Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.

These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun October 30, 2011
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There's something poetic about Johnny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson losing out to an animated cat at the box office
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank fires her manager. Apparently, he was unable to find her stable work
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum wows Halloween party with full-body, see-through costume that shows off her slim good body, especially her spectacular glutes and abs
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to pay for restoration of Motown piano played by Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, Temptations. Tells museum he just couldn't let it be
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
McCartney: Let Me Roll It (except on Shabbos)
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC shocked to discover that after dumbing down BBC Radio 3 classical music programming to appeal to mouthbreathers, no one is listening to BBC Radio 3
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Famed British broadcaster Jimmy Savile, first DJ in the world to use two turntables, finally scratches
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Expendables 2: Expendable Stuntmen
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat October 29, 2011
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Widespread Panic all over the Interstate
source: wowt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
So, everyone watched the premieres of Grimm and Chuck last night. Naw, just kidding, everyone was watching the World Series. Now next week, Fox will see their ratings win decline as Fringe will be back
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Ten Inappropriately Sexy Cartoon Characters." Um...people find cartoons sexy? Really?
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 50 creepiest pieces of romance advice ever published
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may have "accidentally" gotten married "for real." Man. Those had to be some awkwardly delivered vows
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
JK Rowling admits she wanted to do what we all wanted her to do
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
SyFy to develop another of George RR Martin's works, this time the Wild Cards series. Please don't let it suck
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Bill Maher's audience is finally turning on him
source: newsbusters.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to numerous Farker complaints, FCC will now investigate Nancy Grace's Nipplegate
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Mastermind" behind Jersey Shore to start another show featuring unethical, fakely tanned, drug addicted, sexual deviants
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New Kids On The Block, Backstreet Boys announce spring tour, hiatus from Applebee's
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fox can do what they wanna do... in living color
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri October 28, 2011
(Deadline)
 
 
 
How badly did the "Charlie's Angels" reboot fail? There wasn't one episode that pulled in higher ratings than "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has been helping herself to British cuisine. Specifically, all of it
source: celebslam.celebuzz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Plot synopsis for the new Evil Dead movie released, and it's a bold, creative and gutsy story. Just kidding, it's the same damn movie as the first one, only without Bruce Campbell
source: iheartchaos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Beavis and Butt-Head's return sets ratings on fire, FIRE, FIRE, *FIRE*
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
A slideshow of the best Moustaches EVER. I don't want to spoil it for you... but the Pringles Can made the list
source: huffingtonpost.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Ryan Adams is still an a-hole
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Comedian Mario Cantone marries his partner of 20 years. FABULOUS
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE *ME,* but Steve Martin is going to release a book of his funniest tweets
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
Albert Finney to class up the next James Bond film
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The ten most terrifying tots in all of horror. Missing from the list: the twin girls from The Shining and the kid from Jerry Maguire
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga loves "feeling worshipped." Bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. BOO
source: celebitchy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Someone at the Home Shopping Network has a sense of humor: Snooki's getting a two-hour special to sell her perfume
source: celebslam.celebuzz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Iron Man 3" is getting country-fried
source: insidemovies.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Millions today mourn the terrible loss of yet another beautiful Porsche driven by a "Jackass" star
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People Pets)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell and her new girlfriend bonded over dogs. Amazingly, they were not of the mustard and ketchup variety
source: peoplepets.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Fox wants two Independence Day sequels, with or without Will Smith. What on Earf are they thinking about?
source: gammasquad.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Fancy knowing the entire plot of Mission: Impossible 4 before you drunkenly watch it on HBO next year? Well, watch this then
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
I think we found the one thing that Kelly Clarkson won't eat
source: hollyscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Could I BE any more washed up looking?
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
FX picks up Charlie Sheen show, a shiat ton of baggage
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
While you were out getting today's latte, 'Indie' has now become 'Adult Contemporary'
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's daughter Alexa reveals she picked up something going down Easter
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After six months, Hyperbole-and-a-half finally posts something new. A look into depression, MS Paint style
source: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
How to reboot Star Trek for modern TV. Yes, Wheaton is included
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu October 27, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
♩Sharif don't like her... ♪ slap the reporter ♩ slap the reporter ♪
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Farking loosely-organized hybrid gangs, how do they work?
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Jersey Shore, but at least it inspired Mike Judge to take Beavis and Butt-Head out of moth balls. Heh heh ... balls
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson named the hightest grossing motherfarker of all time
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan offered $1 million to become a spokeswhore for a sex toy company
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Comedian Patrice O'Neal suffers stroke, making his stand-up act marginally more difficult to understand
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler would like fans to know that his fall was not alcohol-related, and OMG WTF IS THAT???
source: etonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's father arrested after being freed by police. This is not a repeat from two days ago
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Freddie Kruger edges out Samara Morgan in a poll for the scariest horror movie character
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson tweets a picture for people with a very specific fetish
source: holymoly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
I hate agreeing with Noel Gallagher, but sometimes he's just so right it's crazy
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You too may be able to see Velvet Jones again
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
John Lennon's rotten tooth up for auction. Apparently, the Beatles' dentist stopped fixing a hole
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Looks like Hollywood will be doing to young Leonardo what Yahoo Serious did to young Einstein
source: blogs.indiewire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
And now, a message from James Franco's penis
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
As one of the greatest feel good coming of age movies turns 18, sit back and become Dazed And Confused
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed October 26, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp isn't very happy with Ricky Gervais
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Break out the Hoooooooooooot Pockets: NBC buys comedy created by and starring Jim Gaffigan
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
What you can expect from her Playboy photo spread, besides a test of Playboy's ability to use Photoshop
source: hollyscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Spielberg: "Don't blame George. That was my silly idea. People stopped saying 'jump the shark'. They now say, 'nuked the fridge'. I'm proud of that"
source: popwatch.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis and wife expecting first child. Yippie-ki-yay, mother, father
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. miss each other when they aren't working together. Awwwwwwwww
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "I'm not marrying Justin Theroux and I'm not pregnant." Everyone else: "We didn't ask"
source: nowmagazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 30 coolest movies ever. Best watched with lens-free glasses and unpopped corn
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to break out the terrible Boston accents for a Whitey Bulger movie. I can live with that
source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Listen to the track-by-track cover of U2's 'Achtung Baby' featuring Nine Inch Nails, The Killers, Jack White, Patti Smith, Depeche Mode and more
source: slicingupeyeballs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
So apparently, if you offer up a reward then you actually have to pay it. Even when it's $1 million
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chaz Bono voted off DWTS after having trouble with ballroom
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Movie News)
 
 
 
We're getting the Hobbits back together
source: movies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone is being sued for plagiarism by a man who claims the actor stole his short story. It's hard to believe anyone would want to claim responsibility for that storyline
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A pathologist says Amy Winehouse consumed large a quantity of alcohol prior to death, in a time period estimated to be 18 years
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
China to curb 'overly entertaining' TV shows. Don't worry, Jay Leno - you're safe
source: duluthnewstribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman loses the amount of weight equivalent to two pageant contestants on her way to becoming a Miss America contestant
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 25, 2011
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How can we know who's popular if the recording labels don't tell us?
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Andy Rooney hospitalized following complications from surgery. Why do we have complications from surgery but never simplifications from surgery? You would think that surgery would make one's health a simpler matter, but this is not the case
source: kktv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler is living on the edge... only to slip off and smash his face in the shower
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to get into a Taylor Swift afterparty. YOU WILL NEED: tons of glowsticks; human body wrapped in duct tape; cow
source: allermann.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Betty White is a cougar. No really
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Bad news: there will be no Dark Tower movie. HOLY F*CKING SHIAT THIS IS AWESOME NEWS: it will instead be an HBO series
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. to vault "Harry Potter" films. Apparently no one explained this whole "digital" thing to them
source: ropeofsilicon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Celebrating the films of Matthew Vaughn. Subby loves "Layer Cake," there I said it, it's out there
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Beatles first manager still waiting for his percentage - or even £9 would do
source: trebuchet-magazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yet more bad news for actors: Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The meanings behind six weird album titles. I'm still waiting for a good explanation of "American Pie"
source: new.music.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Attention, viewers: "Pan Am" is hitting a little turbulence
source: warmingglow.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Leonardo Dicaprio dating Romanian model Madalina Diana Ghenea. I don't know what he sees in her. She's barely one of the most attractive women I've seen in my entire life
source: celebslam.celebuzz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
Video
 
Full trailer #2 for Sherlock Holmes is now available. Subby #2'd in his shorts
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British Landscape Photographer of the Year - slideshow but worth it
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson is an alien sent to use voracious sexuality to lure male prey, will also play one in a film
source: gammasquad.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pics from Walking Dead, Season 2... Oh wait, my mistake. It's just Robin Gibb of the BeeGees
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Twenty films you probably didn't know were being remade - because Hollywood just can't leave well enough alone (bonus: not a slideshow)
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A few of Tolkien's earliest sketches from "The Hobbit," including a smiling Smaug soaring over gnomes...er, dwarves
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Salma Hayek and two very special guests bounce their way onto Letterman
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Want some candy?
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
When desperation collides -- Playboy is dishing up $1 million to Lindsay Lohan who will complete her fall by posing naked
source: 411mania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
"Bring me everyone named Tetsuo." "Everyone named Tetsuo?" "EEEEEEEVEEEEEEERYOOOOOOONE NAMED TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slacktory)
 
 
 
Absurdly extensive analysis of various cultural references made in The Simpsons during its heyday
source: mcgarnagle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Put This On)
 
 
 
Pre-cryogenically frozen Austin Powers captured sitting next to Ringo in scene from the new George Harrison documentary
source: putthison.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walter White's blue meth? In *my* new episode of The Walking Dead? It's more likely than you think (last paragraph contains spoiler for fourth-season finale of "Breaking Bad")
source: artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon October 24, 2011
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Don't call him stupid: Kevin Kline turns 64
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Why you need to watch Parks and Recreation, including, but not limited to, Ron farking Swanson
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Continuing his streak of self-destructive behavior, Robin Williams marries for a third time
source: today.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Peaches Geldof shoplifted makeup from drugstore. Would it have hurt her to shoplift a sandwich while she was at it?
source: celebitchy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you co-write a book with your friend, then stop being friends with her, then have to appear together on live farking television to promote it (w/ awkward-as-hell video)
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nick at Nite has long given old sitcoms a home, but now they're giving an old sitcom star who should be in a home a new sitcom
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
CBS news war correspondent Robert Pierpoint loses his last battle
source: today.msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ian Brown + Speed = guilty
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Scientology takes on South Park. Yes, I have that the right way around
source: shortlist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
For rent: "Jersey Shore" house. Only $2500/night, which includes linens, hot tub, crabs
source: app.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Six classic songs that were supposed to be jokes. List fails without "I Am The Walrus"
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Journey's Neal Schon buys Michaele Salahi a $300,000 Bentley. Now he's got two sweet rides
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Eric Bana is going to play Elvis. No, Presley
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The fix is in: Will Ferrell wins nation's top humor prize
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 118 of about 893 links -- join TotalFark to see them all

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report