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Sun September 02, 2012
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
So it's come to this; the final episode before Breaking Bad's one year mid-season break. Who will live? Who will die? What secrets will be revealed? What's for breakfast? It's the last Breaking Bad discussion thread of 2012
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Playboy says Courtney Stodden will never appear in their magazine because she looks "too enhanced" to be airbrushed and photoshopped until she looks like an illustration of a human
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
"Hall and Oates saved pop music"
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(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
Filming of Liberace movie has had numerous delays because someone keeps stealing the props. Michael Douglas and Matt Damon accuse each other. Fark: Said props are sex toys
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How Breaking Bad's composer scores the series (with accompanying "he may actually be on meth" picture)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seal accuses Heidi Klum on cheating on him. Things like this can scar a guy for life
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Well, she definitely passed the "willing beard" portion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having knees wider than your lower thigh is good for your health, according to the Jennifer Connelly Institute of Dietary Research
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Octomom's boxing career unexpectedly KO'ed
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(Moviefone)
 
 
 
Cloris Leachman is in it for the money
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Washed-up rock star Eddie Money lampoons himself in new GEICO commercial with barely-concealed sadness. "Money nails the washed-up bit perhaps too well"
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Sat September 01, 2012
(ABC News)
 
 
 
♪ Raindrops keep fallin' on my head, And just like the guy who co-wrote this song someday we'll all be dead ♪
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Rory get killed again? Are the Daleks going to be the classic versions, or of the My Little Dalek: Extermination is Magic design? And just Who is The Doctor? Season 7 of Doctor Who begins with Asylum of the Daleks
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(Anime News Network)
 
 
 
Fuji TV to reboot Iron Chef. ALLEZ CUISINE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
America, this is why we can't have nice things
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart filmed having a threesome. I'd tell you that she has this bored look on her face but you already know that and you already clicked anyway
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(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Final Hobbit film will now arrive sooner; still too long to wait for first two
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Your first look at Rush's new novel, Clockwork Angels. Wait, novel? Awesome
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Nic Cage rents movies and never returns them. As long as it's movies from his own body of work that he's never returning, I say he's doing everyone a favor
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck goes three for three as a director. 'Argo' may be his best yet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Friday star Tiny Lister agrees to plead guilty to 3.8 million dollar mortgage fraud, may spend five years in federal prison. He's going to have to make sure he keeps one eye looking sideways at all times when he's in the joint
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The five least bad Labor Day Weekend movies of all time. GEORGE CLOONEY
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(Today)
 
 
 
Starsky pleads not guilty to pot possession, claims that he was just doing a favor for Huggy Bear
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood's next great idea: " 'Beached' centers on a chubby 4-year-old child who falls overboard during a family outing, is raised by whales and goes on to become an Olympic swimmer"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Cimino unveils 3 1/2 hour director's cut of Heaven's Gate. It's gonna be huge this time
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Fri August 31, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Nun claims Disney stole her life story, turned it into "Sister Act". Ultrafark: She's suing for $1 billion in damages. Yes, that's billion with a B
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Guess what video game they're turning into a movie now...nope, nope, nope, keep guessing
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
The playlist for Hell
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Internet Cat Video Film Fest draws 10,000 people
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman hospitalized after attack. Fark: On Twitter
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If you thought 'Tan Mom' was just taken out of context regarding her social and parenting skills, and preyed upon by entertainment media leeches, well, this video should help clear all that right up
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(Today)
 
 
 
Yet another addition to the Spelling-McDermott stable. Neigh sayers to the right
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(WPIX New York)
 
 
 
Problem: It's a slow news day. Solution: Make up an excuse to put pictures of boobies on your "news" site
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain sticks up for authentic Palin-American cuisine: "Gun-country, red-state America is a constant surprise to me. I'm constantly encouraged by how good food can be in places that New Yorkers sneer at"
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, media law requires "Itchy and Scratchy" scenes to be edited out of The Simpsons. Hey, that's not funny - what kind of joke is this?
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Goodnight Sweet Guidettes: A Eulogy for Jersey Shore
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Schlock film studio Troma Films is uploading their catalog to YouTube. Come for the Rabid Grannies, stay for Cannibal: The Musical
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Avengers back in the theaters in an attempt to sink the Titanic
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(Today)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers denies rumors that they may remove the Confederate Flag from the roof of the General Lee. Boss Hogg angry that his nefarious plans have yet again been foiled by them Duke Boys
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Sherman Hemsley: Still chillin' out
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Randy Jackson was too pitchy to continue as an American Idol judge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mark David Chapman considered killing Johnny Carson instead of John Lennon, but changed his mind after cutting off his Slauson
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(Variety)
 
 
 
HBO to finally allow their programming to be available without a cable subscription. Fark: In Norway
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Thu August 30, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's time to take the reality show "Toddlers & Tiaras" off the air.... for the children. For the human race
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is truly over: MTV cancels Jersey Shore
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What? Why? When? And more importantly... WHO? 20 massive rumours and expectations for Doctor Who series 7. (just a hint of spoilers)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hang on to your valuables, the Lindsay Lohan Interactive Alcoholism and Kleptomania Experience is heading to New York City
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(io9)
 
 
 
Since Warner Brothers has no way to lure Joss Whedon over to direct a Justice League movie, they're now considering handing the franchise over to Brett Ratner, McG or Zach Snyder. This is why we can't have nice things
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
A woman dressed like a man has spawned a child with a lemur in a wig. This is breaking news over at E
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Onion takes a look at how Happy Days became one of the biggest hits on television by becoming one of the worst shows on television, and even worse, letting Potsie sing
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl promises that the tyrannical Foos will not go unopposed
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Foos to remain unopposed for the foreseeable future
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former pilot claims John Travolta made numerous scheduled landings at the rear of the airport
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
From attention whoring to actual whoring, Wife Swap gets real
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling to do with directing what he's done for acting
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Tats, drugs, gangstas, wannabes, and a whole lotta WTF. Also known as the Gathering of the Juggalos 2012 photo album (Not safe for work)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Courtney Stodden blasted with porn offers upon turning 18, presumably in the face and hair
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Noted PETA advocate Heidi Klum continues her Seal attacks
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Wed August 29, 2012
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Wondering how Lindsay Lohan racked up the $46K bill that got her kicked out of the Chateau Marmont? Here it is in all its itemized glory, including $686 in cigarettes, thousands in mini-bar charges, and even a couple of iPhone chargers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More reshuffling of the deck chairs on the S.S. Hollywood: Dr. House to be replaced by Batman on "Robocop." No, not that Batman, the other Batman. No, not him...The OTHER one. No, the - Y'know what? Forget it
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Wachowski siblings on "short list" to direct Justice League movie
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The newest Honey Boo Boo baby has three thumbs and drinks Mountain Dew because of course it does
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(X-103 Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Fair replaces pig races with flying dogs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift talks about a bold, nude erection. Hm...? Oh, sorry
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
From the already a Fark headline file: Has Shia Labeouf's Method Acting Gone Too Far?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane to host SNL season opener with Frank Ocean. Giggity
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Madonna booed for showing up late to concert. Explains she fell asleep during Matlock
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Today's RNC concert review: Herman Cain and Sean Hannity get GOP blood pumping for Trace Adkins' rebel flag earplug-wearing, woman-wallowing, man's ass-whooping show
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On reports that "Fame" will be rebooted as TV series, producer says nooooooo, it's not a "reboot", it's a reimagining, "set against the backdrop of today's unprecedented access to the world of celebrity"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
News that will shock no one: Snooki's baby is hairy. Gorilla-hairy. Yak at mid-winter on Everest hairy
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Cool: Creator of 'The Shield working on a new cop show. Uh-oh: With Eddie Murphy. Facepalm: Based on "Beverly Hills Cop"
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(io9)
 
 
 
ABC greenlights Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D. TV show. No word when they battle Dr. Horrible
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi successfully blocks the unauthorized Evil Dead sequel starring no one
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Tue August 28, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
The Swedish nation would like you to know that the Swedish Chef is NOT representative of their people and culture-mostly because he's CLEARLY a got-damn NORWEGIAN
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(Behance)
 
 
 
If you play the game of Westeros fantasy football, you win, or you die
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The "Thank God I Have Money Or I'd Never Get Out Of Jail" award goes to...Lindsay Lohan
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(io9)
 
 
 
In honor of its upcoming 20th anniversary, here are 10 things you didn't know about Star Trek: Deep Space 9
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
After failing field sobriety tests, Wilson complained the roadway was too "slanted' and asked the officer if he could instead perform some "yoga moves"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Today's RNC concert review: "You had to be 21 and over to get into Lee Greenwood's Monday show at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino, but to be honest, they would have been safe setting the bar at 50"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is recording her new album in the buff because she feels being nude makes her voice sound better
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman to star in new Lego movie. Now every time you play with Legos, you will hear them speaking in his voice, saying "Titty Sprinkles"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Charlotte Church outraged that The Sun published nude photos of Prince Harry, which she looked at only for science
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell marries long time partner. She promises to love, honor and check with her doctor to be sure her heart is healthy enough for sex before taking Viagra
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Mon August 27, 2012
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Pink flamingos became American upper-class inside joke thanks to certain cult film that just turned 40. John Waters: "The only people who had them had them for real, without irony. My movie wrecked that"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Alright Miss Bynes, we're not pressing charges for the DUI." *CRASH* "On the other hand"
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(Today)
 
 
 
Paul Reubens turns 60. Birthday party to be held in the basement of the Alamo
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(CTNow)
 
 
 
Disney Princesses: Classic Fairy Tales Or Gender Stereotypes?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry studios are on fire ....again
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you see Tom Hanks in a restaurant, steal his glasses, pretend to be drunk, and he'll take all the photos your heart desires
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It seems Prince Harry's Vegas trip is going to get a lot more interesting than his nude photos
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Now Scully wants to believe too (NSFW images)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Divorce deal revealed and Katie Holmes makes out like a bandit. Sadly, it is that bandit that breaks in and passes out on the couch until the cops show up
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian morning program hosts have fun with the actions of an overzealous security guard (w/video)
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(Today)
 
 
 
In honor of Jerry Nelson, here are five of the best Count Von Count sketches. Five sketches, ah ah ah
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The ten best Rolling Stones albums of all time, picked by Rolling Stone readers, who for once in their life get it right
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