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Sun July 08, 2012
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(The GD Batman)
 
 
 
Thirteen minute featurette for The Dark Knight Rises. No witty headline needed. Just watch it
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(133)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
With the Breaking Bad season 5 premiere taking all of the attention next week let me remind you that Damages begins its final season this Wednesday
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(53)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
RIP Cabbie
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(318)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez, back on the market?
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(127)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
UK metal maestros Orange Goblin raise a red tide in a black and white video for this week's color specific SHMHC
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(33)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazing Spider-Man is hot at the box office with $141 million, leaving Savages and Katy Perry's movie rather cold, beaten by Ted, Brave, and Magic Mike
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(125)
 
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers is leading the pack to replace Regis Philbin on "Live With Kelly." Really? Really?
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(39)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne is seriously pissed at Delta Airlines because they allowed a f**ing passenger to bash her with an f**ing seat, resulting in an f**ing shiner that matches the color of her hair ... purple. #dramaqueen w/pic
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(78)
 
(Sly Oyster)
 
 
 
Here's the first poster for Guillermo del Toro's 'Pacific Rim,' which is not about WWII, but will have really giant robots fighting really giant monsters
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(56)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Novelist gets unfairly screwed by ignorant NY Times critic, and doesn't have a hissy fit about it: "I recognize that this is a book review, not a piece on Chechnya"
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
See Omnicorp's new product line, including the fan favorite ED-209
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(82)
 


Sat July 07, 2012
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 10 Most Epic Outros in Rock
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(194)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Famous actors and their stunt doubles. Yes, it's a slideshow, but worth it for the WTF of #30
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(101)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Top 10 overplayed songs by artists you love. Apparently, Soft Cell had more than one song
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(156)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Principal photography for The Hobbit ends...subby is already mentally in line for the December 14th midnight screening
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first Dark Knight Rises screening for critics has taken place and it received a standing ovation. If you want to be hip, you better start talking about how it stinks now rather than waiting until two days after release
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(147)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is but an L.A. City Councilman says he was doing 100 on the 101
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(73)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
31 years later, Natalie Wood's death certificate now changed from 'accident' to 'undetermined'. C'mon, now they're really going overboard
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(44)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
According to the latest ratings, Charlie Sheen's new show could be heading into train wreck territory. #possiblynotwinning
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(40)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The fifty best movies you've never seen, according to people who assume Idiocracy is "obscure"
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(222)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What is "celebrity body surfing?" Remember that picture of herself Heidi Klum tweeted a couple days ago? That. Article helpfully includes additional examples of Adrianne Curry, Sam Faiers, and Coco in the same pose
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(83)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Scientology sends out panicky email to members instructing them how to censor the internet from all this nasty talk about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
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(349)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former member of Cro-Mags shows up to show at Webster Hall, sees current band members. Then things get stabby
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(36)
 
(Geekscape)
 
 
 
Not news: Ron Perlman takes part in Make-a-Wish event. Coolness: Dressed as Hellboy
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, Bruce Springsteen is the world's coolest dad. With picture of what the world's biggest smile might look like
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(21)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Literary snob writes 4,500-word article on how much he hates Stephen King
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(177)
 


Fri July 06, 2012
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Punk singer Casey Chaos arrested in drunken hit-and-run spree across Studio City, CA in a Honda SUV. You may post "Who?" and "Honda SUV?" to the right
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(80)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
PETA is racist against colored dogs
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(83)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what part of the country Magic Mike played the best in
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(80)
 
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Stereogum releases its annual Cruel Summer mixtape for 2012 composed completely of free mp3s from current releases. It's the joy of a mixtape without the angst of the failed relationship
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(22)
 
(Mancave Daily)
 
 
 
Five wrappers you should be listening to right now. Yeah, the correct term is rappers, but these five are recycled, paper thin and disposable
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(73)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
10 awesome moments from Game of Thrones season 2. Needs more Joffrey-slapping action
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(150)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes says Tom Cruise "treated her like a robot." Well, it wasn't as if he'd know what to do with her
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(74)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Rihanna suddenly realizes that accountants pocketing 22% of her revenue leaves little money left over for singing lessons
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(39)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Each morning before I leave for work, I look in the mirror, take a deep breath, and think to myself, 'Rosemary, you could very well find Keith Richards' dead body today"
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(14)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
'Red Dawn' remake review is in: Oh great, a movie about socialists taking over America timed for released around the election
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(96)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The Dark Knight Rises reveals Batman's voice change and why Halle Berry wasn't chosen for Catwoman
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(44)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Same Bat-actor from The Animated Series, "Batman & Robin", and The Dark Knight to return in The Dark Knight Rises. Why so serious, Senator Leahy?
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(113)
 


Thu July 05, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The most unrealistic part of Spider-Man wasn't the giant lizard, the human spider, or Emma Stone as a blonde; no, it was product placement
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(217)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oliver Stoner
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom (Tommy) Cruise insisted that everyone stop calling his wife Katie after she became pregnant because it was a little girls name and they should call her 'Kate' now. So I guess when Suri grew up he was going to call her 'Sur'?
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(148)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green flashed his rotund belly and part of a saggy breast last night in Miami. #EWWW w/pics
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(39)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Apprentice seeks to trump up ratings with upcoming B-list all star season
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(32)
 
(Glossy News)
 
 
 
Rush Hour 4 production stalled... with movie poster goodness
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum tweets best bikini picture ever. "How much you miss me now, Seal?"
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(202)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Claire Danes to join MILF club
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(99)
 


Wed July 04, 2012
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Jimi Hendrix movie uses no Hendrix music. "It's like making a movie about Lincoln without being able to use the Gettysburg Address"
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20 things you didn't know about 'American Pie'. The song, not the stupid movie
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(195)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Def Leppard rerecording their old hits, calling them "forgeries" as a way to spite their record label
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
7 reasons to be sad Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are split up, or how to write a fluff piece with HTML formatting made like only a drunken stooge could
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(58)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
In a world where you can trust no-one, some of the most overused poster taglines ever are better left buried
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(36)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift performs to huge crowd in Berkshires, with some old guy on backing vocals
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(44)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Apparently, someone thinks we need an exhaustive examination of the long-forgotten, unwatchable Nickelodeon 90s oddity The Adventures of Pete and Pete
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(80)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise turns 50, gets divorced but still manages a smug shiat-eating grin. This is why
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(65)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Before their divorce, Tom Cruise forbade Katie Holmes from participating in a "Dawson's Creek" reunion. Producers: Now we won't have to wait for our lives to be over
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gene Wilder knew exactly what he was talking about
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(139)
 


Tue July 03, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The trailer for Tom Cruise's Jack Reacher is here, and it's as awful as you could imagine
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(173)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Your new album may be in trouble when reviewers immediately point out it's not a parody
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(44)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters 3 gets whole new writing staff says Dan Aykroyd in a brief moment of lucidity
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(61)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The hottest picture of Mila Kunis licking an ice cream cone you will see today
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(66)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
R. Kelly blames his divorce on the 'The Notebook' and not his desire to pee on 8th graders. Seems legit
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise once again using the same lawyer he has for his previous divorces, mostly to get another punch on his loyalty card so the next one will be free
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(70)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Watch 40 years of David Bowie singing Ziggy Stardust
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(53)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes is regretting that whole prenup thing right about now, but at least she won't have to live a lie any longer
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(94)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons reveals he and Dusty Hill were once offered $1 million by Gillette to shave off their beards, but they turned it down; do you know a how how how how how how how hard it would be to grow it back?
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale: 'There's an obsessional hatred of normal human processes. Pregnancy changes a woman's body and should. It isn't normal to not look like you've had a baby immediately after you've had a baby.'
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(78)
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Andy Griffith now has something in common with his viewers
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(432)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "clips that celebrities would like to forget": Ryan Seacrest in 1994 exercising his right hand
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(10)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Kanye West gets Kanye'd by Jay-Z. If only Taylor Swift actually watched the BET Awards
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(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Price is white
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Sledgehammer Watermelons For Food
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(71)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fonzie, Potsie royalty dispute now causing unhappy days at CBS
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(31)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Kenny Powers will return to HBO, because he's KENNY F***ING POWERS
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(51)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why did FX pass on Breaking Bad in 2007?
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(159)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The creator of Dilbert, arguably the world's greatest genius and smartest person in America, has another brilliant thought
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(94)
 


Mon July 02, 2012
(LAist)
 
 
 
It takes a lot out of a guy to be Charlie Sheen's "bad influence"
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(25)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fiona Apple: 'I think I'm a time traveler'
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(108)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan. You look great for 47
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(95)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet says, "I don't have perfect boobs, I don't have zero cellulite." And she doesn't mind proving it
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(148)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Hell on Heels: The Top 10 moments in beauty pageant failure
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes now says she isn't divorcing Tom Cruise because he's gay, it's because he wanted to ship Suri off to a Scientology indoctrination center. The gay thing wasn't helping either
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(423)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gee..... why would "Jersey Shore" cast members need a VD clause in their contracts for such a wholesome show?
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(18)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper comes out in favor of individual man date
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(366)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Octomom's new boyfriend? Yeah, he was on a failed reality dating show
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(17)
 
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee, "To all the fans who bought my music or concert tickets, fark you"
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(92)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider is Jenny McCarthy in "The Autism Specialist"
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(82)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
I hope this doesn't ruin your day, but your wife wants to have sex with David Beckham
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(91)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Men in Black 3 becomes the highest-grossing film in the franchise, all but ensuring we'll get a Men in Black 4
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(75)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Five tips to properly heckle a movie
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Hemsworths are the new Baldwins
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(29)
 

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