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Sun December 11, 2011
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(Some TARDIS Databanks)
 
 
 
Two lost 1960s Doctor Who episodes have been recovered by the BBC - watch clips of classic Who no one has seen in forty years to the left, complain about how they're not emo or sparkly enough to the right
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
That movie you spent a lot of time watching in your bunk as a kid is being remade. No, not that one. No, not "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." That other one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Van Morrison's 44-year old girlfriend and mother of his youngest child, Gigi Lee, dies of cancer. Michelle Rocca, Van's wife and mother of his two other children, can hopefully help Van deal with this tragedy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Although it's one of the worst reviewed films of the year, New Year's Eve finally manages to shove a stake through Twilight, taking the #1 spot at the box office while The Sitter flops and The Muppets hang on to the #4 spot
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
The new teaser poster for The Dark Knight Rises. This may not end well
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Blur to be awarded for their contribution to British music. WOOOHOOOOO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin apologizes to himself on SNL
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The ten most inappropriate Christmas songs ever recorded. "D--- in a Box"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says that posing nude gives her confidence, and by "confidence", she means "money for blow"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what Peter Parker would look like if he were a sparkly emo pretty boy instead of a geek? Well, the teaser poster for the new Spider-Man movie answers that question quite definitively
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Al Jaffee, the 91 year-old artist who has drawn Mad Magazine's fold-ins for years and done the Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions feature, took stupid questions from a live audience and gave some damn snappy answers (w/video)
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Sat December 10, 2011
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston named Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men's Health readers, proving that Men's Health readers are 40-something single bald guys who wouldn't recognize real humor if it kicked them in the nuts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full version of the Trent Reznor and Karen O cover of Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" available, complete with title sequence collage for "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo". I'm sure some will have a problem with this
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ke$ha covers Bob Dylan's 'Don't Think Twice, It's Alright.' Pink Floyd, KISS and Peter Gabriel producer bob Ezrin: "It's a brilliant performance. It's so good" (w/ vid)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
While Rihanna dumps a new album of AutoTune mediocrity every year, Adele is talking 2 to 3 more years before she releases her next
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten great gift ideas for the ten major subsets of science fiction fans
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone picks their 50 best albums of 2011, and damned if they didn't get #1 right
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Coldplay announces new North American tour. Dozens of North American fans rejoice
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner shocked by Internet leak of Playboy's Lindsay Lohan spread. This is the first time the word "shocked" has been used in connection with either Playboy or Lindsay Lohan in years
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(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
93% of Americans listen to broadcast radio; remaining 7% have good taste in music
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR gives you their favorite songs, albums and discoveries of 2011 ... in a surprisingly well thought-out list
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(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
I'm your only friend/ I'm not your only friend/ but I'm a little glowing friend/ but really I'm not actually your friend/ but I am $12.99
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Jacko's 13-year-old daughter has landed the starring role in a major motion picture. This is the same girl that wore a veil over her face until mid-2009. (pics, vid)
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Fri December 09, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale: "I'm not averse to doing a nude scene." Mother of God
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biatch set me up. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried is "really, really excited" about her upcoming role as Linda Lovelace; expects the part to be "really hard." Giggity
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
With unemployment at 8.6% and the economy in the tank, it's time to focus on what's really important: Rachel Bilson and Miranda Kerr wore the same dress to different events
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what really needs a remake? American Psycho
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Hanna-Barbera's ten worst creations. Yes, Scrappy Doo is on here
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Glimmer Twins: Keith Richards, Mick Jagger pay for Chicago bluesman's burial
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(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Comic book pioneer Jerry Robinson, who helped create Batman's sidekick Robin and their arch-nemesis The Joker, dead at 89
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Scout Willis bares her bottom in a cheeky new spread. (With a mildly Not safe for work pic.)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Baldwingate intensifies yet again, as flight attendants union ups the ante on Alec Baldwin, demanding he be put on no-fly list and that 30 Rock be removed from all in-flight entertainment. Your move, Alec
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(Some Boob-Lover)
 
 
 
A flat-chested teenage Salma Hayek went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. "I put my hands in the holy water and went: 'Please Jesus give me some boobs.'" Thank you, Jesus
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"Garfield shooting the Amazing Spider-Man." STAY DOWN SPIDEY, HE HATES MONDAYS
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
James Cameron sued by man who claims to have created the idea for Avatar in 1997. Apparently, "blue people in 3-D" was unheard of until then
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper: "Go see a local rock band and they are boring. They are in their Dockers, their Gap shirts. It's like 'I just want to be one of the guys,' and that's not what rock 'n' roll is about"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
GoldenPalace.com deemed pictures of heavily pregnant Anna Nicole Smith wearing only a thin layer of gold paint too unremarkable to publish, so you're seeing them now for the first time. Now _that's_ remarkable. Not safe for work
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell is endorsing Old Milwaukee beer--for free--and filming all of his commercials in one of Iowa's biggest cities, Davenport
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Thu December 08, 2011
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Tonight, NBC will air the last episode of Community, perhaps ever. In its honor, here are the top 10 episodes of one of the funniest and most innovate comedies of the past few decades
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20
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(io9)
 
 
 
Nichelle Nichols reveals that the role of Spock as originally written was gender-neutral. How does she know? She auditioned for the role. What other roles would have been interesting if the gender had been flipped?
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
How does Charlize Theron get through her love scenes with Patton Oswalt? Booze. Lots and lots of booze
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Josh Groban learns the hard way that crocodiles are unforgiving music critics
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Michael Bay is being coy about the Transformers 4 rumors, which is odd considering coyness never exploded anything
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
With Kermit on the run and Gonzo being held in a secret location for his own safety, the lamestream drive-by mainstream LSDBMSM media have circled their wagons around the remaining Muppets for the endgame battle against the right wing blogodome
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin responds to accusations of rudeness, says Americans are sick of filthy planes, barely edible meals, and cuts in service to less-traveled locations; compares stewardess who threw him off plane to Mrs. Ballbricker. Your move, American
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mythbusters show put on hold. Discovery Channel looking for a new program of the right caliber
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin: "I was just playing a game and they threw me off the plane." Airline: "Yeah, about that"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
WAR ready to declare themselves after Rock and Roll Hall of Fame snubs them in favor of the Beastie Boys
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt channels either Eraserhead, Cosmo Kramer, or Kid from Kid and Play
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(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons calls Madonna a "karaoke singer", reminds you to buy the new Kiss Karaoke Machine
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Lionsgate executive hints that the Saw series will continue for as long as moviegoers are stupid enough to keep shelling out money to see the same damn movie again and again and again and again and again and again
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
11 hilarious behind-the-scenes movie photos
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"You'll forgive us for not smiling. It's not smiling time"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The, ah, twenty best new bands of 2011. Yes, they're indie hipster groups
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
New Three Stooges movie might be the worst thing ever
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(Branson Tri-Lakes News)
 
 
 
In Branson, Missouri, comedy tour quits YOU
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Steampunk is officially dead
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Playboy marketing team leaks cover shot of Lindsay Lohan issue. Right?
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Wed December 07, 2011
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In honor of the late, great, Harry Morgan, here are seven great M*A*S*H moments with Colonel Sherman T. Potter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
R*I*P
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you didn't think you like Michael Buble, think again. Check out this video of a mom heckling him to let her 15 year old kid sing on stage and...well, take a look
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she was having a secret relationship with Heath Ledger at the time of his death. Not sure if serious
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Thor sequel loses another director. Brett Ratner spotted spitting out a mouthful of shrimp and shouting, "I'm not busy"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do scroll down for the Dalek in the Slanket
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. on the Future of America: 'Girl Rules, Boys Drool'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Apparently, Adam Sandler thinks the world needs a sequel to Grown Ups
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The 2012 list of inductees to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has been released. Guns and Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys make the cut. Welcome to the Geritol
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Men without Hats. New hotness: Female Celebrities without Pants (slideshow)
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
In his worst decision since Donny & Marie, Chewbacca will guest star on Glee
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Is 3D getting better, or did Dr. Manhattan just wink at me?
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
The 5 Dudes With Whom It's Most Acceptable for Straight Men to Have a Man Crush
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
15-year-old actress gets paid $16,250 an hour for voiceover work, leaving others in the industry speechless
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Michael C. Hall's divorce is finalized. Someone check the river
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Nothing compares 2 U, U, U and U
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hubert Sumlin, electric blues guitar giant who influenced Richards, Clapton, Page and Hendrix, reaches the double bar line
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Tue December 06, 2011
(WBEZ)
 
 
 
Artist sketches what NPR personalities look like based on voice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dobie Gray's in with the dead crowd
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Airline pilot uses "deplane" against Alec Baldwin during game of Words With Friends
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The twenty-five best music videos of 2011. In other news, there were twenty-five music videos made in 2011
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Jesse James blames Sandra Bullock for ruining his life
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(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Doctor Who's one-minute prequel to The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe is a tad surprising
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Master jazz pianist Dave Brubeck turns 91 today. Here he is playing his most famous piece, Take Five, 50 years ago
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
In what will undoubtedly go down in history as the first time Fark defends hipsters, Bon Iver attacked for endorsing alcohol
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
A decidedly sexy looking Scarlett Johansson covers the January issue of Cosmo and admits marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best decision she ever made ... but discovered that she wasn't into the work of keeping it going
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie sued over her new movie. Hell, I want my money back after reading that article
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Britney Spears isn't the only celebrity who turned 30 this year. Here's a slideshow with 30 more, to make you feel really, really old
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soccer is so gay, even Jennifer Lopez can play it. In high heels and a miniskirt, just like David Beckham
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(IFC)
 
 
 
The dozen funniest death scenes in otherwise serious movies. Unsurprisingly Samuel L. Jackson is on here twice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rita Hayworth's grandson found dead in apparent suicide. It came down to a simple choice really. Get busy living or get busy dying
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twelve terrifyingly disappointing facts about popular music. For example, Ke$ha's Tik-Tok has sold more copies than any Beatles single
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Mon December 05, 2011
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
George Clooney says that fatherhood was never meant for him. "Batman & Robin," yes, but fatherhood, no
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro won't play the villain in J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" sequel. He'll be busy combing his back hair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you think of Katy Perry's new hair? Yes, apparently she has hair
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"American Psycho" author feels terrible about bullying victims and wonders what can be done. Just kidding, he wants them to stop whining and man up: "You lose. Deal with it"
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan decides the best way to relaunching her flagging career is to be a part of England's 'Celebrity Big Brother.' "She's a Hollywood A-lister"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sad: Starring in a movie and not remembering it. Sadder: Not seeing it until over 30 years after it was in theaters. Saddest: Your life was the exact opposite of the movie title. I guess it wasn't such A Wonderful Life after all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted political scientist Alec Baldwin says he likes the cut of Mitt Romney's jib
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Famous album cover locations as seen in Google Street View. Sorry, "Electric Ladyland" didn't make the list
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Peter Weller beams aboard the Enterprise. I'd buy that for a dollar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katy Perry and Russell Brand pose together to disprove divorce rumors. I'm sorry but that's not gonna cut it. We're gonna need a sex tape. And Russell can sit out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Madonna confirmed to headline Super Bowl halftime show. This is not a post from 1985. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot
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(io9)
 
 
 
"Space...the final frontier... endless...silent...waiting. This is the story of the United Space Ship Enterprise...its mission...a five year patrol of the galaxy where no man has gone before...a STAR TREK"
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