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Sun April 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because it worked out so well for Emma Watson, Anne Hathaway chopped all her hair off
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(219)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The nine worst "action stars" of all time
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(202)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Thanks to an ironclad prenup, Ruben Studdard only has to give his ex-wife $12,000 and a 2006 BMW. Bonus: no alimony, and he gets the engagement ring back
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(129)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tick tick, tick tick, tick tick, tick tick, tick tick, tick tick, tick ti
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(182)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris was almost in Friends. Fortunately, he passed on the offer and managed to have a stellar career instead, unlike the three guys in Friends
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(153)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas teen to become first American to graduate from the Bolshoi Ballet Academy
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dubliners tenor-banjo master Barney McKenna dies at 72 while drinking...tea. See what happens when we Irishmen lay off the sauce?
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(22)
 


Sat April 07, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey is dating Axl Rose. Nothing good can come of this
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(100)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Hunger Games closes in on the $300 million mark - chances of a Hungry, Hungry Hippos adaptation called 'The Original Hunger Games' getting higher every day
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Andy Kaufman battled Jerry "The King" Lawler and even today it is still real to the author dammit. Given all the ruses, the Letterman episode and performance art involved, subby has no clue which tab this goes to
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(116)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's already time for late-'90s nostalgia to hit pop culture. The Dude still abides
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sign no. 47 the Mayans were right about 2012: the mainstream media discovers and praises Brony social club in D.C
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
100 Funniest Movies to See Before You Die
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(237)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Playboy bunny Sheridyn Fisher is in a photoshoot. That's good. The photoshoot is for PETA. That's bad. She's wearing a bikini made out of lettuce. That's good. The lettuce contains E-Coli bacteria. That's bad
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
For those of you who guessed "HICKEY" in yesterdays game of "HICKEY OR PSORIASIS" Kim Kardashian edition, congratulations. You know how to spot 'em
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Latest musical artist to be blamed for a teenager's murderous rampage: Ozzy. No just kidding, Gotye
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(62)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good: You get a job as an extra in a huge Hollywood action movie. Better: While simultaneously getting paid time off from work for your bad back. Bad: Your boss likes huge Hollywood action movies too
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing encapsulates Easter better than Courtney Stodden wearing stripper shoes, bunny ears and carrying a basket of eggs
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(119)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When PETA targets Kanye West, it's hard to know who to cheer for
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(76)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Brea king Bad
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(77)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis wants to share his Idaho ski hill with everyone by donating it to a non-profit. "Come out to the slopes, we'll get together, have a few laughs"
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(28)
 


Fri April 06, 2012
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Matt Damon casting extras for film described as 'anti-fracking blockbuster'
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New high-end restaurant is designed to feel like being on board a plane -- because when you think 'fine dining experience', eating on a plane is the first thing that pops into your head
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(26)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What Drew does with your $5 a month
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle gives his first interview in 5 years
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(123)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Friday Photo Fun from the guys at TSG. Match the criminal with the crime. Sadly, contestant number 4 is probably the no brainer of the lot. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(13)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's time to play America's favorite game, "HICKEY OR PSORIASIS?" This week's featured subject? Kim Kardashian
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(24)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes arrested for DUI. "What the Fark happened to her?" celebrity mugshot trifecta in play
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(113)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
William, Shatner, is, a, cyborg, and, other, William, Shatner, myths, and, conspiracy, theories
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Bully" gets a rating change to PG-13. F*ck yeah
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder postpones his solo tour after ukulele-related nerve damage
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
X-Files writer wants to believe there will be a third movie
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(62)
 
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Because neither Gotham City nor Quahog have a Walk Of Fame, Adam West settles for Hollywood's: "He taught me right from wrong, good versus evil, and most significantly, the importance of driving a really cool car"
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(30)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley to get its own reality TV show. Network execs promise the intrigue of writing source code during the day and the excitement of playing video games at night
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood runs out of old television shows to rip-off, turns to Bob Dylan albums
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(57)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A brief history of Chevy Chase pissing off everyone around him
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(154)
 


Thu April 05, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
For only $1.4 mill, you can own District 12 from The Hunger Games
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(44)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America will return to throw his mighty shield on 3 April 2014
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Remember Shadowrun? Elves, Matrix, cyberware, pink mohawks and big guns? It's back as a PC/tablet game from the guy who invented it. If you love SR, kick in a few bucks to make this happen
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(176)
 
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"On a show that features adultery, random affairs of every sexual variety and pill-popping, calling someone flawed for being a Republican would be laughable if it weren't for the pedigrees of the creators"
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three SNL cast members who obviously have never watched a Chevy Chase movie will quit to pursue film careers
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Humorless scold tells us why Seth MacFarlane's new movie "Ted" isn't any good
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(104)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
HBO creates new series based on This American Life segment. Owen Wilson involved
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(28)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to looking hotter than ever. Not a repeat from 2008, 2009, 2010 or 2011
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama appeared on Tuesday night's episode of "The Biggest Loser." Apparently to point at contestants and shout FATTY FATTY
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In what could be the biggest train wreck for 2012, Kardashians release big ass family music video
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(50)
 
(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Toddlers and Tiaras star forgets her routine. Her mother's response, " Seeing her blow it is like blowing the World Series." So, she's like the Atlanta Braves of Toddlers and Tiaras?
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(55)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Colbert Report wins Peabody award for super PAC segments. You can't explain that
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jim Marshall finally makes it to 11
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(101)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gary Sinese injured in car crash. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston's final autopsy report released. I'm not saying it was cocaine, but it was cocaine
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(84)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just when you thought we'd reached the nadir of Adam Sandler films, a sequel to Grown-Ups is in the works, and the human alpaca that is Taylor Lautner will be in the cast
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(60)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In news that would have welcomed in 1993, The Cult announce a massive North American tour
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(107)
 


Wed April 04, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
That one actor that's in everything, no not him the other one, in intensive care after suffering a head injury during a fall
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(88)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
James Bond's martini (1962-2012)
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(142)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fox network's 25th anniversary special to reunite casts from some classic Fox shows. Click over here to complain that {obscure, terrible show} is missing
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(133)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
This headline featuring "Jennifer Aniston" and "oral" really didn't deliver what it promised
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(30)
 
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
And the most shocking celebrity revelation of 2012 is... Ashley Olsen's retirement from acting to pursue cocaine full-time
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(71)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Madonna experiences ecstasy as her new album goes to #1
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's erroneous troll headline that requires no editing: "Mad Men is better than Game of Thrones"
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(195)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Presenting 21 people who had no idea that the movie Titanic was based on a real event. And shockingly, none of them are named Palin or Simpson
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(148)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In this week's edition of IS IT RACIST, Burger King pulls a commercial featuring Mary J. Blige rapping about chicken
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(330)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You want more Ryan Seacrest? Ryan Seacrest continues his Ryan Seacrest Overexposed Tour by joining NBC's primetime coverage of summer Olympics from London. Ryan Seacrest
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(33)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Is 'the Machete order' the best way to watch the Star Wars movies? And do you think George would approve?
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(124)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Justified" executive producer Graham Yost teases the upcoming season finale. That's better than teasing an angry Raylan Givens, I suppose (spoilers)
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(86)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The first clip Marvel released for The Avengers features a jiggly Scarlett Johansson in a low-cut dress. Well played, Marvel
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(215)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Community creator Dan Harmon apologizes...for playing Chevy Chase's voicemail
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling just saved a woman's life, presumably while playing piano, searing a perfect piece of tuna, and without moving a single hair out of its perfect place
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boy George finally gets a answer to the question "Do you really want to hurt me?"
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(22)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Finally, a band that really could be the next Beatles
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(133)
 


Tue April 03, 2012
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Paula Deen bashes Bourdain's cruelty toward her condition, admires Kristin Wiig's impression of her on SNL and announces she'd like to host show herself
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(179)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Head Todd does a blues cover of LMFAO "Sexy and I Know It" Fark: and it's awesome
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to wed 28-year old. Hilaria ensues
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(75)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Karl Lagerfeld apologizes for calling Adele fat, sends her several large purses and a gift card to Old Country Buffet to make amends
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's new movie "Rock of Ages," is worse than Hitler, Pol Pot, and Stalin combined. It's an affront to everything good in life
source: justjared.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(155)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Eagles to receive doctorate degrees. All band members give two week notice to manager at 7-Eleven
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Underground Vietnamese restaurant on Sunset Boulevard has industrial decor and all the hipster trimmings, including bartender who wears World Dodgeball Society T-shirt and asks if your food is "pho-bulous"
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
WWE Superstar Randy Orton flushed from the cast of the upcoming Marine flick thanks to his discharge
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why do the Razzie Awards refuse to not give Razzies to movies right-wing bloggers don't want them to give Razzies to?
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(146)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
After many long weeks of battles and major upsets, io9's national championship match for 'worst sci-fi movie ever' comes down to final two films
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(87)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to write a tell-all book about the making of "Animal House," son
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We're approaching peak vagina on television". I really need to re-evaluate my cable channel packaging
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hah Hahahahahhhahha ...*breath* ... Hahahahahahahhhaha
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(361)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler prepping a remake of the Mark Harmon classic Summer School
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(89)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The twenty best songs written for movies
source: pastemagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh lookie, it's Lara Flynn B..OMGWTF???
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 


Mon April 02, 2012
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
At the Community wrap party, creator Dan Harmon delivered a "f*ck you, Chevy Chase" speech and encouraged the entire crew to say "f*ck you" to Chevy Chase. Needless to say, Chevy Chase isn't very pleased about this
source: warmingglow.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(205)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage is every Avenger. You argument never even existed
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson informs James Cameron that Rose would not have seen that particular star field floating on a door after Titanic's sinking. Cameron changes it to Tyson's specifications for the 3D rerelease
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones once created a jingle for Rice Krispies
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
After Wrath of the Titans sank and Twins 2 was announced, here's another just confirmed sequel you didn't even know you didn't want
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(72)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
"Weird Al" Yankovic says the amount he's been paid for changing song lyrics so that they're about food is $5 million less than he should have been paid. And of course he's right; Asinine tag is for Sony
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow has been in New York City for a week. Let's see how he's doing
source: theonion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not News: Artist recreates Sgt Pepper's cover for 2012. Cool: The artist who did the original cover
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Look for Angry Birds: The Animated Series to hit computers, pads, and TVs by next fall
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mmmmmichaellll Jjj. Fffffoxxx ddddddoesn'tttt 'ggggivee aa ddddamnnnn' iifff hhheee ssshakessss iiinn ffffronttt oooff pppppeopleee
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(56)
 
(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler pulls off a sweep of the Razzies, including both worst actor and worst actress
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joanna Krupa, named sexiest swimsuit model in the world, playing beach volleyball in Miami. Your prayers have been answered
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Child killings, incestuous colonies and poor casting decisions all make for a controversial start to the new season of "Game of Thrones"
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(216)
 
(New York Review of Books)
 
 
 
A: He was a charming, immature, and fearless adventurer. Psychiatrists named a Syndrome for him about slackers like The Dude, but his pedophile creator named him for a god. He inspired Michael Jackson, and he's usually played by women
source: nybooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and Clay Aiken don't understand Penn Jillette. And Penn is okay with that. Vissa d'arte
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(65)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the remake of Total Recall is here. Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel in a brawl? Yes please
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(149)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Gary Busey plays a pro-wrestling vampire who raps about eating spider webs...so it's autobiographical?
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher will play Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 

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