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Sun September 01, 2013
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leonard Maltin on the films of summer 2013: "I'm glad it's almost over; the movies get bigger and dumber, and we're subjected to more remakes and sequels." This, from the man who gave Laserblast a better rating that Unforgiven
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(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will anybody stop Jesse from burning the house down? Will Hank film a "confession" of his own? Will epic mustache guy return? Only five more episodes to go. It's your Breaking Bad discussion thread, 9 pm EST on AMC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drug overdoses at Electric Zoo music festival forces it to go unplugged
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The anime world saddened to learn Hayao Miyazaki is officially retiring
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's a sad state of affairs at the box office as One Direction's documentary is holding the top spot, with The Butler nipping at its heels and We're the Millers a close #3. And somehow, Elysium is still at #6
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How a CBS sitcom took down the dumbest Vice President in the history of the United States
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom seen in Blockbuster Video store, says he hasn't been inside something that old and busted since Khloe Kardashian
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Little Mermaid not nerdy enough for you? It almost was
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Sat August 31, 2013
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
How the mighty have fallen: Kathleen Turner joins the cast of Dumb and Dumber To
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Irish crooner Van Morrison turns 68 today. Here he is with a rollicking live performance of his signature hit, Moondance
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Judge approves long-term psychiatric hold and conservatorship for Amanda Bynes. Let us hope we don't see her name in the news again for a very, very long time
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 50 coolest Blu-ray and DVD covers ever. Floating heads and eerily photoshopped faces be gone
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's the School of Rock's 10-year reunion and everyone's coming
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-six current TV shows worth binge watching this Labor Day weekend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's six words which will send you running for the exits: Kris Jenner / Bruce Jenner sex tape
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Fri August 30, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper confirms he lands the role he was born to play: Rocket Raccoon
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell may be in the next Fast & Furious movie. In other disappointing news, they are making another Fast & Furious movie
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO giving JJ Abrams adaptation of Westworld a series order
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman stuck at the top of Coney Island Ferris wheel for 30 minutes due to: A) ride malfunction. B) safety inspection. C) Beyoncé doing her make-up
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(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Some evil genius is tricking dumb tweens into liking Hitler quotes by using Taylor Swift's image
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(Time)
 
 
 
"One of her problems as an actor is she has a very hard time faking things". Which might be a problem, if you were, oh I don't know....an actor maybe?
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Celebrities who used to be strippers on the left, celebrities you wish were strippers on the right. (slideshow)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Notes scribbled on the back of an envelope are a charming and tactile throwback to a simpler age--unless they're the macabre, horrific doodles pouring from the tortured mind of H.P. Lovecraft
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
You know your life has taken a turn when you're hit with a no-contact order for a band. But it's really time to re-examine your life choices when the band you're stalking is Hanson
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle walks out of Hartford show when audience forgets rule number one of attending a comedy show: STFU and let the man speak
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Fergie has another crotch-related incident
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kylie Jenner lives up to the Kardashian name, gets rammed earlier than expected
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bill Murray dresses as Liberace to mark the 20-year anniversary of Letterman's CBS show. He was also the first guest in 1993 and when the show debuted in 1982 on NBC. Absolutely fabulous
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg wants X Files Movie role as long as original FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully - played by Duchovny and Anderson - are onboard
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ousted Big Brother contestant comes under fire from Julie Chen during exit interview, insists she's not racist, she's "just Texan"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Guess which color-based songs are behind these minimal music posters
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Director of acclaimed sci-fi thriller Snowpiercer talks about having to re-edit movie for US audiences so it can be "understood by audiences in Iowa"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another teen paranormal romance book just came out. This time its about a girl and...Cthulhu?
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(io9)
 
 
 
The Star Trek Into Darkness Blu-ray is a bigger rip-off than, well, Star Trek Into Darkness
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
And in the latest Broadway revival: The Odd Couple, starring Bo and Luke Duke
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(Time)
 
 
 
Rapper Juicy J offers a $50,000 college scholarship for twerking. Because clearly, college-bound students are the right target audience for this
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Thu August 29, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
OMFG, we've been HaXoReD
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne manages to set his house aflame while making a bacon sandwich
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neighbors target David Schwimmer with "ROSS IS NOT COOL" graffiti. Clearly, they are worried about him driving property values down
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood talking to empty chair because his wife left him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Criticism of Miley's VMA performance is sexist because no one is talking about "family man" Robin Thicke grinding it up on stage with an unmarried woman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Francisco Franco still dead, Valerie Harper close to remission
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Uwe Boll goes to Kickstarter to secure funding for Postal 2. Stretch Goals include Uwe Boll not making Postal 2
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For all of you raging about Ben Affleck as Batman, wait until you hear who's been tagged to play Ultron
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Jane's Addiction's "Nothing's Shocking" is 25 years old... which means you're old but still cool
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Fox swears it hasn't mercy-killed Kris Jenner's talkshow for some reason
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a new hot mess in Hollywood and her name is Emma Roberts, who is starting to make her dad look normal - and he's working a Kroger loading dock still muttering about the time the bedbug took his thumb
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Simpsons creator spends his final months giving away his fortune and listening to Larry King read the Bible on cassette
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
When they cast Ben Affleck as Batman, I said nothing. Then when the role of Gotham City went to Detroit, there was no one left for extras
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Area man starts fake newspaper to sell pizza coupons. Happy 25th anniversary to The Onion, America's finest news source
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Yep, Ryan Reynolds had another bad summer at the box office. Anyone see a trend?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
'Breaking Bad' Mexican restaurant reports surge in tableside guacamole orders, biatch
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Wed August 28, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Having recently dumped Scientology, Leah Remini has decided to join the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Kind of a lateral move there
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Hader thinks he can squeeze 90 minutes out of a premise that is simply whispered entendres, the inability to maintain character, garish outfits, and Seth Meyers giggling. That's right; he wants a Stefon movie
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And now we hear from another Scientology escapee, one who unknowingly auditioned to be Tom Cruise's baby receptacle
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman reading the definition of Twerking from the OED. Titty sprinkles
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke's mom about his performance with Miley: What has been seen cannot be unseen
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Did Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones separate? He won't kiss and tell, and her lips are sealed
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Oh, just the amazing letter that a 17 year-old Rashida Jones wrote to Tupac
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Pacific Rim is aimed at promoting U.S. plans to dominate the Asia-Pacific region, and Chinese soldiers should be wary of American propaganda in Hollywood movies." Wait until they hear about the Red Dawn remake
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Matt Damon promises he won't ruin the Batman franchise
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(io9)
 
 
 
Cool behind the scenes photos from iconic movies. Yes, the robot from Metropolis was a hottie
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What we've all been waiting for: The Atlantic weighs in on Baffleck being Batman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Adventures of Pippi Longstocking and the Stolen Sex Tape
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The name is Bond, Jam- Wait, what's my name again?
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Free download of The Replacements' Riot Fest Toronto reunion show. Contains no twerking or giant panda bears
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Tue August 27, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"50 Shades" tops survey of "most discarded books left behind at Travelodge" for the second year in a row. In other news, Travelodge patrons are kinky AND forgetful
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin goes ballistic on photographer No. 5132 by manhandling him over the hood of a parked car in New York while out with wife Hilaria
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Critic says the tired formula of having a hero/heroine who is "the chosen one" overcome adversity to triumph over evil is ruining teen movies. Personally, I blame those hacks Joseph Campbell and Carl Jung for inventing the trope in the first place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my Renaissance painting into an egregiously loud room
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Here's why we needed Fifty Shades of Grey: Back in the 90s, all some housewives could think to do with their time was dress teddy bears up as sexy tacos
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You're not alone. Sunday's Breaking Bad confused the hell out of Anderson Cooper too
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The ten highest earning celebrities list of 2013 is as punchable as you'd imagine
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anybody who watched the performance was thinking it, but it took Kelly Osbourne to come out and say it, Miley, please "put your f**king tongue back in your mouth"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The trailer for Matthew McConaughey drama Dallas Buyers Club is here and it looks like he'll definitely be keeping his shirt on in this one
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(Daily Athenaum)
 
 
 
How Macklemore is like Martin Luther King. Man, I remember MLK's "I Got a Great Deal On This Suit" speech
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Twerking began in the 1920's - but yeah, Miley Cyrus does it best - you be the judge
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The original Miley Cyrus was the highest earning celebrity over the last year
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Sometimes comic book writers get to be the heroes
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(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Disappointing absolutely no one, Simon Cowell's first child will not be named Paula
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The two funniest women in comedy asked to return as Golden Globes hosts
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Finally, Jezebel weighs in on Miley's blatant racism
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez making us jealous of Ethan Hawke for the first time since he was married to Uma Thurman
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sting confesses that one classic Police hit was originally improvised as "Walking Round the Room" and another classic Police hit "Every Breath You Take" wasn't supposed to be so stalker-like. Another year has passed since he broke his nose
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
So...anyone want to buy set pieces from Burn Notice?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow is going to hedge his bets with the white female version of Dave Chappelle, Amy Schumer
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Mon August 26, 2013
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hate on Sharon Stone all you want, but at least she's out there lobbying for more actresses to get naked on camera
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Onion predicts Miley Cyrus will be depleted by 2013. Fark: Video is from 2008
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Traffic backed up for hours after woman suspected of drunk driving kills guy following Jason Aldean concert. Throw in a dog & you could write a song about that
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
What if Hannibal Lecter told lame jokes instead of implying that he's a cannibal? This is why we have internet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even NPR wants to talk about Miley Cyrus twerking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben Stiller trying to bring Reality Bites to TV as a series. Well at least it's an original idea to have a bunch of whiny self-absorbed 20-somethings sitting around biatching about life in the early 90's while they drink coffee
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
So while everybody was getting their panties in a knot about Hannah Montana at the VMAs last night, some band called The Replacements played their first gig in 22 years
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
N*Sync fans got treated to a five-second reunion during last night's VMAs
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The stories behind nine famous TV production logos. "Sit, Ubu, Sit. Good dog"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From a Dancer to Miley: Why her VMA performance left us horrified, confused and feeling dirty
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently, Reese Witherspoon plagiarized her rant at cops from Breaking Bad
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not Fark: Kristin Chenoweth invites an audience member onstage to sing "For Good" with her. FARK: The woman she selected was a voice teacher. TOTALFARK: That banging sound is her totally NAILING it
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(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Someone asks Robert Pattinson what he thinks of Twilight fans. Hilarity ensues
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Brown beats nightclub charges
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Highlight of the MTV video awards? Taylor Swift quickly pens new song "Shut the f--- up" about ex-boyfriend Harry Styles
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at The Legion of Doom
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus foam fingers herself to MTV VMA infamy
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