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Sun January 01, 2012
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lebron gets engaged on New Year's Eve, finally guaranteed a ring
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(28)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Internet distributors are changing the TV syndication game. Even a modest performer like "Community", a dog if you will, gets a second chance
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(93)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The good, bad and horrible about Season One of "American Horror Story"
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(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It was 59 years ago today that Hank Williams died in the back seat of a Cadillac, somewhere between Bristol, Virginia and Oak Hill, West Virginia. And here's the car he died in
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to piss people off: 1. Perform most beloved song of beloved artist on national TV. 2. Change most important lyric, thus changing the entire meaning of song. 3. Get progressively more irate at fans on Twitter. Forget you, Cee Lo Green
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(240)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
2012 looking to be a great year in movies if you're a superhero fan. If you're not, prepare for lots of "meh"
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russell Brand could score $30 million payday for being married to Katy Perry for 14 months. Good work if you can get it
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(46)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol rings in New Year as the weekend's #1 film, passing $300 million globally. Sherlock Holmes is a steady #2, and New Year's Eve proves to be an even bigger bust than anticipated
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(69)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman looks back at a decade of Harry Potter films, explains why Snape killed Dumbledore
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(98)
 
(Power Line Blog)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow has top show on cable TV. Wait, did I say cable TV? I meant on MSNBC. Because Fox News has 13 shows more popular that hers
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(133)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Fast Five was 2011's most pirated movie. Well, you get what you pay for
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(35)
 


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Doctor to marry woman who played the role of his daughter. Same woman also happens to be The Doctor's daughter in real life and already has a child with The Doctor. Surprisingly, none of this happened in Dixie
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(87)
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg was excited to be in Australia for his New Year's Eve performance. Until he saw the electric-blue Ford Falcon they sent to pick him up at the airport. "I ain't riding in that"
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(86)
 


Fri December 30, 2011
(Just A Good Ol' Boy)
 
 
 
TV stunt actor born in 1969, famous for a single stunt known to millions, has lived like a couch on a Georgia porch mostly since. After getting almost as much work done as Joan Rivers, he's ready for a comeback. Too bad he's typecast
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(287)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Etta James taken off respirator, breathing on her own at last
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Today's big issue: should the homeless be allowed to watch internet porn at the library?
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russell Brand files for divorce, stocks up on "Welcome to Herpes" gift baskets
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(244)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why the next "Lost" shouldn't be anything like "Lost"
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(125)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
In a reminder that the US legal system is serious business, "Beverly Hillbillies" actress settles lawsuit over Barbie doll
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(80)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It looks like Mary Tyler Moore made it to 75 after all
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she will not be partying in Dubai for New Year's Eve, that there's plenty of crank available right here on the good ol' US of A
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(39)
 


Thu December 29, 2011
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think that Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have a real-life "500 Days of Summer" thing going on
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(120)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to read the long-out-of print, incredibly awesome Blade Runner sketchbook, someone has graciously uploaded it to the internet so you can see firsthand the greatness of what could have been
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(80)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton unbanned from Vegas hotel. Finally, peace on Earth has been achieved
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(40)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines write themselves:"Lady Gaga to count down to 2012 with ball-drop". Like we didn't see that coming
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(32)
 
(E Film Critic)
 
 
 
The ten most disingenuous movie critics of the year, who gave us such soundbites as "Dane Cook is at his best" and "[Green Lantern is] the most action packed fun you'll have at the movies all summer"
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(86)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Glee" star Lea Michele has threatened to move out of NYC if Bloomberg doesn't get rid of all the horses pulling carriages in Central Park. In related news, "Glee" star Lea Michele is moving
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(86)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Debra Messing and her new NBC co-star Will Chase have both bailed on their respective spouses. Coincidence? Nope. Smitten? Yep
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President of "E" Network explains why the Kardashian family is so popular, and strangely never once uses the phrase "a Dark Pact with the Infernal Lord"
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fire at LMFAO concert leaves security telling everyone to STFU and GTFO, LOL
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(55)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Wynonna Judd is engaged. With a pic of what Snookie might look like in 20 years
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(62)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kardashian nanny is shopping tell-all book around to publishers, promises to reveal whether there really were five lights
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(25)
 
(Hollywood Tuna)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Maria Menounos that when you tweet hot tub bikini pictures, crop out your parents first
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(36)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
A Kings of Leon rocker and his Victoria's Secret spouse are going to be first time parents. There's no obvious baby bump to showcase just yet but there are a couple of Angel poses worth viewing
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(13)
 
(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH)
 
 
 
You know how I know you're gay? You climbed into Chris Martin's garden and sang him Coldplay songs
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Onion's film critic is engaged in a Twitter war with the woman who wrote that movie where Sandra Bullock turns that fat kid into a Christian
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(81)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cruise will trace Titanic's route on 100th anniversary. To complete the experience, officials boast that the engineering and safety rules of modern ships mean there's no chance whatsoever of an iceberg puncturing the hull
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(62)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Cheetah death story hoax. Tarzan happy
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(50)
 


Wed December 28, 2011
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jewel's family set for Alaska reality show. Sarah Palin rolls her eyes, goes back to mumbling something incoherent
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bon Iver making the first workout DVD targeted exclusively at hipsters. Exercises will include intense plaid shirt buttoning, repetitive beard stroking, and coffee cup curls
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(46)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
National Film Registry adds 25 classic films, including Bambi, Silence of the Lambs, Forrest Gump, and Stand and Deliver
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(56)
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
"If you could choose anyone to host a New Year's Eve special, who would it be? Would you go the obvious route and pick Alison Brie? Would you reunite the casts of Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Party Down to do the honors?"
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(113)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Remember how Lindsay Lohan said she was turning down offers to host New Year's Eve parties and attempting to avoid dangerously high BAC levels? Yeah, about that
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(46)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The years have not been kind to Chewbacca
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(51)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Poll finds that people would rather live next door to religious zealots than obnoxious douche bags
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(93)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
AMC renews "Hell on Wheels" which is apparently a show that is on their network
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(62)
 
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Screenwriter Damon Lindelof clears up the confusion about whether Prometheus is really an Alien prequel or not. Well not exactly
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' former mistress Rachel Uchitel announces she's five months pregnant
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders' wife learns she will be getting a divorce while reading TMZ. It's not news, it's... well, actually, it was news to her
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Choral group holds performance of Handel's Messiah, sponsored annually by suicide and body decomposition cleanup company. "Most of the chorus members I've talked to think it's absolutely hilarious"
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(34)
 
(Environmental Graffiti)
 
 
 
As Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and others fall out of fashion, so does the trend of 'designer handbag dogs'. This brings up the question, what do you do with these annoying little furballs?
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best hard-hitting in-depth analysis of Katy Perry's talent you'll see this year
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(118)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The 50 best movies of 2011
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(165)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SyFy's next original movie is Arachnoquake, a film about a series of earthquakes that unleash giant albino spiders on New Orleans. It will star Tracey Gold and Ethan Phillips and might just be the best movie ever
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(86)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This is the story of a woman. A woman who lost her father to a massive heart attack. A woman who learned who her father was...by watching his opening and closing narrations on... The Twilight Zone
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(43)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cheeta, chimpanzee star of "Tarzan," dead at 80. Me sad
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(51)
 


Tue December 27, 2011
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Long before Christian Bale was chopping up hookers or beating up the Joker, he was dancing for Pac Man cereal
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(56)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Heavy D died due to too much healthy living. Just kidding, it was pulmonary embolism and deep leg thrombosis
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(37)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Hammer Films director Don Sharp dead at 90... until Christopher Lee brings him back to life
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(8)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
A gallery of red hot redheaded celebrities is sure to oh come on at least read the end of this headline fine I didn't like you anyway
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(271)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan shoots up big paydays for New Year's Eve. I'm sorry, "shoots down." Lindsay Lohan shoots down big paydays for New Year's Eve. Honest mistake
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(24)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six villains who wound up saving the day instead of, y'know. evilling it up
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(63)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joe Bodolai, come on down, you're the next contestant on "Saturday Night Live Curse"
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara. Purple... something something
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(48)
 
(Unicorn Booty)
 
 
 
Taylor Lautner's People Magazine 'Coming Out' Issue Goes Viral Even Though He's Not Gay
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(47)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris involved in custody battle over puppy. She misses the droopy eyes, face licking, whining for attention. She also misses the dog
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(5)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart's presence cannot save everything, as evidenced by these failures
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(86)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga sued by former assistant who says she's crazy. You don't say
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(33)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The Osbournes' family dog died over Christmas. No word if Ozzy bit its head off
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Could Maria Shriver be thinking of terminating the divorce, or does she still think Arnold is a barbarian who gave her a raw deal?
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(33)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Van Halen reuniting for 40th-anniversary tour, although their biggest song will be rewritten as "Hop a Little Bit with the Help of Two Roadies"
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(51)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Jared Leto is 40. I guess his so-called life is halfway finished
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(40)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince of Bel Air says she will never be part of a reunion show with an asshole like Will Smith. And I'm sure he cries into his huge piles of money every night about that, honey
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(102)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor's fourth marriage barely lasts more than seven hours and fifteen days
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(60)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Talentless slag still chewing on bones of famous husband. Yeah, that one, you know who it is
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(77)
 


Mon December 26, 2011
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's divorce finalized. How YOU doin', sugartits?
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(66)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The nine most hated movies of 2011. Oh, hey, "Super 8" is also included for some strange reason
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(171)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
The five best films about the love between a man and his horse. NO, NOT LIKE THAT
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctor Who 2011 Christmas Special Review. Humany woomany comments to the right (Warning: spoilers)
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(93)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Moffatt to quit Dr. Who, citing stress. By which he means "they won't let me get a piece of the movie deal"
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victoria Principal planning on being one of the world's first space tourists, still looks out of this world at 61
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nigella Lawson goes from pleasingly zaftig to oh my I'll be in my bunk
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(98)
 

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