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Sun January 15, 2012
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Secret. Hollywood. Lesbian. Parties.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Did you miss the first two weeks of ABC's new sitcom 'Work It'? Don't worry you weren't alone
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Who will Ricky Gervais hammer? Who will he spare? Find out in your official Golden Globes discussion thread (Live, 8PM EST on NBC)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Lana Del Rey is, but everyone hated her awful performance on Saturday Night Live
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, the #1 song had Americans singing about driving their Chevy to the levee
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Sat January 14, 2012
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to buy a tractor owned by Jay Leno and signed by George W Bush, you're in luck
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
R.I.P. drummer for greatest band you never heard
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon have taken an incestuous turn for the worse
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Ten TV series that overstayed their welcome. Yes, the Simpsons are on there
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mena Suvari is back on the market. This is not a repeat from 2005. Line forms behind submitter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The crew has beamed back aboard Enterprise
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In yet another sign that the Mayans were onto something, it's possible that there will be more Twilight films made after Breaking Dawn Part 2 is released, or even a Twilight TV series
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
✓ Ed Norton ✓ Bill Murray ✓ Bruce Willis ✓ Full of win
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Cyndi Lauper discovers one of her songs is used in an ad discrediting Mitt Romney, pulls it. Not because she's a supporter; she said "Romney can discredit himself without the use of my work"
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Fri January 13, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
The breakdown of the budget for Star Wars in 1977. Inflation is a biatch
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf-slut Tila Tequila is converting to Judiasm. Oy vey
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lex Luthor defeated by Supervan
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hit the showers, everyone; A&E is developing a Psycho prequel TV series
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
This just in: Telemundo still awesome
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg cancels snowboarding festival headline set upon realizing that snowboarding would be involved
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(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Whovians: Are you ready for a RomCom??
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Axl Rose to serve jury duty. He will listen to your SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA PLEAS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAS
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CW ordering superhero series about a DC Comics character who's a billionaire secretly fighting crime with an array of self-made devices. But it's not that one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta reunited 34 years after starring together in Grease. In the interim, she's lost her boobies and he's grown some
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
The Miss America prelim rounds ended last night. Miss Hawaii emerged as a front-runner for her beauty and a demonstration of rope trickery. Great Balls of Fire indeed. (pics, vid)
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The thirty best Coachella performances of all time. Difficulty: Leonard Cohen and Paul McCartney aren't in the top two slots, and The Strokes are on the list, which immediately invalidates it
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Beetlejuice 2. Beetlejuice 2. Beetlejuice 2
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Rob Schneider is funny even if his new sitcom isn't." Because when you think of funny, you think of Rob Schneider
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Strange writing rituals of famous authors. Apparently Dan Brown writes with his eyes closed
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The CW is still going forward with their musical chairs game show and are now calling it OH SIT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson shaves off his hair. Luckily for Kristen, decides to keep his beard
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Thu January 12, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear hospitalized for Rx drugs and alcohol overdose at 2 in the afternoon. Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Johnny Marr designing his own line or Ray Ban sunglasses. Meanwhile, Morrissey is busy designing his own line of lettuce strainers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rihanna: "To hell with the People's Choice Awards. I'll go the Clippers game and have my OWN awards show with blackjack and hookers... you know what? FORGET THE AWARDS SHOW"
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(Some Jazz Guy)
 
 
 
An infographic showing why your Dad is responsible for your crappy music choices
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Is Katy Perry getting over Russell Brand by getting under Tim Tebow?
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(With Leather)
 
 
 
Kate Upton did something with kids...there may have been a rodeo....hell I don't know
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Steve Carell goes all 'Sigfried & Roy' for his new movie, "Burt Wonderstone"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson eats up the chance to sing national anthem at 2012 Super Bowl
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If your kids don't know the "truffle shuffle," or why you don't feed Mogwai after midnight, you have failed as a parent
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Kutcher wants to return to 'Two and a Half Men', which is coincidentally the number of remaining viewers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jason Alexander promotes Courtney Stodden. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Beyonce and Jay-Z want to be the first to shoot a video while in outer space. Courtney Love still claims to be the first to make a video while spaced out
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten crazy-ass adventures you never knew Indiana Jones went on
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
White whale defends decision to kill hammerhead sharks
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
How I met your spinoff
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The winners of the 2012 Peoples' Choice Awards have been revealed, and it shows one thing: people should have no choice in who receives awards
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Wed January 11, 2012
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
"Doubts Raised Over The Future Of Guitar Music." Raised by whom? Yanni? Zamfir, master of the pan flute?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga finally gets around to stealing Marilyn Monroe's style
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The top ten essential David Bowie albums. All great choices, but I'd swap #2 and #1 and give Reality an honorable mention
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy in talks to play Al Capone. He mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Rap feuds ain't what they used to be
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters suck. Disagree? Take it up with Dave Grohl
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Demi Moore to play hot piece of ass Gloria Steinem
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the history of Nerd fights there are the greats like Star Trek vs. Star Wars. TNG vs TOS. Now a challenger appears: crossword nerds argue over the defintions of hip hop slang terms. That's wack yo
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Khloe Kardashian might have a different father. Attichitcuk may have some explaining to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mr. & Mrs. Smith go to Washington
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Go home and get your farking shine box; there's a Goodfellas mini-series coming to AMC
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton, who owes her career to her huge rack and once starred in a wholesome movie about a whorehouse, decries the decline of morals in America
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Either George Lucas is playing the race card or this is his way of apologizing for Jar Jar Binks
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six horrific aftermaths implied by movies with happy endings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to ABC attorney arguing FCC case: "Can you prove that public nudity isn't always indecent?" Attorney points upward, to impressive collection of bare asses carved into frieze ringing Supreme Court chamber
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Psych renewed for a seventh season. MC Clap Yo Handz approves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
30 Rock's Katrina Bowden strips off for Maxim, leaving you typing one-handed for a week
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Classic albums recreated with clipart and comic sans. Probably by someone who still uses a walkman. Ironically
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dick Van Dyke engaged at age 86 to 39 year old woman. Will star in new show "Diagnosis: Wishful Thinking"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Is this really the worst videogame of all time?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't Stop Believin', unless you believe South Detroit is a real place
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Studio changed Gina Carano's voice in new movie Haywire because they didn't like the way she sounded. Like anyone's going to be paying attention to what she says, anyway
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
William. Shatner. To star ... in. A one-man ... Broadway. Show
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rare letter reveals Ludwig van Beethoven complained about low salary, wanted hearing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sketchers swaps one tramp for another in their Super Bowl ad
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Investigators say rumors of foul play in Natalie Wood's death don't float. Just like Natalie Wood
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
AnnaLynne McCord accidentally posts uncropped topless Twitter photo, immediately gets 98,000 new followers (sfw)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Daniel Tosh to play Steve Guttenberg's role in 'Police Academy' remake?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Katy Perry's father apologizes for anti-Semitic remarks, shows that boobs run in the family
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bryan Ferry, 66 weds again - this time his son Isaac's ex girlfriend, 29 year-old Amanda Sheppard. But he's rich, right? So nothing so say about that
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Tue January 10, 2012
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pregnant Jessica Simpson craving macaroni and cheese, everything else
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Article begs the question, how many prosthetic testicles has Kelly Osbourne seen?
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(YouTube)
 
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The new Van Halen video, "Tattoo" is out, proving that Roth-era VH is still better than *this* Roth-era VH
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
So, "Vertigo" star Kim Novak said THAT about silent movie "The Artist"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray will continue to terrify audiences through 2014
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Armond White takes his trolling to the New York Film Critics Circle Awards, keeps shouting "THE GOOD SHEPHERD" at Robert De Niro
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake announces "MYSPACE TV." Unfortunately, this is not a SNL parody video
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler schools the Supreme Court on the first amendment, broadcast regulations, and how to do a line of blow off Justice Ginsburg's ass
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten reasons not to watch Work It. Wait. You need more than one reason?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Katy Perry backs out of People's Choice Awards. Doesn't beep like Kim Kardashian
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Beyonce says Blue Ivy's birth was natural, not one of those weird pod ejection things like the Tenctonians in Alien Nation did
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City Opera tells its musicians to leave the aria
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes topless in new photoshoot which...Sooooo, those of you left....you like gladiator movies?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paul Rudd to *literally* guest star on "Parks and Recreation"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They're all going to laugh at you
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Rihanna named the biggest selling digital recording artist of all time. Statistics fail include Chris Brown's digits around her throat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eight words you never wanted to read: "Lindsay Lohan in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey is hurting for cash, will do a sequel to Bruce Almighty that will be written by the team responsible for the unholy terror that was Allen Gregory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A Hard Road Ahead: Black Sabbath guitarist diagnosed with cancer, and while Every Day Comes and Goes, nobody wants an Electric Funeral or to Die Young
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In today's no shizzle news, a canine sniffs out marijuana on Snoop Dogg's tour bus. THE HELL YOU SAY
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ex-Fleetwood Mac guitarist Bob Weston dies at 64 - and if you're wondering 'who?' it's because he slept with Mick Fleetwood's wife, got kicked out of the band, and wound up working with Murray Head
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The 2012 Coachella Festival lineup announced, filled with a bunch of bands you're not hip enough to have heard of
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Mon January 09, 2012
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera comes to terms with her gravitational field
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Betty White reveals 90th birthday plans. Sorry, they do not involve you
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe hated putting on his robe and wizard hat
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Alan Cumming marries long-time partner. FABULOUS
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen shared a few revelations over the weekend: he's not crazy anymore, 2011 was just an episode, and he's now just a goddess-less single man hanging with his kids. Oh, and then he shared a Playboy twitpic
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The largely depressing fates of 10 iconic child actors. Including enough photos to make the kids from Super 8 consider months of gruelling plastic surgery before they hit 21
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Fribbidy dibbidy namma drooba dribba ging drog 45 muuuu birdday yeaaaaa
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hey baby, ever fark a movie star? How about an award-winning effects producer? No? Oh well
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Without a single care for his health or all of the possible diseases he could catch, this brave tattoo artist inked Lindsay Lohan without even wearing a full hazmat suit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
J Lo open to returning for In Living Color specials. In other news the token white chick whose name you don't remember would be thrilled to return for the specials, assuming she can get time off from the car wash
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Glee spin-off officially dead. See, Fox doesn't always make bad decisions
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(Nuke The Fridge)
 
 
 
Two-fisted hero of viral video "Star Wars Nerd vs. Punk" bounces back from Stage 3 brain cancer, seeks tax-deductible donations to run Disney World marathon. Still no cure for Han firing first
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Flaunting their celebrity hubris, Beyoncé and Jay-Z not only rented out an entire hospital floor, but they banned other parents from seeing their own newborns
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