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Sun August 19, 2012
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(io9)
 
 
 
Why a seven-minute film of Alan Rickman making tea in slow motion is better than most movies now playing at your local googleplex
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(io9)
 
 
 
Anatomical illustrations of Pixar's Cars
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How will Walt and Mike deal with Todd? What will happen with the kid from the desert? Why the hell does everyone keep calling Walt Jr. "Flynn"? It's your Breaking Bad discussion thread (Episode 6 airs at 10 PM)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Expendables 2: Escape from the Nursing Home was #1 at the box office this weekend, relegating the Bourne Identity remake to #2
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(Some Constellation Guy)
 
 
 
Commodore Decker is dead, Jim
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(io9)
 
 
 
First footage of Fringe season 5
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Bourne Identity's success proves a movie doesn't need its title character, and they now no longer need stories at all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Heavy Metal House Call was killed by death once, ONCE
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russians sue Madonna for A) 30 years of crap B) reimbursement for mind bleach C) millions to cover costs of being offended by her support of gay rights
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(Time)
 
 
 
Larry McMurtry is giving up his legendary library and announces his retirement from writing fiction
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(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Dear Scott McKenzie, Thanks for taking an entire generation to San Francisco
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Remember the smoking hot brunette on the cover of Herb Alpert's "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album? Well, hold on to those memories
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's see where the stars of 'Dirty Dancing' ended up for the anniversary. Come for the slideshow, stay for the "when the fark did he die?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart is living only on Red Bull and cigarettes because...oh, who the hell cares
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sam Jackson joins the ill-conceived Oldboy remake
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
It used to be bands who had arguments would write scathing songs about one another like Steely Dan and The Eagles. Nowadays, hipsters just biatch and whine about things on Twitter
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Sat August 18, 2012
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like Marc Summers chose the physical challenge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ron Swanson's mustache will be auctioned off for charity
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Hank Williams Jr. continues his sad tour of irrelevance on a stick in front of 8500 at the Iowa State Fair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Lennon's killer hopes for parole. Subby hopes for a ménage à trois with Salma Hayek and Lucy Liu. We both have the same chance of succeeding
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston's final acting performance is testing positive with critics
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Real World "star" dead after overdosing on Viagra, cocaine and alcohol
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jay Leno takes it on the chin in order to save jobs on The Tonight Show
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Grandma, No
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The top 16 grooming scenes in movies. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
30 indispensable writing tips from famous authors, after you've figured out "all you have to do is start writing, finish writing, and make sure it's good"
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(ringostarr.com)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, Ringo Starr plays his first gig with The Beatles. Entire group feels the timing is just right
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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Butthole tattoo girl gives an interview, and unsurprisingly, she is as crazy as bag of crazed weasels that's just been appointed professor of crazy at UC Berkeley (some content Not safe for work)
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Fri August 17, 2012
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Disney pioneers new method of "face cloning" in the sincere but misguided belief that this would make their animatronic characters LESS creepy than they already are
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(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Is Taylor Swift a Stage-5 clinger?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel has started to look like Sylvester Stallone's wife. What has been seen cannot be unseen
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
Seven TV channels that have forgotten what they're all about. Yes, SyFy we're looking at you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC announces plans to air reality shows about Taxidermy and a Venice Beach freakshow. Looks like quality programming isn't going to last long on AMC once Breaking Bad and Mad Men are gone
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Woodstock Festival took place 43 years ago this week. Three million people claim they were there
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Q: Why is the new Mad Max movie being shot in Africa instead of Australia? A: Global Warming
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 50 underrated films of the 1990s. Well, 49, if you knock out Batman & Robin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Roker to be fired
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Thu August 16, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sly Stallones' 90 year old mother attends Hollywood premiere of his latest film, with a pic of what happens to you when you get many collagen injections
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And I watched a change.. in you.. Official trailer for Dexter season 7 is HERE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nine years after breaking up with Adam Corolla, Jimmy Kimmel is getting hitched
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Why does that photo of Justin Bieber have a caption that says 'Miley Cyrus?' It... can't be... DEAR GOD, NO
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avenger 2: Electric Boogaloo will be released May 1st, 2015
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"If you watch Gran Torino backwards, it's about a zombie who becomes more and more racist" - 1 of 15 tremendous if you watch it backwards meme variations
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad's shocking final 'Dead Freight' scene gets a prettaaay, prettaaay, pretty good alternate ending (possible spoiler)
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Many old cartoons may look creepy, here are five of them that are much darker than most horror movies, including drowning a baby
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney joins Madonna and Sting in a new supergroup "Musicians whose opinion means nothing to Vladmir Putin"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayim Bialik will not lose any of her bazingas after car crash
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Madonna is 54 today, or 27 in Gaga years
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
'Celebrating' the early cinema of Chuck Norris. Including the film with, er, the line "That's why ostriches die young"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megaderp
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Need something to read? Choose from these twenty-five awesome rock and roll memoirs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Silversun Pickups become the latest band to tell a Republican to stop using their songs, and while no one knows who they are, they certainly know who Mitt Romney is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to Nielsen, Americans still discover new music from radio. Horrid music, true, but at least it's new horrid music
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Stainless Steel Rat has gone to Deathworld
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Wed August 15, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lucy Lawless will guest star this season on Parks & Rec as Ron Swanson's love interest. Difficulty: her name isn't going to be Tammy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blossom may have to be pruned
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Daniel-Day Lewis is the only actor currently on the 'Best Villains of the 21st Century' list twice. Sir Ben Kingsley will likely strangle him later today
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf likens filming Transformers to his favorite sexual act
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Times must be tough. Movie mogul Jeffrey Katzenberg is dumping his Utah ski chalet for a mere $20 mil. That's a lot of antlers and pine furniture. (Photos)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's cousin to appear in 'Playboy': "The worst part of this is we news reporter types will be forced to examine this shameful deed. You know, so we can discuss it with our readers in an informed way"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Euromillions lottery winner scoops $230m. Plans to reunite Guns N'Roses. That should cover the "Mr Brownstone"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Awkward: Watch The Miami Dolphins Cut Chad Johnson On HBO's 'Hard Knocks'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bootsy Collins reminisces: "The freak show never ended"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart has been dropped from Snow White sequel plans. She is reportedly taking this news very hard, because her face almost registered an emotion
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The winners and losers of summer 2012 at the movie box office. Conclusion: Tom Cruise movies might be a bit of a tough sell from this point onwards
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Price is Right is looking for its first male model. If this were the old days, we'd be wondering if Bob Barker had turned gay
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Proving that they're smarter than America, the UK refuses to allow Dog the Bounty Hunter into their countries
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 75 worst album covers of all time (Warning: Not Safe For Work)
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Tue August 14, 2012
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The trailer for 'Seven Psychopaths' looks insane. +1 for Walken, Waits, and Rockwell
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rashida Jones apologizes about her statements about John Travolta while the Daily Mail doesn't apologize for using the exact same pictures from the previous article
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
George Jones embarks on final road tour. Hopefully he has a designated driver
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Will.i.am thought he was a vic.ti.m of theft, but it turns out he just didn't remember where he parked
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch has fallen in love with an overweight civil servant called Christopher. 'I am enamoured of his principles, his virtue and the goodness he stands for,'
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico fell down a mountain while searching for Noah's Ark. That is all
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Ctrl+Alt+Seth Green+Delete
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(truTV)
 
 
 
Reality stars' legal troubles. Warning: The longest slideshow you'll see today
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Devo weighs in on the 2012 presidential election with a new song about Mitt Romney's dog called "Don't Roof Rack Me, Bro (Remember Seamus)"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
No more 72-day marriages for Kim Kardashian. She's apparently very serious about her PR-stunt-slash-relationship with Kanye West
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Taiwanese animators weigh in on Anderson Cooper's domestic problems: with a vampire, a baby shop, and what appears to be an incredibly slutty BLT
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Horshack joins Epstein in afterlife detention
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(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
What China steals from us in bootleg movies, they give back double with their English subtitles
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(Hollywood Dame)
 
 
 
Top 10 unscripted movie lines you probably quote on a daily basis
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Alan Moore claims DC offered him $2 million to endorse Before Watchmen
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Keanu reveals Bill & Ted 3 most triumphant plot
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Charlie Sheen has rejoined Twitter after barely a month
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC has fixed what wasn't broken, reveals changes to season 3 of The Voice
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
David Duchovny wants to believe there will be X-Files 3. "Here's a homegrown property that you don't have to go buy, like farkin' Green Lantern or something, to make it...it's weird to me, but I'm not an executive"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The untimely death of Progressive Rock, which once was the future of rock and roll but became, for some inexplicable reason, a joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Avid Fark reader Rashida Jones cleans her closet, tells John Travolta to come on out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mrs. G files for divorce after 20 years of Kenny not finding the G spot
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Mon August 13, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because you were afraid you might have to suffer until the end of the day without seeing four or five pictures of Katy Perry's ass (Not safe for work)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
While it's true "Breaking Bad" won't be here forever, Aaron Paul is going to have an awesome film career, starting with Nick Hornby's "A Long Way Down"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson wonders why people don't like him. "It's kind of hard to pinpoint exactly what needs to be forgiven and I don't consider that anything does because I didn't hurt anyone." Then he smeared feces on the wall
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone looks to expand the cast of Expendables 3: THE BEES OH GOD THE BEES
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Death and the Single Girl
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mike Nelson discusses RiffTrax and this week's live riffing of Manos: The Hands of Fate. The Master approves
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Super-villian series coming to NBC. Hiro not involved
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Thousands of disappointed fans immediately book reservations at Hedonism
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus butches her hair and then says she feels "so pretty and gayyyy"
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
If you had any hope for the Robocop remake, forget about it. Robocop is now a transformer that fights Al Queda, or something
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rihanna: "Nivea is dead to me." Nivea: "Meh"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Oh wait, normally when I roast a pig, it has an apple in its mouth." - 1 of 20 best jokes from Roseanne's Comedy Central Roast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. performs secret Saturday night show in SF, picks up everybody's bar tabs..Looks kinda like Drew, but pays bar tabs
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Jonah Hill: Placenta enthusiast
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(Planet Ivy)
 
 
 
The Olympics closing ceremony (Or: three hours of my life I'll never get back)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man put car windshield up for sale because it has a bird dropping on it that looks like Michael Jackson
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
John Cleese marries for the fourth time. ("Don't mention the divorce. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.")
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper's boyfriend photographed sucking face with someone who most definitely is not Anderson Cooper
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
According to Jean-Claude Van Damme, if you didn't have sex with Kylie Minogue, that's abnormal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2012 London Olympics were the second most watched event in American TV history. The least watched events continue to be everything that NBC has aired over the past decade
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Seventeen unbelievably terrifying moments in children's movies. I'd repressed that terrifying scene from Dumbo; thanks so much for resurrecting it, Entertainment Weekly
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