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Sun November 25, 2012
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Break out the booze, pills, and coke -- and all aboard the Lindsay Lohan Trainwreck Limited. "Liz & Dick" on Lifetime, 9 PM EST
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(Gather)
 
 
 
Will Rick get another phone call? Will Michonne find her way to the prison? Will Merle lend a hand to Maggie and Glenn, or does The Governor have something else in mind? It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread (9PM ET on AMC)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The fight is over. Now they've got God's voice on a gay marriage commercial
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett is absolutely adorkable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj blames poor album sales on Wal-Mart and Target instead of coming to terms with the fact the only album full of chipmunk voices people want to hear is the Chipmunk Christmas Album, not her CDs
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(Awards Daily)
 
 
 
"Zero Dark Thirty" called the most impressive film Kathryn Bigelow ever made. When you consider that this is the director who brought you "Point Break," THAT'S saying something
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(YouTube)
 
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Enslaved - Norway's masters of progressive metal - return for yet another brilliant album, in their 12th studio release. Here is Thoughts Like Hammers from RIITTIIR for your SHMHC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently Red Dawn is a passionate call to arms against the Chinese menace-- correction, North Korean menace-- ah, scratch that, just feel free to hate anyone who looks 'Oriental'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It was a record-breaking Thanksgiving at the box office, with Breaking Dawn 2, Skyfall, and Lincoln occupying the top three spots while Red Dawn proves that not all remakes are a good idea
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen gives Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to cover her tax bill. And I'm sure that's exactly what she used it for
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(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Just before jetting off to Myanmar for new CNN show, Anthony Bourdain advises world to avoid Panini Express at JFK's Terminal 1: "Counting the health code violations at the airport panini place--any two of which would close a NYC resto. Up to 30 now"
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(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
15 toys from the 1998 Sears Wish Book, from Tamagotchis to Teletubbies. And a giant inflatable Godzilla, can't forget him
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Dreama Denver, wife of the late Bob Denver, wants to make "Country Roads" by John Denver (no relation) the state song of West Virginia
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
2001: A Space Odyssey can no longer be screened in Cinerama, and antique films like Miller's Crossing and Barton Fink have no existing 35mm prints. Oh yes, and laser projectors will make today's digitized movie theaters obsolete in 5 years
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vocal cord polyp has Bjork surgically removed
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Sat November 24, 2012
(Network World)
 
 
 
Gangnam Style bounces Bieber's Baby from No. 1 all-time on YouTube
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding. Not like it could be anything else
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Fark haters rejoice. Coldplay to go on three year hiatus
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The death of America's most important contribution to culture, jazz music
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(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
If you're going to meet the Prime Minister of Canada, you should really wear something better than overalls. Yes, I'm talking about you, Justin Bieber
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Need to learn a lesson about bullying? Well, today's My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode will be focusing on the Cutie Mark Crusaders dealing with that very subject... as will today's Pony thread. It's "One Bad Apple", 10:30 AM on The Hub
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
KE$HA is planning to have sex with as many men as possible during her world tour. Still won't have sex with you
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently Elizabeth Montgomery was good at wriggling more than her nose
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Fri November 23, 2012
(Anime News Network)
 
 
 
The most depressing animated movie ever made is about to get the live action treatment. Pass the sleeping pills now
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Is Matt Lauer getting too old to host the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade coverage for NBC? Twitter seems to think so
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Two Australian film companies are developing dueling Michael Hutchence biopics, effectively choking the market for INXS fans
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In what may be the most depressing news to come out of Nickelodeon's 'All That' in years, Kenan wants nothing to do with Kel. Man, next thing you know, Amanda Bynes will be an unrepentant drunken trainwreck or something
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Halle Berry's ex and current boyfriend create a new Thanksgiving tradition
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert on the Red Dawn remake: "If you're wondering how North Korea can raise enough invaders to attack the Unites States, it's because Hollywood realized the Chinese make bad enemies because they watch Hollywood blockbusters"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones meets Seinfeld. "And what's the deal with Joffrey?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not to get you too excited, but it's very possible there is a homemade sex tape of Emma Stone out there just waiting to be posted on the internet
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder what type of food fuels the braindead, creatively bankrupt ideas coming out of Hollywood? Well, wait no longer, because someone wrote an article about what TV writers are eating
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Brown forced to cancel concert over questionable beats
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lifetime hopes that their new reality show about bra shopping will fill out their network schedule
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel cancels Dirty Jobs. Well, somebody had to do it
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Thu November 22, 2012
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you have the inclination and 299 dollars, celebrities including Tom Hanks and William Shatner may record your outgoing voicemail message
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beatles' fans get an early Christmas present as the holy grail of Beatles tapes has been found
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Central Michigan college senior has been perfecting his Jack Sparrow impression since age 13, enlists YouTube to help him land job as actor in Pirates of the Caribbean 5
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Wait a minute, wait a minute: "A Christmas Story: The Musical" is actually . . . good?
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman in talks to reprise role for Ninja Turtles reboot (and you thought Michael Bay was going to be the worst thing about it)
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson says she has found love, happiness, location of three new McDonald's
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Record Store Day organizers are hoping that many new rare vinyl releases will bring customers to record stores on Black Friday, just as soon as people finish shopping at the Buggy Whip stores
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Hey, that new Riddick Movie is getting an R for swearing, blood, Katee Sackhoff side boob jello, banana, emo, cheese curds
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
12 new Jimi Hendrix songs will be released on March 5th. No word on whether this batch of songs will include his legendary duet with Tupac
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
David Fincher and Kevin Spacey are making a US version of House of Cards for Netflix. Does it look good? You might very well think that, I couldn't possibly comment
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Wed November 21, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Divorce has blossomed for Mayim Bialik
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren gives Jessica Biel a surprise mammogram
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj denied entry for her own album release party by the NYPD. It's a start
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 47th birthday Björk, one of the most important artists of last 25 years. Here's live performance of Jóga
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
You'll have to wait until after July 3rd 2013 to talk about how there is no way a laptop from 1996 could connect with the computers on an alien space ship
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan: "After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love." In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh Great, now Hollywood is remaking Lassie
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
When hash tags go wrong. Susan Boyle invites you to: Su's Anal Bum Party
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ten things you didn't know about Saved by the Bell
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a s-- HOLY JUMPING FARK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the actual, retail price of a former "Price is Right" model's pregnancy discrimination suit against the show IS: $776,944.00
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(102.9 The Lake)
 
 
 
Ke$ha is dying to work with Keith Richards. He'll kick her to the curb because she doesn't look like Mick Jagger
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow will be writing an episode in the upcoming season of The Simpsons. Fark: He submitted it 22 years ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is her...um. Wow. Yeah. I think it's trying to eat her knickers...Material girl indeed (Not safe for work images)
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(Adweek)
 
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"While gravy may taste like liquid heaven, it looks like septic sludge when you try to photograph or record it. So, before you board your gravy boat to Thanksgiving paradise, check out our gallery of regrettable gravy ads"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why British singers sound American. Is it something related to why people don't stutter when they sing?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger: "There is a mathematical formula to why you got famous." See, this is why I don't like math very much
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Tue November 20, 2012
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
From T-Dog to Two-Dog to Tyrese. The Walking Dead is finally set to have a black character worth a damn
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Yes. David Tennant will be back in time for the Doctor Who anniversary. Be prepared to be surprised
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Forever let her hold her banner high...high, high, high...M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan to have one last major action film role, saying "I will still do as much as I can. But I just don't want to risk my life to sit in a wheelchair, that's all"
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Maxim sent a bitter, angry drunk to watch all five "Twilight" movies back to back in a crowded theater of Twi-Hards. The result is way more entertaining than the movies could ever hope to be
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-Ready Headline: Loose Woman Carol has the willies put up her by giant snake
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Wait, what's that -- you haven't had your heart melted yet today? Oh, don't worry, Fiona Apple's here with a letter to her fans explaining that she's canceling a tour to be with her dying dog. That should do it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Second person to sue Kevin Clash says he "did not become aware that he had $uffered adver$e p$ychological and emotional effect$ from Kevin Clash'$ $exual act$ and conduct until 2012"
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(HitFix)
 
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I will not listen to it in a club, I will not listen to it in a pub, I will not listen to your jam, I will not listen will.i.am
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(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
They walk the dark side of the Information Superhighway: zombie fansites
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Bacon Bombs: Watch Saturday Night Live's unaired Guy Fieri sketch
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Skynet apparently performing beta test; giant boxing robots rolled out for Syfy reality show
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Attention entertainment media: until they release a sex tape or get married in a drunken Vegas bacchanalia, we really don't care about Selena and The Beeb anymore. So cut it out, okay?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"But after a frenzied, drunken take-off, the tour has descended into naked, mutinous madness, led by the wild, nude, harmonica-playing Australian contingent"
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(The Moth)
 
Audio
 
Harrowing, funny, and uplifting story of a near tragic experience in NYC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cancer survivor wins 'new artist of the year' award
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Drop everything. Trapped In The Closet is heading to Broadway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, having sex with George Clooney qualifies you to present the AMA Awards
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood Reporter apologizes for starting up the 50's era Communist blacklist that destroyed countless careers and reputations. It did give us Arthur Miller's "The Crucible," though, so it wasn't all bad
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(Moviefone)
 
 
 
Apparently there are 20 other "must-see" movies this winter besides The Hobbit. Who knew?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Rapper Tefflon shot, killed. No word on what kind of bullets were used
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Coldplay promise fans will be able to pronounce the title of their next album. Look for Absolute Shiat to his stores next fall
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(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Why the new series of Doctor Who is (arguably) terrible compared to the classic series. If only there were some way to travel back in time. Oh, wait
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Ang Lee regret Hulk. "My problem is that I took the whole thing too seriously. I should have had more fun with it, instead of all the psychodrama." Hulk happy with daddy now, Hulk not regret Ang Lee
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
J.R.R. Tolkien estate sues Warner Bros. for $80 million because they made Hobbit slot machines
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Mon November 19, 2012
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
After 27 animals die, Hobbit production team thinks there may be something wrong with the animal's living spaces
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Remember the rapper from "Friday and "Thanksgiving"? He is evil and here is why
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
AC/DC finally gets TCP/IP
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Why does Nic Cage make so many awful films? To pay off his taxes
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman talks about last night's episode of The Walking Dead, and what we can expect from Glenn and Maggie (warning: spoilers)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone defends his new Showtime series, "The Completely Made Up History Of America"
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Legendary beach music singer Billy Scott dies at age 70. No one under age 60 inconsolable
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Penn Jillette's secrets of "Celebrity Apprentice": Donald Trump is a whackjob
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel documentary claims that if the 1995 serial killer confesses, it's OJ you must acquit
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Eleven reasons why George Takei is just the best damned person on the planet. Oh my
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