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Sun January 27, 2013
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"Billy Dee Williams - well-known for starring alongside Diana Ross in Lady Sings the Blues, urged fans to push for him to make a cameo in the new Star Wars film"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Happy 200th birthday to one of the most overrated, cliched books ever written
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since Ultravox toured the US, and Midge Ure hopes to get the band back together and correct that mistake
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(Antimusic)
 
 
 
Industry-approved Dave Grohl to induct Rush into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Blues legend Albert King to be inducted by noted Blues legend John Mayer
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada to Randy Quaid: Sh*tter's full
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week's Sunday Heavy Metal House Call has something for everyone who loves chanted vocals and death metal, in that order
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney owns a flock of sheep, and his neighbors make fun of him because he refuses to send them to slaughter so they die of old age. Plus there's the whole Give My Regards to Broad Street mockery
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Eleven men from movies who don't exist in real life. Like every character Ryan Gosling has ever played. Though do you know any woman who would let a man wash her hair?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hansel & Gretel is the #1 film at the box office with a modest $18 million, and Jason Statham's latest cookie cutter Jason Statham film flops, as does the star-studded yet utterly tasteless Movie 43, which inexplicably made $6 million
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen TV shows that are better than the films they spun off from
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe proves again that he likes the girls with great personalities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't mention "Don't mention the war"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 40 best book to movie adaptations. Because 30 is too few and 50 is too many
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just when you decided to get rid of cable TV, you learn that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are producing a saltwater fishing show starring Les Claypool and Dean Ween
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(Backdrops-R-Us)
 
 
 
Where are they now? Kids in the Hall find work at Fox News
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Sat January 26, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber in hot water after shooting a security guard...with a nerf gun
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(ArtsJournal)
 
 
 
Composer angered that Dutch Radio Chamber Philharmonic Orchestra was axed due to budget cuts, withdraws all his works from public space and declares they will never again be performed in Holland
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
YouTube strips Lady Gaga of 156 million views
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In response to Glee's unauthorized cover of his cover of a song, Jonathon Coulton releases a cover of their cover of his cover of the song on iTunes. I think that about covers it
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Morrissey in the hospital. I know, I know, it's serious
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ten TV shows that deserve a second shot at life
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Maggie Q gets naked for PETA ad and I never really bought into that tired Fark meme that you're not reading the headline anymore, because it's not like there's much more to it anyway, and you saw this text when you saw the headline anyway
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(YouTube)
 
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Eddie Van Halen is 56 today. Let the Cobain vs Van Halen guitar debate begin
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten most badass fictional military women you'd want serving your country
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(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
Joanna Lumley confirms that an AbFab movie is in the works. Says she can still raise hemlines so high, the world is her gynecologist
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"Nick Cave?" - "Yeah you know, white guy. Moustache. About six-foot-two." - "Awfully big moustache"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
While the ponies are away, Spike becomes their petsitter. If you've been lamenting the lack of Gummy, Tank, Opalescence, and Winonah in season 3, you'll be happy with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 'Just For Sidekicks,, 10:30 AM on The Hub
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(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Jake "The Snake" Roberts asks fans to help raise $9,200 so he can get shoulder surgery to repair ring damage. He raised $14,278. Bonus: he dropped 60 pounds doing yoga with DDP
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How did dropping the mic become an important stylistic method for punctuating a powerful performance? This article lays it all out in critical detail. I'm out. *drops mic*
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Blisters have healed in American music: Violent Femmes add it up, will reunite for Coachella
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong gets a lucrative offer to be on DWTS after producers are impressed at how well he was able to tap dance his way around all of Oprah's questions
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Movie 43" is the "Citizen Kane" of awful
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(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
When a TV series ends an on unresolved cliffhanger it alienates viewers from new TV shows, gives rise to reality TV era, brings about end of humanity
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone ranks 2013's 50 funniest people. Yes, even Charles Barkley is funnier than Whitney Cummings or the cast of "Two Broke Girls"
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Fri January 25, 2013
(MTV)
 
 
 
Marvel officially announces Edgar Wright's Ant-Man, and possibly even more Strange things
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kind of like Cats the Musical, but with Nazis
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here in America, we have Jeopardy to make us feel either smart or dumb. In Russia, they use game shows for sociology experiments
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(YouTube)
 
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Jimmy Kimmel auditioning for every Matt Damon character. Sadly no Team America audition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not content with a single awkward pause at the end, Kristen Stewart attempts to set the record for number of awkward pauses during a single Craig Ferguson interview
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Why can't Robin Williams do all late night opening monologues?
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(E! Online)
 
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"Welcome to tonight's episode of 'Jimmy Kimmel Sucks'. I am your host Matt Damon"
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(Reality TV World)
 
 
 
Kris Humphries wants a $7 million divorce settlement, citing his 72 day marriage was the most embarrassment he ever suffered. Other than with being drafted by the Utah Jazz
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Thu January 24, 2013
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rasta Millennium Council concerned about the Artist Formerly Known as Snoop Dogg, Snoop Lion, may not be taking it all seriously. "Smoking weed and loving Bob Marley and reggae music is not what defines the Rastafari Indigenous Culture"
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Get ready for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Can the Force repel Lens flare?
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(io9)
 
 
 
The 36 greatest super-villain musical numbers of all time. (Bonus: not a slideshow)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum table dancing. Or you can look for a link about North Korea sabre rattling. It's up to you
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(Next Movie)
 
 
 
There's a very mousey Disney Easter Egg in "The Empire Strikes Back" that we've been missing for all these years
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Subby's frothing at the mouth at the trailer for the new Coen brothers movie. So's John Goodman
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(The Show Must Go On)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back in "Terminator 5"
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(YouTube)
 
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If you get caught with a prostitute, just use the Shamewow
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(YouTube)
 
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John Belushi would have been 64 today. Here's the rare SNL audition tape
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A looooHOOOOoook insIIIIIIIIIiiiide the wo-hu-hu-hu-rold of AAAAaaaron Ne-eh-eh-eh-viiiiiiiiile
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(Short List)
 
 
 
First official image from Kick-Ass II, includes Jim Carrey buying a hot dog
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Adele reveals her baby's name. Unlike most celebrity baby names, it isn't a verb, a color, or the last thing she ate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently Rachael Ray's husband steps out for an occasional late night snack. Use of EVOO not confirmed
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
A record 5.22 million people tuned in to watch the series finale of Private Practice, just to make certain it was over
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
You wouldn't know Jeremy Renner's knocked up ex-girlfriend, she's Canadian
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Wed January 23, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So much for the star power of appearing in the Star Wars prequels. Anakin Skywalker was last seen growing a ridiculous molester beard and frequenting Thai massage parlors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Script reveals the long lost ending of "The Shining". We're not saying it was aliens, but...,
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Thanks to Gordon Ramsay and similarly masculine celebrity chefs, cooking and home ec are now becoming cool for teenage boys. "Unlike math and English, the answers aren't clear-cut and there are fewer rules. Taking chances, in fact, is rewarded"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
All 11 Doctors may appear in the 50th anniversary special. Even the dead ones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Movie starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Richard Gere, Liev Schreiber, Uma Thurman, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Elizabeth Banks and Terrence Howard will be released this Friday. And none of them want to talk about it
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Denise Richards loses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is a bigger scandal than when the Damned lip synced on the Young Ones
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Hudson Valley newspaper that published map of gun permit-owning residents releases new list of names and address: property tax-paying celebrities. Then they came for Bill Murray, and I did not speak out
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Forty-five actors who went "gay for pay"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richard Moll says he would never do a Night Court reunion, and you really can't fault his reasoning
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Your first look at Benedict Cumberbatch in-costume as Julian Assange on the set of Star Trek: Into Darkness
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(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with the king of comedy himself, Mel Brooks
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
HBO cancels "Bored to Death" only to decide to now make a feature film out of the series
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China improves on Cloud Atlas by cutting 40 minutes off its running time
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
Will Prince kick everyone's ass and then serve them pancakes? Will Rick James make everyone his biatch? Will an attractive and successful family make a surprise run? Regardless, we all win with the Chappelle's Show sketch bracket
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(YouTube)
 
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"I feel like I invented lotion jeans when I was a teenager"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Catdance elevates the cat video to Sundance level. Honey badger demands a recount
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(Celebrity Hall of Shame)
 
 
 
The eight worst examples of acting by A-listers this side of Shia LaBeuf
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
No Lollapalooza for you, Israel
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to avoid over-hyping everything you like. Step one: Admit that Community, Radiohead, Arrested Development, Animal Collective, and Firefly are ultimately disposable pop-culture
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's "I love my job" and then there's "Improvised a panty-ripping scene with Nichole Kidman". Bonus - first day of the shoot
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(YouTube)
 
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Jimmy Kimmel races Julie Bowen (in running pants) for control over her twitter account for a day. Oh and she's wearing a lace thong
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Good Grief. The blockhead that provided the voice for Charlie Brown has been arrested on five felony charges including stalking
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, there was an episode of Dexter's Laboratory that was "too racy" for Cartoon Network because it had "bleeped curses." But you can watch it now if you're so inclined
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(US Army)
 
 
 
Renown actor Charles Durning and WW2 combat vet who was awarded 3 purple hearts a bronze star and a silver star, is to be buried at Arlington. An Actor who actually accomplished something
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Look on the plus side, at least maybe THIS will kill 3D for good
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Tue January 22, 2013
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Elvis Costello is collaborating with The Roots on his next record
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The fifteen most terrifying Muppets ever created
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey: "I want to become a sort of Angelina Jolie." Billy Bob Thornton: "The who in the what, now?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a headline one word too long, Jonas Brothers fan claims Joe Jonas blew him off
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon double-taps Zombieland
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"Man of Steel" to feature Jimmy Olsen. I'm sorry, *Jenny* Olsen
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Don't miss Steven Seagal in "Beg Your Pardon"
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
"Skyfall" includes prostitutes in Macau, a killing in Shanghai, and reference to torture by Chinese security. Except, of course, the officially-approved version in China, which has been edited to fit your world view
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan might be strapped for cash, but at least she still has her dignity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robert Redford has laid into Paris Hilton for turning up at his annual Sundance Film Festival. In related news, Paris Hilton apparently sucks as an actress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The movie "Kamasutra 3D" will feature 50+ nude people in a single scene. Fark: Since it's a Bollywood movie, that scene is a musical number
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Success of Lena Dunham's "Girls" inspires reality TV mogul to troll Craigslist with offer to star on new series starring real-life overeducated hipster women in NYC with no money and messed-up sex lives
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Behind the crazed eyes and wild hair Klaus Kinski was even weirder than you thought
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Mon January 21, 2013
(Get Up & Support NYC)
 
 
 
If celebrities evolved like Pokemons
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Norbit Effect: Can poorly timed films ruin Oscar hopes for nominated actors?
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The Last Stand's incredible shrinking Rotten Tomatoes score
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Look, it's Morgan Freeman at the Presidential Inauguration. My mistake, it's Bill Russell. I loved him in Batman
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift is getting tired of us, you guys
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: REM's "Losing My Religion" Fark: All minor-scale notes shifted to major-scale
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise: Alien Fighter; short, overpaid actor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KISS + "Little People" = MiniKISS. It's a slideshow, but don't worry; it's short
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Boyhood home of Jim Morrison closes its doors, goes up for sale
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Headline: Can bipartisan comedy ever be truly satirical? Article and comments: Political humor is unfunny(tm) when it's aimed at people I like
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
How Django Unchained connects to Pulp Fiction in the Tarantino-verse. Where's a Walken tag when you need one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Cleese has to sell off props and photos to fund multi-million-pound divorce in "Monty Python and the Holy Sale"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch loves his snug Starfleet uniform. "You can almost see what religion I am"
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