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Sun December 29, 2013
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
How copyright law gave us Star Wars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Disney's "Frozen" teaches girls a valuable lesson: don't marry the first guy who, er, "shows an interest" in you
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Ice-T starting a new podcast, because he needs an outlet now that Richard Belzer is no longer his sparring partner on SVU
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
So...how much do you tip on a $100,000 bar tab?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
What does one get for the 6-month-old who has everything (except, perhaps, stable parents)? The answer, in the case of the directionally dominant North West, is apparently a tiny Lamborghini to match that of dad Kanye West
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Could they look any better in bikinis at their age?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Seven years after leaving Island Records for Mercury, U2 are returning to Island, the label that helped make them the biggest, greatest band in the world
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Amazon released Bruce Springsteen's new album exclusively on its digital download service yesterday, two weeks before it sees a worldwide release. No word if Target will boycott
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who had four computers stolen by thieves looking for Charlie Sheen's sex tape says it does exist, and she still has a copy. This woman is also the mother of one of Nic Cage's children, so it's not like she needs money
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Hobbit 2 extends its streak as the #1 film in America, with Frozen, Anchorman 2, and American Hustle trailing behind it while Wolf of Wall Street and 47 Ronin become the last big bombs of the year
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(YouTube)
 
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Happy Birthday Marianne Faithfull - here she sings "As Tears Go By", written by her boyfriend Mick Jagger (w/bonus introduction by Brian Epstein)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The twenty-five most insightful, hilarious, and incredibly stupid things said by musicians in 2013. And yes, Noel Gallagher's idiocy makes the list (warning: slideshow)
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Sat December 28, 2013
(KPopStarz)
 
 
 
Doe hunting season: Rapper Doe B shot dead in an Alabama night club
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sherlock Holmes is now in the public domain. Subette goes back to writing, "Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Leather Paddle Firmly Applied to Irene Adler's Bottom"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New instrumental song performed by Talking Heads in 1976 surfaces online, forgotten for almost forty years, and it sounds fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better than anything else being recorded today
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"2 Broke Girls is the best show to watch if you want to understand income disparity, economic inequality, class struggle, and Chuck Lorre's comedic genius"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin slams his ex-wife as an attention whore trying to keep riding the fame train that everyone stopped caring about 3 years ago. By the way be sure to check out Jon Gosselin's new reality show premiering next week
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
45 years ago today, The Beatles went to #1 on US album chart with The Beatles (commonly known as The White Album). Number nine... number nine... number nine
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Beck sued for damaging mansion he rented for three years. Who knew he could act like a rock star?
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(Yaywire)
 
 
 
Young Tom Hiddleston was basically Brian Krakow from My So Called Life
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will nopony rid Sweet Apple Acres of these turbulent Vampire Fruitbats? Will two ponies solve their problems with song? And think of the cider. Won't somepony please think of the cider? It's time for 'Bats', this week on MLP:FiM (10:30a est, HubTV)
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Columbia rejected it for not being "sexual enough" and 19 other things you probably didn't know about Back to the Future
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
It seems the theft of $100,000 in jewelery from Miley Cyrus's home last month was an inside job. Perhaps Miley will soon be twerking in Cell Block C
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' new six-pack abs are not real? Come on, leave Britney alone
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Who wants to take a road trip to Washington this April and celebrate Nirvana day? I call shotgun
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's lupus
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(MTV UK)
 
 
 
News: Hot starlet does an awesome thing. Fark: Not Jennifer Lawrence
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Fri December 27, 2013
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Note to "branding" firms: don't tweet at Patton Oswalt to try to get him to tweet about your brand(s) for money. You'll only get publicly humiliated in the end
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hollywood reeling from rampant piracy and home entertainment options. Ha ha, just kidding, 2013 was the best-ever year at the box office
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
A&E decides they're done pretending like they were mad at Phil Robertson, announce that he's back and Duck Dynasty is filming new episodes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Good luck not thinking of your own mom giving and receiving oral sex after watching Anderson Cooper talk about his own mom giving and receiving oral sex
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
State senator introduces legislation to honor Free Speech pioneer. Thomas Paine? Salman Rushdie? Larry Flynt? HINT: Alabama state senator
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr were ... a puberty rite writ large"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fleetwood Mac will not play Glastonbury, disappointing fans who undoubtedly wouldn't be caught dead at the festival
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Amy Adams' "American Hustle" promo pictures are definitely on the "hustle" side
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Thu December 26, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claims she's one of the highest-paid DJs in the world, which is sort of like being the most expensive house in Detroit
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey enjoys Christmas with the twins. Her kids were there too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian elevates attention-whoring to an artform by tweeting her Christmas thank you's for pricey designer baby gifts
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former NFLer Chad Johnson hits his local Toys R Us for some holiday shopping....wearing a "CARPE THAT F*CKING DIEM" t-shirt
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Film and TV show producer Jeff Pollack has been found dead. Remember, guns don't kill people, but jogging does
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
911 call about an unconscious woman at Justin Bieber's home is "very suspicious," say authorities, who are left wondering why a woman would be with Bieber
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's a three letter word for hypocrisy? A&E
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Jersey Shore" gets one step closer to a 2034 re-launch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Punk is so dead you can eat $16 burgers and $30 steaks at its corpse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers: "Jennifer Lawrence should grow up. I love that she's telling everyone how wrong it is to worry about retouching and body image, and meanwhile, she has been touched up more than a choir boy at the Vatican"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Kings of Leon were the biggest rock band in the world--then the bottom fell out. Can they battle back?" Pretty sure the more relevant question is "How and when were Kings of Leon the biggest band in the world?"
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Wed December 25, 2013
(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
That full body functional Iron Man that you ordered for Christmas may not be coming after all
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
It's Christmastime, the time of the year when an alien threatens Earth, and sometimes, a Doctor dies. The underapppreciated, guest star in his own series Eleventh Doctor's era comes to an end in The Time of The Doctor, 9 PM on BBC America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I give to you the only negative review of Miracle on 34th Street available from Rotten Tomatoes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who claims to have cheated with Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott says she feels that it was a mistake and that she made a horrible decision
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The biggest box office bombs of 2013. Yes, After Earf is on the list
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Someone is actually suing Kanye West in order to claim he stole something of his to make the insipid "Bound 2"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Because you like to argue even on Christmas, here are 12 Monty Python side projects ranked on hilarity. Oh, and Fawlty Towers doesn't make the list. You'll never get over this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Joel, Servo, Crow, and the rest of the crew from The Satellite of Love would like to wish you and yours a very happy Patrick Swayze Christmas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How did you spend your Christmas Eve? If you're Cameron Diaz, you spent four hours laughing and having fun with your fans on Twitter
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Watching TBS's endless loop of "A Christmas Story" today? If so, here are 25 things to watch for to make your holiday obsession even more obsessive. Oh fuuuuuuuuudge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This may be a Christmas miracle
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
'Shazam' director blames movie's hold up on Superman (and not the fact that its based on a stupid character)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Heather Mills may be fined $1370 after threatening to break her foot off in the ass of a Paralympics official
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The ten best sitcoms of 2013. Inexplicably missing: Modern Family. Inexplicably included: Trophy Wife
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Tue December 24, 2013
(Wired)
 
 
 
How much energy would it take to melt all the gold in the new Hobbit film? Approximately 3.8 decacarriers. Caution: here there be science
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Many happy returns. Straight from the BBC's You Tube channel, here's the "Sherlock" season 3 minisode - no proxy required
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(Smosh)
 
 
 
Six travel tips learned from holiday movies
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(Screen Robot)
 
 
 
Five bizarre on-screen debuts of Hollywood legends. Come for Helen Mirren as a sexy model, stay for Clint- oh forget it, just come for Helen Mirren
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When we said Phil Robertson was suspended, we meant it. And what we meant was that he's still going to be on the show
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Dear 2014, let's forget Robin Thicke ever happened
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Beyonce was kind enough to grace a Walmart with her presence
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus abandons Twerking for...whatever the hell this is (w/video)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Support for LGBT community may have skyrocketed on college campuses, but most college students agree, this Duck Dynasty crap needs to stop
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift says she's had enough breakups in the past year to record a new album
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A truly wonderful Christmas tradition: David Sedaris reads Santaland Diaries. Also included is the text version of the story
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After 50 years, New York radio listeners will no longer hear "This is Stan Brooks, 1010 WINS radio"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If that one guy hadn't decided to overdose, here's how Glee would have ended, though it would have dragged on for six seasons
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest's New Year's Rockin' Eve will indeed be rockin' now that Billy Joel has signed on to perform
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman vanishes from stage production of Houdini
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic to guest star on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, make the show at least 20% cooler
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson, porn ties, and what the hell year was it?: 20 surprising things you might not know about "A Christmas Story"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Walker will appear in The Fast and the Furious 7, because it would be wrong to not use his already recorded footage and exploit his death in order to sell tickets
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(KDKB Arizona)
 
 
 
'Home Alone' is 'Die Hard' for kids: Yippie ki yay, you filthy animals
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Ace Frehley lays down the makeup rules for any KISS reunion at next year's Hall of Fame show, says he has to be the only one in costume or he's not showing. Peter Gabriel warns Ace to quit being biatchy or he'll show up in his old Slipperman suit
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Mon December 23, 2013
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Seven unbelievably awful Disney films you probably didn't know existed--for good reason
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(io9)
 
 
 
All new ISIS agents are required to watch Dr. Kriegers orientation videos. It won't hurt, much
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's 40 Essential Christmas Albums. Your favorites to the right
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Because she wants to test the limits of your love for her, Jennifer Lawrence made a surprise visit to a children's hospital in Kentucky this morning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman returns from his trip to North Korea. Says the local basketball players were awesome but the executions were to die for
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Has Steven Moffat made Doctor Who too complex for casual viewers? Of course he has. Decky Flamboon, Rassilon, and The Face of Boe unavailable for comment
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel reports highest ratings in 12 years, credits success to mass quantities of Deadliest Catch, Nik Wallenda, Gold Rush, Amish Mafia, Naked and Afraid, and sharks. Mythbusters is apparently just a myth now
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam's former manager admits to stealing an even flow of cash from the band
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fans trying to rename Paul Walker's Death Street after the actor, and home and business owners object to the idea, though they admit it does sound like a cool movie title
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Problem: Moviegoers not taking Johnny Depp seriously anymore. Solution: Add a scruffy hot Cillian Murphy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
For 2013, Kanye West had the "most influential year of any pop musician in history." A few things this gets wrong: 1) Kanye isn't influential; 2) Kanye isn't a musician; 3) The Beatles and Stones would like to have a word with you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Free Pussy
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The creator of Cowboy Bebop and Samuria Champloo is making an Anime that will premiere in the U.S first? And the hero is a alien-hunting Elvis-hair-wearing nutcase who openly loves bewbs? I think I just found my new spirit animal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves. Game of Thrones is coming to the big screen
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters set to play the Super Bowl
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