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Sun January 29, 2012
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Get ready for more pills, thrills & bellyaches, the original Happy Mondays line-up to reform for tour
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Joseph Gordon Leavitt: Please, leave hipsters alone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Over 30 years later, people are still trying to explain Stanley Kubrick's film "The Shining." A new documentary explores a number of crazy theories and the pecan logs who believe them
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The nine most unfairly typecast animals. One day, we'll live in a world where a cat won't be the villain. One day
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(Filmland)
 
 
 
"The Devil Inside" averaged $92 per theater yesterday. Well, this article was written 3 days ago, so that's probably down to...I don't know, $20 maybe
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tuition paying parents of Rutgers students now thrilled to hear that their kids can earn three credits taking Beyonce 101
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Walken didn't want to act with a cowbell, so Frank Langella took the part
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry announces cast for latest Tyler Perry vehicle, Tyler Perry's "Tyler Perry's Witness Protection", starring Tyler Perry, Denise Richards, Tyler Perry, Eugene Levy, and Tyler Perry
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In spite of popular demand, the Spice Girls will be reuniting to perform at the Queen's Jubilee
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
British band The Heavy order Newt Gingrich to stop using their song How Do You Like Me Now. "We'd like you to know it had f*ck all to do with us and we are trying to stop it being used"
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Sat January 28, 2012
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait's next movie looks like it's going to be farking awesome, actually. In other news, Bobcat Goldthwait is still alive (Trailer Not safe for work)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg to collaborate. No good will come of this
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons" has amassed a staggering collection of fine art references over 23 seasons, though surprisingly no seascapes by Homer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vera Wang in a bathing suit: it should be illegal to look this good at 63
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 10 best director's cuts. List is incomplete until Garry Marshall's four hour redux of New Year's Eve is released
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher says aliens implanted microchip in her to help her find her future husband, berate Spinal Tap for album cover design
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Tired of the Boogie Nights, Burt Reynolds slashes price of his Florida home 45% in desperate attempt to avoid Deliverance of foreclosure. It's still twice the market price, though, so he'd have to make out like a bandit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jaclyn Smith certainly has aged well. For a duck
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Photo of Jon Stewart in a mosh pit at a 1980s era Dead Kennedys show...Frankenchrist his lips where huge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson may boycott the Grammy Awards, presumably for their continued failure to nominate his dramatic reading of Green Eggs and Ham
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
The 50 best uses of songs in movies
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Fri January 27, 2012
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Prici whore. Caught sayof celebrity that has stoped Liveing " See, told ya so" Is Cher dead or not. Kardashian Says yes. Tabloids Looking for credibilitys -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for bullshiat again"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
For those of you just joining us, Kelly Brook has a lovely pair of coconuts
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(Gather)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus devastated by penis cake incident
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mary Louise Parker to replace Demi Moore in "Lovelace." UPGRADE
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
William Shatner : Rocket Man :: Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Hey Jude
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Sean Penn courageously rescues man from words
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville: "Gerard Butler is an 11 out of 10 in bed." Gerard Butler: "Who's Brandi Glanville?"
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(The FW)
 
 
 
11 Signs That Pat Sajak Is Always Drunk
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Lenny Kravitz goes on tour for first time in five years, is angry at modern radio for burying him. "Rock radio won't play anything with horns and pop radio won't play any guitars"
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(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
The GOP debates have outlasted Firefly and Arrested Development
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(Collider)
 
 
 
If you have $9 million dollars, you too can own Tony Stark's Car from THE AVENGERS movie
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
John Travolta's stolen classic Mercedes discovered in pieces. Police call it an absolute wreck, needing body work and complete restoration ... but enough about Travolta's career
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
NBC considers pulling stunt from upcoming Fear Factor episode claiming it's in bad taste. Well duh, everybody knows donkey semen tastes like ass
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 25 cult film actors. Who are still alive. Gary Busey included
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now there's something you don't see every day: porn stars with their clothes on. Go ahead and look, we won't judge you. (slideshow)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Paradis' choice of low cut dress without having enough to fill it out leaves fashion critics flat
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The newest popular hairstyle is based on Boardwalk Empire's Jimmy Darmody: Close on the sides, long and combed back on top, gaping exit wound in the back
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Terminator will be back, and it will be R-rated
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you thought overpaid and underweight models parading the latest incomprehensible "fashion" on the runway was bad, wait until you see what Homer and Marge have been up to. D'oh
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Think Metallica with Cliff on bass was pretty good? Imagine how much better they could have been with Hulk Hogan
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Dumbest Super Bowl commercials ever. Wait, this article implies that there have been Super Bowl commercials that weren't dumb
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris, has a crush on Justin Bieber. She's becoming more like her father every day
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Drew Carey splits with fiancee after a five year engagement. *sad trombone music*
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne wants to give you a free colonoscopy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alcatraz fighting tourists trying to break into historic prison in search of fictional room seen in TV show. Bat cave isn't real, morons
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Thu January 26, 2012
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
MTV branded condoms, in case you didn't see that coming
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(Variety)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Monty Python to reunite in CGI form for new movie that also stars a talking dog named Dennis
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Mister Kotter, Juan Epstein is dead. Signed, Epstein's Mother
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Be sure you're sitting down when you watch this
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers versus Chelsea Handler. One is a wrinkled, unfunny, annoying harpy; the other is Joan Rivers
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Celebrated author Elmore Leonard talks about Justified: "I'm amazed that, sometimes, they've got the characters better than I put them on paper"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five most ruined orgasms in cinematic history
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Turns out that, just like "Star Wars", Joseph Campbell wrote "Police Academy". Prepare for a special edition where Jar Jar makes wacky noises
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
James Farentino, who won an Emmy for playing St. Peter in 1978, meets himself
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt quit marijuana in fear of becoming a 'doughnut' (and eating himself)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paula Deen caught shoving a cheeseburger into her pie hole. TMZ is there
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I didn't think part two of Stephen Colbert's interview with Maurice Sendak could possibly top part one, but then they got high on Magic Markers and all bets were off
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(UPI)
 
 
 
That Demi Moore overdose? Turns out it was nitrous oxide. Perhaps she was just rehearsing for her Fast & Furious 6 audition
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(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen says Two and a Half Men should end after this season. Even if it did, that would still be almost a decade too late
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"oh, there's a camera...oops, there goes my bikini top wow, weird. Now let me prance around smiling so you can get all the angles, there we go...and....done". Hudgens shows young starlets how AW'ing is done properly
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Rihanna wears her heart on her sleeve and has every waking thought tattooed on her Barbadian bod. (new ink pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snooki shows off new figure after losing nearly 20 pounds. No, she didn't get a haircut. (pics)
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
"Can Demi Moore really be suffering from exhaustion?" asks columnist who is also curious as to whether Santa Claus visited on December 25th, if pro wrestling matches are scripted
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Armie Hammer busted for pot possession. Navie Screwdriver and Coast Gard Wrench look around nervously
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC to create another Office spin-off, because really, what else do they have?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
♫ Don't stop...berating ♫
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Disney pulls Joy Division-inspired t-shirt, leaves customers with open orders hanging
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things Pat Sajak has seen spinning on "Wheel of Fortune" include the wheel, the letters, and the room
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Wed January 25, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan sued for hitting stroller with car. Be here next week when Lindsay Lohan is sued for shoving elderly people and scowling at puppies
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lepers criticize Wallace & Gromit filmmakers over leprosy joke. Oh, c'mon, pull yourselves together
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Emma Roberts to play a sex-shop employee in her nex-- REALLY? Everyone clicked already?
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Fifty years of Doctor Who condensed into ten minutes
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson may soon be changing his name to Liam Abdul-Jabbar
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(The Moveable Fest)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson on Tom Hardy getting his blessing to play Mad Max: "Sure. It's fine. Knock yourself out. I've got better things to do." Like Russian models
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Where the Wild Things Are" author Maurice Sendak hates children. And he doesn't know who Vin Diesel is. God bless him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston didn't realize crack was so expensive
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Snow White in Narnia has been greenlit? What about Snow and the Seven Kung Fu Badasses?" How Hollywood has decided to reboot classic children's tales
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why would Miley Cyrus buy her boyfriend a penis cake? Why would she pretend to lick it? Why do I care? Why do you care? I think it was Jean Paul Sartre who said, "Penis?"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you thought Starbucks beer and wine would be expensive, wait until your local theater gets in the business. A 64 ounce beer and a cubic meter of popcorn? $75
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead, recut to the theme song of Growing Pains. Well, it's certainly more entertaining
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers undergoes ANOTHER cosmetic surgery. In related news, EPA states that upon her death she can not be cremated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amusement park orders experts to redesign its new rollercoaster after dry runs smash limbs off dummies
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Spike Lee's new movie "Red Hook Summer" is being criticized as too preachy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gina Carano explains why sex Is like cage fighting. If this doesn't make you a fan, nothing will
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Aww man, I was really hoping for Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind and Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2,3,4,5 and the 70 or so Disney re-releases
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Tue January 24, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Demi Moore rushed to the hospital after an apparent overdose
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz goes to France for a fashion show and OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Top 10 90's TV crushes you still haven't gotten over. (Slide show alert)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson is called for jury duty, promises to only convict if the defendant is Jewish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yes, you read that right. Jonah Hill is now an Oscar Nominated Actor
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Complete list of the nominations for the 84th Academy Awards nominations. Lowlight: No Michael Fassbender. Lower note: Sarah Palin got a nomination. Seriously
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nudity clauses are now becoming standard in network TV contracts. That reminds me, just what is Dennis Franz up to these days?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn star Tori Black arrested for domestic battery in a dispute over breast milk. Police are still investigating how she beat the husband off
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(Deadspin)
 
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On tonight's Family Feud, the survey said "His Schlong" (safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Jay Leno just pissed off an entire religion whose adherents all carry daggers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin calls off wedding, says that she needs to think (think, think) about what he's trying to do to her, decides she needs her freedom (freedom), freedom (freedom), freedom, ooh freedom
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Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Green Trekker)
 
 
 
Star Trek sequel gets a bigger budget, which can only mean one thing: More hot green chicks
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum is divorcing Seal because he keeps getting more than a little bit crazy
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Ralph Fiennes reads Voldemort slash fiction aloud while wearing pajamas. This is a very specific fetish
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Alright, alright, alright. Matthew McConaughey brings back character from Dazed and Confused in new music video. Evidently we keep getting older, but he stays the same age
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leather-clad vampiress defeats black airmen
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey's daughter got her golden ticket to Hollywood after auditioning for American Idol in San Diego. There is one serious flaw that could spell doom, she's the spitting image of Miley Cyrus. (pics, vid)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen albums that inexplicably went platinum. Like Baha Men's Who Let The Dogs Out
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Poppazaouch
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
The demise of Kanye West may be traced back to the festival where he showed up 45 minutes late, had sound trouble, and fans started leaving him in favor of a show by Noel Gallagher
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Today's cool thing: Watch Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls perform the Violent Femmes' debut album live in Tasmania with the help of a Bad Seed, one of PJ Harvey's sidemen and the Femmes' bassist
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell votes no on his fiancé
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Hello, possums. Barry "Dame Edna" Humphries wins title of Australian of the Year in the UK, marking the first time the award has not been won by someone named Bruce
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan in the hospital after succumbing to a fifth of exhaustion
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Members of 2 Live Crew to quit their Taco Bell jobs and reunite for summer tour
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