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Sun April 15, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Professor McGonagall is leaving Downton Abbey after series three, will undoubtedly look for a place that knows how to spell Downtown
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(54)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mass Effect 3 "...provoked a bigger fan reaction than any other videogame's conclusion in history." Only EA would advertise this
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(225)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Which fictional character shares your birthday?
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(372)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Hunger Games is #1 for the 4th week in a row and passes $500 million global while The The Stooges takes #2 and Whedon's long-shelved horror comedy takes $3
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(168)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"When the band members came forward to speak, there were no specific references to Rose, but the musicians did use their allusions"
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(129)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
State of California finds Pamela Anderson to be as proficient at managing her finances as you'd expect should would be
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 


Sat April 14, 2012
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Movie analyst urges studios to join real world, stop charging same ticket price for every movie, whether it's sparkly vampire crapfest, brainless action crapfest, or sensitive Oscar-bait crapfest
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(95)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Battleship has taken in $58 million at the international box office, meaning more and more foreigners assume Americans like what Michael Bay does
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(110)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
So, Pulp opened up Coachella and did their usual awesome job, and--oh, let's just cut to the chase: here's their entire performance
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(38)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Prince forced to pay $4 million to cosmetics company for failing to promote their products. That's a lot of raspberry berets
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(26)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The producers of The Walking Dead reflect on a very different season two and what we can expect from season three. "We wanted to kill Herschel, but it wouldn't have done anything for us"
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(150)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's our winner for Most Appropriate Use of the Obvious Tag
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lots of baby girls born this year will probably live to Rue the name their parents give them in a fit of "Hunger Games" fandom
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(131)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Robin Gibb barely ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh staying alive
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just when Alison Brie couldn't get any hotter she does
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(73)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
5 of Tom Petty's guitars to go on sale on eBay in 3...2
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(31)
 
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Coolest pictures of patterns in snow you'll see today
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How dare the TSA question Shah Rukh Khan. Don't they know who I am?
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(50)
 
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Former child stars, fed up with his homophobia, join together to form Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron, or CCOKC. Basically they think Kirk is a DDIKC. (And yes, she grew up to be hot. Oooh, her too)
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(249)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Worried about Roe v. Wade getting overturned, Sarah Silverman went and got a quick aborsh. (w/before and after pics)
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(63)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's episode of The Office broke a new series record
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Britney Spears will get $15 million to judge the talents of others on national television
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(38)
 


Fri April 13, 2012
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
On Aug. 16th, Rifftrax will broadcast a live riff of "Manos: The Hands Of Fate" from the Belcourt Theater in Nashville, TN to 500 theaters across the country. The master approves
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(72)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
ABC News makes an adorkable mistake while reporting on Zooey Deschanel's divorce
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(109)
 
(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon uses Avengers movie premiere to shoot the final scene of Avengers. Meta
source: filmschoolrejects.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Your first look inside the mythical wood shop belonging to the greatest man in the world, Ron Swanson
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(49)
 
(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley tops UK's "Young Rich List" of top-earning actresses, thanks largely to her starring role in "The Young and the Breastless"
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(94)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Catholics outraged at Kate Upton for being Kate Upton (Not safe for work pic)
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(188)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Emma Watson reveals a naughty lower back tattoo... and then some
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(150)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Your vapid flavor-of-the-month musical reality show is invalid, because today is Al Green's birthday
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(27)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
London Olympics ask The Who's manager if Keith Moon would be available to play during the ceremonies: "If they have a round table, some glasses and candles, we might contact him"
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(48)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
#aHole
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for 'Looper' has arrived from the future
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(125)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Matt Groening: "I never said Springfield [from 'The Simpsons'] was in Oregon; I said Springfield was the name of my sled"
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest threat to the moral well being of the Chinese people? Kate Winslet's 3D boobies
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(41)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
One good thing about Seth MacFarlane occupying so much of Fox's schedule? His Flintstones reboot has been delayed indefinitely
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(62)
 


Thu April 12, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman denies rumors he is marrying step-granddaughter. Claiming "reports of any pending marriage or romantic relationship to anyone are defamatory fabrications from the tabloid media designed to sell papers. Titty sprinkles"
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blazing Saddles actor and former NFL star Alex Karras sues the NFL claiming he has dementia, says he is only pawn in game of life
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(73)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Adding to the things Detroit can be proud of, they have just been named the biggest Nickelback market in the world
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(41)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson is NAKED under her clothes
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron honored with bust for his strong commitment to banana design
source: heraldtimesonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Sly Oyster)
 
 
 
A grammatical analysis of Steven Seagal movie titles. Because why not
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A collection of spoileriffic negative reviews of the long-delayed Cabin in the Woods. Again, SPOILERS. And hilarity
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(64)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The biggest sci-fi movie disappointments of the past 20 years
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(281)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten infamous showbiz urban legends debunked
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffet is to jazz what Warren Buffett is to... jazz
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man featured on the reality show "Millionaire Matchmaker" exposed as a professional con man, and judging by his mug-shot, some species of elf or woodsprite
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(34)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"The Holocaust is mostly horseshiat, and Hebes are a bunch of oven-dodging Jewboys who control America". Is that: a) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or b) David Duke, or c) Mel Gibson
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(155)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sabrina the Teenage Witch getting big-screen reboot with "edgier" origin story "in the vein of Spider-Man"
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(76)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bold & the Beautiful to lick the last TV taboo: lesbianism
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
An article that combines "Scarlett Johansson", "thumbs up", and "porn shop" is relevant to subby's interest
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(32)
 


Wed April 11, 2012
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Former child star Anna Chlumsky has grown up in a most satisfactory way and will star with Julia Louis-Dreyfus in a new HBO sitcom. (then and now pics)
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(103)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Axl Rose declines to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, eat Lean Cuisine
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(126)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Surprise Keith Urban gets a shocker at benefit. How is that even possible on a guy?
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(59)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Musician finds rare unreleased reel-to-reel tape of 1956 jazz concert featuring Ella Fitzgerald, Oscar Peterson, Dizzy Gillespie, the Modern Jazz Quartet and Stan Getz ... all on the same show
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(59)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Proof that marijuana does not make you funnier or more creative: James Belushi caught with a doobie by TSA
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(72)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A Shakespeare expert thinks the likes of Will.i.am and Jay Z are modern day Bards. "The man that hath no music in himself"
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(74)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If Pawn Stars hasn't jumped the shark yet, it's getting mighty close to the ramp
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(242)
 


Tue April 10, 2012
(Google)
 
 
 
Springfield, Ore
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(171)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Candidate for the most Grandma friendly story submitted to Fark: Tom Hanks will play Walt Disney in new film about the creation of Mary Poppins
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
4 minutes and 33 seconds of Nicolas Cage rendering your argument invalid by not saying a word
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(62)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ronnie Wood says The Rolling Stones will begin recording new material this month, assuming they can remember where the studio is
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(52)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Madonna's MDNA sets a new sales record
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(64)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
HBO renews Game of Thrones for Season 3. Hodor reacted to the news by saying "Hodor"
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(319)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Top 10 examples of white actors and musicians trying to rap...and failing miserably
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(144)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katy Perry: "I'm tired of being famous already"
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(103)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If Instagram is worth a billion dollars, then this Instagram photo of MC Hammer, Snoop and Tupac has to be worth at least a million bones
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(22)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Courtney Love has been trolling Gothamist readers for weeks, not only in writing columns but in the comments section as well, using an alias. No word what her Fark handle is
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(75)
 
(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert injured during Dancing with the Stars. Let's hope she doesn't get addicted to that sweet, sweet morphine drip
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(32)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Apparently in Iron Man 3, Iron Man will be battling Gandhi
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(83)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Melissa Etheridge's ex-girlfriend says she cannot live on a stipend of $23,000 a month because she's accustomed to a lavish lifestyle and deserves more in alimony, insists Etheridge bring her some water
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(72)
 
(Some Willis)
 
 
 
Joseph Gordon-Levitt made up to look like a young Bruce Willis looks weirder than the hairpiece they put on Bruce Willis whenever he's trying to play a young Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis
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(48)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Titanic is out of print on DVD and retailing for $50, which is apparently a nationwide crisis or something
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the first time since her divorce, Kim Kardashian does something almost worth media attention: wear a small bikini
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(101)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut leaves rehab after failed suicide attempt, career attempt
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(57)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ashley Judd's biatch slapping hand gets a full workout
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(143)
 


Mon April 09, 2012
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
An interview with Darwyn Cooke, the man who will make the Watchmen prequels better than the original story
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(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt: 'It's sexier not to show everything'. Millions of Farkers obviously not consulted
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(180)
 
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
The Dark Knight Rises gets obvious MPAA rating. Never rub another man's rhubarb (pic in link is NSFW)
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(165)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Girl from '16 & Pregnant' is happy to be pregnant with another paycheck despite losing her toddler to CPS
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(96)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hunger Games surpasses expectations and has now raked in $460 million worldwide, taking the #1 spot at the box office yet again. Meanwhile, American Reunion debuted strong, and people saw Titanic 3D for some reason
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(126)
 

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