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Sun November 06, 2011
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robbed a train full of money, became a national hero, spent the best years of his life in Brazil as a free man, and received a lifetime achievement award for his services to crime - everyman's idol
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Tower Heist" steals second place at the weekend box office, but ends up $10 million short of expectations ... and loses to a talking cat
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(72)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sleep well, Los Angeles, knowing that William Hung is a technical crime analyst for the sheriff's department
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(51)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Report from shooting set of "The Hobbit". With a pic of Leroy the Pig that would make Fark squirrel jealous
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you haven't already, time to upgrade Lohan to #1 in your Celebrity Death Pool
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(124)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Andy Williams can't take his eyes off of his diagnosis
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(40)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is set for "A Very Gaga Thanksgiving," a TV special on ABC. She's going to make deep-fried turkey. This is not a joke
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Grab your pencil and take this James Bond quiz. Brought to you from some folks who forgot to read RFC 1866, Section 8
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Admit it. If you ever watched Night Court, it was because of episodes like this. The first appearance of Bob & June Wheeler
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(143)
 


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News created a list of stars with no talent. Wouldn't it have just been easier to list the few with talent?
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(54)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly reviewer gives "A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas" an A, immediately apologizes for doing so
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Octomom and Kate Gosselin find out that it's tough to raise litters of children without networks paying you
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(128)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy ready to return to Saturday Night Live to help them rise to new heights of mediocrity
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Star Trek episode banned for 43 years in Germany finally airs. Ya, you know what one
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(156)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Tim Burton wanted Ray Liotta to play Batman, but instead Liotta did some little move called Goodfellas. Never heard of it
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(89)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ MISSISSIPPI QUE-aaaaaaack... *thud*
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(14)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
What's worse than an animated film starring Adam Sandler about a vampire that runs a monster hotel? How about tossing Miley Cyrus into the mix?
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(45)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's quite a competition for who will play Bruce Willis's son in Die Hard 5: Die Hardier
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(72)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Eight early embarrassing music videos that artists wish they never made. List wins with epic Journey failure, fails without Billy Squier career-killer
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(169)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Art Garfunkel turns 70 today. Note for note, one of the purest male voices, ever
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(111)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like someone can say goodbye to that sweet, sweet, Beiber-baby money
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(91)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Marvel to finally drag itself into digital age next year, will release most titles online. Excelsior
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(34)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Benicio Del Toro to play the villain in next Star Trek movie. We can't stop here, Spock, this is bat country
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(60)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Harold and Kumar may get their own animated series
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(25)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Five albums you should be listening to right now
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(221)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Lake Woebegoingonthemarket
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Scotland Yard tells TV documentary producers that to be featured on any of their programmes, they charge £500 a day and 15% of overseas and merch profits, plus additional fees for use of bikes, cars, dogs and horses, plus VAT
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(16)
 


Fri November 04, 2011
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The Karate Kid is now the The Karate 50-Year-Old. Damn, we're old
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Conan caps first anniversary on TBS with a gay wedding in NYC. "I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom"
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(72)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx is the 2011 Ambassador for the Global Down Syndrome Foundation. Isn't that special?
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
There may be a royal bun in the oven, or up the royal duff, or whatever the hell the English say
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(65)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Want a Larry Bird/Magic Johnson Musical? You're in luck
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(23)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais to host the Golden Globes again. It looks like somebody failed to learn a valuable lesson, and it's not Ricky
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(25)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe has a Twitter imposter. The twist: She's nicer than Gabourey: "My mom was like, 'Wait, people like her, she's lovely, I'm going to follow her'"
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(37)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn says Brett Ratner masturbated to her whilst eating shrimp. Who hasn't been there?
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(120)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian: "Obviously, there will come a point where we don't want to film our show anymore." It's not world peace, but I'll take it
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(27)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: "Now we know where Demi Moore likes it." Hint: It's not the front
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(132)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's mom in heap big trouble for using the term "Indian giver"
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(130)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
X-Men: First Class is getting a sequel. A sequel to a prequel, what sort of quel is that?
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(109)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Thank you, Twitter, for giving an outlet to all the celebrity attention whores who want the public to know what they look like in a bikini
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(34)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Snooki will tweet about your product for a mere $7,800 a pop
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(37)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Woman who claims to have Bieber's love child could face rape charges; you read that right
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(131)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
"Sarah Jessica Parker fails to 'wow' us at the races." Sometimes, it's just too easy
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert reluctantly accepts that celluloid film is dead. "The day is here when most of the new movies I see are in digital. You and I both know how they look, and the fact is, they look pretty good"
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It turns out that no amount of airbrushing or photoshopping could make Lindsay Lohan presentable enough for Playboy
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(116)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
President of Universal Studios: "We make a lot of sh*tty movies"
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(36)
 
(Awesome Robo)
 
 
 
Japanese artist sees birds, immediately pictures them in cute military outfits
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(8)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Google's "Do a barrel roll" absolutely, positively has nothing at all to do with Starfox. Nothing
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(50)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
GWAR guitarist Flattus Maximus guttae mortuis at XXXIV
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(97)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
56-year-old Porky's star you've never heard of is found dead in Maui of apparent suicide. In other news, you aren't able to afford Maui because you never got the chance to "star" in Porky's franchise
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(67)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Your most overpaid actor in Hollywood is... *DRUM ROLL* ... Drew Barrymore?
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(65)
 


Thu November 03, 2011
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Meet Berenice Marlohe, the new Bond Girl. Double-oh-wow
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(90)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In court, Selena Gomez's stalker conducts himself exactly like how you'd imagine Selena Gomez's stalker would conduct himself
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(49)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson stalking Adele for a duet
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Justin Bieber's baby mama. And yes you would in a freaky deaky way. ( A couple of the pics. are border line Not safe for work)
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(211)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hi-ho, Kermit the Frog here with an article about how the Muppets were saved, YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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(63)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A new trailer for Underworld: Awakening is out, it's got Kate Beckinsale in tight black leather, so...yeah
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(84)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The AV Club's Reasonable Discussions #19: "Bono Still Needs a Cockpunching"
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CNN taps Soledad O'Brien for morning show. Giggity
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(42)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Eight random Americans asked what they think about Korean girl group Girls' Generation, whose first U.S. album dropped this week. 30-year-old guy: "Midriffs are always appreciated"
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(93)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Your father is turning violet, Violet
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros: "UNLEASH THE THIRD MOVIE"
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(26)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman cried while watching "Real Steel," presumably from regret
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(57)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart kindly offering new forum for women and heterosexual alpha male patriots who hate Glee but watch it religiously so they can warn other women and totally non-gay guys about the evils of musical theater and lustful teenage boys
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(67)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence tries to distance "Hunger Games" from "The Twilight Saga." Good luck with THAT
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(46)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian: "I'm so distraught, I can't function." So, she can't do nothing? You mean that she's actually going to be productive? Man, this IS serious
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber on Twitter: "I did not lose my virginity to a random 20-year-old fan and get her pregnant after a 30 second sex romp backstage." Justin Beiber to girl's lawyer: "I plead the fifth"
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(291)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
"Watchmen" prequel plans will leave you blue in the face
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(75)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
About five years ago, we were lamenting the loss of sitcoms on TV. due to Reality TV. Now, sitcoms are back, but we're still wondering where our good dramas are
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(100)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Salman Rushdie comes out of hiding to mock the shiat out of Kim Kardashian
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(32)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Judge orders Lindsay Lohan to finish her Playboy photo shoot before reporting to jail to begin her 30 day sentence
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Legendary Academy Awards producer Gil Cates passes away at 77. Doctors had predicted 75, but as usual, things went a little long
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why "Now That's What I Call Music 11" is one man's most favoritest album ever. All the bite and brilliance of NTWICM 9, none of the filler of NTWICM 65
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(54)
 


Wed November 02, 2011
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lobbyist challenges BBC to put more women on radio. BBC to argue that at eight o'clock they might explode
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(29)
 
(On The Red Carpet)
 
 
 
Appeals court leaves $550,000 FCC fine tits up in 2004 Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction case
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(42)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Whatever the heck a Justin Bieber is, she's found a way to look even more ridiculous
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(67)
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
If you work for US Weekly, you should be able to tell the difference between 28-year-old "Community" star Donald Glover and 65-year-old "Lethal Weapon" star Danny Glover
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(51)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
BOOOOOOOOM: An infographic breakdown of the explosions in Michael Bay's films
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 30 hours in jail
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(61)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The Steven Seagal movie plot word cloud. I see that the words "kill," "dead," "killed," and "discovers cold" are quite prominent
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(21)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
DMX takes "keeping it real" to a whole new level
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Four Tops musical director George Rountree bottoms out at 61
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson picture hacker pleads not guilty to computer charges, but pleads guilty to charges of being totally awesome
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(40)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Top 12 movie moments from Pixar. Try not to cry like a biatch at some of these, okay? (spoilers)
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(153)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The New Girl's ratings are dropping, but in a zany and quirky way
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(47)
 
(The Moveable Fest)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise woulda been Edward Scissorhands if only he figured out how to go to the bathroom
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(10)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
JK Rowling reveals why she did what she did to Hagrid and Lupin in the books
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(120)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Is Sofia Coppola the George W. Bush of Hipster Cinema?
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
America's Most Wanted to return to TV December 2nd on Lifetime, will now focus only on deadbeat dads, adulterers, wifebeaters, stalkers, and women who are oppressed by them
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(30)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's divorce mourned by hipsters at Dash store vigil. Actually, "mourned" might be the wrong word here, but just run with it
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(46)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga likes to hang ten. Well, eleven, if you count the... you know
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(42)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried to play "Deep Throat" star Linda Lovelace. That's a tough one to swallow
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne's most embarrassing moment was discovering her fiance was cheating with a tranny. To be fair, you can understand his confusion
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(70)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How 2012 is shaping up to be a golden year for animated movies
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(43)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten coolest motorcycles in pop culture. Also, the five lamest ones are here. And yes, Cy-Kill made the list
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(84)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guys: Zooey Deschanel is back on the market. Ladies: That creepy stalker hipster dude from Death Cab for Cutie is back on the market as well
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(94)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian upset by 'sham marriage' slurs. In other news, O.J. still maintains his innocence
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(93)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The greatest montage of cinematic god's-eye-view shots you will see this fortnight
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it's being sued for paternity by a woman who is 100% not an attention whore
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(102)
 


Tue November 01, 2011
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles City Attorney and Los Angeles County District Attorney seeking jail time for Lindsay Lohan. In other news, Charlie Brown hopes to kick the football this time around
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Forty years ago, Frank Zappa brought us "200 Motels" in the movie theatres. "So long as I get some beer and I get paid, you can make me do anything, I'm professional" -- Lonesome Cowboy Burt
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(62)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson says weight gain was great for business. #CHINNING
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(29)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon's python skin handbag draws complaints from PETA, Hulk Hogan
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(40)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
An art galley consisting of nothing but Bill Murray fan art? Sure, why not?
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(26)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So apparently the Wallflowers broke up and are now planning a reunion
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(25)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT FOR THE DARK KNIGHT RISES: Matthew Modine likes pink panties
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(37)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why does USA Weekend, the Soros-funded liberal agitprop mouthpiece foisted upon Americans every week in their Sunday newspaper, refuse to accuse Boone from "Lost" of being an ecoterrorist?
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(37)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Film adaptation of "The Rum Diary" tanked at theaters. So... what went wrong, exactly?
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(98)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Being gay has really helped NPH nab the ladies
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(36)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Some guy attempts to interview Brian Wilson, and it goes just as you would expect
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(31)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Terra Nova's ratings are dropping like a planet-killing asteroid
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(142)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D
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(19)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson on her nude photos: "I know my best angles. It's not like I was shooting a porno. Although there's nothing wrong with that"
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(92)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
IF YOU SMELLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA... what Fred Flintstone's COOKIN'
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(23)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Why does Sofia Vergara always look like she's filming a shampoo commercial?
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(61)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
So we're getting a Fall Guy remake
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(45)
 
(Moviefone)
 
 
 
Engines on a Roman chariot, disappearing signs, careless film continuity ... Yes, it's the 15 worst movie mistakes in history
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(184)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Anne Rice thinks her lame romance novel vampires are cooler than the lame Twilight romance novel knockoff vampires
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(149)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart still has a lot to "discover" about herself. Specifically, how facial expressions work
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(64)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pete Townshend takes time out from 'researching' child porn to blast Apple as vampires
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(52)
 


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson confirms that she has been pregnant for the past six years
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(38)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Are you ready for two more Cabin Fever films? Too bad, here they come
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(25)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
The six scariest Japanese horror films ever made. Or, the six scariest films ever made
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A sad silence has enveloped Lake Wobegon
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
For Halloween, Ice-T is Hannibal Lecter and his wife Coco is HOT (borderline not-safe-for-work)
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(truTV)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel compares Snooki to J.K. Rowling. Snooki: "I don't know who that is." This is a multi-layer Stupid tag
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
With the planet on the brink of global economic disaster, the world's leaders have decided to THIS JUST IN, THE DOG FROM "UP" HAS BEEN SPOTTED ON A SEE-SAW WITH A KID
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds to giggle wildly as himself on "Archer"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Psychic "too busy" to claim million dollar prize. Who knew?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
George Clooney's ex had an unfortunate father-daughter relationship
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you guessed two months in the office pool for how long Kim Kardashian's big ass wedding with Kris Humphries was going to last, step up and claim your prize
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(BET)
 
 
 
Too $hort is being sued for allegedly grabbing a woman's breast. In related news, Too $hort still exists
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(54)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling horsepitalized
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-one unexpectedly scary episodes of otherwise non-scary shows. Like that one time Garfield faced a ghost
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke explains what went wrong with Iron Man 2. "The performance and all the things that I tried to bring to it end up on the f---ing floor"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Milla Jovovich predicts end of the world in her new Mayan calendar
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(45)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Looking for something to watch tonight for Halloween but don't quite know what to see? Here's a list of 10 MST3K episodes that will satisfy your love of horror--and comedy
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(All Things D)
 
 
 
Wall Street says it's just come up with a revolutionary idea: Free music with profits coming from concerts. You know, the idea that's been pushed by music fans for well over a decade
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not surprising: posthumous Amy Winehouse album is about to drop. Very surprising: allegedly, she only sang one of the tracks on drugs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. News: Jennifer Love Hewitt and boyfriend dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. (with amusing pics)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I heard some kid died last year because of the Annual Fark Spooky Story Halloween thread, and so we're not going to have one this year. So definitely don't post scary stories in this thread
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(Geekologie)
 
 
 
If you think you hated Justin Bieber before, the little twink bastard has a goddam Batmobile
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake trying to find a man for George Michael. Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The cast of 'Glee' dresses up for Halloween pretty much like you'd expect
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(Some Lileks)
 
 
 
Disco? Check. CB Radios? Check. Pinky Toscadero? Check and Mate. James Lileks uncovers the most horrifying of 70s Halloween artifacts: "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 10 Kevin Costner movies. He might not be able to act, but he can sure pick good movies
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Knock Knock." Who's there? "Britney." Britney who? "Exactly"
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(36)
 
(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift calls in lawyers over photo of topless lookalike being published. Lawyers insist that they can prove it's not Swift because the topless model is capable of different facial expressions
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The 12 most unscary scary films. Because 13 would have been too scary
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(118)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
An entire year of Conan, condensed into four minutes. More laughs, less filling
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(37)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"Uh... I was born, some stuff happened, some other stuff happened, more stuff happened, and I'm writing this book. The end, I guess"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian dresses as Poison Ivy for Halloween. That's appropriate, since Kim *can* leave you with a terrible itch
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