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Sun November 11, 2012
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
How Skyfall finally clears up one of the biggest questions of the James Bond mythos. (minor spoilers) Yes, George Lazenby and Daniel Craig are indeed playing the same guy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Toni Braxton's foreclosed home up for sale, and it can be yours for $1.1 million so you too can fulfill your unbroken heart's desire
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Will Michonne and The Governor come to an understanding? Will Rick and his team contiue to be stumped by Herschel's recovery? Will Carl stay in the cell? It's your Official Walking Dead discussion thread, 8PM ET on AMC
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead continues the long, storied tradition of painting the apocalypse as a white patriarchy (Warning: spoilers)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
All glory to the Fleshgod Apocalypse for this week's SHMHC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawrence of Arabia child star now worth $5.5 billion -- financed, in part, by Drew
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The most essential life lessons from Boy Meets World's Mr. Feeny
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Bond dominates the weekend box office, reigniting the Bond franchise after the misstep that was Quantum of Solace. And despite being in only a small number of theaters, Lincoln earned some major cash
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dorothy's dress from The Wizard of Oz nets $480,000 at auction. No word on what the matching slippers netted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
93-year old WW2 veteran hears his wartime symphony performed for the first time. Well done, sir
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Jennifer Love Hewitt would look like dressed as a man? On second thought, probably not
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The best Bond theme songs. Nothing will ever top A View to a Kill. NOTHING
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey is fasting severely in order to play role as AIDS victim in upcoming movie, with his legendary six-pack reduced to can of iced tea
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Sat November 10, 2012
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is NPR trolling us?
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but he just broke up with his girlfriend
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten actors who almost became Bond. James Bond. Though they would have stirred, not shaken, the franchise as Daniel Craig's casting did
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger's love letters reveal the inspiration behind Brown Sugar
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
5 awesome movie robots with inexcusable design flaws. Click to see how high Keanu placed on the list
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What led to the disappearance of the Crystal Empire? Is Derpy still in the background? Will Q make his return? Is there any doubt that Rarity is best pony? It's the Season 3 premier of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 10 AM ET on The Hub
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Spypussy," "The Man With the Golden Gold," "Fingerball." It's the Bond movie title generator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes says she's still just a Midwestern girl who likes her wine in a box. Of course, after six years with Tom Cruise, she'd probably enjoy anything in her box
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The latest rumor is that the guy who wrote Toy Story 3 will be writing Star Wars VII. Subby guesses this means the movie is going to be about the time Luke's lightsaber was accidentally donated to an imperial orphanage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson joins the bad decision club. Subby starts bathing in Axe and practicing his pick-up lines
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thirty-seven Bond girls, then and now. Most have aged well; some could now be playing Bond villains
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Fri November 09, 2012
(IMDB)
 
 
 
That's SIR Gilderoy Lockheart to you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Does Anybody Really Want an Old Han Solo?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Alison Brie holds a kitten. This could be enough cuteness to make the earth fall off its axis
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(Salon)
 
 
 
With Flight Behavior, Barbara Kingsolver has re-energized the Great American Novel
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ebert on the latest Bond movie Skyfall: "I don't know what I expected in Bond No. 23, but certainly not an experience this invigorating"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brooke Burke needs throat penetration to survive. I've got dibs after the surgeon
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(Stereo Board)
 
 
 
The ace of Merlot / the ace of Merlot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Election night TV ratings were down from 2008, as Republican viewers grow tired of seeing reruns
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
55 overrated movies and their underrated counterpart. You'll cheer, you'll yell, you'll look up Josie and the Pussycats to see if he's just messing with you
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(Today)
 
 
 
Skyfall is the best Bond movie ever according to Roger Moore. Still no word on what the plot is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news: We won't have to see Shia Lebouf in another Transformers movie. Bad news: We get Marky Mark instead. Why does Michael Bay hate America?
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(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Instead of chocolates or diamonds to celebrate the next Valentine's Day, how about a romantic flick? Featuring zombie romance. And John Malkovich
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
With this brand spankin' new cookbook "Fifty Shades of Chicken" you will be dominating dinner in no time
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dunphygate continues as Ariel Winter's mother insists she wasn't abusing her daughter, rather she was keeping her daughter's 18 year-old boyfriend from committing statutory rape
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
No no no no no no goddamnitsomuch
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
All the hipsters have already moved on to Nunavut
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Thu November 08, 2012
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Tour featuring Journey, Loverboy, and Pat Benatar postponed after the lead singer of Journey realized he wasn't Steve Perry
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Hello my name is Ke$ha and I'll be your pagan sex ritual group leader for the day
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish - but the New York Times thinks he is
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Megan Fox talks to the dolphins in an ad for a product no one will remember because Megan Fox
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Probably the only time using the words "spy" , "kids" and "leather chaps" won't result in a seat over there
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Biden will guest star on an upcoming episode of Parks & Rec
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oxford Gangnam style
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
California targeting local job creators with organized protection racket
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Networks airing more shows with stealth invectives in their titles, like the new Oh F*ck It's You
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(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
To plug upcoming release of "The Hobbit," Wellington, NZ airport greets international visitors with friendly, welcoming giant head of Gollum
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kids these days are too lazy to download music illegally like in the old days
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's November, time for the annual sighting of birds flying south, squirrels beginning hibernation, Child Protective Services visiting Octomom's house
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen threatens to blow an associate's head off. Surprisingly, not with cocaine
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
And now for more political analysis of the election is brought to you by Gwar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
City trader racks up £40,000 bar tab trying to impress Benicio Del Toro. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jermaine Jackson wants everyone to know he is changing his surname to Jacksun. We now return you to your regularly scheduled indifference
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Bourdain turns mad Twitterbomber after last episode of "No Reservations" paired with Cadillac ad campaign. Notable tweets: "There's a dead prostitute in the trunk of my #Cadillac"; "If you blow your load on a #cadillac dashboard it wipes clean off"
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Wed November 07, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter, one of the Dunphy daughters from Modern Family removed from her home over allegations of emotional and physical abuse. Chris Hansen will monitor this thread closely
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman will return to 'Doctor Who' with Cyberman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why two guys you've never heard of who do an obscure show you probably don't know of should write Star Wars, Episode VII
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Civil Wars have been cancelled due to irreconcilable differences
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
New interview with the man who played Ellis in Die Hard: "[the director] came up to me and said "I don't know what you're doing. I hate it. It's not what I envisaged for this character. I want smooth. I want Cary Grant"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rihanna unveils duet with Chris Brown, complete lack of understanding of the English language
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Columbus NBC station discovers that Twitter political hashtags can often contain profanity (w/video)
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(College Humor)
 
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For a brief moment, Conan's lips and Sarah's lips were one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kelly Brook: "I distract people with my big boo
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bobbi Kristina manages to crash into her boyfriend-brother's car, though she insists she was clean and sober, the first time those words have ever been said by a member of her family
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(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Awesome new trailer for BSG: Blood & Chrome makes case that Star Wars is not the space opera franchise you're looking for. Well, for the next 3 years. But Blood & Chrome premieres online Friday. Yes, already. That was fast. Almost Faster Than Light
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone denies Nic Cage is Expendable
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Whitesnake and Journey announce tour of UK resthomes
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Tue November 06, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The secret behind Victoria's Secret models pre-show routine. That's weird. The article seems to have left out all the sammiches
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mr. LaForge makes it so, says PBS will triumph regardless of who wins the election
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Svengoolie, Chicago's legendary horror movie host and icon, said to be "recovering well" after suffering a heart attack
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan charged with obstruction of justice for lying to police
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(Today)
 
 
 
You know how I know you're gay? You've been cast in Game of Thrones
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Katie the Hula Hoop Girl is back with another great video...and more evidence that she really needs to get an HD camera
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Election Day, Americans. Enjoy some Arcadia as you head off to the polls
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(Collider)
 
 
 
First look at look at footage from World War Z. Yonkers never had a chance
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart went on the Tonight Show on Monday and showed she actually has some comedy chops in the thankfully last episode of that crappy Twilight shiat
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(MTV)
 
 
 
So, apparently Robert Iger is taking the joke about Disney owning your childhood seriously
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Two of three Playboy triplets make the cover of Ohio Mugshot Daily (w/video)
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch wants all shots of Budweiser removed from new Denzel Washington movie, outraged at the implication that anyone could get drunk off of their product
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford says he's ready to return as Han Solo for Star Wars VII. Tell Jabba he's got his money
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Mon November 05, 2012
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hologram Tupac was ok, but hologram Left Eye for TLC reunion?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Today's Justin Bieber shocker: his sex doll is unofficial. Yes, you just read 'Justin Bieber' and 'shocker' in the same sentence
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Usually Daddy/Daughter dances are very cute, but not when the daughter is Octomom Nadya Suleman and the "dance" is drug rehab
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Photos from Levi Johnston's wedding have surfaced, and it looked about how you'd expect, with plenty of camouflage
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
No Doubt video enrages Native Americans, band apologizes, offers up free blankets
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Nothing quite says, "I have faith in you and respect your talents as a musician" like paying your drum tech to stick his penis in an electric fan
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Force is strong with dream `Star Wars' directors. Get ready for some lens flare
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(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Why Iron Man 3 is basically just The Dark Knight Rises. And why that's a good thing. (Yes, it may have been said before, but this one talks about thematic parallels and everything. Also, trailer mash-up video.)
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(South Park Studios)
 
 
 
Spoiler Alert: Obama Wins. This will be either some gutsy foreshadowing or one of the biggest crow eating episodes ever
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley says that John Travolta was the greatest love of her life ... right after cheesecake, ice cream and Oreos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Granddaughter of Warner Bros. co-founder thinks the world is ready for Casablanca II: Electric Boogaloo
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Amid cancer fears Sharon Osbourne undergoes double mastectomy, leaving her with just one boob
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