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Sun March 31, 2013
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It may be springtime in the US, but Winter is coming. Get your imp hands ready and prepare your desire to slap Joffrey. Who will get naked or killed first this season? The Return to Westeros begins at 9pm ET
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
It's the final showdown between Rick and the Governor. Twenty-seven characters are said to be killed. Who lives? Who dies? Find out at 9 ET on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Season 3 Finale Discussion Thread
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Walken turns 70, still is hiding Butch's watch
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Freddie Mercury smuggled Princess Diana into a gay bar dressed as a male model in the eighties. Well of course he did
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
G.I. Joe: Retaliation is #1 at the box office, getting the second-biggest Easter opening of all time. The Croods takes the #2 spot, and Tyler Perry's latest Tyler Perry movie is #3, and Olympus Has Fallen to #4
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beckingham Palace can be yours for only $15 million
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
TV's 40-year-old virgin isn't 40...or a virgin
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India's first zombie movie hopes to curry favor with audiences worldwide
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale attempts the Alba pose, succeeds in spectacular fashion
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Sat March 30, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The music world loses another Ramone
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Guillermo Del Toro says Constantine will lead 'Justice League Dark' movie
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Here's one for the ladies: Twenty-eight reasons Daryl Dixon is the "sexiest man" on The Walking Dead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
American Idol's ratings sink to a new low, giving hope to viewers everywhere the atrocious competition may finally come to an end
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(Salon)
 
 
 
They Might Be Giants are quite possibly the most politically astute band playing today
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Springtime, when a network's thoughts turn to thoughts of cancellation. It's your updated TV show deathwatch scorecard
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(Hardball Times)
 
 
 
Today is the 20th anniversary of the most improbable home run in baseball history
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(The Celebrity Cafe)
 
 
 
Kanye West decides not to name his next album "I Am God" because he doesn't want anyone to think he's taking a demotion
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There is a chance that the ancient scriptures were right and Justin Bieber has just heralded in the End Times by sparking a global pandemic after he smuggled a monkey into Europe on a private jet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Louie, Louie" singer nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, although his acceptance speech will be recorded, slowed down, examined for double entendres
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Fri March 29, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And now here's Bronson Pinchot with the Accuweather forecast
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
World War Z producers have had a hard time getting the rating down to PG-13. Solution: "Let's make it so the zombies have no blood at all" Win/Win
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(Time)
 
 
 
Inside the weird, bizarre, utterly insane world of the inexplicably popular Adventure Time cartoon
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Official forager for celebrity chef Daniel Boloud says ramps are SO over, and that cool people are foraging for garlic mustard and purslane to kick their dishes up a notch
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Good for the Jews: Someone wants to convert to Judaism. Bad for the Jews: It's Ashton Kutchner
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams made Zoe Saldana redo her Uhuru dialogue because she can't speak Trek technobabble. "We'd have to cut and he was like, 'Zoe, it's not traject-ory, it's traj-ECT-ory'"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The first two seasons of Game of Thrones summed up in a single nine-minute video
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer, the man with a birthmark of Whistler's Mother
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Will Ferrell, Seth Rogen, Emma Watson, and Selena Gomez would look like zombie-fied? Yea, me neither, but its a slow news day. So here it is anyway
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Parker Lewis can't walk
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Adult fans of My Little Pony abuzz about Build-A-Bear's newest product
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
♫I got Rhythm, I got my Hues, I got sold to India, who could ask for anything more?♫
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake brings middling pop music back
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marketing company finds that George Stephanopoulos is twice as popular as Matt Lauer. Results based on likability, charisma, number of people who can spell his name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's been 6 years, so let's check in with Alec Baldwin's spoiled, whiny brat to see how she's now doing. Yikes
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(io9)
 
 
 
Question and answer with writer/director of GI Joe movie. No, they didn't ask if Bruce Willis was Grandpa Joe
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old Ariel Winter dyes her hair like the Little Mermaid. It's a whole new world
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
What can we look forward to on the season three finale of The Walking Dead? Sure, a lot of it is speculation, but Robert Kirkman insists "twenty-seven characters will die" (spoilers if you're not caught up on season three)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man with world's largest penis offers his assistance to another impressive Hollywood dick
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you predicted that the seemingly well-grounded Kristen Bell would pick a traditional baby name, guess again
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Fargo: the miniseries? You betcha
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(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Robert Zildjian dies at age 89. Entire musical world agrees that he was a great cymbal of quality
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Thu March 28, 2013
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Don't call Amanda Byrnes mentally unstable because it makes her go bonkers
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
"I'd never marry a guy I didn't like", says the man who once covered "Cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
What the cast members of Game of Thrones look like off set. Wait, That's Robert Baratheon? Cersei a bottle blond? Varys looks like a 70's porn star and Daenerys... WTF
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Electro-pop pioneers Depeche Mode release 13th studio album "Delta Machine," credit their longevity in increasingly dysfunctional music business to being dysfunctional
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The most tense negotiations in Hollywood involve A&E and the stars of Duck Dynasty
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with female butt shots: why must fighting females assume the same pose and show off their back assets? Feminism, maybe?
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(YouTube)
 
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Lady Gaga is 27 today, or 54 in Madonna years
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(Today)
 
 
 
Duggars: We're praying for a 20th child. God: Give it a rest
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Ali Larter fills out a pair of mom jeans very, very well
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
In honor of Game of Thrones returning Sunday night, here are 21 cool facts about the cast that you didn't know
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently, 1000 women like Hugh Hefner the same way they like their like money - green and wrinkled
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(io9)
 
 
 
Definitive proof that Toy Story and The Walking Dead are essentially the same story
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
CBS buys half of the TV Guide Network after finally getting tired of only being featured in the "jeers" column of the magazine
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Simpsons writer and producer dead at 48. I didn't cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig, but I'll cry now
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(io9)
 
 
 
The twelve most ridiculously embarrassing moments in Doctor Who's long history
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Wed March 27, 2013
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Sean Penn's son learned everything he needs to know about conflict resolution from his dad
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Headline of the Day: "Giant-Dicked Jon Hamm Really Wishes All Of You Would Stop Talking About His Giant Dick"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Good: Netflix announces original sci-fi series. Bad: Produced by the people behind the Matrix sequels. Great: And also produced by the guy responsible for Babylon 5
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara tweeted her new hair hue ... sexy summer blonde
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's new CD movies almost 1 million copies in its first week, overtaking his superiors David Bowie and Bon Jovi in the Billboard charts
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Univision extends streak of viewership victories over NBC to 8 weeks. Don Francisco approves
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Ah...and the...uh, well...ah...sure
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Celebrating the many underappreciated film roles of James Woods. And there are lots of them
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The trailer for the second film about saving the White House is here. Bonus: it doesn't star Gerard Butler and his weird mouth
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jesse James hopes to find happiness marrying a drag racing bride, although his past marriages were also fueled by alcohol, started fast and were done in six seconds
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(The Millions)
 
 
 
Some sci fi writer from 1969 correctly predicted some life today, including a President Obomi. No word on Obomi's birth certificate
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(Time)
 
 
 
It's the 50th anniversary of 'Please Please Me', the debut album of The Beatles. Their good albums, however, are still only 45 years old
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The complete Pitchfork Festival lineup has been announced, and Chicago is bracing itself for the largest influx of hipsters since 2009
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Roland Emmerich talks Independence Day sequels. Yes, sequels
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-two celebrities that you didn't realize were the same age. No, Lindsay Lohan and Betty White aren't there together
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
The latest ridiculous posing trend: Tildaing. Androgyny is optional
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Tue March 26, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dionne Warwick bankrupt. If only she had some friends who could've helped her see this coming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Contestant on the French version of Survivor fails to realize that the key to winning the show is surviving
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(io9)
 
 
 
The most useless G.I. Joe members
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actress Karen Black (Five Easy Pieces, Easy Rider, Trilogy of Terror, etc.) turns to crowd-funding to help with her two and a half year battle with cancer. According to her husband, she can "hardly move around and is mostly bed-bound"
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(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
UFC Champion George St. Pierre cast in new Captain America movie as Batroc the Leaper. A martial artist playing a martial artist? WTF Hollywood, stop making sense
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(Proudly Resents)
 
Audio
 
Before "Celebrity Apprentice" and way after "The Buddy Holly Story" Gary Busey played a dog in low budget Christian film. It also features Booger from Revenge of the Nerds and Patrick from Sponge Bob
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ultimate Band Riders: Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Hire Cigar Rolling Expert for Backstage ''Gentleman's Club''
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
A new 2-Tone ska-themed episode of Scooby-Doo, with Martha Quinn and Jane Wiedlin? Ri'd rike rat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 82nd birthday to Leonard Nimoy, who gave us the awesome Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
David Goyer rebooted Superman because of a creative block while working on The Dark Knight Rises: "I was wasting time and procrastinating and took out an archive edition of some of the original Superman comic books....started rereading them"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jay Leno stops making what he calls jokes about NBC
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Fox's publicity department angrily denies any involvement with embarrassing, poorly-Photoshopped new Wolverine poster that was clearly put online by some internet prankster. Oh wait. Reverse that. They confirm it's really from them
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Our national nightmare is over. Britney and Kfed spotted together at their kid's soccer match. We can only hope this sparks the romance that rekindles their love
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel bans Fox's "The Following" claiming that the high homicide rate in Chicago is the direct result of local criminals trying to outdo the body count on the show
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margaret Cho enraged after Korean spa forces her to cover up so she won't frighten other patrons with her body. Hey, she doesn't look that bad
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert to interview Bill Clinton. I wonder who he had to blow to get that interview?
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Every Beatles song broken down by instrument
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone stole a Breaking Bad script from Walter White himself. It will be the last mistake they make
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 becomes the first band in nineteen years to land three #1 singles off the same album. The last band to do so was Ace of Base. Let that sink in
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Mon March 25, 2013
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
MTV relocates 2013 Video Music Awards show to Brooklyn, the indie music mecca where top bands either use their videos to project clichéd hipster tropes, or simply outsource video production to attention-whoring Youtubers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Nerds, start your boners: Game of Thrones season 3 is even better than the first two seasons
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Get ready for UNO: The Game Show
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen continues to prepare for his upcoming Freddie Mercury role by taking additional lessons in singing, acting mannerisms, naked wrestling
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A sign of how seriously Lindsay Lohan is treating her upcoming 90-day rehab stint: sources say she told her lawyers that she wouldn't accept any plea deal if it meant she had to miss Coachella this year
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
First pic of Porn star Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman makes everyone ask why the hell a porn studio gets the look of Wonder Woman and the costume right yet no one in Hollywood can seem to do it?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake went on the Jonathan Ross show, took five shots of tequila, and did a spot on Michael Caine impersonation, because Justin Timberlake won't stop until you concede that he is in fact one magnificent bastard
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Why Will Smith (and his ego) really turned down Django Unchained
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The ShamWow Guy's movie set inside Lindsay Lohan's vagina earned $625 per theater. That is a real sentence
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
Audio
 
'Justified' star Nick Searcy discusses Barbra Streisand, Chris Rock and playing George Carlin's boyfriend
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember Lindsay Lohan's 90-day lockdown rehab sentence to avoid jail? Well, about that
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten women who should be given the chance to host a late-night talk show
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(TV Geek Army)
 
 
 
The fantastic first season of The Real World premiered 21 years ago, making the show old enough to buy the liquor so that the kids on sucky Season 28 can get blitzkrieged in the hot tub
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Is Gallagher about to die, or is he trolling America?
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