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Sun December 25, 2011
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It was a merry Christmas weekend for Mission Impossible 4, Sherlock Holmes, and Alvin & the Chipmunks, but not for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Tintin
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Die Hard is the best Christmas holiday action movie ever made. Ho, ho, ho
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This year's best Hanukkah present? How about Bar Refaeli on the beach in Brazil
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The strange stories behind classic Christmas movies. Difficulty: they consider Elf to be "classic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The Slutcracker": Tchaikovsky's timeless Christmas ballet performed by pole dancers (w/video showcasing traditional & non-traditional versions of "The Nutcracker") Some content Not safe for work
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Sat December 24, 2011
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
A movie starring Danny Trejo, based on Epic Beard Man may sound like another case of Hollywood being out of ideas until you actually see the trailer. I think I just tinseled a little in my pants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail to Walken: B-b-b-but you're supposed to be cool
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(TV|Line)
 
 
 
A guide to 81 Christmas marathons and specials airing this weekend. Now stop saying that there's nothing on to watch
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
10 reasons why top 10 lists suck. *BWAAAAAAAAAAAHM*
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The true, secret history of Festivus. And yes, it's real
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The best--and worst--moments Saturday Night Live had in 2011
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Damn, another of the great builders gone. RIP Ed Roman, 61
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Best. Tumblr. Ever
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(BBC)
 
 
 
George Michael's illness was touch and go go for a while, but he's made it back home for what won't be his Last Christmas
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
11 Christmas songs MSNBC hopes to never hear again. They could have simplified the list by just saying "all of them"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
DIBS
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Displaced hoser tries to discern meaning of Canadian Christmas by listening to 12 straight hours of Canadian artists' greatest holiday albums and songs. "Why didn't anyone prepare me for how awful Rita MacNeil is?"
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Fri December 23, 2011
(CTV)
 
 
 
Dead guy wins Grammy. No, not Keith Richards
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly's 10 best novels of 2011. Wait, where's Snooki's book?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you've ever dreamed of being insulted by Louis C.K., just forget your password to his website
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The top 10 celebrity "hot messes" of 2011. When Lindsay Lohan is #3, and Amy Winehouse didn't even make it, you know it's been a farked up year
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(Complex)
 
 
 
50 films that are better than the book. Yes, it is a slideshow. But, in Subby's opinion, for lovers of cinema and literature, it is a must read
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tyler the Creator arrested for creating a little too much
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Kris Humphries writing tell-all about Kim Kardashian. I'm sure it will be a very scathing five-word exposé
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio continues on his quest to bang Victoria's Secret model. All of them. FLAWLESS VICTORY
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is the new face of Hag Jeans. I'm sorry, Jag Jeans. Honest mistake
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman and Billy Baldwin offer up dinner dates for charity auction. You are now reading this headline in Billy Baldwin's voice. Wait a minute... that's not right
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Jonah Hill lived rent-free in Brad Pitt's New Orleans home. I smell a new buddy comedy here
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zombies shamble all over the New York Times bestseller list
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dialect coach who helped Forest Whitaker's portrayal of Idi Amin has died. He was delicious
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brigitte Nielsen hospitalized due to long-term effects of "Rocky IV"
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Thu December 22, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's an Alien sequel... but it's an Alien sequel
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Adele tweets photo of weight loss. She lost the equivalent of one Kate Moss
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Comedy Central's 'Workaholics' might need to take some time off since Blake fractured his spine playing beer pong
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(Louis C.K)
 
 
 
Twelve days ago Louis C.K started selling "Live at the Beacon theater" through his web page for five bucks without any DRM or other restrictions. Money earned so far: $1,000,000. Donated to charity: $280,000
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' engagement ring cost approximately 4.5 Kevin Federlines
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
This unpopular show has been brought to you by Subway (TM)
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep: "I keep forgetting my... um... uh... oh, shiat"
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(Some Guy Who Hates Rusty Venture)
 
Audio
 
Merry Christmas from Dr. Mrs. The Monarch & hubby
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Bieber vs. Bublé : Whoever wins, we lose
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Experts say high prices for low quality are keeping people from buying tickets at box office. Researchers still puzzled how Indianapolis Colts keep playing to a full house
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
The most awesome, and the most awesomely bad, metal album covers of the year
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Julianne Moore gives the best impersonation of Sarah Palin by an actress from 30 Rock since Tina Fey. Hands down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sade operates her way back to the top. SWEET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gay "Archie" character to have interracial wedding. Mr. Weatherbee sighs
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Percussionist Ralph MacDonald has died at 67. He is perhaps best known for co-writing the classic "Just the Two of Us"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Michael released from hospital. Maeby going home soon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stone Temple Pilots' Scott Weiland releasing Christmas album. Plans to give a new personal interpretation of "White Christmas"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Putting Ketchup In The Fridge": A Radiohead track from the mid 90s that was unreleased until today
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Axl Rose says he won't pull a Marlon Brando or Michael Moore scene at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. But don't count on seeing Slash
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Rihanna throws up during concert. I hope that fan in the front row had an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
That Jane Goodall tramp is the subject of a documentary that's on the shortlist of potential Oscar nominees
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Matt Damon dismisses Barack Obama as 'one-term President'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Presenting the latest in amazing phone technology: The Hall & Oates Hotline
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Wed December 21, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford signs on for "Ender's Game." He belongs in a museum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves suing Pixar over calling their upcoming film "Brave"
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
The 10 Best SNL Sketches of 2011. Yes, SNL is still on, and we know, it hasn't been good since whenever. Aren't you edgy
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy Chakakhanukkah
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
12 forgotten family holiday movies
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
AI runner-up David Archuleta announces he's taking a break from performing. Tulsa Holiday Inn promptly checks for availability of Justin Guarini
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Don't worry, they're writing the script for the seventh Fast and Furious movie while they're writing the sixth, so you won't have to wait between films. Not that it takes too long to write those things anyway
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dutch TV cannibalism stunt revealed to be a hoax after viewers complain about pore taste
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Bill Murray put his Ghostbusters 3 script through paper shredder, and sent it back to Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd saying "No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Orson Welles' Oscar for Citizen Kane sells for over $860,000. That kind of money would buy a lot of frozen peas
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Brooke Mueller doesn't want TMZ to bother her. I guess it's true what they say about coke, it changes people
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(Foobies)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock likes to play hide the sausage
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Study finds "27 club" a myth. Take that, Amy Winehouse
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Kate Moss photoshoot will have you stuffing your stocking
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
China says that Christian Bale should be embarrassed. So they saw Newsies too?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Albums to help you have a very metal Christmas
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kanye West felt like his life was threatened after a fan threw a business card at him on stage. "We risking our lives up here. You can't go throwing s*** that we gonna slip on"
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Tue December 20, 2011
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The first trailer for "The Hobbit" is finally online. Peter Jackson has done it again
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
"Community" flash mob to visit NYC's Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree in effort to save the show. This message is approved by Annie's Boobs
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
HBO cancels three shows you probably weren't even watching in the first place
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment tab headlines
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"The Hangover Part II" copyright lawsuit sobers up, remembers what it did last night
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cathy Rigby still in top flying form. Must be the wings
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(Short List)
 
 
 
"Mmmphgh Abiryrt Mphdgjkdhd" said Bane. "Fark" said Warners
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(ok magazine)
 
 
 
Still wondering what Kim Kardashian did with her wedding gifts? Well, she played Mother Theresa ... to her family
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner had mixed thoughts about putting Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Playboy. Specifically, he was torn between vomiting and dry-heaving
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she was a goth in her youth. I thought that was just the normal look in the Victorian Era
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's Twitter account hacked. People were tipped off by a lack of condescending self-righteousness in her tweets
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
James Cameron is sued again by someone else claiming to have created Avatar. What's next, someone suing Cameron for stealing the story for Titanic?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What the D***ens is going on here? Virgin Media gets overzealous and censors TV listings deemed offensive. And you thought Fark's filter was tough (w/photos of censored items)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The lost art of the movie title sequence, and why they still matter
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Mon December 19, 2011
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe's epic Lifetime Movie trailer...EPIC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Immediately after middle aged people take medicine, they like to go outside and barbecue, and other things I've learned from commercials
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Dark Knight Rises trailer has been released. I don't even have a joke here, just watch the damn thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga voted entertainer of the year, promptly tucks the award between her legs and walks away
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
"It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison's Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
From "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" to "The Star Wars Holiday Special" it's time to celebrate the worst of Christmas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn film company gives Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa offer to appear on red carpet, blue carpet
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Heather Donahue of The Blair Witch Project fame is alive and well and selling marijuana. And best of all according to the article, "And you might be happy to know that her PMS is now under control"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Forget about the holidays, the pending global recession, and the death of Kim Jung Il - Britney Spears has changed her Facebook status to "engaged". It's not news, it's CNN
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just to show you how far she's fallen, here's Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in bikinis... and Paris looks better
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lohan Playboy sales are like her crotch after all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SyFy may not show much Sci-Fi, but it makes $500 million a year thanks to Bonnie Hammer. Clearly they've monetized nerd rage
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