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Sun August 11, 2013
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do the women of ZZ Top's "Legs" video look like today? Surprisingly, the answer is very hittable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis actually answers a question about his unfinished, locked away concentration camp movie, The Day the Clown Cried. Bonus: clips from the movie
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(AMC TV)
 
 
 
The end is nigh. Will Walt be found out? How many more lives will he take? Will Vince Gilligan fill my request to have Walt Jr. and Marie killed in one fiery explosion? The first of Breaking Bad's final eight episodes airs tonight at 9 PM on AMC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What Weird Al video about Breaking Bad could possibly be complete without HEY, YOU'VE GOT WEASELS ON YOUR FACE
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box unveils new set of tacky commercials, one of which spawned a petition to boycott chain. The Meaty Cheesy Boys approve
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
World War Z has become Brad Pitt's highest-grossing film, raking in $502.6 million across the globe, meaning a sequel is all but guaranteed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is this "Choose Your Own Adventure" version of Hamlet really worth $580,000, or was the Kickstarter campaign for it a waste? Turn to page 72 if you want to find out
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dystopian classist sci-fi pic Elysium takes the weekend with $30.5 million, while We're the Millers is a close #2 with $25.7 million. Pixar's Planes doesn't quite take off as expected, making an aborted landing at #3 with $21 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With The Lone Ranger tanking in the USA, Jerry Bruckheimer traipses overseas to convince UK media to savor movie as something more than an "immodest, wonky affair"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Volume 1, Issue 1 of 19 famous magazines. Some interesting reading from cover to cover
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer calls the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy "trash"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The twelve best fictional libraries
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Legendary filmmaker Werner Herzog plugs his latest project - a 35-minute PSA on lives lost as result of texting while driving, to be distributed by AT&T. "I see there's something going on in civilization which is coming with great vehemence at us"
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Sat August 10, 2013
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Singer Eydie Gormé has passed away at 84. Cause of death blamed on the Bossa Nova
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Longer ago, in a galaxy even farther away." Trailer for the newest version of George Lucas's 1974 vision
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
David Bowie helped Trent Reznor battle his demons. Given this is Bowie, these could either be literal or metaphorical demons
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The fifteen most hated bands of the past thirty years. Missing from the list: Mumford & Sons, Nirvana, and Sublime. Other than that, solid list
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
According to noted doctor Chris Brown, he suffered a seizure because "everyone is mean" to him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While sightings of the Banana Splits have been scarce, it is now confirmed the The Wombles are returning
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There's trolling, and there's "Skyler White is the best character on Breaking Bad" trolling
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to Ian Anderson, frontman for the Grammy Award-winning heavy metal band Jethro Tull. From their Grammy winning album Crest of a Knave, here's Budapest
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
JUGGALO DOWN. I repeat, we have a Juggalo down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fan mistakes Mark Wahlberg for Matt Damon. Eh, close enough
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Fri August 09, 2013
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Either it's 1983 again, or else Blondie, Adam Ant, The Psychedelic Furs, The Fixx and Berlin are all playing a huge concert together
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Pixar announces the voice casts of its next two movies, and apparently everyone in Hollywood is set to star in them
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
HBO: We know you're pirating Game of Thrones...and that's fine
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
In the off chance you find yourself in rural Hardin County, Illinois this weekend, here are ten must have items to get you through your journey. 'A life' conspicuously absent
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Pixar changes the ending of its upcoming Finding Nemo sequel because SeaWorld is bad
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of Katherine Hepburn's fake accent
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(Today)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon reveals that his child was born via a surrogate mother. Of course, news that he's slept with a woman would be even more surprising
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(E! Online)
 
Video
 
Emma Roberts learns when it comes to cronuts: we are all equal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megan Kelly getting Sean Hannity's slot. Hopefully, the doctors will clean all the sand out of it before going ahead with the transplant
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Doctors feel it is in Amanda Bynes' best interest to take a break from Fark headlines for another month
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greatest movie one liners. And don't call me Shirley (some Not safe for work language)
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber takes two waitresses home, makes them sign nondisclosure agreements. Now we'll never find out about their wild night of video games and s'mores
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(IGN)
 
 
 
When Stallone called Bruce Willis "greedy and lazy" he probably wasn't too far off. "According to the trade, Willis was offered $3 million for four days of shooting in Bulgaria, but the star said he'd drop out if he didn't get at least $4 million"
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton returns to superheroes with BIIIIIIIIIRDMAN
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you think Larry David's Clear History hairstyle is weird, check out his real-life hairstyle history. No wonder Fridays never stood a chance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farrah Abrahams spotted at Ft Lauderdale beach for photo shoot. In related news, crab infestation at beach causes closure until further notice
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer and watch me jump these buses"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Lucille Ball's 'I Love Lucy' dress sells at auction for $168,000, is now the most expensive dress in Hollywood that wasn't worn by Dennis Rodman
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy Birthday Whitney Houston. 546 days of sobriety
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Vince Clarke, late of Yaz and Depeche Mode and currently one half of Erasure, wants people to film themselves making synth sounds with their mouths
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
FOX jumps the shark and buys sitcom based on Dogfish Head Brewery
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Thu August 08, 2013
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Leah Remini files missing persons report on cult leader David Miscavige's wife Shelly, stating the woman hasn't been seen in six years
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Zuni fetish doll finally catches up to Karen Black
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
The title for the Sharknado sequel has been released, and it was picked out of thousands of entries on SyFy's website
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(io9)
 
 
 
Compare Back to the Future II's "old" make-up with how the stars have actually aged
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
If Katy Perry farts, she's just not that into you dude
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Not News: Upscale handbag employee tells black woman the merchandise is too expensive for her. News: The store is in Switzerland. Fark: The black woman is Oprah Winfrey
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(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Cool: New toys of Freddy and Jason. Awesome: Based on their 80s Nintendo video games
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
All those who hated the pixie cut on Miley Cyrus, prepare to be horrified at the same cut on Beyonce
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(Today)
 
 
 
Top 10 list of Sesame Street musical guests. List already failed without R.E.M.'s Furry Happy Monsters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nicole Kidman get naked in Eyes Wide Shut and nobody goes around saying it's misogynistic, because it's Kubrick"
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
You can buy Cameron's House from Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the affordable price tag of $1.5 million. Sweet Blackhawks jersey not included
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde is the new Oprah. Or should be. Or something. Just get your wife to read this
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Two and a Half Men to become Two Men and a Quirky Hot Bisexual Daughter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Realizing nobody is watching the show again, the producers of CBS's "Big Brother" have another houseguest say some racist shiat that everyone can prentend to be shocked and appalled about
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Pitchfork claimed Stephen Colbert's Daft Punk no-show was a publicity stunt. Colbert responded like only Colbert can and somehow "Hysterectomy Horrors hosted by Lou Diamond Phillips" was born
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Marvel cinematic universe is pretty much planned out through the rest of the century. Your grandkids are gonna love Thor 22
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Casting a 10-year old girl as Little Red Riding Hood in a film adaptation of Steven Sondheim's "Into the Woods" means that either the director really doesn't understand the subtext of the script or he's a pedophile
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Before they were famous: 25 stars in their high school plays
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is so out of it that she needs someone feeding her lines to hold a conversation. "Ya'll just say feeding?"
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Child actress Sarah Polley has grown up to become one of the masters of modern filmmaking
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not going to be seeing Paula Deen on Dancing With the Stars anytime soon. Sorry. (I'm also sorry for the auto-play video)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga gets nekkid for the sake of art (Not safe for work)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's been forty years since The Exorcist terrified a generation of children and adults, so naturally it's time for a reboot. But not a film; no, Morgan Creek productions wants an entire TV series
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(io9)
 
 
 
The original season 3 finale of Walking Dead was deemed too disturbing to show on TV
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo puppeteer Cosmo Allegretti, who you know better as Mr Moose, Bunny Rabbit and Dancing Bear, goes to the great treasure house in the sky at 86. No word yet if he'll be buried under field of ping pong balls and carrots
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Wed August 07, 2013
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You're killing me Smalls
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Discovery Fit & Health wants to continue tradition of groundbreaking basic-cable documentaries that educate and inform its viewers, will air special four-part series on the real swingers of Atlanta
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
No wonder Rashida Jones left Parks & Rec: she's getting a new pilot at Fox
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Lone Ranger may have been inspired by an escaped slave lawman who captured 3,000 outlaws. Should have made that movie instead
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Oh, no. But I was really hoping to get some Ke$ha penis jewelry for my parents' anniversary
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(Madison County Courier)
 
 
 
Munchkin actress Margaret Pellegrini not only merely dead, really most sincerely dead at 89
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Artist Formerly Known as Marky Mark tells Justin Bieber to pull his pants up
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Insert hammer pun here to describe the new Thor 2 trailer
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man, anyway? Perhaps it would have been better if Disney never found out. The company yesterday announced it has projected it will lose $160 million to $190 million on flop The Lone Ranger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your WTF headline of the day: "A 'vasectomy' and other secrets behind Disney's 'Planes' "
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
MTV forces Daft Punk to cancel their appearance on The Colbert Report, but ever the trouper, Colbert gathered some friends and did the greatest video to Get Lucky you'll ever see
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Company sues because deep throat is their intellectual property (SFW)
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(io9)
 
 
 
Hey you, yes you on the computer. Here's the most fourth wall breaking moments in television history
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford to replace Bruce Willis in "Expendables III". Wait... there's going to be an Expendables III?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman claims Steven Moffat offered the role of Doctor Who to a "minority actor," but that person "turned it down"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, the most eagerly awaited Blu-Ray release has arrived: that's right, you can finally enjoy Ishtar in all its glory
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Oh sure one kid almost drowns and suddenly you're an unfit parent
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Tue August 06, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
It is time for everyone to rid themselves of their inexplicable, irrational hatred for the greatest rock trio of all time, Rush. And after that, perhaps these people can learn to embrace The Eagles
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Glover is leaving Community to focus on the aspect of his career you were least interested in
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Benedict Cumberbatch, he'll sic his army of Cumberbiatches on you
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Superman 3 really doesn't get enough credit for scaring the sh*t out of a generation's worth of kids
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Because kids love Harleys, Hamlet, and gruesome deaths, Sesame Street made a Sons of Anarchy parody. And it's most excellent
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson leaves Katy Perry for Kristen Stewart
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gore Verbinksi claims critics are the reason to blame for the failure of The Lone Ranger. Not, mind you, the terrible casting, acting, or script
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(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Who killed the music industry? You know, besides Justin Bieber
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, Dylan prophetically tells the world that the times are a-changin'
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga promises to fight Russia on behalf of LGBT people, but doesn't mention exactly how
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fresh off the disaster that was Jack Reacher, Christopher McQuarrie's career suicide continues with Mission Impossible 5
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Interior Ministry is cracking down on..wait, seriously? The Bloodhound Gang?
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Mon August 05, 2013
(Dina Goldstein)
 
 
 
You should probably show this to your young daughters to give them a dose of reality
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(Splitsider)
 
 
 
SNL rip off 'Fridays' Is Finally Out on DVD. Just in time for DVDs to go away
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(Discover)
 
 
 
"Shark Week" jumps the, um shark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh tries to expand his audience to include Apple fanboys
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(Smosh)
 
 
 
Five highly disturbing television shows supposedly made for kids. H.R. Pufnstuf is the sanest one
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Liam Hemsworth can't tell the difference between a model's arm and a dildo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chris Rock gives terminally ill teen a copy of Pamela Anderson's sex tape as part of Make-A-Wish Foundation visit
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(io9)
 
 
 
An awesome trailer for the animated Legend of Zelda movie that never was
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eleven TV characters who were supposed to get killed off but lived for various reasons (warning: minor spoilers)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
One college professor's words of wisdom almost made us lose Emma Watson forever
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Why do freedom haters hate Ted Nugent
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel starts Shark Week off with a fake documentary on megalodon with paid actors and CGI footage. Link is to facebook page with angry reactions
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Leah Remini is writing a tell-all memoir to get some of the money back she wasted all those years on Scientology
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