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Sun November 27, 2011
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What ever happened to the live album? (Bonus: a list of the best live albums of all time)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Have you ever looked at your Christmas tree and thought, "It needs more tanned guidos?" Well, these Jersey Shore ornaments have you covered
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(BBC)
 
 
 
No more More More More
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Twilight tops Friday B.O." That sounds about right
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Andrea Bocelli suffers from stage fright. I can see why
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Sat November 26, 2011
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont's Ruth Stone now in the Dead Poets Society
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Rocky" has been named the favorite sports film of the UK. Sorry, "Cool Runnings"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christian Bale: "This will be my last Batman movie." Well what he actually said was "GRRR GRRR GrrrGrr" but you know what he means
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(Offbeat)
 
 
 
Louisiana hoodoo bluesman Coco Robicheaux crosses over to the spirit land
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Steve Perry finds his voice again: "I had to give myself the right to suck and write some music that maybe isn't so great"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kid Rock raises $375K for charity by saving Old Milwaukee cans
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez is thrilled that her mother is pregnant. Justin Bieber is thrilled that he doesn't have to take another paternity test
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That classic "mahna mahna" song has its roots in Italian porn. Porn... is there anything it can't do?
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The biggest and most ridiculous celebrity hair of the 80s. What were they thinking?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith's daughter looks just like her. The resemblance is remarkable
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Charlie Brown can't kick a football, but he can still beat Lady Gaga in the TV ratings
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh holy crap KATE MIDDLETON WORE A TURTLE NECK TO GROCERY SHOP
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Fri November 25, 2011
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Florence and the Machine cover Drake's Take Care, manage to do the impossible and make it sound good
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(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
MSNBC's Ed Shultz named #3 least influential person alive. "The only reason people watch "The Ed Show" is they're working out in a hotel gym and they can't find a staff member to change the channel to ESPN"
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
In Serbia, a cop and a small-time robber stealing a baby from a local millionaire counts as biology
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais and Sean Connery in the same TV show? YESH
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The First T. Hanksgiving
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga wants a "really big dick." She should learn to accept what she has
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Gary Oldman feels that the closing of the Chelsea Hotel is a loss for everyone. (Everyone?) EEEVVVEEERRRYYYOOONNNEEE
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Amazon Elvis Costello's new boxed set priced at $260. The singer responded with a directive to fans to steal it, wait for the standalone releases, or buy Louis Armstrong's boxed set. "Frankly, his music is vastly superior"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
A day in the life of a random assortment of letters
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A rationalization of why there were two more Spider-Man movies than necessary
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Yiff in hell, Janet Jackson
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(io9)
 
 
 
Science fiction families that are more evil--and yet somehow better--than your own
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Thu November 24, 2011
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
"I was making ziti with the meat gravy, and I'm planning to roast peppers over the flames and I had some beautiful cutlets, cut just right, that I was going to fry up before dinner as an appetizer." 50 great food moments in film
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone readers have picked the ten best Van Halen songs, and it's a pretty good li--WHERE THE F*CK IS LOVE WALKS IN? THAT IS THEIR BEST SONG
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(The Bloggess)
 
 
 
If the wolf died of old age instead of hunting or poaching, then it's ethical to wear his carcass on airplane rides and the movie Twilight
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sienna Miller: "I would often find myself, at the age of 21, at midnight, running down a dark street on my own with 10 men chasing me. And the fact they had cameras in their hands made that legal"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The absolute best British band on Earth to compose the 2012 Olympics theme. No, not that one. Or that one. Not them either. No, still wrong. Closer, but wrong. Yeah. Those guys
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Here's Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Most online gamers are women and get laid more often. Srsly?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Young male news anchor asks Betty White out on a date during a live interview
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Statler: "Here are ten skits that prove that The Muppet Show was for adults more than kids." Waldorf: "You know what?" Statler: "What?" Waldorf: "It wasn't for anybody." Both: "DOH HO HO HO"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Musical maturity: Justin Bieber decides to sing live, not lip sync. Musical immaturity: Promptly forgets the words to 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town'
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Wed November 23, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls Jimmy Fallon "despicable, reprehensible human being"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
George Michael in Vienna hospital. This is why you shouldn't have sausage in cans
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
I'll save you 100 clicks -- Rolling Stone Magazine says that Jimi Hendrix is still the greatest rock guitarist, and demonstrates that the guitar is an old man's instrument
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan body slammed by divorce settlement
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(io9)
 
 
 
Community summons Beetlejuice over the span of three seasons
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(Doctor Who News)
 
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Today marks the 48th Anniversary of Doctor Who. So here is where it all started
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe's parents initially rejected Harry Potter role, fearing filming would be "too disruptive" and that he'd end up naked on stage with an 'orse
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Were you hoping the new Muppet movie was a modern masterpiece of cinema seamlessly blending puppet and human actors? About that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rick Hilton says son Conrad was completely sober, merely hit two parked cars because he was trying to avoid a dog that ran in front of him. Then went home to his wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
While it's depressing to realize Dancing with the Stars has 13 seasons in the bag, it's still going strong. Here's who last night's winner was (spoilers, obviously)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The current odds for the 2012 Oscars. So far? It's a silent French film vs Spielberg's horse
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It appears Victoria's Secret learned a thing or two at Comic-Con this year (slide show, but worth it)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber finally takes paternity test. Arrives early, well studied, with sharpened #2 pencil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley weight loss regimen includes low carb eating, cardio training, cigarette butt lift
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Jason Segel loves muppets more than women
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner: "I'm blessed to have cool roles in these big movies. Because nothing against Transformers, but thank God I don't have to do a monologue to a robot. I don't know how Shia, God bless him, does that"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Gandolfini will return to HBO in a new com--
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Tue November 22, 2011
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Women found to make up less than a third of all movie roles. The other two-thirds are played by Eddie Murphy
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
NBC orders Sarah Silverman comedy pilot. Matt Damon seen quietly sneaking away
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Francis Ford Coppola regrets sequels to "The Godfather." He's half-right
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dennis DeYoung says he foresaw current recession in 1980's Rockin the Paradise (related news: Be on lookout for overlord robots)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Legendary science fiction author Anne McCaffrey makes her final trip between
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg takes us behind the scenes of "Mission: Impossible 4." Oh, and that Tom Cruise guy is there, too
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kris Humphries suing Kim Kardashian for $10 million. That's a lot of anal bleaching
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart has farkin' Tourette's
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
So now Chris Evans is gonna play Iceman, too? How many superheroes can one guy be?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jonah Hill abandons hosting duties for WWE Monday Night Raw. IT'S HILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Good news, NBC: You have one new show that's doing well
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Ellen Page rumored to be in The Dark Knight Rises. This really *is* turning out to be an Inception reunion. (possible spoiler)
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(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
MTV: How about a new reality show where we follow young people through the woods with high powered rifles? BRILLIANT
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The Tournament of Muppets is down to the final two candidates and voting is now open to the public. Don't let Gonzo down
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"NCIS" actor David Fisher pleads not guilty to choking, head-slapping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy says you might just have a shot with her, if you look like Howie Mandel
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Stallone announces a Rocky musical. Because if there's one thing musical theatre fans love, it's boxing
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What is the greatest Thanksgiving movie of all time? Hint: It was released 24 years ago
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
FARK's favourite Generic Stammering Englishman testifies in mobile hacking probe
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Madonna reaches out to Demi Moore with those big ol' Popeye arms of hers
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson thinks his Twilight character is "flawed and ugly," gay
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stephen King nominated for Bad Sex in Literature award, surprisingly not for the finale of "IT"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After you acquire truckloads of money and fame as the star of L.A. Law, what do you do? Well, you lose your mind and spend your money on snow globes. Eight thousand of them
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Kristen Wigg can be sexy too
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Mon November 21, 2011
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Cougar Town got Community'd. Somewhere, Evil Abed is laughing hysterically
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher sobers up, resumes lawsuit against brother Noel, gets drunk again
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
What is it with Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants and their inability to maintain long-term relationships?
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Stacy Keibler on relationship with George Clooney: "It's love." George Clooney: "It's what, now?"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne lands radio show. Don't miss "Unintelligible Gibberish in the Morning" on SiriusXM
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson was chemically castrated by Elvis or something
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Sparkly rift appearing between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Katy Perry and Russell Brand's marriage is in trouble, so naturally she's talking about having a baby
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(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken impersonator pranks AP with deep Walken thoughts on Natalie Wood's death. "There was tragedy"
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One earns $139.5 million its first weekend. Stop it, America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff strips down to underwear before singing at AMA show. No word of if cheeseburgers were served afterwards. With pics of singers you've never heard of and whatever a Beiber is
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Now that Rampage is being made into a movie, here are 10 retro videogames that SHOULD have been made into movies
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
10 awesome electronic/remix artistsssSSsSssOONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
John Cleese's stand in for The Black Knight scene was Richard Burton, and 19 other things you didn't know about Monty Python, most likely because you're so very stupid. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time
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(io9)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD commentary for Total Recall is pure NAHHHHGUUUUAHHHHGAHHHHHH
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air
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(io9)
 
 
 
Before there were the Muppets, Jim Henson was into some *really* freaky puppeteering. (w/ multiple awesome pics and videos)
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