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Sun March 11, 2012
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher, ordained wedding minister: "I now pronounce you married; you may remove your earplugs now"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Turns out, all Mars would have needed to triumph was the Lorax, at least according to box office receipts. And no one wants to see an Eddie Murphy movie anymore
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
JK Rowling is no longer a billionaire. Can you say, "Harry Potter sequel?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What the hell happened to Axl Rose's face? (w/pics)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's your complete guide to the 2012 television pilots. Unfortunately, by the time you are finished reading most will already be cancelled
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
Raquel Welch complains about today's sex-crazed culture, because it's not like she's only famous for being a scantily clad cavegirl or anything like that
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In this edition of Strange Collaborations in Media, we give you John Mellencamp and Stephen King, whose musical, Ghost Brothers of Darkland County, debuts next month
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Sat March 10, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon swears there's no Skrulls or Kree in The Avengers. "They have a big life of their own that just could not be contained in a film where I already had seven movie stars"
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(Team Coco)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's advertisers maybe be deserting him at a record pace, but he's actually signed on a few new ones, like Adelson's Slut Plugs™
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another 'Oh yeah, THAT guy' actor dead at 94
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Madsen arrested, and from the photo, it looks like after a scuffle with his bros outside the Viper Room
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Strangest slideshow of people with tattoos of their favorite celebrities, including one dumbass who has Roseanne Barr on his chest
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twenty-six instances where the book was better than the movie. Watchmen isn't on the list, presumably because the movie was just as good as the book
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"John Carter" on track to make as much money this weekend as an episode of Diff'rent Strokes cost to make back in the 80's
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck's hair is a bird. Your argument is invalid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Noted '70s TV star to be laid to final rest
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(TVShowsOnDVD)
 
 
 
Got about 450 hours to kill? The entirety of Dark Shadows is being released in a single DVD set later this year. Of course, by the time you finish watching it, you'll probably be able to pass as Barnaby Jones yourself
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Fri March 09, 2012
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I ride a horse now, horses are cool
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(Gallerist NY)
 
 
 
That Maybach from the Otis video sold at auction for less than a few big-faced Rollies and Margiela jackets
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Aside from his Italian food expertise, Mario Batali is also good at cooking the books
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Davy Jones liked to hang out in Beaver town. Hell, who doesn't?
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Fred Armisen's greatest impression is "that of a normal person"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Coolio's son goes on a fantastic voyage. Side slide slippity slides to jail
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
So how are movies faring, right after the Oscars where we celebrate the best of the artform? Of the top 10 movies at the box office this week, all 10 have a "rotten" score on Rotten Tomatoes
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(940 WINZ)
 
 
 
Phillip Phillips recovering recovering from from kidney kidney stones stones
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why does Comedy Central refuse to not give shows to comedians right-wing bloggers don't want them to give shows to?
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(Letters of Note)
 
 
 
After publication of the Hobbit, German publishers asked J. R. R. Tolkien if he had any Jewish blood. Tolkien, of course, writes a letter telling them to go pound sand
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
86 year-old Dyke marries 40 year-old girlfriend
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wes Anderson's 'Moonrise Kingdom' to debut at Cannes. Come for the Ed Norton, Bruce Willis and Bill Murray, stay for the Tilda Swinton, Harvey Keitel and Frances McDormand
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
James Ellis of The Trammps dead at 74. He spent his last remaining years in a nursing home
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gerard Depardieu reveals friendship with Fidel Castro based on common fondness for eating. (w/ less than flattering pic)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Much like a dying, bloated whale crashing onto a sandy shore to bask in the sun during its final moments of life, only to be stared at by horrified onlookers, Britney Spears will be heading to the judge's table on X-Factor
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Gay country singer Chely Wright opens center for teens who are questioning their own sexuality. In related news, there's a gay country singer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Matt Groening: I could easily fill up my entire life just working on Futurama
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(Collider)
 
 
 
"Reno 911" creators to make movie based on real-life theft of Superman comic from Nicolas Cage. Your argument is invalid
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Shatner travels the galaxy to meet his fellow starship captains. Of course he meets Bakula on a horse
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Critic says Eddie Murphy's latest movie is a "career killer," setting the stage for Beverly Hills Cop 4 and Trading Places 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly does his best to get NBC's "Parenthood" renewed for another season
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Next Top Model winner dropped by agency for being a fattie (w/ Not safe for work fattie pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp thinks Tonto should have a bird on his head. Your argument is invalid
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Thu March 08, 2012
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Condemning gays is free speech (crocoduck). Condemning someone who condemns gays is a First Amendment violation (banana)
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Today in lazy but obvious Hollywood movie ideas: Katy Perry. In 3D
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Fox's failed attempt at Jurassic Park to be revived by InGen, er Netflix
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hopeful to dispel the 'butch' rumors that have been going around, Bieber decides shows off her snake, Johnson
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Reality 'Teen Mom' Amber Portwood will have to explain to the judge why she was suddenly unable to pee on demand when she's been practicing her craft successfully for months
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
James Cameron looks to set deep dive record, recover DiCaprio's body
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Yeah, pretty much: 10 Actors We Wish Were More Talented Than They Are
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bisexual female characters are TV's hot new thing. In other news, TV just got AWESOME
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Awesome two-minute trailer for NBC's Community. Returns March 15th
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Aaron Sorkin will deliver commencement speech at Syracuse University this Spring. The speech will be delivered during a walking tour through campus hallways and include a lengthy aside about a Gilbert and Sullivan musical
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Stallone explains his long-standing feud with Arnie: "I took this bouquet of flowers and threw it on him like, 'It's on, pal'"
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Chunky reality TV star finds out she's pregnant during all-day drinking binge. Difficulty - not Snooki
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
The Nielsen folks are wondering what Steven Tyler was smoking last night when he told one contestant she just made 40 million people cry. In his dreams ... (vid)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant Snooki learns three new words: Fetal alcohol syndrome
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The fifteen nerdiest Saturday Night Live skits. Say what you will, but Love Boat: The Next Generation starring Captain Jean-Luc Picard could have worked
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Angelina's desire to have her own child army helped Billy Bob figure out she was batshiat crazy and that he needed to run for the hills
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
WNBC admits it had at least five million reasons not to rehire Sue Simmons
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston's will leaves all assets to Bobbi Kristina. Legal experts hope it's not all in vein
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(io9)
 
 
 
What if The Hunt For Red October had a werewolf in it? "Reverify our range to target, Vasily. One fang only, please"
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
If it makes you feel any better about your own appearance, both Kim Kardashian and Nicole Kidman are going bald
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Wed March 07, 2012
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Topher Grace edited the 'Star Wars' prequels into one 85-Minute movie and it is probably the best possible edit of the prequels given the footage released and available
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Morrissey...let it go, man. Just let it go
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Vagina bedazzler and preemptive wedding ring picker Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't sure why men don't hit on her
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Challenge: Keep your nipples from getting rock hard. Difficulty: Watch this new Game of Thrones trailer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seven wacky celebrity diets and weight-loss tricks .... Ummm, did anyone really believe that's 'grapefruit oil' Carmen Electra is sniffing?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brazilian late-night shows are a far sight better than their American counterparts: Exhibit A
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
Latest cover of Elle magazine features a nude pregnant Jessica Simpson. In related news, airbrushing supplies are on backorder due to nationwide shortage
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
There is a new sex tape floating around, and you will never guess which hot celebrity is featured in it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Monkees will not attend Davy Jones' funeral. Yoko relieved
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago is not large enough to hold Rosie O'Donnell
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top 10 weird fantasy histories
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Captain Jack Harkness lands in 1895, this fall on ABC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Melvins are selling their van, which features artwork by Kurt Cobain on the side. I CALL SHOTGUN
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Parks & Rec films two season finales to throw everyone off the scent of whether or not Leslie Knope wins the election
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Madonna, 53, considering marriage proposal from 24 year old boyfriend. Tells close friends that marriage is an easier process than just trying to adopt him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley (H-ot) drives another man to drink and act irrationally. Also, her newest ex-husband is mad at her too
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf talks about turning down American Idol, getting teased as a child for his weight, and why the country is going to hell
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Something called a Kreayshawn has revealed that it is bisexual. Presumably in order to help inform you about said Kreayshawn
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Tue March 06, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
In a world ... in which movie trailers are narrated only by baritones ... can a new voice find success? Especially if that voice belongs to *record scratch* a woman?
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(The 814 Times)
 
 
 
The third part of a movie series that started in the 1980s is just about ready to get filmed. No, not that one, the other one
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel uses the pull out method with Rush Limbaugh
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Because the media still isn't tired of crucifying Kirk Cameron, Alan Thicke and Tracey Gold speak out in reaction to Cameron's idiotic comments about homosexuality
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Upton designs her own swimsuit line and models them, barely
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Casablanca" to open in 450 U.S. movie theaters. This is not a repeat from 1942
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
♪ ♫"He's a dead guy after all, who wrote Disney songs, after all. He's a dead guy after all, he's a dead, dead guy" ♪ ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut hospitalized after drug overdose. Much to the great shock of ... well, nobody
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
12 extremely depressing facts about popular music. Number 12 should be number 1
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Berkley is so excited to announce that she is pregnant. So I guess she stopped taking her pills
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Adele fears her English country mansion is haunted. This sounds an awful lot like the time Scooby and the gang helped Mama Cass out of that haunted candy factory mess
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Animal House is coming to Broadway. Worse: it will feature music by the Barenaked Ladies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pfft. As if we needed yet another reason to hate Apple
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Someone at Fox invented a time machine and warned their past selves how shiatty Terra Nova was
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(Malaysian Insider)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus: "I've converted to atheism." Atheists: "no, thank you"
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Mon March 05, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in the forest and crushes an emo band's singer, does anyone care?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Researchers say some movies may increase binge drinking -- certainly anything with Adam Sandler in it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nick Cannon : "Lupus attacking my kidneys". Dr. House seen shaking head, facepalming in disagreement
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Weller says he thinks he's an alcoholic, which might explain his willingness to do Robocop 2
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Put on your best knees: "Manos" to be re-riffed by Rifftrax
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron has the opinion on gay marriage that you thought he did
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boy reports $120,000 jewelry theft. Which just goes to prove that it's always better in the long run to waste the money on hookers and blow and avoid future problems like this
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Christina Hendricks confirms her phone was hacked, denies that the boobs being attributed to her are actually hers. I guess we should have known... those boobs were nowhere near anyone's knees
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tupac's mom 'ECSTATIC' about new Broadway Musical destined to drain what little is left of her dead son's street cred
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