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Sun July 01, 2012
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Scientologists are following Katie Holmes around doing god knows what
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(177)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you've thought to yourself, "Self, I've always wanted to see Shaq sing Purple Rain while wearing a wig, but it'll never happen..." you're in luck
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(11)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
BronyCon Summer 2012 draws 4,000 fans. The picture with the article exactly matches your expectations
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(185)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Moviefone)
 
 
 
Why Full Metal Jacket almost became Die Hard With a Full Metal Breakfast Club and 23 other things you didn't know about the movie that made you afraid of jelly donuts
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(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week's SHMHC comes from a band that has flattened Tokyo many, many times. Here are the French legends-in-the-making Gojira, with L'enfant Sauvage
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's three wives all experienced the 33-year itch
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(85)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NBC turns up the heat, reveals the real reason Ann Curry was dismissed
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(75)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Debbie Harry, rock goddess, is 67 today. Dammit, subby doesn't care, call me
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(51)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, it turns out that what people really want to see at the theater is a foul-mouthed Teddy Ruxpin knock-off with the voice of Peter Griffin
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(93)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twenty-five TV shows that overstayed their welcomes by pushing another season--or ten, as in the case of The Simpsons
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(169)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man has already started showing overseas, and it's already made more money than The Avengers did during its opening weekned
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(119)
 
(A King's Mercury)
 
 
 
A library of 210 open guitar chords and instructions of how to use them correctly and creatively. Pimp your playing with open guitar chords
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(22)
 
(Addict Music)
 
 
 
Sigur Ros' new LP is disappointing return to their stale, ambient past. "The BBC will be shaking their heads; no longer will they have new material to accompany every nature programme for the next 5 years"
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(29)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
Doctor Who, beer, the Big Lebowski, and other things My Little Pony have ruined. Also, nerds dancing
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(122)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Unforgettable uncanceled
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(37)
 


Sat June 30, 2012
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Internet Rallies to send Pitbull to the most remote WalMart in America
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(94)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
If you ever find yourself with an obsessed Neil Young fan, mention any of these twenty obscure songs by the music man and you'll surely impress them with your knowledge
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(56)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Subby used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what he's with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Adele lets boyfriend go rolling in the deep
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unlike Levi, Lifetime pulls out
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(66)
 


Fri June 29, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thirty of the best insults of all time by witty celebrities
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(86)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Guy who knocked Glenn Danzig the f*ck out writing inspirational memoir about how awesome it felt to knock Glenn Danzig the f*ck out
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
PETA names Jessica Chastain, Woody Harrelson sexiest vegetarian celebrities of 2012. I know who he is, but I've never seen herbivore
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(55)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart says she's "going to look like a porn star" in her next role; probably not act as good as one though
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(68)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis hangs out on online dating sites
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(126)
 
(Sky.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tom Cruise shaves beard
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(470)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sam Waterston reflects on his career as one of the most trustworthy-sounding actors on television, whether it was as a DA on Law & Order or a shill for Liberty Mutual Robot Insurance
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The favorite albums of Rush's Geddy Lee. Tiny Tim inexplicably absent
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(128)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Usher was granted a restraining order against a woman who claims she has been on his payroll, was promised a home and career help. He went to court, she hit YouTube. w/vid
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(57)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks is known to give some very stimulating presents
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(52)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Julia Sweeney says she no longer believes in God, which incidentally is one of the most frequent comments of people who just sat through "It's Pat"
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(100)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Playboy Playmate admitted to U.S. on Genius visa for creating Frisky Friday Meme on Twitter
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(121)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen reveals that he was, in fact, the person playing guitar on the tape Marty McFly used to scare his father with in Back To The Future. That's heavy
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(88)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Authorities in Norway arrest Snoop Dogg for marijuana possession
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(61)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The seventeen most down-in-the-dumps TV characters
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(117)
 


Thu June 28, 2012
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six Songs People Apparently Think Are By the Wrong Artist, including that the Beatles did not write "Mr. Blue Sky" and unfortunately one of the songs is really performed by Bobby McFerrin
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(321)
 
(Slate)
 
Video
 
The best Gotye parody in the galaxy: "The Star Wars That I Used to Know"
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(95)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Shatner shows TSA the moon
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Katy Perry stuffs her bra with tissues, ending the fantasy of millions of males
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton high school yearbook pics and Subby will have a seat right over there (w/pics)
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(131)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's pet tiger Thriller has died
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(26)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
This movie is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions
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(47)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Can't improve this one: Legal complaint alleges that Kim Kardashian is an Al Qaeda operative and made a sex tape with a unicorn
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Science cannot discern our visceral reaction to music, whether it is the ominous feel of the Jaws theme, melancholy at Adele, or homicidal rage at Nickelback
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(21)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Starship Troopers reboot to be less violent. Would you like to know more?
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(164)
 
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
All life in the world is in danger and.... ohhh the Kardashians
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(9)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer drops 140 pounds
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(95)
 
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Snooki speaks about pregnant sex and the horny little sex cheerleader in her womb. Information to the right. Nightmares in your psyche
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(28)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'Ted' is funnier than every Family Guy episode put together
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(64)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sequels, prequels, reboots and reimaginings are so 2009. Welcome to Hollywood's new idea: "Paraquels"
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(30)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Escaped animals are good for ratings. "In fact, a certain type of commentator dominated social media, cheering the errant penguin on and lamenting his eventual capture. A few of these boosters named him Steve"
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton got banged up last night
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(17)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Andrew Garfield admits he found Spider-Man pr0n parody "inspirational" . Director responds "thank you Andrew, for the massive ego stroke". That ain't webfluid
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(10)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones have unveiled their 50th Anniversary Tongue Logo, and it's clear the tongue has had a lot of work done
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(28)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Yes, there WILL be the 3-breasted sex worker in the Total Recall reboot (SFW)
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
My Two Sons
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(46)
 


Wed June 27, 2012
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon's second 90s Buffy movie that never was
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(30)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Oh FFS, do we really gotta have THIS discussion? Actual headline: "Is Brave's Heroine Gay?"
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(237)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Megan Fox showing off the bump that will soon be her own little Decepticon
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
BJ Novak sets his Out-of-Office Reply to "Not coming back as a regular"
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(99)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane had sex with Alexis Knapp while she was carrying Ryan Phillippe's baby. Does this count as a threesome?
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(96)
 
(Some Sick Thing)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper's confetti cannons versus 40 mph winds...with animated gif goodness
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(29)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds confirmed for Highlander after passing the terrible accent portion of the audition
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(110)
 
(Bling People)
 
 
 
Wreck-It Ralph game strikes on Nintendo consoles (Wii,DS, and 3DS)
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(29)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Regis Philbin "desperate" to return to television. I hear there's a job opening on an NBC morning show
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(32)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jack White keeps denying the possibility of a White Stripes reunion so vehemently you'd think he's just trying to get his fans so bummed out they'll spend millions to see a reunion
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(90)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Early review of The Amazing Spider-Man: "Andrew Garfield is really handsome and has great hair and, purely by coincidence, I'm sure, has the same eyebrows as Robert Pattinson"
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(93)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maurice Sendak, deceased children's author...potential terrorist. Where the Wild Things Are indeed
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(57)
 
(AZCentral)
 
Video
 
Strip Search reality show being shot in Phoenix, AZ, highlighting strippers that are working mothers, go to college, perform neurosurgery, command helicopter rescue teams, take down drug lords, go after Wo Fat
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Victoria Beckham shooting down rumors of a Spice Girls reunion, saying it "won't happen" in 2012? Well, the weight loss commercials and greatest hits sales have apparently run out
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
To the dismay of male tourists, Kate Upton kicked off Santa Monica pier for nudity (sfw)
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(123)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nora Ephron is heading off to her Blue Heaven
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(63)
 


Tue June 26, 2012
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Review of Seth McFarlane's 'Ted' describes it as a "masturbating fart of a comedy"
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(162)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Captain's Log of the Prometheus: "Weyland Corporation must not give a crap about this mission since they hired Insane Clown Posse to be our science team"
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(491)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mack trucks may not be able to stop on a dime but they have no problems whatsoever stopping on 50 Cent
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(136)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
HBO gives George Bush's severed head a facelift on Game of Thrones, the terrorists have won
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(181)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Sorkinisms: epic editing job showcasing recycled dialogue and recurring themes. I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to
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(98)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kelly Preston threw caution to the wind last night and kissed John Travolta full on the lips. It seems likely she gargled afterward ... and quite possibly vomited. #PDAfraud w/pics
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(88)
 
(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
How movie theaters SHOULD be laid out. Mountain Dew/popcorn sludge seems strangely appetizing
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(119)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Jena Malone play Johanna in Catching Fire? Is she the one the one for the film? Johanna, is she the one the one to play her?
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(48)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Battleship director reveals that the reason the film struggled was down to The Avengers. Not down to, er, Battleship not being very good
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(52)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
11 year old Willow Smith says her tongue piercing is just a fake, you pervos. Also, earf
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing like a Doctor Who actor love triangle, 'cuz a Doctor Who actor love triangle ain't over until the hitmen are hired
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TV shows that were taken from us too early
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(371)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man sues rock band Placebo because they used his image on their album cover in 1996 which caused him to be bullied and ruin his life. Talk about a bitter pill to swallow
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(77)
 


Mon June 25, 2012
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Director talks about upcoming dark noir Muppet movie. "It is full-on R. There is swearing, there's sex, violence, murder"
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(68)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Asylum of the Daleks
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(67)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is acting more like Dick than Liz on set of new Lifetime movie
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(93)
 
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Kenny Chesney look-a-like kicked out of Kenny Chesney concert
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(84)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Cute kittens re-create classic album covers
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(59)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson will play himself on Californication. There has got to be an easier way to get a tan
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Octomom Nadya Suleman is now dating a carrot
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(77)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline, courtesy of TMZ. "Jenna Jameson Charged with DUI After Slamming Pole"
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(45)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Members of INXS hanging with new lead singer
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(29)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten signs you're in an Aaron Sorkin production
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(94)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten nerdiest myths Mythbusters busted
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(113)
 

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