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Sun March 18, 2012
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Who will live? Who will die? Will they finally get off the godawful farm and actually do something? It's your Walking Dead season 2 finale discussion thread. The brain-chomping action starts at 8PM Central on AMC
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The evolution of the biggest publishing and film franchise since Harry Potter, The Hunger Games
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(193)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Imogen Thomas in a bikini pics. Need I say more?
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(113)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The other fifth Beatle plans a rare concert, talks about his daughters (both not too shabby), and still has time to teach. All at the age of 91
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(47)
 
(YouTube)
 
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So, you thought the idea of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sounded awful? The newest trailer might change your mind
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan attempts the old "low cut dress to distract from botched facial plastic surgery" trick
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(98)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
♪ My Sweet Hoard ♪
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(14)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"21 Jump Street is better than you think"
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(128)
 


Sat March 17, 2012
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Is Montreal the new Brooklyn, music-wise?
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(55)
 
(YouTube)
 
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Nat King Cole born this day in 1919. Even today, a unique voice which was unforgettable
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(41)
 
(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Epic new trailer for Prometheus. No, that doesn't look like Alien at all
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(307)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If you guessed 5 weeks before "The Bodyguard" comes back to movie theaters, come down, grab some popcorn and claim your aisle seat
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the Angelina/Lady Gaga soccer team wars have
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(40)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Someone has unearthed footage of Adele singing at age 16
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(29)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Why did Bronson Pinchot quit Hollywood to work on houses? Don't be ridiculous
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(66)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Psychedelic "Batman Live" stage show finally coming to America. Get your glowsticks, there's gonna be a Bat-Rave
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(35)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After 40 years, Jimmy Page's lost soundtrack album will finally be released on CD
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(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert finally bows to blogosphere pressure, pans a Nicolas Cage movie. "Attempting to find something to praise, I am reduced to this: Cage's performance is not boring"
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(36)
 


Fri March 16, 2012
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Ice Cube comments on that special bond between Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill: "White men love bromances, man. They are very into it. God bless 'em"
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(77)
 
(The Citizen)
 
 
 
I said, SIGN LANGUAGE MAKES HEAVY METAL MUSIC SOUND BETTER
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(29)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga earns $30 million a year from Twitter. Take a moment to let that sink in
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(40)
 
(UGO)
 
 
 
The most evil regimes in fiction. Yes, the United Provinces from "Death Race 2000" are included
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(69)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Tara Reid basically says, "Hey, at least I'm not Lindsay Lohan." She makes a good point
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(38)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" boss Glen Mazzara teases Sunday's season finale. Oh, yes, there will be blood (possible spoilers)
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(114)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
*There's* the Jennifer Aniston we know and... well, the Jennifer Aniston we know, anyway
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snooki: "I'm so excited to be a MILF"
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(115)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Josie DeCarlo, the inspiration for Josie and the Pussycats, has no more lives left
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
In the upcoming Avengers movie, Hawkeye is the Worst. Archer. Ever
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(196)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones postpone 2012 Steel Wheelchair Tour
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(32)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The ten best concert films of all time
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(211)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Skateboarder Ryan Sheckler brought a female acquaintance back to his Vegas hotel room. While he snoozed, she helped herself to $100K in parting gifts
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gallagher in medically-induced coma following heart attack; now knows what the audience experiences during an actual Gallagher performance
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What do you do if a cute topless sunbather approaches you on the beach. If you're the recently married Paul McCartney, you just let it be. (sfw)
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KISS and Motley Crue to tour together in 2012. Potential tour sponsors include Viagra, Geritol, Metamucil, and the all new Buick Regal, available in white and offering optional checkered hat
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon says it's almost time for a Dr. Horrible sequel, as soon as Bad Horse is available
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(103)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
WWE gets into the movie business. First up: a "Leprechaun" reboot. It's still real to me dammit
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(82)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sin City 2 is finally happening
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(77)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
J.Bro?
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Despite the still-fresh scars of the Mike Myers version, Hollywood is going ahead with A Cat in the Hat reboot
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(38)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Home Alone 5 is happening. Aggghhhh
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(73)
 


Thu March 15, 2012
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen gives keynote speech to young musicians at SXSW. Lesson 1: begin all your songs with a 7 minute monologue about growing up with a dad who didn't understand you or your dreams then scream HUH-WUN TOO THEEE FAAWWWW
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(69)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
TLC to air show about woman who drinks her own urine through her mouth, nose, and eyes. Talk about yellow journalism
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(126)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
First trailer for DARK SHADOWS; pure unadulterated horror, and not in a good way
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(144)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Michael Madsen cleared of child cruelty allegations on the condition that he gets a decent haircut
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(22)
 
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Birthplace of chain-smoking womanizing American icon to be restored. Hey-oh
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New trailer for The Avengers direct from Japan. Two words: Helicarrier lift-off
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(159)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
James Franco will do anything. Even a telenovela soap opera on Nick at Nite
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton's latest TV commercial featuring "an erect nipple" banned from US television. Ratings-starved HBO immediately offers to develop it into a six week mini-series
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(203)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Russell Brand's arrest
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(79)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five lessons in leadership from James T. Kirk. A good hairpiece strangely absent
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What's worse than a Gallagher set? His heart
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(79)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
I think this is proof that our national obsession with putting everything into a bracket and determining what's best has gone too far. The Weather Channel asks, "What's the best weather song of all time?"
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(108)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Russell Brand grabbed a paparazzi's iPhone and threw it through an office window because c) it was a tribute to Steve Jobs
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(43)
 


Wed March 14, 2012
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HBO sends Luck to the glue factory after third horse death
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(112)
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Hollywood scrapes through bottom of the barrel as Garbage Pail Kids II enters planning stage
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And, lo, the lamb opened the seventh seal and saw that Snooki wants Pauly D to DJ the birth of her child in the delivery room
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(68)
 
(Sly Oyster)
 
 
 
Back in 1994, unknown film director gives unknown talk show host a great interview and preview of his unknown movie
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(145)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan finds her next big hit
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(78)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The six most terrifying implications of the Harry Potter universe
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(145)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens riding scooters... in bikinis
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(146)
 
(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark
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(61)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Why Hollywood finally needs to make a Lovecraft movie. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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(131)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A decade after everyone else, Malawi gets tired of Madonna
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ninety years ago this month a Russian scientist and inventor was summoned to meet Lenin. It was the start of an incredible journey that laid the foundations for modern electronic music, from the Beach Boys to Pink Floyd
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, she does have a new movie coming out, why do you ask?
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Another Doobie smoked
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paramount announces plans to ruin this Christmas and next Christmas
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(37)
 
(Bleeding Cool)
 
 
 
Three Words: Muppet film noir. Yes, it's actually by Henson Studios
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(50)
 


Tue March 13, 2012
(Wired)
 
 
 
After 30 years, They Might Be Giants simply are
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(85)
 
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
"The Muppets raped Kurt Cobain" - another gem from Courtney Love
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(103)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Unemployed Man vs Wild
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(164)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson washes ashore on Jay Leno to announce she's not having twins
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
American Idol finalist stretches long notes, phrasing, the truth
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(26)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO's Game Change has given HBO their largest original movie audience in eight years
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(131)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fake news beats out Fox news
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(63)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Leave the gun." "Take the cannoli.''
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(38)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The ten best "yacht rock" songs
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(80)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It must be cool to be Robert Downey Jr. International playboy, movie star, anonymous commenter on horrifying blind-item entertainment news. Wait, what?
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
And the latest person to call TLC's reality show "Toddlers and Tiaras" disturbing and bizarre? Jon Benet Ramsey's dad, yes THAT Jon Benet Ramsey
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Community's new Law & Order-inspired intro. You better believe that it's streets ahead
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The science behind why celebrity marriages fail
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Urban Dictionary gives a new meaning to JK Rowling
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(10)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian rubs two brain cells together and seizures a response to Jon Hamm: "We're all working hard and we all have to respect one another." Prostitutes everywhere unite in solidarity
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(67)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The Dark Tower returns from the dead, Friendo
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you team Katniss or team Peeta? Hunger Games tracking to have bigger opening weekend than that one about the angsty emo vampires
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(233)
 


Mon March 12, 2012
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart takes issue with Fark's sarcastic headline about Raquel Welch. "You never saw Welch go down on some guy or bent over a bed in a degrading moment of loveless sex"
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(151)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara will give us two reasons to watch Saturday Night Live on April 7th
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges to co-write book of Zen teachings. Lebowski fans everywhere abide
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking's "Big Bang Theory" cameo to air April 5, forever hence to be known as the Nerdiest Night Ever
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(142)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
From the 'what-if' files: Here's the script for the untitled Gary Coleman/Emmanuel Lewis buddy-pic that was going to be produced by Michael Bay
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(52)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria dumped Penelope Cruz's brother . . . *daydreams about world's sexiest catfight* . . . You're not just gonna sit back and take that, are you Penelope?
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(32)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
The argument for Disney doing a Walt Disney biopic is beautifully summed up in this fake movie poster. C'mon Disney, do it... it's the perfect Oscar bait
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(89)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The reality TV phenomenon has officially jumped the shark now that Hollywood may develop a show about a seven-year-old boy with leukemia looking for a bone-marrow donor
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(46)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Noted marine biologist Ke$ha speaks out against the Canadian seal hunt
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(53)
 
(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Joe Perry and Steven Tyler 60 Minutes interview fallout: Jaded, Crying, Same old song and dance
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(46)
 
(Y100)
 
 
 
Heather Morris's phone hacked; nude pics end up online. GLEEgiddy
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(137)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Oh, that's nice. Disney licensed a princess-themed dipping candy with pictures of the different OH GREAT CHRIST
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(157)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Marie Osmond pulls a Fergie
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And amongst the people, a great cry has gone up, for the carpet matcheth not the drapes
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember that outie-lipped hottie from the first "Mission: Impossible" movie? Well she's been turned into Joan Rivers
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(83)
 

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