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Sun April 29, 2012
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Going for a drive? Listen to these 25 songs as you embark on your journey
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(183)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever found yourself wishing that Dee Snider would release an album of Broadway show tunes, it looks like May 8 might be your lucky day
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(18)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
New Prometheus trailer is full of monsters. I'm not saying they're Aliens
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(181)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Neil Gaiman)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman talks to Stephen King about why he wrote a sequel to The Shining, whether he'll rewrite The Dark Tower to remove himself, and other authory stuff
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(94)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Comfy, Cee Lo?
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(58)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Avengers has already grossed $178 million overseas. Guess the whole world wants to see Captain America throw his mighty shield
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(119)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's time for the updated Fall TV death watch. Spiffy: Fringe gets a final season
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(150)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan will receive the nation's highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom, for his contributions to the arts as both a singer and songwriter. Smart move, President Obama
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(95)
 
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
Butch Vig says Kurt Cobain's solo album was "all in his head." But not for long
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Savannah Sampson says she does it all for her son, but if her 10-year old finds pictures and videos of what she does, she'd be mortified. Hey, he's 10 with internet access, how long do you think it will last
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Sat April 28, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof, whose daughters include Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches, and Little Pixie, complains about his grandson's unusual name
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Zoe Saldana reveals that her favorite sex position is "being on my knees". In related news, Subby now entering one-handed GIS mode
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(98)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC pulls its newest sitcom. No, not that one. Or that one. Something called Best Friends Forever
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(81)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi is remaking Poltergeist. This news will make you want to go into the light
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(73)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Take that, Ryan Gosling. McDreamy played the hero himself by pulling an injured teen from a flipped car
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bob Jones University kicks out student for watching Glee. In other news, enrollment of Farkers at BJU explodes
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(87)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 100 best songs of the 1980s. Amazingly, they pull off the #1 choice
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(269)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Last recorded public trumpet recording of Louis Armstrong discovered, making it an even more wonderful world for his fans (w/video)
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
TV guest star arrives late, doesn't know lines, looks disinterested, forces producers to hurriedly hire a body double. Yes... it's just another day with Lindsay Lohan on the set of Glee
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(51)
 


Fri April 27, 2012
(IFC)
 
 
 
A new "Kick Ass" movie? That's...err, kick ass
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(113)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney adapting Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book
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(40)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone updates its Top 500 albums list, succeeds in remaining irrelevant to people who actually enjoy music
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(154)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hyman Strachman, an 92 year old World War II veteran, is one of the United States most prolific movie pirates, sending free copies of recent new release movies to our troops overseas
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(184)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 most perfectly timed animal photos you will see all day (bonus: not a slideshow)
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(133)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Back in the day, a stoned projectionist could allow a film to get jammed and melt in front of the bulb. Nowadays, he can accidentally delete an entire film, even if it's at a vital press screening of "The Avengers"
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Samuel L. Jackson became his own muthafarkin' genre
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(57)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
14 daunting books that every man should read. Subby has read less than zero of these
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(303)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Team behind Tupac hologram consider a Bieber/Elvis duo. In other news, entire state of Tennessee being powered by spinning grave
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(52)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fox renews Fringe for a fifth and final season to wrap up its storylines. How wonderful
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(112)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Forgotten couples of the '90s
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(193)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch explains how he won his Star Trek role by beaming an audition to J.J. Abrams's ready room from Gloucestershire
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(57)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The number one radio station in Los Angeles, entertainment capital of the world, is... Pandora. Tag is for Clear Channel
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(67)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Your first look at Quentin Tarantino's new film, which will be long on violence and short on everything else
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(108)
 


Thu April 26, 2012
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Morrissey reportedly passes on eating his testicles
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stephanie Seymour discovers the science behind camera flashes and sheer black material (Not safe for work)
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(125)
 
(NPR)
 
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"I am not playing House today, so I am dressed as an Englishman and speaking as an Englishman. I'm wearing a bowler hat and carrying a furled umbrella"
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(52)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart takes on the phenomenon of "Bronies". Whoever wins, we lose
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(386)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Tara Reid worried that reports about her partying are affecting her career, surprising many who were unaware that Tara Reid still had a career
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wrestling fans have secretly been waiting for this for years. It's finally happened. You know it brother. It's pics from Hulkasextapemania
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(119)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eighteen classic movies that would never get made today because they aren't politically correct. Yes, Blazing Saddles is on here
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(281)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Cute Hipster Chick replaces Cute Hipster Chick for the role of Cute Hipster Chick in Spike Jonze's new film about a dude who falls in love with Siri
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(65)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
So it's come to this: Lifetime has optioned a Nancy Grace novel and has tapped Jennie Garth to star
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(33)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Science fiction is coming back to TV on the unlikeliest channel: Syfy
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(180)
 
(Time Out NY Kids)
 
 
 
Suck it, childless hipsters: here's the 25 best bands for kids and (aside from TMBG) you haven't heard of a one of them. Hang your bedhead in shame, nonbreeder
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(115)
 


Wed April 25, 2012
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Frankenstein is making a comeback in a big way. It's alive
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(41)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ten bizarre alien Jedi from the Star Wars universe. Yes, the Ewok Jedi was as useless as you'd expect
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(89)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Fifteen comic book TV shows that didn't take off. The only one that would have been great was Locke and Key
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(78)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The premiere of the CW's "The L.A. Complex" literally got the worst ratings in the history of history
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: British boyband involved in chlamydia scare. Fark: Koala chlamydia
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(33)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Al Pacino injures eye while filming new movie. SAY 'HELLO' TO THE BAD EYE
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(33)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell gives Lindsay Lohan some lip. I can't fap to this
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(35)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New service allows movie-goers to tell cinemas what films they want to watch, signaling the beginning of the end for Jennifer Aniston's film career
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(53)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
E Network executives caught in bed with pricey whores
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(27)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
These guys took in a concert doubleheader with Creed and Nickelback, so we don't have to
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(196)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Damon Albarn says his comments about Blur and Gorillaz were taken out of context; the bands are not finished, just in a state of flux
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Octomom's house now looking like every other home with 14 kids and no parental income
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(93)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Six more Alan Moore projects DC can exploit
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(51)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mom kicked out of Legoland for naked Tinkerbell tattoo. Kinky
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Townhouse used as location for Sarah Jessica Parker's residence in Sex and the City sells to anonymous buyer. Rent to remain stable
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(15)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Saxophonist for "The Killers" found dead
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(31)
 
(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
The 5 best actors who were in the worst movies. Yes, half of them are video game movies
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(226)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Separate ways, but no longer worlds apart: Journey, Steve Perry reunion could happen on farewell tour
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(23)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson screens ten minutes of The Hobbit. Fans say it looks good. Almost *too* good
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden serves up a couple of winners during her latest attempt at beach volleyball
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(117)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Scrubs" actor has filed for divorce. No, not that one. No, not that one either, or that one, or that one. Or even that one. Hey, who the hell is this guy?
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(53)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jakob Dylan sets new Wallflowers album for September. Welcome back, 1996, we missed you
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(43)
 


Tue April 24, 2012
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Unreleased track featuring Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes will be made available to mark the 10-year anniversary of her death. In related news, Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes died 10 years ago
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(53)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Katie Price ditches hair extensions. UNBEWEAVABLE
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(41)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Ex-Real Housewives Star's husband ejaculated on her back during child birth, Urban Dictionary welcomes a new entry
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(115)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears sells home for $4.2 million. LEAVE BRITNEY A LOAN
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(14)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Me, sexy? I'm often in pool of vomit"
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(64)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The small sovereign nation of Ryan Seacrest grows by another $30 million
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(20)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flying Burrito Brothers bassist Chris Ethridge dead at 65. He will be topped with refried beans, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, and salsa, wrapped in a giant flour tortilla
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(27)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor unable to perform due to mental illness. This is not a repeat from 1990, 1992
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(41)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How the internet banded together to destroy a successful Korean rapper
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(186)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Writer of "Star Trek: The Next Generation's" best episode talks about why he's releasing the sequel online. Pick up your space flute and play along
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(241)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
"Game of Thrones" has a kid problem. And it's not just you wanting to punch Joffrey
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(333)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Artwork and character designs for Before Watchmen have surfaced, and they just look great, though artwise it's hard to top Dave Gibson. Storywise, though, it won't be a problem
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good morning, class. Today we are going to review the complete history of The Simpsons' dissing the Fox network, even though we can all agree than the disses after season 12 weren't as good
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(22)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. will have a sitcom on CBS. That's good. It will star something called "Ashley Tisdale". That's bad
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Megan Fox pregnant. The infestation of the Toe Thumbs is upon us
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(37)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 8 most suяяeal moments in film. Fish
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(89)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes writer recalculates Smaug's net worth after enduring onslaught of enraged nerds
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(57)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Former chief of NBC Entertainment discovers that having to watch TV with the 20+ minutes of commercials the networks foist on us per hour really, really sucks
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(99)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn Star Lucy Lee arrested after hard plowing and blowing twice the legal limit. Wait, there's a limit? Is it 74? In a row?
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(93)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alfonso Ribeiro heads up a Carlton Dance flash mob. That is unusual
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(39)
 


Mon April 23, 2012
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica: "We'd love to play Glastonbury." Glastonbury:
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(125)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
BBC Cancels their Downton Abbey rip-off, Upstairs, Downstairs
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(42)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
"The Avengers" is tracking 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. HULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH ARTHOUSE CRITICS
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(88)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson loves chicken wings. More on this story as details come in
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Prostate surgery... acute urinary retention... heart attack..." "Things that are serious, things that doctors oversee, THINGS THAT APPEAR ON DICK CLARK'S DEATH CERTIFICATE"
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Noah Wyle follows in George Clooney's footsteps. This is not a repeat from 1997
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Still not a method actor
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(12)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The Stanley Kubrick 'The Shining' documentary, 'Room 237' will be released to confuse us all
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(51)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Forest Whitaker adopts elementary school as part of a new NEA project
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(19)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best snare drum intros. Who knew there was just more than Zeppelin's Rock & Roll?
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(130)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Flaming Lips + Ke$ha = Bohemian Rhapsody. Bonus: "She can sing her ass off"
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(71)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
"Tori Spelling" and "close up" are two things I never want to experience together again
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Aquabats now have a Saturday morning kids show. Subby is going to watch the shiat out of this
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gotye did not care for Glee's cover of one of his songs, begging the questions, who the hell is Gotye and why is Glee still on the air?
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(97)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp reveals why Tonto's hair is a bird
source: insidemovies.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 

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