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Sun December 30, 2012
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looking to film the "Road House" reboot? Subby found the bad guy's mansion you'll need
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The first rule of rigging the Miss USA pageant is no one talks about rigging the Miss USA pageant
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(MST3K Satellite News)
 
 
 
Satellite News, the official Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan site, pays tribute to the MST3K-featured talent that we lost in 2012. Remember them the next time you watch cheesy movies, the worst you can find (la la la)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Despite a frightening lack of Pierce Brosnan, Skyfall becomes the first James Bond film to hit $1 billion
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(Google)
 
 
 
Foodie talk show "Check Please" in which ordinary Joes enthuse about their favorite local restaurants becomes public TV sensation across America, attracting PBS ratings comparable to "Nature" and more youthful demographic than typical PBS audience
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga to provide counseling for fans who bought tickets to her show. That sounds about right
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember when Christian Slater was hot? Neither does America. The onetime A-lister found a new basement in the box office this year with his presumably horrible horror flick, Playback
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Hobbit passes the $600 million mark, reigning supreme at the box office. Django Unchained takes second with $31 million, and the movie about the bread crumbles to third
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ten TV cancellations still worth being upset about. You better believe "Leverage" is mentioned here
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The 50 most annoying songs from 2012 compiled into one annoying 8 minute video
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra's bedroom technique gets two thumbs up from the researchers at the Dennis Rodman School of Intimacy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes' Broadway show run turns out to be shorter than Tom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan vows to stay sober on New Year's Eve
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Sat December 29, 2012
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you've never thought it would be possible to make Woody from Toy Story creepy, you were wrong
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan says that adapting Superman is more difficult than adapting Batman, presumably because Superman is so damned boring
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Katt Williams arrested for... *spins the Wheel of Random Criminal Offenses* ... child endangerment
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Why the cast of 30 Rock "really lost it" at the series finale party
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart doesn't like tabloids because she doesn't want to read about herself. Who wants to convince her to sign up for Fark?
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
A Japanese manga portrays Psy as a member of a gang that violently rapes and murders Japanese girls. You can guess how Worst Korea is taking this
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(io9)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams grants dying fan's wish to see next Star Trek movie before he enters the final frontier. The needs of the few
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner is chosen as the celebrity mother of the year, after being the only Hollywood star who knew the names and birthdays of all her kids, who the fathers are, which country they were conceived in
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having missed out on the fun of torching Guy Fieri, New York food critic slams Todd English's new restaurant as joyless, committee-driven, and replete with surly service. Spicy chicken meatballs "veer dangerously close to T.G.I. Friday's territory"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Soviets made a Hobbit movie in 1985... and it's about what you'd expect (w/video)
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will we learn that Applejack's parents were killed by the Racist Barn? Will Spike use his flamethrower abilities to take revenge on the Racist Barn? Find out on My Little Pony: Spike at Your Service, 10:30 AM on the Hub
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The twenty highest-grossing films of 2012. It took him almost two decades, but Joss Whedon finally gave us something worth watching
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Harry Carey dead at 91. This is not a repeat of 1998, though Cubs fans will be even more confused than usual
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For the record, Richard Branson did not give Kate Winslet a free ticket for a rocket ride into space as a present for marrying his nephew. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like those Val Kilmer memes may have to be retired
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Fri December 28, 2012
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode didn't bother filming any stops on their seminal Violator tour in 1990, but a copy of a performance at Dodger Stadium filmed by the stadium's crew has surfaced, and you can watch it here
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Swedish band releases record, made of ice. Whatever. I was into this band before it was cool
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Statue of Adolf Hitler praying on his knees goes on display in the former Warsaw Ghetto. Not surprisingly, some do Nazi any artistic value in the work
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The nineteen best TV bartenders. Come to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
From the Department of You Don't Say: The older members of the Academy are having trouble with online voting for the Oscars
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
The 25 Most Anticipated Movies of 2013: 6 of them are based on comic books. Get your hand out of your pants, nerd
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gay Jesus film sparks complaints -- even though it doesn't exist
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six places you will recognize from the background of every movie. If these settings were sound effects, they would be the Wilhelm Scream
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
"2012 Year In Review: The Kardashians." That's the joke
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(Socialite Life)
 
 
 
Bacon bacon
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Nick Stahl appears just long enough to masturbate in public
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(io9)
 
 
 
No, just no. Bad idea. NO
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(RiffTrax)
 
 
 
Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy have tallied the votes, and the 25 worst movies of all time have been unveiled, and coincidentally a lot of them have already been savaged by Rifftrax. LINE?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC officially cancels the Munsters reboot Mockingbird Lane
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The five most-watched Saturday Night Live clips from 2012, according to Hulu. Yes, the puppet skit is on here, and it's all on one page complete with videos
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Archery was the motif in films for 2012. Be on the lookout for Cyril-isms in 2013
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Thu December 27, 2012
(National Post)
 
 
 
Star Trek Into Darkness boldly goes where no movie titles have gone before
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
The video for Adam Ant's new single off his new album is here, and it feels like it's 1983 again
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Now you too can smell like your favorite celebrity's colon
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
"Rescue Me" singer Fontella Bass sings her swan song at 72
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Director of "Total Recall" remake insists that reboot of "The Mummy" will be shockingly different. This mummy will be dark AND gritty
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Hide the sharp objects and umbrellas, Britney Spears to get fired from The X Factor
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(Showbiz 411)
 
 
 
Billy Crystal tops Tom Cruise. Yeah, submitter did always have Tom pegged as a bottom
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Behind the Cover - The origins of famous album art
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Game of Thrones" wins the 2012 most-pirated TV show contest
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As Times Square prepares for a Dickless New Year's Eve, its balls have been dropping for over a hundred years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pirate wenches swinging through bars, falling conch shells, drag queens riding around in giant red pumps. Yep. Florida during New Year's Eve
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie sex tape is worth $10 million to Brad Pitt. The guy from "Pawn Stars" will give you $500, and it's just gonna lie on his shelf for a long time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taiwan's most popular rapper drops a new track about being a corrupt eunuch in the ancient Chinese imperial court. Totally gangsta, THAT's how you keep it REAL, yo
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams passes on Star Wars, says he will only ruin one science fiction franchise at a time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The most bankable star in Hollywood? Natalie Portman's breasts
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet: I love Rocknroll
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Private investigator says he has proof that Whitney Houston was murdered over $1.5 million drug debt and he's turning evidence over to FBI
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Oxygen Network to air a show entitled "My Babies' Mamas," which will follow the lives of one man, all of the women he impregnated, and all of his children
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
My Bloody Valentine, who haven't released a proper album since 1991's Loveless, make their fans' Christmas by announcing they've just finished mastering their new album, which will hit stores in a matter of weeks
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley is the greatest Santa ever (borderline not-safe-for-work)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino fires back at Huffington Post critic who blasted his latest exploitative, expletive and gore-filled film Djanjo Unchained (spoilers)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson gets expanded role with Weight Watchers. That sounds about right
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Wed December 26, 2012
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Everything wrong with "The Dark Knight Rises" in under four minutes (spoilers, not-safe-for-work language)
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(metalunderground)
 
 
 
Car brutally thins the herd by one
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Spin Magazine, which ceases publication soon due to failing interest, presents a time line of how Lana Del Rey's dad spent his money this year
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Celebrity Deaths: 2012's Fallen Stars. (Slideshow)
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(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline's brother claims to be father of Britney Spears' son. At this point, it's not so much a family tree as it is a family tumbleweed
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
The Anne Hathaway catsuit that never was
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Copyright notice on Mumford & Sons' new CD makes it illegal to lend the disc to anyone, a move with wide-ranging implications for both Mumford & Sons fans who still use CD players
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(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
"Hi, my name is Clitoris Unicorn Jones and I believe I've just found your dog"
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher wants Angus T. Jones fired from "Two and a Half Men." I can't tell if he's punking us, and quite frankly, I don't care
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(People Style Watch)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian shows off hair color. I know, I saw the tape, too
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Les Miserables and Django Unchained find a lot of money under the Christmas tree at the box office
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson looks for more challenging roles like being your girlfriend
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth in 3D glasses. In other news, casting begins next week for Smokey and the Bandit IV
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
"Excessively violent movies and their impact on our culture." Because we all know that if we stopped killing each other in movies, then death would just take a holiday
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Tue December 25, 2012
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Will Nate get the best of Sterling? Will Parker and Hardison annoy the crap out of Eliot one last time? Will Sophie finally reveal her real name? It's your official discussion thread for the "Leverage" series finale (10PM EST on TNT)
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(io9)
 
 
 
The weirdest and trashiest fashions of the original Star Trek
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The ten worst Christmas songs of all time. Avoid these songs and you can be sure that you and your family will be SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
With the Red Menace over, The Doctor is sad because he has to star in his own show again. Will Intergalactic Lesbians, a redesigned TARDIS, and his new companion's lovely Dalek Bumps be enough to cheer him up in Doctor Who: "The Snowmen"?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"It's a Wonderful Life" flagged by FBI as an "obvious attempt to discredit bankers" (a common trick used by communists)
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
The 50 most anticipated albums of 2013
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Mon December 24, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lesbians share kiss on twitter. Did we mention one of them is a lovely Irish lass?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not News: Celebrity opens a restaurant. News: It's Hulk Hogan Fark: It's Hooters times ten with a mechanical shark ride
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having apparently no other stories to cover, the Daily Mail reports on Macaulay Culkin eating alone at Taco Bell. Special investigative team dispatched to find out if he used $2.00 bill
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Quincy M.E., dead at 90, will issue his own coroner's report tomorrow
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(Time)
 
 
 
The worst TV of 2012. Yes, NBC's Olympic coverage is on the list
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An interview with the unsung hero of The Police, Andy Summers
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Newest fake outrage: film critics take umbrage with "This Is 40" line about grandfather murdering his grandchildren, because Newtown: "You can't take a moment out of 3000 prints of a movie that is to open in one day"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Spike Lee does not need to see "Django Unchained" to know that he hates it
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
15 reasons why 2012 will forever go down as 'The Year Of The Ginger'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"The most perfect song in the world is Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah," says Bono, who knows about these things
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart confirms sequel to "Snow White and the Huntsman," unable to confirm whether she is excited about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A true Christmas classic: David Sedaris reads Santaland Diaries
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Adele (TM)
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
For the tourists this holiday season: the Grinch on Broadway. For farkers: A Klingon Christmas Carol
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dolly, please take your breasts out of my fettucine
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