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Sun August 05, 2012
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because if there's one thing American Idol needs, it's a Jonas brother
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes Accused of a hit and run. This is not a repeat from April or May
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(65)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What could go wrong with Walt & Jesse's new operation? Will Walt try to teach Mike a lesson about overstepping his bounds? Will Marie SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP? It's your Breaking Bad discussion thread (Episode 4 airs at 10 PM ET)
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Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Dumb and Dumber 2 seems to be back on track after Jim Carrey realized he needed money
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Padme Amidala weds beloved millipede
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(37)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The ten most essential MST3K episodes. List to the left, exhaustive list of what was left out to the right. Subby will start: Space Mutiny and I Accuse My Parents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brigitte Nielsen looks disorientated as she stumbles around LA park before falling asleep
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week's maniac SHMHC blows it all to hell, but still can't stop the Ape Uprising
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With the growth of the e-book industry, are book covers on their way to becoming a dying art?
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(72)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Finally, a new zombie comedy the world has been waiting for: Cockneys VS Zombies (might be Not safe for work)
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(25)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez banned from Facebook because she's not Selena Gomez, even though she is Selena Gomez. Tyler Perry
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reality TV bats around their entire lineup with no hits, looks again for Kate Gosselin to get a second turn at the plate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baltimore drug addict who inspired "The Corner" and "The Wire" dies of suspected overdose. Sheeeeeeeit
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Sat August 04, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
Filming The Wolverine is so easy, even a caveman can do it
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is Miley Cyrus too skinny? YOU be the judge (w/pics)
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(127)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Oh Biebs
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(48)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
It will now be 3 wiggles and 2 wobblies
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(16)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Finally, the cover of Somebody That I Used to Know you've been waiting for, courtesy of six guys with ukuleles. See how long you can last before you have to cut it off
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
J. Geils sues J. Geils for using the name J. Geils while J. Geils goes on tour despite not having J. Geils in the band. J. Geils unavailable for comment, but J.Geils was willing to discuss the lawsuit
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(54)
 
(Worst Previews)
 
 
 
Which sequels will Hollywood manage to squeeze from 2012's movies, aside from "Jack Reacher: Round 2"?
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sometimes the worst thing is to get that hottie you wanted. Ain't that right, Doug Hutchison?
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(103)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Suddenly every director wants Kristen Stewart in their films. Wonder why?
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(133)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Remember that one time when you were in charge of the Chris Farley Foundation? That was awesome
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(26)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly ranks the six James Bonds. George Lazenby still can't catch a break
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(166)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Overseas audiences prefer anthropomorphic teddy bears voiced by Seth MacFarlane to growly men in rubber bat costumes
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(38)
 


Fri August 03, 2012
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Action film to team up Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, and... James Franco?
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The awesome science of Mondo's science-fiction poster art
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(23)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder files for divorce, even though he isn't seeing someone else
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Total Recall? Forget it
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(164)
 
(Slacktory)
 
 
 
A nice compilation of ever single moment Louis CK apologizes for something on Louie. Shockingly, the video lasts longer than two seconds
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(21)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart banned from premiere of Robert Pattinson's new film. OH SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP
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(69)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lamb of God singer Czechs out of jail
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(59)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan to make TV show for Syfy Channel. IT'S A COOKBOOK
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(66)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
My name is Roland Deschain, 30th-generation descendant of Arthur Eld, Gunslinger of Gilead, loyal servant of my Ka-tet. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
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(182)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Robocop remake one step closer to casting a Tony award winning actress, possibly for the intricate musical number featuring Robocop and ED-209
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
First opera about the war in Iraq now being performed. Critics say it costs too much, lasts too long and at the end there is no way to get out of the theater
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(40)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart flap has taken its toll on Will Ferrell, who shows the two what real emotion is like
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(38)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Russell Brand to play Cupid. That loud sound you hear is Katy Perry rolling her eyes
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Caution: Objects in mirror are larger than they appear
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(24)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
"Bizarre Foods" host and ex-beer drinker Andrew Zimmern attacks beer snobs, warns regular people to protect themselves from hipsters trying to turn beer drinking into yet another foodie "experience"
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(216)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes tracks the top ten biggest earning DJs in the world. The only thing more depressing than learning Skrillex made $15 million is that someone named Tiësto made $22 million
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Thu August 02, 2012
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Think you appreciate Breaking Bad now? Behold what a mad genius Vince Gilligan actually is with these allusions and foreshadowing
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(113)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte is all about the one night stands, says HIS MOM
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(57)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer has angered the Bronies. Whoever wins, we lose
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(166)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
MaCaulay Culkin's representatives have denied claims he has a $6,000-a-month drug habit. He just looks that bad because his parents forgot to take him on holiday twice
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(124)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Beyonce to direct Beyonce and star as Beyonce in Beyonce's Beyonce film about Beyonce's career as Beyonce. Tyler Perry seen taking notes
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(37)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ron Swanson sporting a giant foam penis? Ron Swanson sporting a giant foam penis (w/ Not safe for work pic of Ron Swanson sporting a giant foam penis)
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(22)
 
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
The contiguous United States of films. Yes ... FARK's favorite California movie is there
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(171)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thor 2 will see the God of Thunder battling Doctor Who
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(129)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett's latest "reeferette" backup singer is... Katie Couric?
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
New season 7 Doctor Who trailer. Set nerdgasms to eleventy
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(104)
 
(93.9 MIA)
 
 
 
Police respond full force to Miley Cyrus kidnapping which was sadly a false report
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(22)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan talks about his "dark" new album, which hopefully takes us back to the sound he perfected on Empire Burlesque
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(43)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Bollywood comes clean with Jism 2
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(39)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Aaron Sorkin says he did not fire the entire writing staff of The Newsroom. They just decided to quit all at once and file for unemployment
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, it's socially acceptable to admit Citizen Kane is not, in fact, the best movie ever made
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(294)
 


Wed August 01, 2012
(Collider)
 
 
 
Expected news: Ridley Scott announces plans for Prometheus 2. GOOD NEWS: Damn Lindelof will most likely not be a part of it
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(162)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
River Phoenix's final film to screen at Netherlands film festival
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(33)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Great Caesar's ghost, it's the nine greatest journalists in pop culture
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(58)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Tony Sly, frontman of seminal California punk band No Use For A Name, has died at age 41
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(74)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Captain Hammer gets the ultimate revenge on Dr. Horrible
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Courtney Love reveals that the Nirvana song "Heart Shaped Box" is about her vagina. Subby never knew Nirvana was part of the horror rock genre
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(194)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Top 10 movie remakes that got it right. Notice that only one of them was made in the past decade
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(198)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some jihadists just can't take a joke
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger turns 65, celebrates by hiring a housekeeper to actually clean his house
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(16)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Are you bustier than a fifth grader?
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(48)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gore Vidal 86ed
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(142)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Another great moment in Western Civilization: Courtney Stodden gets her own TV show
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(126)
 


Tue July 31, 2012
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bad: CBS is rebooting The Brady Bunch. Worse: It will be produced by Vince Vaughn. So nothing is sacred anymore
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(106)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
An arrest warrant has been issued for Cuba Gooding, Jr. and it has nothing to do with 'Snow Dogs,' or 'Daddy Day Camp'
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(51)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Twilight releases the most boring set of promotional stills in the history of man
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Law & Order star Angie Harmon wants to star in a "sexed up" movie version of She-Hulk. I'm ok with this
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(169)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Because most of the U.S. population views Dennis Rodman as a positive role model for their children, he's decided to write a children's book
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(29)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
On today's Masterpiece Theatre, Yelp
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(10)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Girl Responsible for 'Worst National Anthem Performance Ever' Gets Second Chance to show that, well, she just cannot sing well
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(99)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of Bruce Jenner. Not listed: his mysterious transformation into an old lesbian
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(30)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I don't want to give away a spoiler for the next season of Doctor Who, but if you don't want to miss a cameo of a major American landmark, Don't Blink
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(37)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
By the power of Grayskull, GI Joe 2 director in talks to jump from one shiatty 80s toy cartoon franchise to another
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(83)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The 11 nerdiest references in Regular Show. And that doesn't even count half of the stuff the censors miss
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(102)
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
"Uh, hello there. This is Killing Joke. Have you seen our singer? We seem to have misplaced him"
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(38)
 
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson's The Hobbit to be spread across three films, hairy feet to be in style for years to come
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(267)
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Finally, CapAlert saves up enough pennies to review "Dark Knight Rises" (warning: spoilers)
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Seminal Irish novelist Maeve Binchy has died at 72
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You will never look at those sheer lace drapes in your grandma's house the same again
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(37)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Good news: the new trailer for Skyfall is here. Better news: the Queen's not in it
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(66)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Toronto mayor to Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis: "Just keep "going hard" and don't hit any babies"
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(18)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Snoop Lion
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Masked Mexican bandit robs theaters showing "Dark Knight Rises," though apparently not wearing a luchador mask
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elin Nordegren now playing goalie with Swedish NHL hockey star
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(56)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
No. Just...no
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(115)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sheryl Crow forced to get a restraining order against a "delusional fan" who threatened to shoot her. Perhaps a change would do him good
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(31)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC yanks Fred Willard's show off the schedule
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(54)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Character actor Norman Alden dead at 87, no word yet if it was from drowning in bowl of Mary Hartman's chicken soup
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(29)
 


Mon July 30, 2012
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Your sarcastic guide to alleged plot holes in 'The Dark Knight Rises'
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(252)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Emma Watson out and about sans makeup and fancy clothes. Oh yes you would
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(98)
 
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
What if I told you Larry Wachowski is no longer a he?
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(122)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can't label my 'fluid' sexuality, says X Files star Gillian Anderson. Really? Because redheaded, hot, lesbian, nerdy, MILF works for me
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(154)
 
(Jest.com)
 
 
 
As Gotham fell, the Gotham Gazette continued their award winning coverage. (WARNING: Dark Knight Rises spoilers, obviously)
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(174)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Turns out, Octomom's stripper gig and porno didn't earn her enough to stave off foreclosure, so now she's begging "fans" to donate $150,000 to save her home
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(112)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So...how much would you pay for head from a Wookiee?
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(38)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bravo renews Kathy Griffin's talk show for second season, surprising all media watchers who didn't realize that her talk show had a first season
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He's Tony Disco to You
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(19)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Egypt TV's latest hit: "prank" kidnappings -- Egyptian TV channel takes celebrities hostage in bid for laughs and higher ratings
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(23)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
There doesn't seem to be a single reason for this "article" other than to show off pictures of Kat Dennings' boobs. Does anyone have a problem with that?
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(86)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNN: "Playing 'Stupid Girls' ahead of the Sarah Palin story was a poor choice. We regret any perception that they were planned together"
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(113)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The Wachowski Brother's next movie, "Cloud Atlas" looks to be either a convoluted mess, or one of the most epic films ever made. Watch this almost 6 minute trailer, and you be the judge
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(132)
 

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