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Sun August 04, 2013
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The fifty greatest live acts performing RIGHT NOW. Well, not "now" now, just present time
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Looking back on the little-seen Peter Jackson movie that he claims was forgotten because the studio released it in summertime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes' publicist fears she'll either commit suicide or die from a drug overdose, claiming she smokes 30 joints a day. 30 joints? That's what Snoop Lion calls a "wake and bake"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABC in talks to develop TV shows based on 'Star Wars' characters. "Cooking with Jar Jar," "Porkins Pawns it All" and "Trade Federation: the Musical" coming soon to a small screen near you
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Five things you should know about the new Time Lord
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Want to sleep in Pamela Anderson's bed? $27,500 should just about do it
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Ten actors who can't get a hit film to save their life
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Greg Ginn sues Henry Rollins and his former Black Flag bandmates for copyright infringement. THAT'S SO METAL
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(BBC America)
 
 
 
Who will be the Twelfth Doctor? Exactly. More importantly, will The Doctor stay in Cleveland, or play for Miami next season? The Twelfth Doctor is revealed in Doctor Who: The Decision, live at 2 PM Eastern on BBC America
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
2 Guns wins the weekend with a soft $28 million, and The Wolverine clings to the #2 spot with $21 million. And proving that horror movies never reach a wide audience, Smurfs 2 bombs with a dismal $17.5 million
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan vows to never drink again. Bets on how long that will last to the left
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(YouTube)
 
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SHMHC waves goodbye to another year of Wacken Open Air with this year's Metal Battle winners: Toronto's (likely no longer) obscure melodic death/thrashers Crimson Shadows
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
"Celebrity Apprentice" officially goes on hold while NBC "restocks the pool". And when it's restocked, an interesting idea might be to try fishing in it this time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NBC news correspondent John Palmer becomes the news at 77
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(Time)
 
 
 
K-Pop is a smash in Latin America. K-Fed wants to know if you'd like your Smashburger well-done
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Zombies hate skaters
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Sat August 03, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thanks to "Downton Abbey" and competitor cable networks' devolution into brainless reality crap, PBS reports increased viewership among younger demographics, boasts that they are once again relevant to cool Americans
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Some guy no one has heard of writes a sci-fi drama script and is suddenly the hottest guy in television. "Everyone wants it. And I mean everybody"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC to air Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding documentary. Further details to be released on a knee-to-know basis
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Daft Punk gets lucky, will appear on an upcoming episode of The Colbert Report
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Don't throw out your Hot Pockets yet; CBS is bringing Jim Gaffigan's sitcom back into development--for the 2014 season
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jack White calls the Black Keys thieving assholes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sharknado midnight screenings sold out across the country, which is quite good considering it was a made-for-cable film that probably cost $10,000 to make
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC News doesn't renew Chris Hansen's contract, tells him to have a seat over there in the unemployment line
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett is 87 today. Here's his duet with Lady Gaga singing "The Lady is a Tramp". 100% cool, 110% awesome
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston does not walk around nude
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How the Hot 100 became America's hit barometer
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Fri August 02, 2013
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres to host the 2014 Oscars and return the show to its former glory
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen will host Comedy Central's roast of James Franco
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coming out of the closet? That's so Raven
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actor Michael Ansara, best known for playing Kang on various Star Trek series, and for nailing a young Barbara Eden, crosses into Sto-Vo-Kor at age 91
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(Gawker)
 
Boobies
 
Lindsay Lohan nude photos leaked. Why, yes, she does have a movie coming out. Why do you ask? (Not safe for work)
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Stephen King's daughter reveals the "horrible" ordeal he would force his children to perform
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Red hair and a hand-me-down bikini. She must be a Weasley
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(Daily Grindhouse)
 
 
 
The Top 10 Lee Marvin Films, by Dwayne Epstein, author of LEE MARVIN: POINT BLANK
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(The CW DC)
 
 
 
Mrs. Partridge talks about Joan Collins, getting naked, watching adult movies and more while promoting her new book. Your father won't need Viagra tonight
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(Runner's World)
 
 
 
Could Lindsay Lohan become a "great runner"? Well, we already know she's doping
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Judges rule that a finalist on kids' Jeopardy show dotted his "i's" and crossed his "t's"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen's $7.4 million ranch for sale. Includes log cabin, annex, and 500 acres in which cool was herded
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Russell Brand: I considered becoming a monk but decided on sex addict instead
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(io9)
 
 
 
First Firefly crew member shows up on Joss Whedon's Agents of SHIELD. Barney would be so proud
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(Short List)
 
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All Is Lost trailer looks a lot like Life of Pi. But with Robert Redford. And no tigers. And more "OH GOD LOOK AT ALL THE WATER"
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Thu August 01, 2013
(Independent)
 
 
 
Zack Synder to meet with Frank Miller to discuss how to properly write a goddamn Batman movie
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
You stay classy, Albuquerque. Breaking Bad thanks the town it's set in with these most excellent chemistry pun billboards
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The two Avatar sequels are now three Avatar sequels
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
When you're casting Drunk Ron Weasley, there's really only one choice: Simon Pegg
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stop blaming Jaws for all the crappy summer blockbusters. Credit it for the good ones instead
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes' cocktail appears to be working. See? All she wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
First, it was Cars. Then, it was Planes. More recently, it was Snails. And now, it's Monster Trucks that will become the next animated attempt at a franchise, ensuring Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy will always be employed
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ten remarkable things about Catwoman (the movie)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The makers of "Masters of Sex", premiering next month on Showtime, would like you to know that over its sexy 12-episode season, everyone on the show has lots of sex, and none of the sex is gratuitous. Sex
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Pacific Rim" Gives Warner Bros' Its Largest Chinese Opening Ever
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
South Korean pop star Psy admits he can sink a lot of vodka
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Sharknado" sets a ratings record for Syfy on its third showing. Apparently it took two viewings for people to realize that they weren't so stoned that they imagined the whole thing
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Today in News That Will Make You Flaccid: Joan Collins demands that Shirley Jones retract claims in her new autobiography that Collins was a swinger and into foursomes and orgies
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone issue with Boston Bomber on the cover sees the magazine's sales explode
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(Today)
 
 
 
Soleil Moon Frye to host new DIY home improvement show. No word on whether she will be teaching viewers how to take the doors off of old refrigerators like she did in her last show
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert claims Jurassic Park a fraud: notorious mosquito preserved in amber was only species that didn't suck blood. Because everything else in the film was completely feasible
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
How does George Clooney spend his paychecks? Oh, just the usual: monitoring war criminals
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The ten most infamous feuds in rock history. Infamous? That means more than famous
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Wed July 31, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The two hottest stars that aren't Ron Swanson are leaving Parks and Recreation
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Finally, reality TV has hit bottom: Man with 132 lb. scrotum gets TLC show (beware: photos)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay is an asshole...who possessed the body of the season 3 MasterChef runner-up and turned him into God
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Could you really dispose of a body with a woodchipper like in Fargo?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Take a bow Americans, your laziness is pushing movie titles to the front of the alphabet
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(Cable TV)
 
 
 
Remember that crappy Twitter / YouTube one joke mess 'Shiat Girls Say" and how you hoped it would all just go away because your girlfriend was so obsessed and quoting it and shiat? Yeah, well, about that
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(io9)
 
 
 
Hollywood studios are starting to realize that making a movie on a $250 million budget might be an unsustainable business model
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan: FREE for a limited time only
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Here are eight reasons why Mulder and Scully were terrible FBI agents. Agent Doggett, of course, was one of the finest agents you'll ever see
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(io9)
 
 
 
InfoGif comparing the ages of Star Trek actors and their modern-day counterparts. All these kids are too old to be fresh out of Starfleet
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 35 years, Monkee Peter Tork still doesn't get Head
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DMX files for bankruptcy, will be forced to auction off his X
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(Daily Motion)
 
Video
 
Animated short "Blindsided" explains why Riddick no longer sits at the Necromonger throne
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(Short List)
 
Video
 
It would appear Denzel Washington can't go a whole movie without guaranteeing something
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why people should read authors even if they are total dickheads: "If we didn't read people who were bastards, we'd never read anything. Even the best of us are at least part-time bastards"
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Tue July 30, 2013
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eileen Brennan, known for her roles in Private Benjamin, Clue, and Murder by Death has died at 80
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Showtime gives the go ahead to a Dexter spinoff
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Model-whisperer who trains Kate Upton says almost anyone can have her body with his program
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chris O'Dowd: "A massive flying ballsack will be impossible to ignore." Well, yeah, that pretty much goes without saying
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
One Direction singer is "pretty sure" he doesn't go both ways
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Real Housewife Without a Forehead and her Tony Soprano wannabe husband indicted for fraud in New Jersey. Hey, fahgettaboudit
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(E! Online)
 
Video
 
Carly Simon sings You're So Vain to/with Taylor Swift
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The anti-Potter is heading to the big screen
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Prepare to feel a combination of old, weird, and aroused by Lil Ruthie from 7th Heaven in Maxim
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Art Bell has been returned by his Alpha Centauri abductors with Sasquatch, Reptilians, and EVPs for a new, uncensored show on Sirius
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift paddleboarding in a bikini? Don't mind if I do
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Producer of the original Superman films says he's not a fan of 'Man of Steel', cites lack of big cellophane S-Shields and amnesia date rape kisses as reasons for his dislike
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Lindsey Lohan praised for "sexually explicit, low budget film with pornstar." Soooo....she's doing porn now?
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Bieber bus busted for bud at border
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jonathan Frakes talks about playing the trombone with Phish and portraying the most boring character on Star Trek: The Next Generation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People are upset that critics are calling a new documentary about pregnant women narcissistic. To be fair, it is all about them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable just cancelled CBS and Showtime from its lineup
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Simpsons will finally get a cable syndication deal, meaning it will be fully conceivable that every hour of every day somewhere in the world an episode of the show will be airing on television
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Tourists take tour of Hollywood stars homes. Fark: Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul come out to say hello
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Airline showing Flight on flights? Surely you can't be serious? I am serious. And don't call me Shirley
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Mon July 29, 2013
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Congratulations on another successful orbit of the Sun, Wesley Crusher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what's just like the Super Bowl? Ramadan
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Reports of Debbie Harry's retirement have been greatly exaggerated
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-two attempts to turn live-action TV into animated series
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Major movie about terrorism against London and San Francisco to be released on DVD one day before the 12th anniversary of 9/11. Because the needs of the money outweigh the griefs of the few
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian" and other literary love advice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Autotune engineers brace for employment surge as Paris Hilton threatens the recording industry with another solo album
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(Broadcasting & Cable)
 
 
 
Four-hour miniseries on Hillary Clinton to debut for the fall television sweeps. Republicans not concerned about voter defection since it will be airing where no one will see it ... prime time on NBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How drunk does a rapper have to be to get arrested for DUI while driving a 1978 Plymouth station wagon?
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Today in 1968 - 45 years ago, The Beatles started the recording session for "Hey Jude." Here's video of them rehearsing the song
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case is made for the most interesting actor of his generation
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan plans on cutting out all the bad influences in her life, going so far as to push aside her dealer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
So, Taylor Swift, how much of a tip do you leave on an $800 restaurant tab?
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(One Million Moms)
 
 
 
How upset are "One Million Moms" over the Discovery Channel show "Naked and Afraid"? They're afraid to even spell out the word "naked" in their hysterical warning to parents
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Stephen King lies in bed awake worrying for months or years over the most important sentence in all novels
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