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Sun July 14, 2013
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
The fifteen most useless sequels of all time. Missing from the list: The last two Matrix films and Star Trek: First Contact
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will we get to know what should've happened in Cairo? Will the Romney campaign become more of a joke? Will Will shake Sloan for fun times tonight? This is your Newsroom season 2 premiere thread (starts at 9pm, HBO)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New showrunner Scott Gimple says The Walking Dead season four will have "emotion, action, scares" and lots of people wondering where the hell Carl ran off to
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Now that the dust has settled and the Sharknado warning has been canceled, SyFy learns that 1.4 million people tuned in to watch Sharknado. While that would be low for a normal network, for SyFy it's practically American Idol numbers
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(YouTube)
 
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Today's SHMHC celebrates France's Bastille Day. Here's Canadian power trio Rush with their classic anthem, Bastille Day live in 1976
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rare footage of Talking Heads performing Psycho Killer at CBGB's circa 1975, mere months after their very first gig
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despicable Me 2 once again takes the top spot at the box office, beating out Grown Ups 2 which somehow became the #2 film in the nation, well ahead of Guillermo del Toro's giant robot film Pacific Rim
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crime author's Polyjuice potion wears off
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake may be sued by anti-violence group Take Back the Night over his new single, Take Back the Night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel gets married to a woman who isn't f**king Matt Damon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gleeless
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Sat July 13, 2013
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Leave it to some guy on the internet to splice together every stand-up scene from Louis C.K.'s FX show "Louie" to essentially create a new Louis C.K. stand-up special
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despicable Me 2 reaches $400 million global and $200 million domestic gross. Looks like those minions paid off after all
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The next James Bond film will be based on a Bond book, but not one written by Ian Fleming; it seems Sebastian Faulks' Devil May Care, a sequel to The Man with the Golden Gun, is Daniel Craig's next mission
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's latest enemy? The Loch Ness Monster. No, seriously
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez accused of accepting millions of dollars from "dictators and crooks." But enough about her record label; she took money from Uzbekistan, Chechnya, and even Russia to perform for scoundrels and thieves
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Top 25 athletes turned actors. "Yeah, everybody knows that guy, that guy too. Wow he was an athlete? Neat. Oh no farking way was that guy in pro sports" (Deslided for your enjoyment)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
It's Sir Patrick Stewart's birthday, so here's a collection of his delightful Twitter photos
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Two and a Half Men will replace Jake with a lesbian character. This... changes... everyt --- well, nothing actually
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
10 Best GIFs From Sharknado...it's glorious
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jessica Lange is still Gettin. It. Done at 64 years of age, rocking that bikini
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Your new Harrison Ford sci-fi blockbuster may in trouble if your studio offers an apology before anyone even sees it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who's in the corn field? Exactly
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Were all the movies you loved as a kid actually awful? Well, if you were a kid in the 80s then yes, they were
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
SyFy "seriously considering" a Sharknado sequel. You have only yourselves to blame
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(Next Movie)
 
 
 
Edgar Wright's Ant-Man script is finally finished. Writing it was no picnic
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So what really happened at the end of 'Trading Places'? It's a bit more complicated than you think
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Fri July 12, 2013
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Hollywood announces another got damned sequel-spinoff-prequel-poo
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp is quickly becoming the King of Sequels, finalizes plans to star in Alice in Wonderland 2
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Top 19 punk albums of all time. Argue the order of them, but one sounds like dookie
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC cancels "Betty White's Off Their Rockers" for failing to win audience over two seasons. Fortunately, you will always have it on Lifetime TV, on your DVR, and in your heart
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"I'm afraid that now when we have a real Sharknado everyone is going to treat it as a joke" -- The best tweets and GIFs from the TV event of the year
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Seven terrible films featuring huge celebrities. Pros: Farker-driven, not a slide show. Cons: Battlefield Earth trailer
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The giant robots of Pacific Rim get vastly improved names
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix in talks with producers for 'Arrested Development' Season 5. Ninja please
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Criss Angel botches a trick in front of a live audience during filming his new show. This won't make the final airing (language Not safe for work)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Radiohead banned in Chipotle as Thom Yorke's voice "wreaks havoc with chain's interior design elements," similar to the way a Chipotle burrito wreaks havoc with Subby's interior
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Update on Disney's upcoming Tron and The Black Hole. No this isn't some weird fever dream back to 1982
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber apologizes for insulting Bill Clinton after realizing he will never pull as much ass as the former President and should be learning from a master instead of being a stupid little douche
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Suri Cruise outted by paparazzi
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Why are we so obsessed with the Zimmerman trial? With bonus pic of Prosecutor Nice Hair mounting a real doll
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pixar Theory will send your mind reeling....at the thought of how many hours of his life this dude wasted
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The most misquoted song in Britain? The Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This). Who am I to disagree?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cheetah lets Adam Sandler know just what he thinks of Grown Ups 2
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Thu July 11, 2013
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Come one, come all, for the Official Fark Sharknado thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leah Remini makes her escape in Katie Holmes' footsteps
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(io9)
 
 
 
Writer of Sharknado discusses the science behind sharknados and how much better it would have been if Pa Kent had died in a sharknado in Man of Steel. Sharknado
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(MTV Hive)
 
 
 
And then there was that one time where R Kelly pissed on Al Jorgensen's piano and Al realized that it wasn't his own pee
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(411Mania)
 
 
 
Liev Schreiber will play Chris Benoit in "Crossface," a movie about the double murder that's sure to have excellent voiceover narration
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen flies to Scotland to hunt Loch Ness monster. SWIMMING
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Farrah Abraham gets kicked out of rehab, staff tells her not to let the back door hit her on her way out
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Left hand blue, right hand blue, left foot blue, right foot blue
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"Taylor Swift is Satan and that 6,000 years is six days and death comes on the sixth day, so Taylor Swift is in danger"
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
We should really stop calling Steve Grand the first openly gay country music star, because a) he's not the first country musician to come out and b) with only one self-financed Youtube video to his name, calling him "a star" is a bit of a stretch
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's a picture of Alfred Hitchcock on a go-cart. So, yeah, your argument is invalid
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade banked a damn basketball off a baby's face today on live TV
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Remembering Claude Rains
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Royal Baby will be the 27th cousin to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's six children, the 26th cousin (thrice removed) to Celine Dion's three kids, the 11th cousin to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's three offspring, etc
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Another celebrity has given their child a stupid name that will haunt them for the rest of their lives... I present to you Cricket Pearl
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
Recording industry to wipe 'N' word from all recordings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway took a stroll yesterd... OMG WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER PANTS?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom, you've just trashed a paparazzi's camera and equipment, what do you do next? (w/video)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Worst rappers of all time upset that GQ has called them the "Worst Rappers of All Time." F*cking arbitrary lists, how do they work?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, though Gomez has told him they won't last if he keeps acting like a douchebag. Look for the breakup story in about three days
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(YouTube)
 
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Suzanne Vega is 54 today, still looks like Shelly Duvall's twin sister
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The full trailer for "Sharknado" has been released and somehow the internet is still standing. For now, anyway
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If Clooney can play a gay Batman, Andrew Garfield wants some hot interracial gay spider sex
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Wed July 10, 2013
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trailer for Oldboy remake. It's hammer time
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Another Day of the Dead reboot is on the way
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Pride and Prejudice and Game Theory
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hasselback, who managed to earn the impressive distinction of being known as "the dumb one" out of the regulars on the daytime talk show "The View", has migrated to her rightful and natural habitat: Fox News
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel bans fans from using camera phones at her music gigs, and let me tell you those four folks are not happy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Beliebers say restaurant should be honored to accept singer's waste. And F- Bill Clinton for some reason
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Zach Braff made a heartwarming video to help a guy propose to his girlfriend in what may be the most brilliant Kickstarter funding scheme yet
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Everyone except Prince William is excited about the birth of the royal baby this weekend, he's going to a polo match instead
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Twenty movie panels you can't miss at Comic-Con
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Tue July 09, 2013
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox making 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen' TV show produced by 'Heroes' writer. What could go wrong?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The original iron throne George RR Martin envisioned even makes Joffrey seem kinda badass
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The case for HBO's The Newsroom has been made. At the very least you should hate read it
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton is rumored to be giving birth this week-- here are 5 things you don't really need to know about the royal baby
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
After surviving Myanmar, Libya, and the Congo in first season, Anthony Bourdain enters Detroit for new "Parts Unknown" episode, has breakfast at Duly's, barbecue at Vickie's, and oxtail at Full Belly Cafe
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Aisha Tyler - Archer's Lana Kane - is a sci-fi nerd, gamer, home-brewer and drinker of morning scotch. Oh, and she's hot. No word on her Fark handle yet
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Get totally blotto and narrating key scenes from American history while costumed actors lip-synch the reenactment scenes. Sounds like this new Comedy Central show has potential
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Orson Scott Card adresses efforts to boycott "Ender's Game" because of the author's outspoken opposition to gay marriage. Short version: You godless heathens and filthy sodomites won, now stop oppressing me
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush is definitely over his ex Kim Kardashian. It's just a coincidence that his fiancee looks EXACTLY like her
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The most influential films of the last century, according to Wikipedia
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"That's not my brush. That's not my nail clippers. That's not my used pair of panties," said Halle Berry
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
It looks like we know who Karen Gillan and Benicio del Toro will be playing in Guardians of the Galaxy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes appears in court over the vagina-slapping bong incident
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat: How a barely-animated, barely-watched cartoon became a TV show for the ages
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Book written about the Boston Marathon bombing will become a film about the Boston Marathon bombing, because clearly it isn't too soon for that
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Apparently you can make a good movie where giant robots fight giant monsters so long as you don't let Michael Bay anywhere near it
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(Bubblews)
 
 
 
DirecTV is betting Fido is bored with just reading books and surfing the web, launches DogTV nationwide in August
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Charlie Kaufman and Guillermo del Toro teaming up for an adaptation of Slaughterhouse Five
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Someone stole $36,600 worth of musical equipment from Slipknot's Corey Taylor. Police hope the suspect will come forward so he can be properly thanked
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
London erects a giant statue of Colin Firth for some reason
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Mon July 08, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Storms of Life: Singer Randy Travis is in critical condition at a Texas Hospital, alcohol was not a factor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lieutenant Uhura remembers "The Kiss"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus' 13-year-old sister Noah quickly hands plastic cup to friend when spotted by paparazzi. Yeah, I'm sure there's nothing alcoholic in that at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Marie Osmond finds out the hard way that Hallmark makes a "Your ratings suck, so your show is cancelled" card
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mumford & Sons see rise in album sales thanks to their appearance at Glastonbury, public ignorance
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Beach alcohol laws apparently don't apply to Reese Witherspoon
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Big Brother finally exposes racist houseguest" Difficulty: all of them
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Pacific Rim now selling $20 "supertickets" in Canada, should come with coupons for Tim Hortons and a picture of Tommy Douglas
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones characters "Simpsonized" is exactly what it sounds like (aka glorious)
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Chinese 3D art gallery only makes sense if patrons pose in ridiculous positions
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Some good performances from otherwise bad movies. While George Clooney made the cut, the bat-nipples did not
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
James Gandolfini may have played a gangster on TV but his estate is about to be robbed by the biggest gangsters of all: the federal government
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Model of the moment Emily Ratajkowski looks good in just about anything
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No. Hell no. Hell FARKing no
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Against all odds, the utterly lame duo of Leno and Fallon build prime demographic leads over Letterman, Kimmel, Ferguson and Nightline into NBC's biggest late-night ratings edge in four years. Why are they firing Leno, again?
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