Blaniks, because Rarity's taking Manehattan on MLP:FiM (10:30a est, HubTV)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CNN prime time ratings drop to a 20-year low. "Anderson Cooper 360" now refers to the number of people watching
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(Variety)
 
 
 
India Wilkes is Gone With The Wind
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
David Lynch to shoot new 'Twin Peaks' material, which is rumored to start out great, get really convoluted, and end in a bit of a mess
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bye bye Phil, I think I'm a-gonna cry
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Fri January 03, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad creator casts doubt on 'Better Call Saul' spinoff
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fans upset that they paid $2,500 to meet Britney Spears and she only spent three seconds with them. In other news people are paying $2,500 to meet Britney Spears
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sure, you can no longer watch Braveheart or True Grit on Netflix, but they added classics like Death Race 2000 and Mommie Dearest
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
If you took all the f-bombs out of the new Wolf Of Wall Street, the movie would be less than three minutes long
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Spoken word art: is it any good? "Spoken word is an art form that walks a fine line between being compelling and contrived, and more often than not, people don't fall on the right side"
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
As a Christmas present, Jennifer Hudson gave her personal assistant her property tax bills
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Courtney Stodden's debut into adult films to now happen in 3 ... 2... 1
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at Netflix's "recommended movies" algorithm
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Thu January 02, 2014
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz thinks ladies should keep their pubes to lend an air of mystery to their vagina
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Puppy Bowl scores Keyboard Cat for the biggest half-time extravaganza ever
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Most predictable headline ever: Miley Cyrus is bisexual now
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(WIBA 101.5 Madison)
 
 
 
Mott the Hoople guitarist unsure of band's future. Not surprising, considering...wait, who?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Asking Ben Vereen to sing the Star Spangled Banner? Be ready for a little of the melody and all that jazz
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Dan Harmon broke out his finest fat guy Cobra Commander shirt to promote the return of Community
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Seven great TV shows with terrible theme tunes. Cue Homeland jazz
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf talks about art, plagiarism, the law, creation and being a completely insufferable dick
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Win your next bar bet - The real stories behind 22 classic rock album covers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jodie Sweetin has paid off her tax bill to the IRS, meaning she can again afford the finer things in life, including meth
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
NBC has already Britta'd the return of Community
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(Roger Ebert)
 
 
 
A bit of long-overdue love for one of the best and most underrated films ever made: John Carter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need a long list to read? Here are 40 movies that you might get excited about in 2014
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Wed January 01, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of big bang nerds suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. Kaley Cuoco is now married
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
J-Lo Tweets New Year's Day greeting with picture of her at a subway stop. I got two words for you: DAT and ASS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes hits the water in spiffy bikini. Her belly button, unfortunately, was hit by a navel destroyer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Church of England still calls "The Life of Brian" blasphemous 34 years after its release. Just kidding. Now they are saying it's an 'extraordinary tribute to Jesus'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yo holmes, smell you later
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Turns out, Billy Joel really did rock ringing in the New Year. SUCK IT, HATERS
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The 2013 cable network ratings are in: USA still top dog, but falling. Fox News drops 13%, A&E rides the Robertsons to a 9% jump, and Nick at Nite posts the biggest gain, up a whopping 25%
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
In 1973, a kid entered a Marvel Comics competition to design a new superhero. His published entry had a metal skeleton and was called Wolverine. Six months later, Wolverine made his first appearance in a comic with no credit for the kid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR presents its top ten metal albums of 2013. To be followed by the Vatican's list of its top ten porn stars
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The bestselling album of 2013 belonged to One Direction. This is what happens when parents give their children an allowance
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's New Year's resolutions include stealing DJ equipment
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"We're just glad to be back to work," Willie said. "A&E and us are fine. ... We're looking forward to getting back to making some funny shows. It's a new year, so we're ready to break in a new year and start all over again"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Master Thrall Galt
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Animal Planet reports its strategy of fewer animals, more treehouse-living douchebags, more monsters, the Puppy Bowl, and one landmark mermaid "documentary" has paid off in ratings and viewership
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pro-Bono: Bono wins Bono Visionary Award, for seeing the forest from the tree
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Bronx Tale" actor Lillo Brancato paroled after doing eight years for burglary related to a cop-killing; his former fellow inmates remember him fondly as one of their three great ones
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Tue December 31, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jay Mohr: Alyssa Milano is fat. Alyssa Milano: Stay classy, Jay
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Your first look at the Guardians of the Galaxy. That raccoon looks pretty badass
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(The Braiser)
 
 
 
What do you get when you pay $795 per couple for VIP table at Guy Fieri's rockin' all-American New Year's Eve dinner party in his Times Square joint? One thing you won't get: Guy Fieri
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(YouTube)
 
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Welcome to the Jungle played by drummer who's only as high as your na na na na na na knee kneeeee
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(Political Blind Spot)
 
 
 
Before and after pictures of Duck Dynasty stars reveal them as a bunch of quacks
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(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
So a Mormon church covered "What Does the Fox Say"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
68 of 2013's best songs, all compressed down into a five-minute overview. Man, someone should have done this last January. That would have been a huge time saver
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Brian May spent his Christmas holiday undergoing "urgent" tests for cancer
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
2013: The Year in Wardrobe Malfunctions
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jersey Shore castoff Angelina Pivarnick can't get a job in Hollywood, so be alert if you're in New Jersey, as you might get CPR from her in three months
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In addition to her first name earning you 34 points in Scrabble before hitting double- or triple-tiles, Quvenzhane Wallis says she is bigger than Cameron Diaz thanks to her work in Annie. Maybe The Onion was right
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The Hobbit" works just as well with Bilbo as a girl, but not so much for genderswapping other Tolkien characters. One does not simply walk into Mordor in those shoes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Proof that Broadway is out of ideas: The Lion King, which has been running continuously since 1997, is this year's top grossing show
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
TLC debuts new reality show "Sex Sent Me To The ER." No, it's not about people who have been dating Paris Hilton
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper proves he's gay
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The highest-grossing tour of 2013 belonged to: A) Paul McCartney; B) Lady Gaga; C) Bon Jovi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Palin says "Life of Brian" was no sweat, but he'd never dare parody Islam. "There are heavily armed people out there with no sense of humor." SILENCE -- I KILL YOU
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart, the coolest man in the universe, demonstrates his fluency in various dialects of cow
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Fox to attempt the destruction of two comic book franchises in the same movie
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Mon December 30, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to help subscribers keep their New Year's resolution to watch less TV by dropping nearly a hundred shows and movies
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Christian-themed horror movie features young adults battling a pornography demon (With potentially Not Safe for Work trailer)
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - here's every character from the Futurama universe in one picture
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
In 'Not this shiat again' news, Justin Bieber is being accused of assaulting a limo driver
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On the other hand, what *is* the appropriate reaction for winning a $157,000 Audi R8 roadster live on 'The Price Is Right"?
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
13 cocktails that will make your New Year's Eve party nerdy and certainly ruin everyone's New Year's Day
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Beyonce song's use of audio from the space shuttle Challenger explosion couldn't possibly offend anyone
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Archive.org adds more B-movies to its free collection, including The Brain That Wouldn't Die. Subby suggests building a couple of robot companions before tackling a marathon of these films
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
James Franco ponders the deeper meaning of Selfies and their role in creating meaning in the increasingly complex tapestry we weave as we wend our way through the infinitely amazing and variable universe of James Franco
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(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
It was bad enough that Tori Spelling's husband was constantly demanding sex but he crossed a line when he actually started getting it
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Carly Rae Jepsen "relates" to Cinderella role. Of course she does
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Dozens arrested outside Phish concert in New York. It's a start
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Well, someone has their mouse ears all in a tiff
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jumbo Jet
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look back at all the television shows we lost in 2013, some good, some bad, and some with Josh Gad
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon chosen as America's most desirable neighbor, probably because living near him will let you discover your Roots
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nearly three years later, it looks like Michael Douglas has licked cancer
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robin Roberts confirms she prefers Savannah Guthrie to Matt Lauer
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice says he paved the way for Eminem, Bieber
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if you'd not had enough of Duck Dynasty, it turns out Phil thinks you should marry 15 year-olds
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