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Sun February 05, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Entertainment Weekly) Scary The worst Super Bowl halftimes ever (w/ mind-numbing video)  (popwatch.ew.com) (122)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing These 24 books have actually been published  (buzzfeed.com) (95)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Looks like Stella Hudgens has been taking attention whoring lessons from her big sister, Vanessa. She has learned well  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)
(BareFoot MusicNews) Video Monte Pittman on his Super Bowl Guitar, Like a Virgin, It's, practically, unplucked  (barefootmusicnews.com) (31)
(ABC) Scary LMFAOuch  (abcnews.go.com) (85)
(SlashFilm) Followup Great Scott, it looks like there's some more good news about that Back to the Future musical. Specifically, that it's not happening  (slashfilm.com) (31)


Sat February 04, 2012
(E! Online) Silly Joe Francis sends Madonna cease and desist letter concerning her "Girls Gone Wild" song. "Mr. Francis has worked tirelessly for an excess of two decades to build his brand and to protect his trademark Girls Gone Wild"  (eonline.com) (92)
(Starpulse) Obvious Offers are coming in for Lindsay Lohan's Venice home. Granted, they're coming in from the CDC and various hazmat teams, but still  (starpulse.com) (33)
(TMZ) Interesting Kris Kristofferson's son has been signed by WWE. If he's lucky, they'll put him in a storyline only half as bad as Convoy  (tmz.com) (80)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Researchers try to figure out exactly what makes a hit song, forget to factor in payola and the public's horrible taste in music  (chicagotribune.com) (77)
(Daily Mail) Fail Michael Cera tries to grow a mustache. With results that are pretty much just what you'd expect  (dailymail.co.uk) (94)
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing This is what 1980s Ferris thinks of 2012 Ferris' Honda Super Bowl commercial  (iheartchaos.com) (38)
(USA Today) Sad Jackie Treehorn is logjammin' in heaven now  (content.usatoday.com) (59)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting After seeing The Grey, Ebert walks out of the next film: "It was the first time I've ever walked out of a film because of the previous film. The way I was feeling in my gut, it just wouldn't have been fair to the next film"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (166)


Fri February 03, 2012
(People Magazine) Interesting Accio Jack  (people.com) (40)
(Variety) Sad Erotic filmmaker Zalman King dies at 69  (variety.com) (51)
(New York Magazine) Silly How to spot The X-Files in Breaking Bad, Homeland, and American Horror Story. I want to believe  (nymag.com) (38)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Queen chooses new Queen to be lead singer of Queen. Queen  (dailymail.co.uk) (78)
(Cracked) Cool Six of the biggest and most elaborate F*CK YOUs given to the music industry by musicians  (cracked.com) (83)
(Yahoo) Silly Willow Smith whipped her hair back and forth so many times that it fell out  (omg.yahoo.com) (24)
(Starpulse) Followup The demand to see the upcoming "Lovelace" movie with Amanda Seyfried has suddenly experienced shrinkage  (starpulse.com) (151)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The top 50 modern films made for under $10m each  (denofgeek.com) (144)
(vindy.com) Strange Alec Baldwin is getting scary good at impressions  (vindy.com) (37)
(Entertainment Weekly) Strange Suddenly, How I Met Your Mother has become the most-watched show on CBS. The network has no idea how this happened  (popwatch.ew.com) (176)
(BBC) Dumbass Black Sabbath drummer threatens to pull out of band's reunion unless they offer him respect, dignity, and a "signable contract". Guess he's never seen Spinal Tap  (bbc.co.uk) (29)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Mick Jagger's 16-year-old granddaughter says she's already found 'the one' and wants to get married (with "you'd hit it in two years" pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (72)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Did David Letterman destroy Late Night?  (popwatch.ew.com) (47)
(NYPost) Misc John Waters suing Marisa Tomei because her water broke  (nypost.com) (29)
(Fox Sports) Scary After Super Bowl sound check, Madonna now in great shape, ready to play on NY Giants' special teams  (msn.foxsports.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Amusing Danny Bonaduce and Barry Williams to star in new SyFy original movie. Surprisingly, it's not a movie about traveling back in time to when people would want to see Greg Brady and Danny Partridge  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (16)
(Onion AV Club) Fail The Munsters reboot is now too edgy to be called The Munsters  (avclub.com) (51)
(Rolling Stone) Spiffy The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I  (rollingstone.com) (75)
(Popoholic) Video Adriana Lima featured in an onslaught of Super Bowl 2012 commercials  (popoholic.com) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(G4TV) Weird Back to the Future heads to Broadway?  (g4tv.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Red-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Irish guy wins George Clooney lookalike contest, will be attending the Oscars. Pic of uncanny resemblance included  (videogum.com) (74)
(New York Daily News) Unlikely Newt Gingrich says Brad Pitt should play him in a movie, proving once and for all that Newt Gingrich is clinically insane  (nydailynews.com) (50)
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)
(The Superficial) PSA Brad Pitt gives soda to his children. More on this story as details come in  (thesuperficial.com) (43)
(TMZ) Obvious Boozehound Lindsay Lohan threatens to sue over boozehound story. Boozehound  (tmz.com) (30)
(Spinner) Asinine Don't expect to see Courtney Love on ASPCA commercials anytime soon  (spinner.com) (39)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting They've managed to make a trailer for The Phantom Menace that makes the film look even worse than it is. Check out the voiceover work on this one  (denofgeek.com) (148)
(Starpulse) Dumbass "Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it"  (starpulse.com) (101)
(Coming Soon) Spiffy Academy Award nominee John Hawkes + Elmore Leonard's "The Switch" = pure awesomeness  (comingsoon.net) (5)
(Onion AV Club) Stupid Screenplay of the Robocop remake to be written by the guy who wrote Gran Torino, contain nothing but racial slurs  (avclub.com) (52)
(Dlisted) Weird Love^2/1+Crack*Love=2*Newtons   (dlisted.com) (19)
(LA Observed) Spiffy Ed Wood's long lost TV pilot shown at Sundance. Imagine "The Big Bang Theory" with Tor Johnson  (laobserved.com) (20)
(Fox News) Followup Kelly Clarkson confirmed to sing the National Anthem at this year's Super Bowl. In long awaited reunion, Justin Guarini will sweep off the stage when Kelly is done  (foxnews.com) (45)
(Contact Music) Amusing Keira Knightley likes sex on her face  (contactmusic.com) (64)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing After tonight, don't expect Howard Stern to appear on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno ... ever (w/video)  (buzzfeed.com) (95)
(Deadline) Spiffy Russell Crowe may be floatin' round the world as Darren Aronofsky's Noah  (deadline.com) (54)
(Boomstick Comics) Cool A prequel to Jackie Brown is in our near future. Sam Jackson does not get eaten by a shark this time  (boomstickcomics.com) (59)
(New York Daily News) Amusing Former star of Home Improvement busted on drug possession charges. Nope, not him. Not him, either  (nydailynews.com) (82)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Sun) Silly Everyone freaks out after comedian says "wanker" on live BBC broadcast. What a bunch of bollocks  (thesun.co.uk) (64)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Lana Del Rey did fine on "Saturday Night Live," says Lana Del Rey  (music-mix.ew.com) (180)
(Some Guy) Fail We must go back in time to 1983 and prevent George Lucas from making any changes to Star Wars. You must bring your own weapon. Safety not guaranteed. (spoilers)  (nerdbastards.com) (83)
(Warming Glow) Fail Twelve reasons why NBC is a last place network. Come for their shiatty treatment of "Community," stay for their adoration of Dane Cook and Whitney Cummings  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (135)
(Life.com) Obvious Incredibly, there was a time when Marilyn Monroe was actually quite attractive. No. Really. It's true  (life.time.com) (108)
(Some Steampunk Guy) Ironic The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing have been blamed for something. Now that's what I call irony  (roarrock.co.uk) (39)
(Starpulse) Amusing Harry Potter prefers a Hairy Pooter  (starpulse.com) (138)
(NYPost) Spiffy Like most celebrities, Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn't shop for her own groceries. But she does shop for her own sex toys  (nypost.com) (46)
(Daily Stab) Interesting Rachel Weisz glam ad banned for photoshop..Shouldn't that mean every other ad that exists right now should also be banned?  (dailystab.com) (63)
(The Superficial) Dumbass Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever  (thesuperficial.com) (31)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Hasbro negotiating to move their Candy Land movie starring Adam Sandler from Universal to Sony. I don't think there's a single part of the previous statement that doesn't fill me with rage  (hollywoodreporter.com) (52)
(New York Daily News) Obvious New poll names Sophia Vergara as "most desirable woman", most phallic-sounding last name in a foreign language  (nydailynews.com) (62)
(New York Daily News) Followup Fear Factor producers put gag order on donkey-semen drinking women  (nydailynews.com) (38)
(MSNBC) Sad Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (249)
(E! Online) Dumbass After a rough night at Quark's, Captain Sisko beamed to jail for taking the helm of the Defiant while drunk  (eonline.com) (59)
(The Superficial) Cool Steve-O prepares for his next stunt ... to see how fast he can nail Elisabetta Canalis  (thesuperficial.com) (31)
(Short List) Cool Classic TV locations get turned into moody pieces of art. Something wicked is coming for Moe's Tavern  (shortlist.com) (8)
(New York Magazine) Interesting The universe of reality TV shows organized into a colorful Venn diagram. XKCD can suck it  (nymag.com) (30)
(Telegraph) Unlikely REM's Everybody Hurts voted most depressing song of all time. Would you agree?  (telegraph.co.uk) (425)
(Telegraph) Interesting Keira Knightley claims Brits are 'obsessed with spanking'. Giggity  (telegraph.co.uk) (59)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Superficial) Amusing Reese Witherspoon responds to Justin Bieber's desire to remake Fear: "Would he be playing me, or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?" OH SNAP  (thesuperficial.com) (44)
(Slate) Fail "Steven Spielberg is the most overrated director of modern times; he has no sense of humor, gets lackluster performances from his actors, and is incredibly pompous." Aw, a film student got upset  (slate.com) (289)
(Starpulse) Sad Tracy Morgan's mother is facing foreclosure on her home, Liz Lemon  (starpulse.com) (46)
(HitFix) Cool Cover of new Madonna Album MDNA evidently inspired by MDMA  (hitfix.com) (58)
(Rolling Stone) Cool Leonard Cohen sits down for a Q&A session about his new album, upcoming tour, and general awesomeness  (rollingstone.com) (33)
(The Sun) Amusing I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly squealed with pleasure, and then squealed some more  (thesun.co.uk) (27)
(Some Guy) Misc Sasha Grey and Brittany Snow play a game of Would You Rather  (shocktillyoudrop.com) (107)
(NPR) Spiffy 68, 69, 70, 71; 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73; 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75  (npr.org) (49)
(Starpulse) Strange Nicolas Cage poses with his new wax figure which is immediately offered all of his acting roles  (starpulse.com) (32)
(TMZ) Followup The more you know: Woman who drank donkey semen in never-to-be-aired Fear Factor episode confesses "It's a lot thicker" than the human variety  (tmz.com) (156)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Best interview question ever? "When you're doing fight scenes with Ewan McGregor, did you ever start to think about a Star Wars prequel? You know, 'I could punch him in the face now and it would be called an accident'"  (denofgeek.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Interesting Julian Assange to appear on The Simpsons, sexually assault Miss Krabappel, leak all of Mr. Burns' secret files   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (16)
(Washington Post) Sad Famed British actor Ian Abercrombie dies at 77, his seven Seinfeld episodes imbedded his unique character in our memory forever  (washingtonpost.com) (63)
(SFGate) Scary Beware the Jabberwock, my son / The jaws that bite, the claws that catch / Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun / Celine old Bandersnatch  (blog.sfgate.com) (98)
(HitFix) Asinine Movie studio realizes that the only way a movie about Stretch Armstrong could be a worse idea was if Taylor Lautner was the lead  (hitfix.com) (39)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Alec Baldwin lost 30 pounds after discovering he was prediabetic. Or postdiabetic, Dr. Spaceman always gets those two confused  (dailymail.co.uk) (48)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Canada.com) Interesting Now that Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record, she can no longer film movies in Canada  (canada.com) (35)
(Huffington Post) Cool The entire cast of Arrested Development has signed on to star in the Netflix continuation of the series. There's always money in nostalgia. And the banana stand  (huffingtonpost.com) (143)
(Celebslam) Interesting "Supermodel bikini butt lotioner" might be the best job in the world (w/ photographic evidence of course)  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (74)
(New Musical Express) Interesting Paul McCartney might write music for computer games. C:\HOWTHEY\RUN  (nme.com) (66)
(Empire) Satire Fan: Is there any character you'd like to revisit? Cage: I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he's a ghost. Me: This has to be satire, right? RIGHT?  (empireonline.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Amusing Some women collect doilies, others collect cats. This one collects Barbra Streisand  (wtae.com) (20)
(CBS News) Spiffy Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore reunite, are still alive  (cbsnews.com) (42)
(Adweek) Amusing Honda's full Super Bowl ad revealed. Ferris Bueller, you're still my hero  (adweek.com) (81)
(Some Guy) Fail CBS decides to make a sitcom out of yet another internet fad  (businessinsider.com) (85)
(The Sun) Interesting Rare medical condition means woman who nearly joined the Spice Girls can sing, but cannot speak, making her the exact opposite of the Spice Girls  (thesun.co.uk) (33)
(Short List) Unlikely News: Martin Scorsese pens angry op-ed piece bemoaning the lack of awards love for an actor from his latest film. Fark: Said actor is a Doberman named Blackie  (shortlist.com) (26)
(IGN) Cool Epic new Game of Thrones trailer will make you wish winter was over already  (tv.ign.com) (279)

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