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Sun June 24, 2012
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Brave may not supplant Cars 2 as the worst film Pixar has yet made, but it clearly qualifies as the most disappointing"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soulja Boy feeling "super, man" after car accident
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Answer: This game show host suffered a heart attack over the weekend. Question: Who is Alex Trebek?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How low-budget movie studios "draft" major studios, by quickly producing cheap ripoffs of hit movies that look so similar, consumers rent the wrong DVD
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson tweeted her first Weight Watchers progress shot. We're not sure if it was a before or after image.... bad camera angle. #00 w/pic
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving dinner comes early this year, as SHMHC brings you infernal torment by a band from Turkey
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter unable to slay an animated redhead and zoo animals as Brave is #1 at the box office with $66.5 million and Madagascar 3 takes #2
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Excellent: Keanu Reeves directing a kung fu movie. Most Excellent: He's built a new camera to revolutionize the fight scene (w/ video evidence)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Chunk from The Goonies and that one really dorky kid on The Wonder Years? A fate much worse than you could imagine
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Billy Joel rumored to be writing a new song called "Vindication At Last"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR's favorite music of the year (so far)
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(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Banking crisis has unexpected upside as Barbra Streisand struggles to raise funds for new movie
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elle Macpherson's children don't want to be seen in public with her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beyonce buys Jay-Z a $40 million plane for Father's Day which sounds impressive until you realize it's just the rich people's equivalent of a tie
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who would you put on the Mount Rushmore of comedy?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio's new Victoria's Secret model girlfriend is OMG I WILL BE IN MY BUNK (w/pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After a dye job, Emma Watson has a biatchen pink frise (Photos)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
50 genuinely creepy horror movies. Bonus: No slide show
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Brown and Rihanna are reportedly dating again. Why? Beats me
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Sat June 23, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The best and worst TV reboots of all time. Was Star Trek:TNG truly a reboot?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Black Keys sue Pizza Hut after the company used their song, eliminating whatever indie cred the band had
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Damn Yankees composer Richard Adler dead at the age of 90. Subby is really sad because he liked that song "High Enough"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Barbarella to be rebooted as a TV series. Of course, since it's going to be a TV show, they'll have to take away the only two reasons anyone wanted to see Barbarella in the first place
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen to play the President in upcoming movie, proving we didn't learn our lesson about what happens when coked up sons follow their fathers into the Oval Office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You mean Lincoln DIDN'T really kill vampires?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The wailing and gnashing of teeth you heard coming from basement bedrooms across the country earlier today was generated by the news that Kate Upton wants smaller breasts
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Authors who hated the movie versions of their books
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(io9)
 
 
 
Walt Disney, 1930: "Why don't you do a continuity of Mickey trying to commit suicide? I think you could get a lot of funny stuff out of that"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
First artwork from "Calvin & Hobbes" creator Bill Watterson in 16 years. You know damn well you want to click on this link
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Fri June 22, 2012
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What if R-Rated movies were told as children's books? Here's your answer
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Steve Carrell's 'Seeking a Friend for the End of the World' is an apocalyptic dream come true. +1 for Patton Oswalt orgy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Paul and Storm video for their new song, "Write Like The Wind" which begs George R.R. Martin to get off his ass and write the rest of the damn series
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A Gene Simmons-themed VW bug? A Gene Simmons-themed VW Bug
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Clayton, GA residents squeal with delight as the town hosts the inaugural Chattooga River Festival to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the movie "Deliverance"
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(IFC)
 
 
 
Don Draper. Rapping about Taxi. You're welcome (sponsored link)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is without a doubt the best film we are ever likely to see on the subject....It's also a more entertaining movie than I remotely expected. Yes, Reader, I went expecting to sneer"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince William get $14 million as a 30th birthday present. That most have been one HUGE card
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The search has been called off for John Connor. If only there was some other way to find him
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
108 answers to Lost's supposedly unanswered question. "How Damon Lindelof keeps getting work" surprisingly absent
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(Short List)
 
 
 
So it turns out dating Kim Kardashian is now only the second stupidest thing Kanye West will ever do
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New documentary depicts the owners of the largest mansion in America. Money can't buy class
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Author who accused John Travolta of gay spa relations sues the actor for tarnishing his reputation
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Barry Sonnenfeld to adapt classic DC Comics team for the big screen. No, not that one or that one or that one either
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
McDonald's UK unveils Mad Men-inspired employee uniforms, featuring muted polo shirts, pencil skirts, and skinny ties. No more baseball caps, because they're too American and connote "sport and petrol pump attendants"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty-three best starships from TV and movies. Nothing beats the Starship Defiant. Nothing
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Thu June 21, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's sex tape was directed by Kris Jenner, claims Kris Humphries, who alleges his mother-in-law was very professional in shooting it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
HBO's new series "The Newsroom": part weepy post-orgasmic liberal fantasy, part Ally McBeal, all stupid
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(WTAM)
 
 
 
How much would you pay for a POS van with Kurt Cobain graffiti on it? Yeah, neither would we
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan said that Robin had no place in his Batman trilogy. He never said anything about Dick Grayson and Nightwing
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(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat, Doctor Who and Sherlock writer extraordinaire, admits he's too superstitious to actually write down plots
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Katy Perry plans to start her own record label, but hasn't yet decided on a name. Let's help her out
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The new Dredd trailer is here to whelm you in slo-mo
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher is suing the DMV. Sometimes you have to root for no one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A two-time Pultizer winner examines 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian compares herself to the Virgin Mary, since becoming rich and famous without talent or ability is nothing short of a miracle
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Jurassic Park IV is trudging forward and will be written by the team responsible for Rise of the Planet of the Apes
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(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Curry blamed for Today's dump
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Turns out, Jim Carrey isn't as dumb as we all thought
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Veteran horror/sci-fi actor Richard Lynch dead at age 76
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Queensryche prove it's never too late to have creative differences
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pixar's new film "Brave" perpetuates the stereotype of the fiery redhead, or so says this smoldering, irrepressible hellion whose coppery tresses, like her temper, blaze with the heat of her wild, untamed passion
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
An AT-AT built for two
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sesame Street coming to the big screen, brought to you by the number 3 and the letter D
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brian Wilson says no real Rhonda inspired "Help Me, Rhonda;" there's no Santa Claus, either
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Wed June 20, 2012
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde was stung by a swarm of jellyfish and no one offered to pee on her? Chivalry is dead
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed over Bristol Palin's new Lifetime reality series, claiming that Lifetime violated a copyright held by people who created the show. Yes someone wants to take credit for it
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
Who is the highest paid "actress" right now? Okay, I'll give you a hint. Actress is in quotes
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: these seven hypothetical technological wonders seen in Futurama are almost a reality. Fortunately, the machine to get you to hear this in Professor Frink's voice is already here
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some great news for Andrew Ridgeley fans
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff: "I was just holding that cigarette for, uhm, my friend. Yeah, my friend"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Boooooldwin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victor Spinetti, that guy who acted in all the Beatles movies, has died at the age of 82
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Wheaton was 13 or 14 back when we started and when he said he was 40? All of us, that second, went like cod fish [with slack jaws]"
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
There goes the greatest stomach in the history of bikini modeling. Marisa Miller is pregnant
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Robocop director Paul Verhoeven to write and direct film about life of Jesus Christ, in which Mary was raped by a Roman soldier, he can't perform miracles, and was totally not expecting to die on a cross. I'd buy that for a dollar
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian voted hottest woman in the world - signifying almost everything that is wrong with Western society
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Tue June 19, 2012
(IFC)
 
 
 
Raging Bull II heads into production. That's entertainment?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Now Johnny Depp has even more free time to spend with Tim Burton
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(truTV)
 
 
 
"If you wanted to see Jason Vorhees come anywhere close to the body count that Abe Lincoln ran up during his four years as President, you'd have to wait until the release of Friday The 13th: Part 24,000"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New trailer for 'The Dark Knight Rises'. Shut up and take my money
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(The Daily Mash)
 
 
 
"Sexual subjugation is hugely arousing when practised with a devastatingly handsome multi-millionaire who buys you iPads and Audis, less so with someone who picks his toenails during CSI: Miami"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oprah interviews Kim Kardashian, who tells of being put on birth control at 14, and there's a picture of her at 14, and there's some other stuff, and then I blacked out. To sum up: You'd go to jail for it
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(Y100)
 
 
 
Oprah set to probe Rihanna. Gail inconsolable
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Legendary actress June Foray, iconic voice of Rocky the Flying Squirrel and hundreds of other cartoon characters, wins her first Emmy Award at age 94
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Mon June 18, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Marilyn Monroe didn't die naturally. She was killed by... The Comedian
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The ten "greatest" basslines in music
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures celebrates its 100th anniversary this year by pushing all its new movies to Year 101. Way to climb that mountain
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's ready for Fark headline is courtesy of NPR: "Fresh Air Weekend: Fermenting, Joan Rivers"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The antagonist in Alan Moore's latest League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic is a Harry Potter archetype who "shoots lightning bolts from his flaccid penis"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kendra Wilkinson retires from her only known job skill
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
Watch out, we've got a badass over here: former TV writer punches a 4.5 lb poodle in the face, because he was "angry with it"
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
The Bieber bros hit the red carpet last night in Canada in a scene that looked for all the world like a ventriloquist and his sidekick
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(wfja)
 
 
 
We loved him when he was 64, but today he's 70
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Katy Perry wears a nude bodysuit to the ... oh, it doesn't matter where (sfw)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Strip club threatens to sue Octomom for not taking off her clothes. Surprisingly large number of people come to her defense
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Adam Levine, on a one man quest for total media saturation, will jump Keira Knightley's bones on the big screen as his next feat of derring-do
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian appeared to be going for the squoob look when she showed up in public wearing a dodgy green frock. Yeah, I have no idea what that means either
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dr. Conrad Murray says that jail is a prescription for death
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart's rants on Mitt Romney's wealth might feel a little less hollow if he didn't make $41k a day and use shelters to avoid paying taxes on his $3.5 million houses
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston says there could be a Breaking Bad movie, because the fans are addicted to the show and will want more
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Two weeks after becoming a father, Jack Osbourne diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The demise to one of the most hilarious TV stalwarts, the "doltish dad." Thank God we still have Modern Family's Phil Dunphy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The record set by Michael Jackson with Thriller may get broken by someone named David Guetta
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