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Sun March 04, 2012
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The biggest film debut of 2012 is now The Lorax, which has raked in $70 million in three days
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jake Lloyd says he will never act again after his role in The Phantom Menace, just like subby is never going to sleep with a supermodel again
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
KISS miniature golf course opens in Las Vegas. Gene Simmons: "The 18th hole is in my tongue"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's disastrous SNL performance gets unanimous thumbs down from all media outlets. "This may be the first time Lindsay Lohan had trouble doing lines"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt strips down to bra and panties to promote .... oh forget it, how about those Knicks?
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(YouTube)
 
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First Grammy Awards announced this day in 1959. "Tequila" wins R&B performance, leaving lasting impression on 7-year-old Pee-wee Herman
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(Some BlabberMouth)
 
 
 
Guitarist Ronnie Montrose dead at 64 from prostate cancer
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff takes the "Germans love me"-thing a bit too far
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rap concert breaks out at shooting
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Sat March 03, 2012
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Dave Gahan confirms Depeche Mode will begin recording a new album at the end of the month
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if Storage Wars wasn't ridiculous enough, now we're getting a show with people buying lost airline suitcases
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(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
How accurate are Antique Roadshow appraisals? Let's just say it pays to get another opinion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson to do naked something something something
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The coolest way to make 500 bucks disapparate you'll see today
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(BBC)
 
 
 
John Cusack is on board for Con Air 2
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(io9)
 
 
 
This no-budget science fiction short looks better than most movies
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Anchorman 2 might be dead, but Stepbrothers 2 is going to start filming this year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's new look is her breast one yet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While the "music" part continues to elude her, Avril Lavigne gets the "video" part down pat
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Fri March 02, 2012
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus quotes Laurence Krauss on Twitter, her fans skip the "startdust" part and go directly to the "forget Jesus" past with obvious results
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Hey, it's Gates McFadden's birthday. WESLEY
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman to receive rare double-star on on Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
16 and Pregnant "star" arrested for stealing pregnancy test. FARK: and using it before she left the store
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After his untimely death, the future of Breitbart's media empire is unclear, leading to fears that the nation could suffer a critical shortage of political and pop-culture commentary from d-list celebrities and the clinically insane
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(Vacationlanders)
 
 
 
"No power. No services. No Internet. No law." The Unorganized Territories of Maine, c. 2015-2016
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Welcome to 1977" the Sex Pistols release an expanded version of their only studio album
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Chinese kung-fu actress killed by her husband. If only she had some way to defend herself
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Thu March 01, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You say "grimly depressing, glumly unfunny teensploitation comedy about an epic all-night party that devolves into anarchy" like it's a bad thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cast of The Sopranos talks about the series. James Gandolfini: "When I first saw the ending, I said, 'What the f***.'"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix continues trying to tell consumers what they want, rather than asking them
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Simpsons grow up, in the form of 35 greeting cards. Bonus: Lisa has an "experimental" phase in college
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The trailer for Piranha 3DD is here, and it might just be the greatest movie ever because Gary Busey bites the heads off the vicious biting fish
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Demonstrating just how low the bar is set these days, Noel Gallagher declared 'Godlike Genius"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Wilmer Valderrama has a new notch in his bedpost: Minka Kelly. Your move, John Mayer. May I suggest Miss [insert Eastern Bloc country here]?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 Movies of 2012 to get excited about (which aren't named Dark Knight Rises or Avengers)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Davy Jones' passing raises a surprising question: What ever happened to the Monkeemobile?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's family photo album from the 1970's up for auction. Fans can now remember a simpler time when the singer was still innocent, black
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(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Top 10 silent films to watch after 'The Artist'
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(Chron)
 
 
 
When you're rowing your cockboat through a sea of fine ass, you don't care if people think you're gay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archie Comics to homophobes: Fark you
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(io9)
 
 
 
NBC can parody a show, but if you try to do a parody of a parody, that's a suing, and a regeneration
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Wed February 29, 2012
(Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins)
 
 
 
Ten bands that changed singers ... and won
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg travels to a galaxy far, far away
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
A new Avengers trailer has been assembled
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(io9)
 
 
 
New Gorillaz with Andre 3000? Yes please
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So it's just Ringo now
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
It's confirmed; Bill Murray is not participating in Ghostbusters 3
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bourdain rips Paula Deen again, noting he smoked on his own show but "wasn't selling any farking cigarettes. And when I found a spot on my farking lung, I didn't wait 3 years so I could get a deal selling the patch"
source: seattlepi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Martina Navratilova to join celebrity cast of DWTS, immediately begins practice to avoid foot faults
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Foundry Music)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth slams new artists; Compares Van Halen to "Watching 'Dragnet' on your iPad"
source: foundrymusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 50 "Most Explosive Choruses" in music, topped by Oasis, Kings of Leon, and The Killers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you have ever wanted to see an opera based on the little mermaid and set in a brothel, well now you can
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Happy 220th birthday Gioachino Rossini. The greatest composer you've never heard of
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan tells Today Show that she is sober and won't let anyone down. News to the left, death pool to the right
 
(Sly Oyster)
 
 
 
Peter Weyland, of Weyland-Yutani fame, delivers aTED Talk in 2023. It's chest-burstingly good
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Even though he turned down trying out for the role of the Eleventh Doctor, Benedict Cumberbatch may still appear on Doctor Who... as the Master
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Snooki's pregnant. Lovecraft quotes, Farnsworth images to the right
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Olsen is the favorite to play the female lead in Spike Lee's Oldboy remake
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
The Melvins announce the release of two new albums by the end of the year
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Tue February 28, 2012
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hey... HEY-- over here-- it's me, Kim Kardashian. Look. LOOK. I've got no makeup on and I'm wearing only a sports bra. LOOK. Dear God, just look
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Showing kids that music is fun never gets old
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Geordi LaForge talks about hanging out with various Enterprise crews these days, his Roots, and trying to resurrect Reading Rainbow. "I don't see the Voyager cast all that often"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
E.T. 2: Nocturnal Fears actually looked like a pretty cool idea, if you ask me
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures is suing to stop the publication of a Godfather prequel novel, claiming they want to protect the integrity and reputation of the franchise. Obviously, they forgot that they made Godfather 3
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(Geekosystem)
 
 
 
Remember the Cigarette Smoking man from X-Files? Turns out he is also pretty badass water skier
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The MPAA summarized as "less penis, more tits and violence"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
14 movies based on books where the author appeared in a cameo
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Five unanswered questions about The Avengers Super Bowl trailer. Sadly, none are "Will Scarlett Johansson be nude?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With House on its way out, Bones finally gets a good timeslot. Still no hope for Fringe
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Today in unnecessary remakes, "National Lampoon's Vacation"
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(TV Geek Army)
 
 
 
History Channel's latest "history" show: competition-based reality show Full Metal Jousting, where dudes with Southern twangs try to maim each other while wearing medieval-type garb
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oscar's wishful thinking. "Billy Crystal...seemed to be overseeing a cruise ship dinner show designed to appeal to the over-50 travel club. Early on, it hit the rocks and started to list. Almost everyone drowned"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
James Spader announces he's leaving The Office
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Lucy Liu to play Watson in Sherlock Holmes. Wait, What?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seventeen successful adaptations of "unadaptable" books. Still no Confederacy of Dunces
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(io9)
 
 
 
George Lucas doesn't approve every single piece of Star Wars merchandise; here are some rejected ideas that would actually be pretty cool. Who wouldn't want an inflatable replica of Emperor's throne?
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Mon February 27, 2012
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
By focussing on series arcs rather than individual episodes, today's acclaimed series frustrate the traditional once-a-week viewer
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Kate Upton for Carl's Jr...mother of God
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Berenstain Bears go to a funeral
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Artist's win is a tribute to Harvey Weinstein's tenacity, vision, attention whoring
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
For one night only: the combined sounds of the Detroit Symphony Orchestra and Kid Rock
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston wore a pair of Breaking Bad-themed Chuck Taylors to the Independent Spirit Awards, another reason the Independent Spirit Awards are so much better than the Oscars
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Who's locked in a $57,000 legal battle with his stalker ex-girlfriend? BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL Bill Nye, the Science Guy
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Me Tarzan, me no have permit. Tarzan have right to remain silent. Anything Tarzan say can be used against Tarzan
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest movie freakouts is the perfect cure for last night's Oscars. And in other news, Billy Crystal was actually a Comedybot 5000 controlled by Jay Leno (NSFW language)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
She Who Must Be Deceased
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(Time Out Chicago)
 
 
 
Mike, Bill, and Kevin very briefly emerge from the 43-foot-high pile of hookers and blow in RiffTrax HQ to talk about how a riff is made
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
With any luck, Jim Rash's Oscar win will be great news for Community
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The neuroscience of magic
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Recently discovered photos of Liz Taylor provide ample, firm, supple, nicely rounded evidence of why she drove so many men batshiat crazy
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
An Oscar slideshow with refreshingly GREAT captions
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Singer Charlotte Church receives 600,000 pounds ($951,000) in phone hacking settlement. That's both the headline and the article
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The complete list of Oscar wins by film. No word on when Republicans will express outrage for statues going to Iranian and French films
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(iVillage)
 
 
 
Those who thought they caught a flash of Jennifer Lopez's nipple through her sheer gown at the Oscars are a) extremely sad, lonely, people b) mistaken
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan wants SNL to joke about anything. *Seductively lowers sunglasses* ANYTHING
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Step 1: Record video of birds singing. Step 2: Upload video to YouTube. Step 3: Watch asshole music company claim copyright on your video. Welcome the the future of the internet, courtesy of Rumblefish
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Lucy Lawless's anti-drilling protest over already. Xena: weekend warrior princess
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ asks "Who'd you rather" again, this time Anna Faris versus Rose Byrne. Really, it's no contest; Byrne all the way
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Looks like it's back to rehab for Sean Young. Hey, maybe Hollywood will give her a call sometime. The number's still 911? All righty then
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen rubs his ash all over Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
First entry in next year's Academy Awards "In Memorium" segment
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