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Sun January 08, 2012
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If you take the best features of eight smoking hot actresses, such as Kate Beckinsale, Kelly Brook & Megan Fox, and put them together to make the "ultimate woman" you'll get someone who looks exactly like Kim Kardashian
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
All the balloons in the world aren't gonna keep Webster's house from getting foreclosed on
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland says that shooting will begin on "24: The Movie" in April, assuming that THEY BEGIN ON TIME
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox on 'Fringe' renewal odds: 'We're not in the business of losing money'
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton to rent out her spacious hole for $16K a month. No, not that hole
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says Oasis and Blur were the "last great alternative bands" to top the charts. Well, about time he says something sensible
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jaleel White wants to be on Breaking Bad. Can we farkers help Urkel achieve his dream?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
10 sexy men on TV that you do not know, and have never been in your kitchen
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Woman claims Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails music told her her parents wanted to kill her and she needed to burn her parents' house down to survive. What, is this 1996 again?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Last of an era ends as Hollywood silent-movie screenwriter Frederica Sagor Maas dies at age 111. Worked with Clara Bow, Greta Garbo
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Destiny's child has arrived
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chaz Bono needs $45,000 for upcoming addadictomy operation
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Album covers minus the dead guys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tina Fey's post-pregnancy workout now includes smashing cars on the Letterman show
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
What Walking Dead Season 2 would have been like (soldiers vs. zombies, the fall of Atlanta) if AMC kept Frank Darabont instead of cheaping out
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Sat January 07, 2012
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato is angry with God and wants him to know it. On the bright side, things with Timbaland appear to be just fine
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten nagging questions left open by Disney movies
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The Devil Inside" makes $16.9M on Friday, projected to have a $35M opening weekend. This is why we can't have nice things, America
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(Teh interwebs)
 
 
 
Here's every single gun in RoboCop. Yes, that one. And that one too. Oh, and THAT one
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin is getting her very own talk show
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kristy McNichol comes out as gay, depressed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book claims we ALL have psychic powers. Yeah, right -- who didn't see that coming. Wait, what?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good God...David Bowie is 65??? Here he is with his Spiders From Mars on the BBC from 1973...LIVE and not seen in 39 years...The Jean Genie
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 50 coolest books ever require a smug reading face, an ironic pipe and an audience of on-lookers to impress/annoy
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(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
The Maine Attorney General's office wants you to know that Disney really doesn't want your precious snowflake for any of their television shows, no matter what you heard on the radio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
C. Feldman alleges molestation, issues B.moresque era-appr. quip: "It was basically me laying there pretending I was asleep..." Plans to out alleged pedophiles when advantageous to alleged career. Hey C.F.-- What up with the youth?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tim Burton wants Robert Downey, Jr to play Geppetto in a live action Pinocchio movie. I've got wood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton dons brunette wig in bizarre artificial intelligence experiment, raising frightening "sort of want" feelings among Farkers everywhere
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Actress outs herself in federal lawsuit. No, not that actress. Or that one. Or that... heck, we've never heard of her, either
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Fri January 06, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's Jersey Shore season premiere proved one thing: we're all tired of Jersey Shore
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Poet launches campaign to stamp out 'awesome'. Duuuuude
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news: "Community" has not been canceled. Bad news: The fourth season could still fall victim to Evil Troy and Evil Abed
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
NBC chairman: "We had a really bad fall season"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After Black Keys drummer Pat Carney accurately called Nickelback "shiat," Nickelback responds exactly how you'd expect the shiattiest "rock band" in the world to respond, "Thanks...hehe"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ABC wants to show us Dick for the next 10 years
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair: "What's your most prized possession?" Daniel Craig: "Apart from my penis and my health? My third nipple"
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp may be splitting from Vanessa Paradis. I guess you could say that there's... *puts on sunglasses* ... trouble in Paradis. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Minka Kelly gets back together with Derek Jeter. Alex Rodriguez last seen screaming at the night sky
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(People)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart was almost moved to an emotion by her "Breaking Dawn" wedding dress
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(AlanCross.ca)
 
 
 
How did the special audience lyrics in Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" originate? Seriously, people, this is an important anthropological question that needs an answer
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Just so we're clear, Jeremy Renner was *not* involved in a Thai bar brawl
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at "Star Trek: The Next Generation" in high definition. THERE ARE FOUR VERY WELL-DEFINED LIGHTS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Last time I stood on a stage this low, we had to have the car back by midnight." Welcome back, David Lee Roth, welcome back
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Some of today's contestants in TSG's Friday photo fun have set the bar juuuuust a little lower than the other. See if you can pick who stole what. Contest ends at 6pm Eastern
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Beyonce's baby preparation checklist: private suite, flat screen TV, gourmet chef, custom "birthing weave"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Contestant molests both Drew Carey and Neil Patrick Harris on The Price is Right. No, she wasn't Samoan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley: "I'll date ugly men." Ugly Men: "No thanks"
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
An aspiring Spanish actress is hoping to cash in on her uncanny resemblance to A-lister Angelina Jolie. She's looking for a golden ticket to stardom without the baggage of six kids
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I don't know what a Bieber is" said Jeebus, "But apparently he's got a badly drawn tattoo of my face on his leg"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
'The Fighter' director's career set to be TKO'd after his transgendered niece accuses him of feeling her up during workout
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian Whispers that she's Chaneling Liz Taylor's Cleopatra as she poses with her White Shoulders. Her Obsession is taking a Ptolemy
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Thu January 05, 2012
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. You may have seen me in such films as, "Iron Man", "Iron Man 2" and "Iron Man 3". I'm here to talk to you about colon cleansing
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lisa Lampanelli to NBC: "I'm like Rosa Parks, don't sit me in the back of the bus." Somewhere in the afterlife, Greg Giraldo is choking on his drink
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears can't stop looking at engagement ring, reinforcing stereotypes
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian to be immortalized as a Barbie doll. "Urination Action" Ray J sold separately
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twilight: The Musical is sparkling its way to Broadway
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
David Beckham bewildered about why people think he is a secret homosexual. In other news, Mr Beckham stars in a new underwear campaign that proudly exhibits his groin bulge
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(YouTube)
 
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Robert Duvall is 81 today...and among his lesser-known awesomenesses is his singing talent. Yeah, he can hold his own in a duet with Emmylou Harris
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Elin Nordegren has the $12 million mansion she just bought demolished because it's not good enough for her. If she keeps spending cash this way, she's going to have to find another sugar daddy lottery ticket to scratch
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Teen Mom trainwreck Amber Portwood is being evicted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Okay guys, picture Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus fighting. Picture Selena Gomez off on the side watching. I could give you my SSN but I am sure none of you are reading this anymore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moon Unit Zappa files for divorce. Apparently loved going into like clothing stores and stuff to buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff. Its like so biatchen cuz like everybodys like Super-super nice. It's like so biatchen
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy says she won't do "Dancing with the Stars" because they never get any A-list talent on the show. In related news, Jenny McCarthy thinks she's A-list talent
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In 2011, Sirius XM added 1.7 million subscribers who have obviously never heard of an iPod
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dermatologist says Botox has 'turned Carla Bruni into a chipmunk'. AAAALLLLLLLVVVVIIIIIINNNNNNN
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch LENSFLARE has signed LENSFLARE on to play LENSFLARE the villian in Star LENSFLARE Trek II: The Search for LENSFLARE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interesting designs for the (almost was) anime-inspired Justice League
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Lamb of God frontman announces Presidential candidacy. Now you've got someone to vote for
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Has it been seven hours and fifteen days already?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel officially files for divorce from estranged husband Ben Gibbard, citing irreconcilable hipster differences
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Christian group prayed to God that George Michael would die while in the hospital, didn't have enough faith
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Wed January 04, 2012
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Doctor Who's Mickey beams aboard the Enterprise. Rose pouty
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Andy Dick says 2012 will 'be big' for him ... so be watching for big arrests, big lawsuits, big headlines
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake gives Jessica Biel a ring in a box
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Every 10 minutes, 3 African children die from hunge...OMG PALIN'S NEW HAIR
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Cast of upcoming fifth season of "Celebrity Apprentice" announced. Oh, my
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Concert promoter inks deal to have rapper Nas perform in Angola on New Year's Eve. Nas misses his flight and doesn't make it to the show. That's a-kidnapping
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ted Haggard and Gary Busey swap wives. Who knew that a woman would actually marry Busey or that Haggard was no longer gay?
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(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Movie attendance hits 16-year low in 2011. Makers of 'Mars Needs Moms', 'The Beaver', and 'Arthur' forced to buy medium-sized jacuzzi for new vacation homes in Tahiti instead. The horror
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Keith Olbermann may be feuding with the head of his network
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga leaves blood in hotel bathroom after ritual sacrifice to the God, uh, Goddess, of gender bending shock singers with a desire to push fashion trends where they dare not go
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox still hasn't decided the future of low-rated, Nerf-gun sporting dinosaur "thriller" Terra Nova or whether or not Hugh Laurie will be back for another season of House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fergie thinks she might have a baby this year. But how will she know when her water breaks?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Analyst predicts declines in TV viewership and movie ticket sales for 2012. There's only one way for Hollywood to fix this... MORE REALITY SHOWS AND REMAKES
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Tue January 03, 2012
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
James Franco has sold his first novel to Amazon.com's publishing arm. It will basically be a story about how James Franco became James Franco and got famous by playing James Franco and no one else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's *Lady* Salma Hayek to you, knave. Now on your knees
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Now you can turn our nation's biggest tragedy into a lasting memory for only $19.95. AMERICA
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Missing for over 30 years after a plane crash, Peter Frampton's guitar has been found
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba had a baby in August and looks like this in a bikini now
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After a trying 2011, Kim Kardashian says she's never looking back, most likely because Dat Ass blocks the view
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
St Trinian's and Molesworth creator Ronald Searle dies at 91. Yar boo sucks chiz chiz
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Youssou N'Dour shakes the tree, announces he's running for President of Senegal
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Mon January 02, 2012
(io9)
 
 
 
What if famous writers had written Twilight instead of a lonely Mormon housewife with an 11th grade education?
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(TV Line)
 
 
 
So, here's Smallville's Lois Lane, Erica Durance, dressed as Wonder Woman because...well, why the hell not, that's why
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(AlanCross.ca)
 
 
 
Bono busted for busking
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Robert Anderson, who played Darth Vader in the lightsaber duels in "Empire" and "Jedi" dies at 89. Will be digitally replaced by Hayden Christiansen at the funeral
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Danzig bassist is trying to get a restraining order against a woman he picked up on Facebook. I don't see how he thought any good would come from this... I mean, this chick is a Danzig fan he picked up on Facebook
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is not afraid of strange knockers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
17-going-on-34-year-old Courtney Stodden attempts to look sexy while shopping at a book store
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg to appear on The Price is Right, be the guy who always bids $420
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Super Bowl will have a zip line for fans to try out, a line of drunken casualties at the bottom of the line
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
It's Klingon versus Stormtrooper in Portland's annual Star Trek v Star Wars blood drive (w/pic of basement dwellers in full nerd regalia)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
On NYE, while Justin Bieber and Cee Lo were butchering Beatles/Lennon songs on live TV Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler and Weird Al sang "Come Together" at a small restaurant on Maui. Yeah, it rocked
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