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Sun November 13, 2011
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake is a man of his word
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
RIP blues legend Doyle Bramhall, the man who wrote Stevie Ray Vaughan's hits "Life By The Drop" and "Dirty Pool." Little known fact, he also taught Stevie to sing
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Storage Wars guys find $500,000 worth of pirate gold, will use American Truckers to haul it to the Pawn Stars, who have a buddy who's an expert in pirate treasure
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Want to start reading Terry Pratchett's Discworld but don't know where to start? Here's a handy guide to get you started on reading one of the best original universes ever created
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Immortals hammers the competition to take the box office with $33 million, and once again America proves its collective ignorance by making an Adam Sandler movie #2 with $27.5 million
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(PopCrunch)
 
 
 
20 inanimate objects that stole the show in movies. Don't say 'List fails without Keanu Reeves', the only thing he ever stole was a paycheck
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(Gather)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian suing the man that called her wedding a sham. In other news, subby wonders if there has even been a class action collection of defendants before
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember K-Fed? Well, in Australia he's known as K-Fat now and they'd like for us to take him back
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Why do Rudolph and Frosty have staying power? Their ho, ho, hos?
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Actor Peter Dinklage is a wee bit upset with most roles out there for little people
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(Some Jim Guy)
 
 
 
The Doors cover the 'Reading Rainbow' theme song
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Sat November 12, 2011
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel does the ol' "I'd do another nude scene if the director would say that it's tastefully done" routine
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Avatar star Zoe Saldana says "NA'VI AGAIN" to longtime fiance
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Norway, television audiences can't get enough "Pan Am"
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Fergie is so excited to decorate her house, she could piss herself
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Movie tough guy Stephen Dorff emotionally scarred by... a trip to Disneyland?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher: "I'm not desperate at all to reform Oasis." Rest of the world: "We'll deal somehow"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
30 inexplicably glowing reviews for unwatchably bad movies. Yes, Ebert features more than once
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good: Danica McKellar is returning to TV. Bad: in a made-for-TV movie. Worse: It's a horror film called Tasmanian Devil. Fail: It's a SyFy Channel original movie
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Fri November 11, 2011
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Today's stupid celebrity baby name goes to Bachelor "Winner" Shayne Lamas, who gave birth to daughter Press Dahl Lamas-Richie
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In News That Would Have Been Welcome in 1975, Black Sabbath are reuniting
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but I've never seen James Taylor in a production of "A Christmas Carol" before
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson goes full-Fergie. You never go full-Fergie
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Showtime gives "Weeds" the green for an eighth season (spoilers)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sasha Grey will not quit reading to children. Here's her rebuttal
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A collection of reviews for Adam Sandler's latest awful film, Jack and Jill: "I was gritting my teeth 15 minutes in"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jay-Z selling merchandise at Occupy Wall Street because...why not?
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
When the name of the movie is "Strippers Versus Werewolves" you know you've got yourself a winner
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Howard Stern to judge America's Got Talent on NNNNNNNNBC
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"(The Immortals) wasn't historically accurate," grumbled a woman in the elevator after the sneak preview. "I guess that's what we deserve for using free tickets we got at a Blackhawks game"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey says pregnancy has made her voice stronger. Drug stores brace for unprecedented run on cotton balls
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Happy Nigel Tufnel Day
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"X Factor" star spends six nights banging seven women and railing lines of coke. Charlie Sheen reportedly seeking royalties
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(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Maury Povich wants to reveal the results of the Justin Bieber paternity test on his show. Personally, I don't think Bieber has the soul to do a truly epic "Not The Father" dance
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If your radio prank involves tying helium balloons to a puppy and letting it float away into the clouds, don't be surprised at how fast PETA starts calling
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to first graders. This article is brought to you by the letter A, The number 2, and the letter M
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(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Thirty-six years after its sinking, Gordon Lightfoot changes the lyrics to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Sesame Street is looking for the original "Gordon." If you happen to know who he is, can you tell him how to get, how to get to Sesame Street
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(Gate World)
 
 
 
SyFy working on three new scripted dramas for next year. And no, that is not a euphemism for more fake wrestling
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Jack and Jill gets a 0% Rotten Tomatoes score...nowhere to go but up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IV turned XL
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Thu November 10, 2011
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In the shock of a lifetime, Taylor Swift narrowly beats out Kanye West to win Entertainer of the Year honors at the Country Music Association Awards
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lil Wayne and Fat Joe to coach charity basketball tournament. Medium Bob not invited
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Law & Order: SVU" actress Tamara Tunie scammed out of $1 milion by her accountant. This is her story. *CHA-CHING*
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Billy Crystal replaces Eddie Murphy as Oscars host. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Soap"
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(TVWeek)
 
 
 
Viacom shocked at double-digit drop in Nickelodeon's ratings during back to school month
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but it's not a family man
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bono: "we sucked at Glastonbury because I wore the wrong shoes"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queen: "We've endured because we speak for common people." That, and Brian May saved the life of a brain-damaged hedgehog
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(Ann Arbor News)
 
 
 
Man who submitted online petition to stop Nickelback from playing at a Detroit Lions game is shocked when it received 50,177 signatures in a matter of days
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Snooki claims she's not an alcoholic
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Songs best heard EXTRA-LOUD
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke always invites his shrink, dentist, and mechanic to his movie premieres. The only bad thing about this is that they're the same person
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese says 3D holograms are the future of cinema
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Can Mimi Rogers do what Ashton Kutcher can't?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Muppets as Oscar hosts? That could work
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hal Linden: That 70's man
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Wed November 09, 2011
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Your 20 favorite album covers remade... with kittens
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I fondly remember when Morgan Freeman was chosen to receive the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes. My, my, my. It was like it was only yesterday. I don't think I'd ever forget that day
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce a London "jam" session, though that's contingent on whether or not the venue is handicap accessible
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Megan Fox finally realizes she married Brian Austin Green, spotted in L.A. yesterday without her wedding ring
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hip-hop stars mourn Heavy D's death. Even so, they aren't exactly lining up to carry his coffin
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet's wax statue is... eerily good
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The game show host from "Slumdog Millionaire" to play Indian Jack Bauer. OH MY GOODNESS, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF THE TIME
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Kristin Chenoweth has her own Cabbage Patch doll. I don't know how you tell the difference
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise sang and danced 10 hours per day to prepare for "Rock of Ages." That's a LOT of Bob Seger
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
David Arquette concludes that his marriage is just like his WCW Heavyweight Championship: brief, disturbing, and a running joke
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The downside of big-screen comic book adaptations. Wait a minute... you're saying there's a DOWNSIDE to Batman & Robin?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Westlife fan chooses boyband over her husband
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler: "Hey, that palm frond makes a character on my new movie billboard look like she's got a mustache." Movie studio has tree cut down. Sandler: "What the hell did you do that for?"
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(TG Daily)
 
 
 
A nostalgic look back at George Lucas's best movie ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your FIRST mistake was hiring Danzig to play something called the 'Fun Fun Fun Fest'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Uncle Owen?? Aunt Beru??
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Roger O'Donnell says he felt "sick" after he returned to play with The Cure for the first time in over two decades
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kurt Loder is still alive and saying things everyone else started saying 15 years ago
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What we know so far about "Iron Man 3." For one thing, it will feature Tony Stark. Also, it will feature Iron Man
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(BareFoot MusicNews)
 
 
 
Music, bright tights and flannel at MagnoliaFest 2011
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Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
''The bearded woman shaves. The barista has a wide shade to cover her single eye. The woman uses a scarf to cover up her neck ears''
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Heavy-D..composing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
All the world waits in anticipation, forgetting the crisis in Greece, throwing aside all concern over a nuclear threat from Iran, and we wonder--does Courtney Strodden have fake boobs?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pitbull attacks Lindsay Lohan. She probably smells like Snausages
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Karen Gillan wants Amy Pond to die, which would simultaneously make roughly half the Doctor Who fan base happy, and inconsolable
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Mena Suvari wants to have children. Line forms behind me, fellas
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jennifer Saunders has Absolutely Fabulous movie plans
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Billy Idol to have surgery to fix malformed foot. He'll be dancing with himself in no time
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Skeletor to appear in Playboy next meth...er...month
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The Hannibal Lecter show lands on NBC. Here's hoping for a cross-promotion where he has Whitney Cummings for dinner
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Stop: #occupyhammertime
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A review of the new Evanescence album: "Amy Lee bellows like a vampire princess that's been hurled into the bottomless reaches of hell, managing the singular feat of sounding ridiculous and joyless simultaneously"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner in hot water for something other than making terrible, terrible movies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne released from hospital after large head, injury
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to put a taxpayer cost on the latest Lindsay Lohan court fiasco? How does $250,000 per hour sound?
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne is leaving cryptic messages that suggest Black Sabbath might reunite for a tour. Then again, pretty much everything Ozzy says sounds cryptic
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Sales of audio CDs will effectively end in 2012
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro to star as Bernie Madoff in HBO feature film based on disgraced financier. Joe Pesci rumored to be in talks to play Ruth
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ellen barkin' at Fox News: "Can you imagine a legitimate newsperson -- Walter Cronkite, Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw -- just lying on the news?"
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Mon November 07, 2011
(Variety)
 
 
 
THERE'S Waldo
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"I am renewing Spartacus for a third season." "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season." "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season." "I am renewing Spartacus for a third season"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Biebers accuser says that she is not scared of his DNA, which is kind of obvious if you think about it
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Incredibly Inappropriate coloring books that actually exist
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Bill Murray as Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Put THAT in your cigarette holder and smoke it
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(UGO)
 
 
 
The best rappers turned actors. What, no love for Vanilla Ice?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne looks *so* punk after bar fight
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The top movie sidekicks of all time--and Jules Winnfield? Sidekick? Say "sidekick"again," I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*cker, say "sidekick" one more g*ddamn time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gromit, this is the wrong country
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Russell Brand and Katy Perry planning vacation to save their sham of a marriage
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
We were so close, people. We were so close
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amy Fisher loses to Octomom in celebrity boxing event after taking a few well placed shots to the head
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin gives concertgoers a S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert has been financing "At the Movies" himself, and can't afford to do it much longer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hayden Panetierre and nude....you already clicked, didn't you? Good luck with your eyes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber plans to take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of crazy woman's child, and sue her for spreading the completely untrue rumors that he has sex with women
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Unintentionally funny moments in horror cinema
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After 10 years, SNL finally hits one out of the chapel with their send up of the Kardashian divorce (w/video)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Emma Watson spotted with new boyfriend. THREE POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
2:30 AM: Lindsay Lohan released from jail
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
11:00PM: Lindsay Lohan checks into jail
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
After Smurfs, the next old cartoon to get the CG animation treatment will be Popeye. I yam what I yam
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