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Sun December 18, 2011
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruises to sponsor first "horror convention" at sea. No word if this is just a clever rebranding of the standard norovirus and suspicious shellfish on a regular cruise or if this costs extra
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Top 100 cult films. List fails without _______
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(Digital Theatre)
 
 
 
Couldn't make it to London this past summer? Doctor Who's David Tennant and Catherine Tate in the west-end production of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing is now available as a legit digital download
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Hark the county inmates sing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
As 2011 comes to a close, Vince Gilligan talks about filming the year's most memorable scene in television. Yes, the big scene from the "Breaking Bad" season finale. Yes, *THAT* scene. (SPOILERS)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what Maya Angelou was expecting to happen when she collaborated with Common
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(Salon)
 
 
 
In terms of pop culture, 2011 was really just 1991 with more tattoos and less substance
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
All 92 regular cast members of Saturday Night Live ranked from worst to best. But of course the list is loaded with injustices
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Real estate tip: If you rent your $8 million townhouse to Courtney Love, make sure to get a few months security for damages
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well I'm just SHOCKED that no one is buying the Lindsay edition of Playboy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Jingle Jams: come for the picture of an orangutan in Christmas clothes playing the ukelele, stay for the holiday mix you can actually tolerate
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Legendary black songstress dies after long illness. No not that one. Not that one either
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Sat December 17, 2011
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The top television network last night was Univision. Well, it tied with NBC, but no one considers them a real network
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The murder of rapper Slim Dunkin is as mysterious as the lack of Tim Horton's in the United States
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sherlock is back. No, not your uncouth American fist-fighting one, a proper Sherlock
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
A list of celebrities that some hope will go away in 2012. There are only five, so feel free to add your own
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How TeenNick and a rabid fanbase resurrected the 90s
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Etta James to her fans: Something's got a hold on me
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you've completely wiped out the memory of the the last one, Madonna to release first album in five years
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Subby's gonna watch 'Devil's Advocate' again b/c he thinks it's an good movie, appreciates Charlize Theron's boobs. What movies do you think deserve a 2nd chance for 1st viewing? (difficulty: Reeves/Pacino not req'd)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Journey's Neal Schon demands that a pic of him Lovin', Touchin', and Squeezin' himself be removed from the internet
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(Chud)
 
 
 
"Crank III" is officially in the works. Here's hoping that it's more satisfying than "The Godfather Part III"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be nice if the Beach Boys were to announce plans to reform for their 50th anniversary?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New Steven Seagal/Steve Austin movie is picked up for distribution by Anchor Bay, is sure to be the big hit of 1997
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Fri December 16, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A how-how-how-how about we wish ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons a happy 62nd birthday
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Katy Perry tops Adele to become MTV's first Artist of the Year. MTV would like to thank the deaf community for their votes
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Actual headline du jour: "France set to smash B.O. records"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Rooney Mara beat off competition from Scarlett Johansson & Natalie Portman to get the coveted lead in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" by getting drunk and auditioning while hung over
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Like totally awesome: 10 women from the '80s who are still better looking NOW than Jennifer Aniston
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Cross just blew himself out of any more Chipmunks sequels
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
City of Clearwater gets a movie theater. Residents excited to check out this Tom Cruise they've heard so much about
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Security guards try to stop Christian Bale from visiting blind Chinese activist under house arrest, fail to recognize him as the Goddamned Batman
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
B-movie king Roger Corman is still going strong, putting out movies that will rival Sharktopus in terms of quality
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson hates 'mean, flapping birds' (no topless pics for them this Christmas)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Looks like The Doctor has to go look for a new companion next season
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(Short List)
 
 
 
As everyone else in Hollywood slams the Kardashians (in both meanings of the word), Clint Eastwood actually decides to join them
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(The FW)
 
 
 
Good Grief! Ten things you didn't know about "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TV Executive, CANCEL THAT SHOW
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(YouTube)
 
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First trailer/look at G.I. Joe sequel is pretty PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
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(The FW)
 
 
 
It's the holiday season, so the question must be asked: What ever happened to the kids in "Home Alone"?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Phil Spector appealing murder conviction to the U.S. Supreme Court on grounds that the prosecution violated his constitutional, Fark Newsflash rights
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Thu December 15, 2011
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: man barred from wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt to work. Cool: He's a member of the British Parliament
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern joins NBC's America's Got Talent. Will be asking every contestant if they do anal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eric Idle surgically sacks John Cleese from production of Spamalot in flap over royalties, sympathises with Cleese's divorced wives. "He's had plenty of money already - he's always in financial crisis"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit police on the lookout for a thief who stole Bob Seger's iconic guitar. They believe it was someone who LIKED TO ROCK
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Louis CK's DRM-free direct-sales video experiment pays off: "I really hope people keep buying it a lot, so I can have shiatloads of money"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
Video
 
Wilco's Jeff Tweedy forecasts the weather
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
What, you expected Lindsay Lohan's little sister to grow up without some kind of debilitative eating disorder?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Michael Buble's Christmas message: "go f*ck yourself." The Aristocrats
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(Doctor Who TV)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat reveals that Season 7 of Doctor Who will not have any two-part episodes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
R. Kelly wants to sell you his house, pee on you
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(io9)
 
 
 
Watch Glee's very special Star Wars Holiday Special...or don't ruin the rest of your day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Think you know the original theme song to Gilligan's Island? Think again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bahbwah to the Kardashians: "You don't sing, you don't dance, you don't act. Forgive me, but you don't have any talent"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
20-year-old makes awesome melodic dubstep. Try it out if you like chill electronic. Not affiliated, just like the tunes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They've remade The Great Gatsby and it might not totally suck. We can hope
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jenny from the Block becomes Jenny from the Auction Block as she sells off all the stuff Marc Anthony gave her
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Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda joins Aaron Sorkin's new HBO series playing a character that is basically Ted Turner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bisexual Amber Heard urges other Hollywood stars to come out of the closet. With a helpful picture of how this might be achieved
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Rapper Ray J teams up with Evander Holyfield for a new "boxing entertainment" venture that's sure to piss on the legacy of the sport
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
New pic of Daniel Day Lewis in full Abraham Lincoln costume is even more amazing than the last one
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
That Nick Nolte mugshot that's been floating around for years on the internet -- not an actual mugshot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Presenting the trailer to the new Sacha Baron Cohen film that will almost certainly start a worldwide jihad
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Wanted: Someone to go see this movie with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own popcorn. Safety not Guaranteed. I have only watched this once before
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Jason Bourne's got his memory back three times in a row now... It's not amnesia, you have a learning disability," said the star regarding his return to the franchise, adding, "MAAAAATT DAAAAAMON"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Black Keys won't sign up for streaming sites because it's not fair to the suckers that actually paid for music
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hasidic reggae singer Matisyahu gives up the faith but looks forward to a year of great new music and super-delicious bacon sandwiches
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Merry Titsmas from Christina Hendricks
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Tina Fey has a secret in "30 Rock" season 6 preview, and it looks like it's boobies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Teen Mom" Leah takes daughter for MRI to detect reasons for developmental delays. Apparently "being daughter of Teen Mom star Leah" is too obvious
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'SNL' star Abby Elliott strips down and gushes about girl crus...Hey, get back here
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan suing ex-wife for claiming he used to piledrive Brutus Beefcake in the ring a little too frequently
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Quantum of Solace sucked so hard? Here's your answer
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(truTV)
 
 
 
Grab yourself a bottle of Coke and read this article about Fatty Arbuckle and how he was railroaded by yellow journalism
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow's life of insufferable white affluence -- there's an app for that
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper discusses music, life, and the night that he almost murdered Elvis...wait, wait WHAT?
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Ten women who are hotter than Jennifer Aniston
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Tue December 13, 2011
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
19 celebrity close-ups that will ruin your day and Mila Kunis to make it all better
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
The most beautiful celebs of 2011. Prominently featuring Sofia Vergara's cleavage, of course
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I know, I know, we're not supposed to use to "H" word, but the band's name is "The Twilight Sad." They're dour, self-important, have hilariously bad album covers, and sound like the Spinal Tap of Indie
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
First official trailer for Men In Black 3 looks better than expected. If nothing else it proves Josh Brolin does a damn good job of channeling his inner Tommy Lee Jones
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Mon December 12, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hollywood starlets with some meat on their bones
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears reads about herself, wishes that she were more illiterate
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Human lump of coal Snooki decorates her Christmas tree
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Ten classic Doctor Who companions who were neither hot nor women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six television shows that escaped the Moonlighting curse, from a website that escaped the slideshow curse
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Pierce Brosnan, continuing the bloody war on his own career he began with Mamma Mia..." Has there ever been a TV adaptation of a Stephen King novel that was any good?
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