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Sun October 14, 2012
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Will Rick and company get some rest? Will Andrea forgive them for leaving her? Will Carl stay in Cellblock D? It's your Official Walking Dead Season 3 Premiere Discussion Thread. The brain-chomping begins at 9ET on AMC
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's extended film absences pushed his lovely wife into the arms of another. #BloodyOath
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Here's some pics from the Canadian Pole Fitness competition. Also, the zombie apocalypse has already started in Wisconsin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atlas may have shrugged, but nobody cared
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
You can love 'em or hate 'em, here are five celebrities who may be unfairly hated
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Hocus Pocus is the best Halloween movie of all time." Um, The Nightmare Before Christmas and It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown would like to have a word with you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Last night's SNL featured an energetic Christina Applegate, a thirsty Paul Ryan, and the best satire the show has seen in ages during a tech panel featuring columnists and Asian iPhone assemblers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
54 year old Madonna strips at recent show to: (a) show support for Pakistani girl shot by the Taliban, (b) to prove she is and aging attention whore, or (c) all of the above
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Robocop reboot: it's worse than you think. Read the 3rd to last sentence (w/ pics)
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Twenty-five literary girls who'll break your heart. For the last time, Macbeth, bros before hoes
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Daily Caller finds Esquires choice of sexiest woman alive to be wrong, provides 10 other women hotter than her. Before you downvote this for being from a conservative site, please know that Salma Hayek is on the list
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Sat October 13, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
♫ There he goes, (the host of) Miss America ♫
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston's daughter is engaged to her brother. Did I mention she has a new reality show coming out?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton sells some paint splattered on canvas for $34 million
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh my, it looks like bikini models can also wear gowns
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics has experienced tremendous success with their Classics Illustrated line, so the company is taking the next logical step and introducing Deadpool into the classics so he can kill everyone
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
For their upcoming cross-promotion with Disney, Barneys is turning Minnie Mouse into a 5'11", rail-thin model. Apparently some people have a problem with this
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sarah Wayne Callies talks about what fans can expect from The Walking Dead season three, still won't explain why Carl feels he nee--OH MY GOD WHERE IS CARL? HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woah, who knew they left Goldie Hawn in the water so long before they rescued her
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Bar Refaeli loves to share pics on Twitter ... thank you lord jesus. #outstanding w/pics
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck flips a rental car at his daughter's wedding. Spends the entire cocktail hour outlining on a chalkboard how the accident was a conspiracy designed by the Obama Administration
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC refuses to air Dane Cook's new sitcom, proving that just maybe, NBC isn't as desperate for viewers as we thought they were
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Fri October 12, 2012
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg & Hot Pocket's hot new track: "Pocket Like It's Hot" -- Seriously
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel has the best Tweet ever
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
25 geeky TV shows in development for US TV that are worth keeping an eye on
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(Short List)
 
 
 
It's time to play 'Guess what Nick Nolte's saying' in the new trailer for Gangster Squad. Subby is stumped
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Nêtflìckš to subtitlé Λll ƒilm§ by 2ø¼"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Guillermo Del Toro says 'Pacific Rim' prequel graphic novel is on the horizon
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(Some Buffy fansite)
 
 
 
How to get more female superheroes, like Buffy, into TV, movies, and comics: Fewer "boobs with guns"
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The Dunphy's son on Modern Family, who is portrayed as an idiot, has an IQ of 150 and just graduated from high school at 13 years old
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
There might not be a Justice League movie or even a Wonder Woman movie, but dammit we're getting a Superman VS Spider-Man porno, in which the world's most boring heroes will have wild sex. (Trailer might be Not Safe For Work)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan backs Romney. Some would call this the Kiss of Death....but realistically it probably just the Kiss of Herpes Simplex Type 1
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(The Laugh Button)
 
 
 
10 modern comedy albums that are already classics
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The five best and five worst Dalek episodes from Doctor Who. Robots who can't climb stairs aren't terrifying
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper, after being born into New York high society and spending an entire career reading news from a desk, says that Bristol Palin needs to get a real job
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton cast in ABC sitcom. Yes, that Michael Bolton
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Thu October 11, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cops raid Nelly's tour bus and make arrests after discovering illegal cache of guns, weed, heroin, and Band-Aids
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
$on¥ Chairman d€ƒ€nd$ r€£aunch of '$pid€r Man' ƒranchi$€
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Kevin James has a weird profession and a too-hot wife #5" isn't the Oscar contender we all thought it would be
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here Comes Honey Baa Baa?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Uma Thurman joins hardcore sex film and [insert obligatory "you're not reading anymore" headline joke here]
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli goes rollerskating with a seeing-eye bicyclist
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Artist makes famous faces with his thumbs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Second trailer released for "Django Unchained," by Quentin Tarantino. "Django. D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Barkin versus its bytes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Geneologists discover Justin Bieber shares defective genes with Avril Levigne and Celine Dion
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(Showbiz 411)
 
 
 
60's band to play 50th year tour in their 70's
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The role of Mary Jane Watson in the Spider-Man reboot sequel is going to be played by some unknown actress who isn't even a redhead
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(Today)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston was taught how to make meth for Breaking Bad. It's nice to see Hollywood preparing its actors for the day when they can no longer get acting jobs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson ignores the fat jokes, hateful comments, vegetables
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(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
The best way to get teens off the street is to give them guitars and teach them to play in a band, so they can turn out perfectly normal like me, says Alice Cooper
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC to air failed Munsters pilot for Halloween, perhaps team it with the failed Wonder Woman pilot to give NBC the best night of programming it's aired since The Jay Leno Show was on the air
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins is perfect in new 'Hitchcock' trailer portraying Alfred Hitchcock during the making of Psycho. He might have fooled me, but he didn't fool my mother, and a boy's best friend is his mother
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Robert Plant leaves door open for Led Zeppelin reunion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page closes the door on a Led Zeppelin reunion
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Steve Buscemi talks about Boardwalk Empire: "One of the best jobs I have ever had"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Toddlers and Tiaras star cast as Darla in a Little Rascals reboot. Subby wouldn't bother to see this movie even if only cost a dollar, it cost a dollar, it cost a dollar, hey hey hey hey
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell and Sam Rockwell with a dramatic interpretation of Honey Boo-Boo
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Wed October 10, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
E.T. was supposed to heal J.R. on "Dallas" and other weird facts you didn't know about your favorite alien phoneaholic
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez lesbian sex tape stolen?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joanie keeps going down
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner," says Olivia Wilde. "But you cannot lie to your vagina"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Padma Lakshmi allows a fan to eat a piece of ham off her body for a $1000 charitable dona...This just in, several financial institutions have just closed due to an unexpected and massive bank run
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(IFC)
 
 
 
The ten most hilarious moments in professional wrestling. Or basically anything Randy Savage says
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(io9)
 
 
 
The original ending of Little Shop of Horrors saw carnivore houseplant Audrey II gleefully murder the entire cast - and probably the entire human race. Some people had a problem with that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Never mind that shiat - here comes Mongo" - God
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan is betrayed by his best friend Bubba the Love Sponge when Bubba releases the sex tape of Hulk nailing Bubba's then-wife Heather. And then Doink the Clown runs in, all on today's episode of "The Bald and the Beautiful, Brother Dude Mon"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Morissey was his complete and utter delightful self on The Colbert Report last night. Which of course means he acted like someone just ran over his dog while "First of the Gang to Die" played
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell's breakfast routine includes hot water with lemon, papaya juice with lime, tea, three different smoothies, and the fresh tears that birth forth from the snuffed out Hollywood dreams of a once idealistic 14-year-old girl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walmart heiress Alice Walton plans massive new art museum in Arkansas, complete with a collection of priceless Earnhardt tapestries and a full wing devoted to lead-tainted crapola from the exotic distant east. You know...Atlanta
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hot woman featured on "Wife Swap" has been arrested for prostitution. Wait, isn't that pretty much the premise of the whole show?
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Take a look at the concept art that drove gun-totin' half-human half-dinosaur Jurassic Park IV to extinction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush now credited with one additional preseason score
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(CNN)
 
 
 
R.L. Stine has finally tried his hand at writing a novel for adults, since his fans have finally finished the 1,459 Goosebumps books he wrote in the 1990s
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Not even Kristen Stewart is a fan of Kristen Stewart
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(Red Hot Russia)
 
 
 
Boy from Russia dreamed to ride in a DeLorean DMC-12 since he saw "Back to the Future". Before his birthday his mom published an ad in the newspaper. And though there are only two such cars in Russia, both owners agreed to give a surprise to the boy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
So, how's Annette Funicello doing these days since retiring from the public eye 15 years ago? I bet she still looks really cute with her foofy hair, motorized scooter, and... and... Oh dear
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The woman at the center of the Roman Polanski rape case will be writing her memoirs memoirs
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
To the left, 50 songs that give you goosebumps. To the right, reasons why 25 of those are crap and 50 more that are better (Warning: slideshow)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage, Hayden Christensen sign on to a movie soon to be retitled "Never-Ending Vortex of Suck"
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Tue October 09, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks: "I would kill Nicki Minaj"
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(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber knows what a Phish is
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's not even Halloween yet and Britney Spears has already turned into a zombie
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
While Mike Love insists he didn't fire him, Brian Wilson sure feels like he's been fired and that Mike Love is an enormous asshole
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Aaugh
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Nice: your landlady tells you to help yourself to any of the junk in the basement of the Victorian house you're renting. Cool: you find a bunch of sharp-looking clothes that fit you perfectly. Holy Fark: they're Paul Newman's
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're a fan of Community who is worried about the quality of the new season I have great news for you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is Honey Boo Boo today's Shirley Temple? Rosie O'Donnell thinks so
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Bruno Mars says music executives told him he "sucked." It's not like they were wrong
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
DWTS judge Carrie Ann Inaba's WTF utterance last night sent the censors into a halfassed attempt to mask her manic moment. w/video
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A look at how TLC went from science and learning to the dumping ground for society's dregs
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie will be written by one of the co-creators of Terra Nova
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Lennon would have been 72 today. Here he is jamming with Chuck Berry (musical bonus: Yoko's microphone is unplugged)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Red leather dress [√]. Studded heels [√]. 15-year-old Disney star [√] (w/pics)
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Mon October 08, 2012
(Today)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin takes a page out of mommy's book and quits DWTS during practice
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(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says Kiss is the Beatles on steroids. Well, also in makeup. And in high heel boots
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
After 30 years the marriage between Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman comes up a little short
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel's pulling out all the stops for his "So" nostalgia tour. The Hollywood show even featured John Cusack on stage with a boombox
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Monday blues
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy says that during her Playboy days she once took a lot of pills and started making out with the other playmates. In related news, Jenny McCarthy has a new book that just came out
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
FBI investigating suspicious package delivered to CBS for Bristol Palin. No word if someone wanted to hurt her or her two kids or if it was Levi Johnston trying to be funny
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pornography bosses have offered an open chequebook to buy the infamous Hulk Hogan sex tape which features both a suntanned bleached blonde with massive boobies, and a woman
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Old clips from "The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson" discovered in a storage facility right next to David Letterman's hair
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to movies for grown-ups?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
River Phoenix's final movie is finished. Well, only 80% finished. Actually, there's a lot of popcorn and bathroom breaks in it
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