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Sun October 09, 2011
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to Adele, Mumford & Sons and Ed Sheeran, the era of indescribably boring "new wave of beige pop" is upon us
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Axl Rose still has an appetite. Sadly, it is no longer for destruction
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Demi Moore finally realizes Ashton Kutcher no longer wants to wake up with someone who looks like his mother
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An oldie for Halloween month: AMC's scariest movie moments
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some headlines need no help: Nicole Kidman pulls out of £10 million sex change movie
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman's Real Steel, which is just Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots meets Rocky, is #1 at the box office, earning nearly twice as much as George Clooney's latest stinkbomb
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Purple haze all around, don't know if I'm going up or down. Am I happy or is this misery? Whatever it is, Dyan Cannon put a spell on me
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
On Saturday Night Live, Ben Stiller brought back his character Zoolander. While subby has no idea what that is, apparently it's significant enough to be on most entertainment websites this morning
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Weezer bassist Mikey Welch wheezes for the last time
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Most everything you see on television is produced by just six companies, not counting the Stonecutters
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Four reasons the overrated Deschanel sister can quit pretending she's a dork
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa Ga ... you know the drill
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
This just in: The Footloose remake sucks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Roger Williams, virtuoso pianist who had best-selling piano record of all time, goes out on a high note
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(bossip)
 
 
 
Nothing of real interest except Kelly Rowland in her bra talking about how she filled it out
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Sat October 08, 2011
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber's haircut cost a toymaker $100,000
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(io9)
 
 
 
Dr. Seuss's lost work: The Call of Cthulu
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Citizens in the Blue, Red, and Amber Universes all rejoice on news that the ratings of "Fringe" have gone back up
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this one... Alec Baldwin isn't a complete douchebag, donates $10,000 to struggling library in bankrupt town
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
VH1 realizes Celebrity Rehab holds no interest for anyone anymore, so they're asking for celebrities to join Dr. Drew's new show Relationship Rehab
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(NBCNewYork.com)
 
 
 
Celebrities who dare to bare it all. Wait...wait, it's a slideshow. Maybe sorta not safe for work-ish if you work in a really uptight office
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(via Click on Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman sues because "Drive" is nothing like the trailer. God help us if she ever sees Sucker Punch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney ready to lose another $49 million
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Netflix may revive Reno 911, although they may just be Dangling the possibilities
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 18th to Angus T. Jones. They can now officially change the name of the show to "Three Men"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Simpsons to get two more seasons of not realizing that the show has sucked for the past ten
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Good news ladies... Emma Watson has a brother and he's ridiculously hot
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Farmville: The Movie
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Fri October 07, 2011
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Malcolm at the bottom
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former President Josiah Bartlet: "I would do exactly what President Obama is doing. He's going after the fat cats who have abused their privilege"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't call me lager: Dogfish to release Pearl Jam-inspired ale
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A 'Princess Bride' reunion? Inconceivable
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Nancy Grace fart fetish group vying for video rights" What the fark?
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
"Mom, can my friend Selena Gomez sleep over tonight?"
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst complains about discrimination ... for being a big-breasted actress
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(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Stephen Colbert gives the Steve Jobs tribute that everyone else failed to pull off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The latest entry into the category of "Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Name" is: Poet Poppin' Nicholson
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise gets served, serves back - IT'S ON
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers: Dark of the Moon has become the fourth biggest box office earner of all time, knocking The Return of the King from its spot and coming right up behind Harry Potter 7
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Idol hopeful arrested at audition. Well, it's a start
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Keith Carradine to star in a new Western for TNT. Too bad his brother David didn't hang around to see it
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Robert Hays has finally gotten to the point where he can watch himself in "Airplane," but he'll never get over Macho Grande
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Sharon Osbourne has had her breast implants removed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Remember that Red Dawn remake from a few years ago? The dirty commies are finally scheduled to re-invade in 2012
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The ten WE BUILT THIS CITY The ten worst songs WE BUILT THIS CITY The ten worst songs of the eighties WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOL BUILT THIS CITY OOOOH OOOH OOOOH
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Character actress Doris Belack dead at 85. Was one of those "Hey, it's that lady" ladies. Probably best known for playing Abe Vigoda's wife Bernice on Barney Miller and Fish
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(The Laugh Button)
 
 
 
Wrestling legend Mick Foley talks about his new career in stand-up comedy and an auction for charity
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Thu October 06, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Survey shows that actors and actresses from both sides of the political spectrum should just shut up about politics and stick to entertaining
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patsy and Eddie to reuinite for three new Absolutely Fabulous specials. Break out the champas sweetie darling
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
According to a post on its MySpace page, Fox says it will attempt to cash in on the popularity of 'Napolean Dynamite' by turning it into an animated series
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The series premiere of "American Horror Story" scares up 3.2 million viewers
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(Some Sequel Denier)
 
 
 
It's just too bad they never made a third X-men movie. I was really wondering how that Dark Phoenix saga was going to turn out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
From the "How the Hell Did THAT Happen" Files: it's Gomer Pyle himself, Jim Nabors, covering Stevie Wonder's "You Are the Sunshine of My Life"
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight's nightmare fuel, courtesy of Rosie O'Donnell: "I'm in menopause, and I've been having really bad hot flashes"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dr. Who to return to wobbly sets and crappy SFX as the BBC cuts $1 billion dollars from budget
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart doesn't have sparkling praise for her teachers: "They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but it's teaming up with Mariah Carey to ruin Christmas
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan's wife is suing a Santa Monica restaurant. Apparently they lied about the buffet being 'all-you-can-eat'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Vivid Entertainment owner Steve Hirsch has offered Amanda Knox a non-sex job as the companies spokesperson saying that he is confident that she will kill it
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone pick their 15 favorite episodes and 53 worst. Why 53? "Anything before season 4. It's just embarrassing to watch. This is terrible"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Anna Faris' husband Chris Pratt gave their cat away on Twitter
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Disney might have saved 3D. Thanks for nothing Disney
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Vegas to unveil Michael Jackson slot machine. Features a sequined glove which guides players where to touch his screen, a vibrating chair, and plays ten different songs. Just kidding, it only plays six songs
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
"Uh Bob,...I think we have a problem"...RIP Charles Napier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What the fark happened to Cindy Crawford's knees? (w/pics)
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(io9)
 
 
 
A video compilation of everything the Wachowskis "borrowed" when they made "The Matrix." Bonus points for video including the 1976 Dr. Who episode "Deadly Assassin"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One of England's greatest musicians casts his last Pentangle
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wanna watch the new Eddie Murphy movie in your own home only three weeks after it comes out in theaters? That'll be 60 bucks
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Wed October 05, 2011
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Band of 8-10 year olds play Metallica. Bonus: girl lead solo. Double Bonus: at a beer festival
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Jeff Mangum of legendary indie band Neutral Milk Hotel materializes out of thin air, entertains OccupyWallSt protesters with free concert, free hugs
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. to revive Perry Mason for the big screen. I can live with that
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(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
TV rating magnate Arthur C. Nielsen Jr. canceled
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Adele cancels her U.S. tour, cites 'haemorrhage' on vocal chords...giggity?
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson must be pregnant because she's "eating for two". Michael Moore expected to deliver quadruplets next week
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Demi Moore is hittin' the booze again, claims she's seeing giant spiders everywhere
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
When did Kelly Osbourne get sorta hot?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dancing with the Stars contestant Nancy Grace denounces the Amanda Knox verdict as "a huge miscarriage of justice", and if there is one person who knows about huge carriages, it's her
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert would like Stephen Colbert to be the person to replace Hank Williams Jr. on Monday Night Football
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix, Hulu in a bidding war over Arrested Development. Odds are the one with money in the banana stand will win
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Why piracy didn't destroy the music industry
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Dog terrified of Julia Roberts. May have actually seen Larry Crowne in the theater
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Emma Watson is wearing bunny ears. Your argument is invalid
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(io9)
 
Video
 
Greatest random out-of-nowhere deaths in science fiction and fantasy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian spends $325,000 on rare Ferrari that really hauls ass
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The shrinking gap between blockbuster sequels, and how you can blame it all on Batman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former model claims bodybuilding has improved her love life. Says 'My new physique has ended my man drought.' With "OH GOD...KILL IT WITH FIRE" pics
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC cancels "The Playboy Club" after viewers came to realization that it sucked. It sucked long and hard
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Tue October 04, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox to develop a new Mister Ed movie, beat a dead horse
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(NME)
 
 
 
Alien Ant Farm say their new album will be released in 2012. I don't know what's more bizarre, the fact they're still together or that they've already released four albums
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Glee may get canceled. Thank God
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(Rap-Up)
 
 
 
Method Man happy to reveal his latest musical collaboration with...candy? (Lyrics Not safe for work)
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(IFC)
 
 
 
Human Centipede II crew spill their guts, immediately gobbled up by eager reporters
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hank III says his dad shouldn't be talking politics, refuses to discuss his political views because he's a musician, not a politician
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sesame Street to introduce new poverty-stricken muppet. I guess living in a garbage can just isn't poor enough on Sesame Street
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
34-year age gap not an issue for 51-year-old husband
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: Hollywood needs to stop showing the entire movie in the trailer
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Jim from American Pie is such a loser that his wife bought him a hooker to perform oral sex because she didn't want to
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Andrew WK hangs out with Ke$ha, comes away with a serious infection that sends him to the doctor
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The official Fall TV deathwatch is here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tone Lōc pleads no contest to domestic violence charge, says that's what happens when bodies start slappin'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart's daughter writes tell-all book: "Mother always peed with the door open." Looks like prison habits were hard to break
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(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Old and busted: David Letterman annoying hot female guests. New hotness: David Letterman annoying Brian Williams
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons" voice actors may shut down series after dispute over D'oh
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga singing "The Lady is a Tramp". 100% cool, 110% awesome
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thomas Jane pretty much just said that as a struggling actor he'd have sex with men for sandwiches or something
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Mon October 03, 2011
(Deadline)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams LENSFLARE developing a new "mystery LENSFLARE project" for Paramount; it's described LENSFLARE as being more of the LENSFLARE same Abrams drek
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Leonard Nimoy has attended his last Star Trek convention
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Why am I not surprised Seth Rogen recently admitted he smokes a ton of weed when he's writing a movie?
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Movie posters that look exactly the same. Because Hollywood copies stuff, in case you didn't know
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kevin Sorbo's unique acting method on Hercules may have been due to the multiple strokes he was having at the time
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland believes in aliens, says he sees one regularly on The History Channel
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
SyFy thinks it can strike gold with a small-screen drama based on the movie and short story The Adjustment Bureau
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski wants you to know he "regrets" slipping that 13 year-old girl a quaalude and and having buttsex with her 33 years ago. That's so European of him
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Supermodel Bar Refaeli is reportedly getting Sarkozy with the French President's son
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The worst beards in Hollywood. Why yes Chaz Bono is number one.....,
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Once again, Tupac releases yet another post-mortem tape. How many is that now?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Right now, I am so proud of being Canadian
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
X Factor might have found itself another Susan Boyle. Except, ya know, talented
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