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Sun June 03, 2012
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jason Alexander calls cricket a "gay game," forgets to add "not that there's anything wrong with that"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, season two of Game of Thrones comes to a close. Who will live? Who will die? Who will bare their breasts? It's your official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. The fun begins at 9 p.m. ET
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell to team up in a film of such epic suckage, the resulting shockwave will blow out the outermost layers of Jack Black
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Car hits building made famous by "Clerks." It wasn't even supposed to be there today
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Snow White and the Huntsman is the #1 film in the US, earning more than $55 million, meaning we can expect more performances from the expressionless Kristen Stewart
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For Sunday Heavy Metal House Call's Glory, here is Ptahil, with a very heavy song. See you in the thread
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(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Hey Hollywood - stop complaining about piracy when you give away entire movies before the main feature
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Top 5 answers are on the board: "Name some woman Richard Dawson will kiss inappropriately in heaven." BUZZ "Barbara Bush?" *Silence* GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fifty great guitar riffs from the early 90's
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(YouTube)
 
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Get out your Vox Continental organ and celebrate the 45th anniversary of the US release of "Light My Fire"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Collective of Portland cellists entertain local hipsters by using their cellos to play hip-hop anthems. "Some tracks, like 50 Cent's In Da Club, contain hooks, bridges, and other parts too complicated or mismatched for classical"
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Sat June 02, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Avengers is now the third-biggest movie of all time, earning $1.331 billion and knocking Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 to 4th place
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Mrs. Landingham is dead. For real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Garbage's Shirley Manson stops concert to kick out a guy in the front row who was hitting a woman. Why yes, he is from New Jersey (video)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dick Beals, known as the voice of Gumby and many other animated characters dies at the age of 85, reports say he'll be rolled up into a ball and buried in his original container
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(ok magazine)
 
 
 
Teen Mom show will go out "with a bang" in its final season. Wait, isn't that how the show came about in the first place?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After 7 seasons, Andy Samberg's comedy routines will no longer be on SNL. First time ever that 'Andy Samberg' and 'comedy' are used in the same sentence
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Over the past 50 years, pop tunes are getting sadder and slower. Songwriters still upset that no one ever found out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because John Edwards was threatening to steal his World's Biggest Douchebag crown from him, Axl Rose is banning anyone from showing up to one of his shows with a Slash t-shirt
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Fri June 01, 2012
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten most quotable films for geeks that aren't Star Wars films. Yeah, that's on here at #1, of course
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
"Chivalry isn't dead, you stupid biatch" and 50 other funniest tweets of all time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 38th birthday, Alanis Morissette
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Screenwriter hired for Leprechaun reboot, which might again star Jennifer Aniston, as she's not doing too much right now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The kid who played the little brother on Small Wonder is broke and homeless, claims a stripper conned him out of all his money. Looks like he should have stuck with robot women
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Green Lantern updates Facebook status from 'single' to 'it's complicated'
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(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Diehard fan of celebrity chef Guy Fieri gets his hero's bewhiskered, mugging visage tattooed onto his leg. Surprisingly, he has a girlfriend
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Margaret Cho says she doesn't want a "retard baby". Subby presumes that means she will keep her future children away from her stand-up, and any airings of All American Girl
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Sure looks like twin mogul Ashley Olsen is rocking a baby bump. At the very least she is guilty of impersonating the Amish. w/pics
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FARK's favorite Ukranian-born actress regains the weight she lost in Black Swan: "It went to completely different areas". Thousands of men fail to see the problem
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger called on to mediate Peruvian mining dispute. In other news, Henry Kissinger will be touring with Keith Richards this summer
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
History of that lame 90s Batman villain that Christopher Nolan chose as his final antagonist
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber walks into glass. This is not a repeat from 2010
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(Sly Oyster)
 
 
 
Give Anthony Bourdain the Nobel Peace Prize for brokering a truce between Omar and Marlo over lake trout
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse; former Friends writer hired to be Whitney show runner. It's like the Reese's peanut butter cup of crap
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler buys world's fastest street legal car. Well, at least something about Steven Tyler is finally street legal
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Prepare the Hallucinogenics as there will be a Fraggle Rock Movie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can stop telling your kids how much better everything was back in the day. They're putting the guns back in E.T... we need an 'about damn time' tag
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Thu May 31, 2012
(IGN)
 
 
 
Iron Patriot Armor is a go for Iron Man 3. Oh, yeah, something about Mandarin being the villain too, but THAT ARMOR
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Little factoid, Tom Cruise is now as old as Wilford Brimley was when he made "Cocoon." Diabeetusnetics
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The new Bourne Legacy trailer is here, AKA Hawkeye Loses His Bow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you call a TV Network cancelling one stupid reality show based on a Z-list celebrity before it begins? A good start
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
New Tom Cruise movie "One Shot" gets retitled to "Jack Reacher." Cruise said to be excited for the sequel, "Jack Reacher Round 2"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel says that marrying Justin Timberlake "won't change anything", except the wildest out of reach fantasy of every male in America
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Drake and billionaire oil man T. Boone Pickens are this generation's Abbott and Costello
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
You may or may not have noticed these trends, but these are The 4 Most Baffling Trends in Old-Timey Album Covers, including the hatred of furniture
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
We have to attack Kate. We have to attack
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
George Lucas says he's retiring, once he's finished all his obligations. Hopefully, that included apology letters to anyone who has seen the prequels
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley pulls personal Michael Jackson letter from auction, possibly because he reveals her pet name for him was Turd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Christian Bale says he's going to miss wearing the Batman suit now that they're done professionally
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New biography sheds light on Christian Bale, and here are fourteen things you didn't know about emo Batman, including how he almost starred in Titanic and once dated Drew Barrymore
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
After a brief spurt of hotness Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to wearing granny pants
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Censors in China cut "offensive" portrayals of Chinese out of Men In Black 3. Just wait until those damn alien censors see it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey taking on edgier roles, may even wear a shirt
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Hef has welcomed his runaway bride back to the mansion a year after she dumped his 86-year-old ass at the altar. All is apparently forgiven ... or forgotten. #pennilessinpurgatory
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cheryl Hines goes public as Robert Kennedy Jr's girlfriend. Pretty, pretty, pretty, good
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seven famous musicians who stole some of their biggest hits. Difficulty: they consider Green Day to be "famous" and "musicians"
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Wed May 30, 2012
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
William Peter Blatty exercises rumors that his seminal horror novel The Exorcist will become a ten-part mini-series, because let's face it, nothing will top the film
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
History Channel's Hatfields & McCoys sets record for cable viewership. How can this be? It's just a show about a famous part of America's past... There are no truckers on ice or pawn shops or anything... it's just... history
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Further proving that she's just a misunderstood sweetheart, January Jones says she "ran out of the room screaming" when she first saw herself in the "Mad Men" fat suit that plumped her all the way up to about a size eight
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Formerly uber-hot Fiona Apple releases new album, completes Edward Scissorhands transformation. (PIC)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kathy Lee Gifford asks Martin Short how his dead wife is doing. (w/ video)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dominic Monaghan: "Matthew Fox beats women. No, really. Matthew Fox beats women... it's very difficult to sue someone for speaking the truth"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Mario Batali left Iron Chef due to an abundance of 'Skinny Little Actresses'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
'Brentwood Jews': TV Producers Not Laughing at 'Family Guy' Emmy Mailer
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
What's On Ricky Gervais' iPod? Coldplay, Apparently
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain leaves Travel Channel for CNN where he will presumably investigate the food and culture of missing white girls
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Miserable Anne Hathaway gets head shaved and sings. Enjoy
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer criticizes Fifty Shades of Grey, says it's not her thing because it's poorly written romance
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Gordon f***ing Ramsay injured in a f***ing celebrity football game, carried off the field on a f***ing stretcher (w/video)
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(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
The Top Ten most ridiculous movie posters at Cannes. Oh come on, who wouldn't want to see "Lesbian Vampire Warriors"?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
This exists: 3 Stooges story books. "Moe lowered his hand. Still watching it, Curly bent over. When he did, Moe kicked him in the pants. Curly flew across the room and got his head stuck in a goldfish bowl." Meh. Better than the movie
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(IFC)
 
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IFC unveils new game show "Bunk". Sure, it's no Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced into Weight-Loss Programs, but it'll do (sponsored link)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jaguar would like you to know that despite what you saw on the last episode of "Mad Men", they do not ask ad agencies to have hot employees bang sleazy, fat dealers to get their business
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg says Khan is not in the new Star Trek movie no matter what the internet says. "I think people just want to have a scoop"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Iconic television producer and founder of TMZ, Jim Patore dies of apparent heart attack at 58. Dr. Conrad Murray wanted for questioning
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ween calls it quits
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Legendary folk musician Doc Watson dies at age 89. Goodnight pickin' man
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Arsenio Hall may get his own syndicated talk show. WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
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Tue May 29, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
10 TV episodes that changed television
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Fox entertainment issues DMCA take down because the SF chronicle infringes on the movie The Chronicle. You really can't make this up
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Author shows examples of 50fps video to get everyone set for the Lord of the Rings sequel coming out in December
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elvis Presley's crypt is for sale. Yes, it still smells like peanut butter, bacon and back sweat
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Mon May 28, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fortunately, it looks as if we'll all be spared a Melissa Rivers porno
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(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Cynthia Nixon marries Danny Bonaduce
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An interview with Bill Paxton, who discusses all his roles, from Lake Placid to Independence Day
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(io9)
 
 
 
10 perfectly logical reasons Superman's a dick
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The best British album of the past 60 years, according to Brits? Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
♫ Butterfly in the sky ♫ Insurance rates go high ♫ Take my pride ♫ And hit my ride ♫ A rear-end rainbow ♫
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Upcoming CBGB movie is assembling a pretty cool cast. Bonus: Estelle Costanza
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Lifetime developing a new series based on Clarice Starling who they're planning to turn into a victim of rape, incest and cyber-bullying
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you are beaten up by Justin Bieber and admit to it, doesn't that make you the world's biggest marshmallow?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott is such a sci-fi badass he was scheduled to design the Daleks but he was busy that week
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
For this Memorial Day, 10 classic films to remind you that war is hell
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 68th birthday to Billy Vera and thanks for the best slow dance song ever
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, takeout is considered especially tasty. In New York City, the detectives who investigate these dishes are members of an elite squad known as the Special Tasters Unit. These are their stories. *DOINK DOINK*
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Will Men In Black 3's worldwide box office success lead to Ghostbusters 3 after all?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Former member of LFO spends his free time hanging outside of abortion clinics, either praying or taking pictures of women who visit and Tweeting about it
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