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Sun August 28, 2011
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Adele reign supreme? Will Lady Gaga top last year's ridiculous outfit? It's time once again for you Official MTV VMA discussion thread. And to help us out, here are some of the show's most outrageous moments
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what a Maria Fowler is, but desperately wants one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
They're making a documentary about that fretless guy (with Satriani goodness)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Hudgens tries out a 'mom' haircut and it's making subby very confused. Hot? Yes, but
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(124)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Doctor Who episode 8 "Let's Kill Hitler" review. (spoilers ahead)
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(303)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Jones taken to hospital with heart scare. Doctors say at age 71 it's not unusual
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(22)
 
(Some Guy Going Straight to Hell)
 
 
 
Free from the shackles of labels, Hank III to release three albums on his own, with guests Tom Waits and Les Claypool. We're gonna need more whiskey
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Sat August 27, 2011
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt turns real-life hero, rescues woman from zombie attack. Wait, wut?
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what's worse, that Hayden Panettierre charges $30 for an autograph, or that there are people that will pay it
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Writer hired to do a Flatliners remake. Flatliners? Really?
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(67)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 31 movie teens you wish you'd actually gone to high school with
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(143)
 
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Star of 1970's "Capt. America" TV show stunned after producers of summer blockbuster gave him the don't-call-us-we'll-call-you treatment. Dick Purcell is obscure & unavailable for comment
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Fri August 26, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
After more than 12 years and 250 episodes, Alton Brown tapes the final Good Eats next week
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(130)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mojo Nixon was right
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(63)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
In my Dreams there are Seven Samurai searching High and Low for a Stray Dog. A Drunken Angel with a Red Beard interrupts, telling me The Bad Sleep Well. Then I realize they're all Americans. It's a nightmare
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John says she almost didn't release Physical because of its "sexy" tone. So, I guess the video with all the chunky people in spandex was supposed to counter the "sexy" tone?
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(56)
 
(Playbill)
 
 
 
And Broadway folds like the Democrats during the debt ceiling debate
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Katy Perry Isreal something something boobs
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(158)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Broadway to Irene: The show will go on. Go break your own leg, biatch
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(21)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert can't believe people are taking Jim Carrey seriously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He started with "How did you get here?" I said, "I don't know." He said, "God," an answer that meant Piers didn't know either
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(111)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Billy Joel completes transformation into your mom's gay hair stylist
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(28)
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Boardwalk Empire gets a real trailer, and oh shiat, Omar comin'
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iran reaction to film about lesbians "a little hostile". Wait, they don't like lesbians over there? Who doesn't like to watch lesbians? I just don't understand
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(141)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert files for divorce from Bruce Boxleitner. Hopefully all his ENCOM shares are in a trust
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(66)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
DMX busted doing 100mph in a 65 zone: "I was going 85 mph... I know for a fact I didn't go more than 90... I plan on suing for harassment"
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(59)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Transvestite guitar pedal maker runs afoul of Billy Corgan
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(75)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Supermodel Marisa Miller to play a human avatar that Jeff Bridges controls, and how is this movie not a two hour shower scene?
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(25)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday. How about a revealing interview with the Six Million Dollar Man, Lee Majors?
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Erik Estrada takes time out of his busy schedule to let us know that he still has a beef with George Lopez. Thanks Erik, but I asked for large fries with my meal
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(46)
 
(List.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can't make sense of the plot of Doctor Who? Don't feel bad - neither can the guy who plays him
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(81)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
At least someone likes the Bane costume from The Dark Knight Rises
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(44)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Doc Brown is back. Doc Brown is back. Doc Brown is back. Just please don't ask us why
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(42)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Outtakes from a Lady Gaga bondage photo shoot emerge, leaving little doubt whether or not her golf balls are dimpled
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(86)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Having lost Smallville earlier this season, the CW decides its next superhero drama will be based off another DC property. Unfortunately, it's one of DC's worst characters
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(166)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish comedian joke competition. Amusing, Cool, Interesting, Satire, Silly and Spiffy flee in bagpipe induced terror. Fail tag puts on a kilt
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(37)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
I don't want to live in a world where there are no movies starring a thalidomide flipper-boy karate master. I simply don't
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(27)
 


Thu August 25, 2011
(CBC)
 
 
 
I will never defend a nation censoring.... wait a minute... maybe the Chinese are on to something here
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(32)
 
(Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid)
 
 
 
Get ready for Kanye West: THE MUSICAL
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(22)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A Very Brady Divorce
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(70)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
One of the founders of MoTown who saw in Stevie Wonder what he could not see in himself passes away at 91
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(11)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Arquette signs on for the upcoming season of "Dancing With People Who Think They're Funny But Aren't Even Remotely Close"
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(16)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's "Back to Black" takes top spot in UK sales, proving that death is a good career move for a musician
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(28)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hustler says it's close to releasing a Rihanna sex tape ramma lamma ding dong just click the damn link
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(83)
 
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
"Look at Stars" with SBTRKT Ft. Sampha
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(10)
 
(Not The Mommy)
 
 
 
Somewhere between Jurassic Park, and the Dinosaurs TV Show. Pixar takes a look at what life would be like today if the dinosaurs had been given a stay of execution
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
SyFy feels like it might not be able to squeeze "Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome" in between episodes of wrestling and ghost hunters, may turn the movie into a webseries
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(83)
 
(Super Hero Hype)
 
 
 
Spoilery pics from The Avengers set. Spoilers, obviously
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Love Scenes"
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
For those of you who just couldn't get enough of last week's "walking away" montage, here's Mogwai with a whole music video of it
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
History Channel interrupts 24/7 coverage of World War II to focus on UFOs. Next season's programming: Unveiling how UFOs secretly won World War II
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(204)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Plot details for the Under Siege 2 reboot revealed
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(46)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher's friends hate Meryl Streep's impression of her. Meryl Streep's friends hate Margaret Thatcher. Natch
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Making "Love" for nothing at all: How a movie with no budget hit #1 on iTunes without ever touching a movie theater. It doesn't hurt to have the hot chick from Castle as your lead
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Wed August 24, 2011
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sara Gilbert and her girlfriend of ten years have broken up. So...yeah
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(85)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
George Lucas rapes your childhood once again, this time saying he's added more CGI and "fixed" the prequel trilogy
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(154)
 
(BareFoot MusicNews)
 
Video
 
Farker reviews Crafter guitars to the left, hairy hippie sucks at 12-string to the right
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And the next major entertainment property to get the porn parody treatment is.... wait, what?
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(59)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
"For someone who makes sculptures of 17-year-old cocks out of cartoon characters, the guy actually has a point." (Amusing tag took a ride in a van with a stranger for candy)
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TV Characters Who'd Be BFFs IRL
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher wants to get back into that metal bikini. We must stop her
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(285)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I hope you didn't like the TV show Alphas, because Summer Glau just guest starred, and you know what that means
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(135)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones anounces a slew of casting choices for season 2. If you were worried about Stannis Baratheon, you can rest easy
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(225)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Rmembr whn I peed on u? LoL anywy hppy wedding"
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(42)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
A new Star Trek TV series is in development. The good? It's set in the TV series timeline and takes place after Voyager, so it's not a prequel. Even better news? Brannon Braga and Rick Berman are not involved
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(391)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The ghost of grunge and why we should let Kurt Cobain rest in peace
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Refuting the rumors that he won't talk to his brother, Liam Gallagher announces he will be happy to see him... in court
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(22)
 
(MovieReviewsUK)
 
 
 
The best and worst British accents in the movies. Dedicated to Anne Hathway's fine work in "One Day"
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(229)
 
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
And now, from the "really unnecessary speedos" throwback video, it's Duchess Says with "Black Flag"
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(16)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Lil Wayne's music is written by professionals, and 12 other unlikely hip hop rumors
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(23)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Does '50s Music Still Matter? Well hell yeah Fiddy's music still matters. We old school around here, son
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(170)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chill with Nicola Conte and "Kind of Sunshine"
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(20)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
10 Oscar worthy sci-fi movie performances. That were snubbed because they were sci-fi
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(124)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Dave's jihad, Craig Ferguson receives an envelope with a threatening letter and mysterious white powder. "I offered to test it, but they said 'no'"
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Tue August 23, 2011
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain discovers Les Halles is selling $19.11 9/11 commemorative wine from L.I. vintner, explodes: "I will personally leave an upper decker in the bathroom of whoever is responsible for this"
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(117)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith headed for divorce. Talk about earf-shattering news
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(92)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Slideshow of celebrities with deform ... OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS HAND ?
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(170)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Eight top designers critique Diet Coke can redesign. In other news, lots of Americans are unemployed because they are underqualified for this type of knowledge work
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(199)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jeremy Piven producing a new reality show about glass blowers. Reportedly disappointed to hear the 'gl' isn't silent
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(47)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British child actor and Monty Python producer John Howard Davies is dead at 72. Best remembered for starring in "Oliver Twist" movie, being a nice guy
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(43)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck expecting their third giant-jawed baby
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nigella Lawson's neighbors get unexpected views of the "domestic goddess." Unfortunately, they see her husband naked too
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(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, it turns out Michael Jackson spent some time in a hot tub with Punky Brewster. So, umm, that's something
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's face it: under no circumstances would Keith Moon have lived be 65 today, so let's watch him blow up a drum kit
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(90)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
David Letterman addressed the Al Qaeda death threats against him last night. Naturally, he suspects Jay Leno may be behind the whole thing
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So Mr. Teng, could you create some art of wolves teleporting into a girls head? Thanks
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(27)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Study shows 96% of human beings would rather be a banjo-strumming robotic bear
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(68)
 
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
How wild is Richard Branson? So wild he invites 20 celebrities to his private island, and his house burns down
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(71)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Songwriter Nick Ashford no longer Solid As A Rock, dies of throat cancer
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(37)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Peter Billingsly discovers dead guy in hotel room. A crummy cadaver? Son of a biatch
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(67)
 


Mon August 22, 2011
(NPR)
 
 
 
Jerry Leiber, half of one of the "Leiber and Stoller" songwriting team, dead at 78. He cowrote "Yakety Yak", "Kansas City", and a song called "Hound Dog" for some kid from Tupelo, MS
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(50)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
If you think that LeAnn Rimes should eat a sandwich ... keep it to yourself or risk a rant, followed by a new round of bikini pics
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox's decision to delay episodes on HULU triggers "Massive piracy surge" of people downloading "Masterchef" and "Hell's Kitchen"
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(120)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Since the 'Alien' prequel and 'Blade Runner' sequel are both in the works, here are 6 movie suggestions for Ridley Scott to complete his reboot-trifecta
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Ray Bradbury, 91 and still singing the body electric
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian will actually make money on her wedding, thanks to $1.5 million photo deal - and so many sponsors she probably looked like a NASCAR vehicle walking down the aisle
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(61)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Marketing advice from Kim Kardashian can help small businesses. "Step 1: Leak Your Sex Tape" conspicuously absent
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(21)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What What (In The [fair use] Butt)
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Astoundingly thick" man complains about being called called "astoundingly thick" on national TV. Regulator investigates, confirms "astoundingly thick" was a fair description
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(39)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Have CG monsters and aliens in the movies ever actually been frightening?
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(224)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chromeo's music has resulted in the highest percentage of unwanted pregnancies in decades
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(40)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Art experts accused of censorship by painting over numerous phalluses on medieval fresco during restoration. Critics call it a dick move
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Layne Staley would have been 44 today, here he is belting out "It Ain't Like That" live at The Moore
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(88)
 

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