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Sun May 22, 2011
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japan deports Russell Brand after determining that he's one disaster too many
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ultra-modern 3D theater projection systems are now ruining 2D movies because managers are too lazy to switch out the lens
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Terrence Malick's "The Tree of Life" branches out for the Palme d'Or award at the Cannes Film Festival
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sherlock series 2 details confirmed. Does Steven Moffat write everything for the BBC?
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(Comic Vine)
 
 
 
Shot of Adrianne Palicki in Wonder Woman star-spangled short-shorts surfaces. Maybe if they had gone with this look, NBC would have given the show a full look, unlike this headline
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(io9)
 
 
 
A wibbly wobbly timeline of all current Doctor Who series
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Any film that has people fleeing the theater because of "aggressively violent and disturbing content" is going in subby's Netflix queue
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Are witches the new vampires? Holy shiat, it's high school in 1999 all over again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
57 year old hot blonde is hot, blonde, and 57 years old. Yes you would
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pirates of the Caribbean 4 falls short of $100 million opening weekend, while Bridesmaids moves to #2 and Thor slips to #3. Let's hope Wiig and Depp never do a movie together
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly compares Big Bang Theory to Friends. OH NO THEY DIDN'T
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(Gawker)
 
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"It's not gay when it's in a threeway"
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(Some Zach)
 
 
 
Zach Galifianakis singlehandedly justifies the existence of the Unlikely tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman says Arnold has two more secret love children
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(Some Lohan)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan boycotts "Glee" due to how "they have made a lot of snarky remarks about me." Be here next week when Lindsay Lohan boycotts Fark.com
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian actor Bill Hunter dead at 71. He's that guy who was in that cool film, and that film, and that other one too, and a whole bunch of others
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Lady Gaga goes potty for Rocky." I can't say that I'm surprised by that
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Sat May 21, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Syfy channel executive defends cancelation of Stargate: Universe, forgets about the entire run of Stargate: Atlantis
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(Some Check)
 
 
 
In honor of National Waiter and Waitress Day, here's a non-slideshow look at TV's most adored servers. Grover curiously missing
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(BANGor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: 11 noise complaints filed when Lynyrd Skynyrd performs. Fark: Zero complaints when ZZ Top follows Skynyrd
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Worst movie sequels of all time. Yes, that one's listed. And that one. But not that one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr is comfortable in her knickers. This makes Subby's knickers fit kinda funny
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Cameron and Michael Bay discuss the good and bad of 3D
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais insults The Office season finale, saying the show has jumped the shark. Hours later, he retracts his comments. Aw. Someone's jealous the show is funnier, more watched, and lasted longer than his inferior British version
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fletch reboot is moving forward, this time getting itself a screenwriter who's written a few episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm as well as The Dictator
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ebert rips Hollywood studios for sequelitis, allowing TV to steal market for grown-up filmmaking. "Several decades ago audiences could expect a film such as The Social Network every week; now we are lucky to have one or two a year"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Diddy changes his name to...Swag?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"He's Just Not That Into You" actress Ginnifer Goodwin's fiance is just not that into her
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Tyra Banks was channeling Larry King last night at a CW event. Her suspender ensemble was clearly an example of business casual gone rogue. (pics)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marion Cotillard gives birth to son. It's a dream come true for her
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Example of a genius way to help others while angering the Westboro Church
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Fri May 20, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The top ten TV goodbyes. Don't worry, M*A*S*H is well represented here
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Katy Perry forbids chauffeurs from making eye contact with her. If only there were some distractions to keep the chauffeurs from looking into her eyes
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Even 10 years before she became famous people thought Lady Gaga sucked
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The first image of The Dark Knight Rises: Tom Hardy as Bane. Sweet mother of Jebus this is gonna be amazing
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale is definitely possibly pregnant
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(io9)
 
 
 
The ten most frightening TV series ever made. Wait a minute, I don't see "Jersey Shore" or "Everybody Loves Raymond" mentioned anywhere in this article
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
For those of you who were worried that blonde haired, brown eyed Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence wouldn't be able to pull off dark hair and grey eyes, don't
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(Some Former Guy)
 
 
 
If you were ever looking to date an HIV-positive post-op transsexual, there's finally a reality show for you (with bonus "That used to be a man?" pic)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan likes alone time, or as she calls it, probation
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paramount moving up the release date of Transformers 3, so you can be disappointed two days early
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Playmate (and ex-Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas) arrested after macing some young fan who was just trying to be seen with her...wait, that's her husband? BAH HA HA HA HA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rashida Jones in lingerie talking about kissing Zooey Deschanel. Really? Still reading?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ross Hagen, the star of such Mystery Science Theater 3000 targets as "Sidehackers" and "The Hellcats," rides his motorcycle off into the distance at 72
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake is putting his dick back in the box
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Benicio del Toro's hair bristled at the thought of Kimberly Stewart being pregnant, and brother, that's a LOT of hair
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stephen King weighs in on the upcoming "Carrie" film remake: "I could get behind it if they turned the project over to one of the Davids: Lynch or Cronenberg"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jason Statham wants to play the angriest James Bond ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne playing with her dog's testicles. Not safe for work unless you work for a bestiality themed employer. Need a WTF tag
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Premiere of "Hangover 2" upstaged by a monkey. A monkey that's gotten just a little bit to big for her britches. (with pics of what starstruck monkey might look like)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan wins restraining order against stalker. She has yet to file restraining orders against Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Tom Collins, Dom Pérignon, Ernest and Julio Gallo, and Captain Morgan
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger hired by CBS News to try to keep another downward spiraling machine from being destroyed
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Yeah, Bradley Cooper went there
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal sues over photoshopped underwear photo. After viewing photo, judge decides case will be heard in small claims court
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Titanic" set for 3D re-release on April 6, 2012. (article contains spoilers)
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Thu May 19, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While you were busy getting older, bespectacled kid from "Jerry Maguire" has become 20-year-old studmuffin
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The creepiest movie trailer featuring Sean Penn in a wig and makeup you'll see before subby finishes washing his eyes out
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Spike TV gives Decade of Hotness honors to Jennifer Aniston, "a woman that we just can't get enough of." Apparently, this "we" does not include Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Vince Vaughn, Gerard Butler, or Bradley Cooper
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga gets "honorary degree" from MTV. The University of Phoenix suddenly seems much more credible
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
"All I'm trying to do is affect the 2012 election. It's not like I'm trying to install iTunes"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Patricia Heaton "Yeah I've been denied roles because I believe in God and I am a Republican, they assume we're all nutty like Glenn Beck"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jane Seymour predicts that Arnold Schwarzenegger has more illegitimate children. You come up with that one yourself, Nostradamus?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Marlee Matlin says she's glad she's deaf because otherwise she wouldn't have survived Celebrity Apprentice
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
Cannes bans Lars von Trier and pledges to Nazi his movies ever again
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato continues down road other Disney starlets have traveled before her. You know, the one that ends with screeching tires, a scraping crash, and bent sheet metal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow gives common sense fashion advice: First, find that $18,000 you have lying around
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Eight features missing from the "Star Wars" Blu-Ray box set. Guess what #1 is. Go ahead, take a wild guess
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Directors you didn't know you hated
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Some people lose their wallets, cellphones, or car keys at restaurants. Janice Dickinson loses her teeth: "Witnesses described her search for them like Lucille Ball on crack"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I blame Sex and the City and Bridesmaids for this: "Homance" is now a word
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Who run Laketown? STEPHEN FRY RUN LAKETOWN
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Katt Williams lends his impressive intellect to the Hawking vs. Cameron debate
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor Bloomberg wants to shut down Ghostbusters headquarters. This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Hollywood's most eligible bachelorettes. Oh, hey, Jennifer Aniston is here, too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Message from the Smithsonian: WE GOT THE FUNK
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Kesha says she needs more teeth from fans to create a necklace. Will also come in handy when she needs spares, which will be soon enough
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, Rosie Perez based offenses are considered especially heinous. DUN DUN
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cemetery officials deem a porn star's gravestone to be "too sexy." (with a pic tame enough to email to your grandma)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When Gwyneth's called off, she's got a sawed off. Squeeze the trigger and bodies are hauled off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: suing people for downloading movies via Bittorrent. New hotness: releasing a movie on Bittorrent, DVD, pay TV and cinema on the same day - with the Bittorent version being free. Incineration: the free movie is actually good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'The Beaver' gets standing O at Cannes. Subby's girlfriend can't even get one laying down
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Trouble in Paradis? Johnny Depp ordered by Vanessa Paradis to get rid of his hats
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
An interview with Matthew Graham, who says his upcoming episode of Dr. Who will be unpleasant, and not just because of Matt Smith (semi-spoilerish)
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Wed May 18, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
'Taxi' star Jeff Conaway in a coma after drug overdose. In other news, Jeff Conaway was still alive
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves will not play KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in live-action adaptation of "Akira"
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(ivillage.com)
 
 
 
Read it and weep: Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber are atop the list of the world's most powerful celebrities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa Gabor rushed to hospital. This is a repeat from a couple weeks ago. And a couple weeks before that. And a month before that. And a month before that. And
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Megan Fox as a topless angel. Yes, there are pictures. No, her thumbs aren't visible
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Brangelina is divided over the issue of a nanny who looks like Jennifer Aniston. Awkwaaaaaaard
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lars von Trier admits to being "something of a Nazi" and says he sympathizes with Hitler just a little bit
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
In a radical example of stunt casting, Demi Moore will portray a cougar
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Paris Hilton Shows Her Love On TV." Technically, that was a home video that leaked out, but I understand what you mean
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bidding for Princess Beatrice's toilet seat hat has topped $20,000
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler: "We were so obsessed with copping that night when the cab driver asked Belushi, 'Where ya headin?' he answered simply (and loudly), 'Cocaine' "
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson to make Kiefer Sutherland and Gerard Depardieu feel profoundly uncomfortable
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
When you whore your children out 24/7, it's only a matter of time until some sick fark comes out of the woods to take you up on it. So why so surprised, Kate Gosselin?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Model goes down three times during one spectacularly awful trip down the catwalk while showing some unexpectedly fall fashions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Clooney's impressive collection of possessions include waterfront mansion, luxury motor yacht, Elisabetta Canalis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Big boobs. New hotness: Small boobs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
LeAnn Rimes now starring in Skeletor
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The still unresolved problems of the Pirates Of The Caribbean saga
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(Some Wilde)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake is *not* banging Olivia Wilde. You may go back to staring longingly at still frames of "Tron: Legacy," citizen
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michelle Williams will play Glenda the Good Witch in one of the two unnecessary Wizard of Oz remakes
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Tue May 17, 2011
(UPI)
 
 
 
"House" is not a home without Lisa Edelstein
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The most terrifying thing about "Scream 4" is that "Scream 5" is still possible
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tim Burton won't direct wacky reimagining of "Sleeping Beauty"
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The rebooted Zorro will be set in a post-apocalyptic future, and will also be DARK™ and GRITTY®
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell *still* loves Kate Hudson's exes. Awwwwwwww
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(Some People's Champ)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to star in "The Snitch." You didn't hear that from me
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Situation to his dad: "Stop exploiting me"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dancing with the Stars judge to dancer, "You were too rough with your p*ssy"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
ABC unveils its 2011 primetime schedule, making Tuesday night a new comedy block anchored by a Tim Allen sitcom. So I'd say "comedy" is something of a misnomer, then
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga: "I have weird superstitions about sex." Who could've guessed THAT?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at Ed Harris as Sen. John McCain. Even John Glenn is impressed
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
First look at Napoleon Dynamite animated series. It took them three hours to finish the shading on her upper lip. It's probably the best drawing they've ever done
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jenna Fischer and Kirk expecting their first child. Kruge seen formulating his plans to obtain the genesis device
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears: "Madonna taught me to stay true to myself." Lady Gaga: "ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO, ME TOO"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz: "I was pregnant and a pirate. A beautiful experience"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne goes out with tan legs but pale arms and face. In other news, Kelly Osbourne has become rather hittable
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
That wacky kid who looks like Zap Rowsdower's teenage sidekick is frothing about Rachel Maddow again. Dude, face it; she's not returning your love letters for a reason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey brings twins home and already expecting visit from Child Services because of reports of drinking. "It all started when a nurse suggested that if you drink Guinness, the yeast improves breastfeeding"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cast of 'Jersey Shore' fitting in nicely in Italy, shopping, eating gelato, working out at gym, pouring over copies of 'Dirty Italian', filled with catchphrases aimed at seducing women
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera wearing skin tight leggings. Could be looking for property on Camel Toe Court, but realtor may want to show her something on Moose Knuckle Highway
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen borrowed $10 million from Warner Bros. during what wound up being his final season. #AWKWARDNOTWINNING
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former "Real Housewives" star takes next step in her career and it involves a stripper pole. Difficulty: she's 48
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. on making his autobiographical show: "No one on Earth has what I have right now. And I don't know that I ever will again"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fergie (Duchess of York) gets hypnotized, admit$ $he wishe$ $he was still married to Prince Andrew. "He and I both wi$h we'd never got divorced, but we did. I wi$h I could go back and be the bride again, but I can't"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan yesterday: I am going to stay clean forever. Lindsay Lohan today: starting.....NOW
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(io9)
 
 
 
"Waterworld was my sexual awakening." Apparently, he could fap to that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
21 years ago, Jim Henson was memorialized. Here is Frank Oz eulogizing a friend. Laugh, and then cry, cause it ain't easy being green
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Mon May 16, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
First trailer for J.J. Abrams' new TV show about mysterious events on a deserted island, starring that guy from Jurassic Park and Hurley
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis to retire from his telethon after 45 years. Great balls of fire
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe once fought Tom Cruise: "We all beat the living shiat out of one another. We really did"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane to do yet another show about a fat husband, a hot redheaded wife, a baby, a dog, and their neighbors
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, 10 million people have nothing better to do than follow Lady Gaga
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gene's family jewels get in a four car pile up
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(io9)
 
 
 
Not interesting: Another vampire movie. Interesting: With Tilda Swinton, Mia Wasikowska and Jim Jarmusch as director. I'll bite
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse wants Charlie Sheen for the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos. Farking winning, how does it work?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay reprimanded for eating snake heart. How cold-blooded
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is so 'shopped on the cover of Harper's Bazaar, they might as well have used MS Paint
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Daughter taken away from Botox mom. I'm sure she's shocked, but it's not like we can tell by looking at her
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The cover for the upcoming Star Wars Blu-Ray boxed set is...well, it's f*cking awful is what it is
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fox no longer wants America's Most Wanted
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One upside of the recent Simpsons seasons: They don't inspire nearly as many pretentious, name-dropping reviews that sound like parodies from The Onion
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Over 40 new pictures from X-Men: First Class released. Still not enough January Jones
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"We had a crash last night, a bad accident. We were driving along, having a drink and, whack! Someone hit us. The wine was all smashed over the floor"
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
It's Megan Fox's 25th birthday, so let us all stare at her with her birthday suit covered with a barely-there bikini
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
One more for my Baby...And one more for the road. The Sahara is closing
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
The first review of Transformers: Dark of The Moon...and it's not terrible?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears lookalike was offered £50,000 to star in an adult film
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weep for humanity: "Bridesmaids" was actually successful
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you one of the six or so people still watching "The Event" and can't wait to find out what event the title refers to? Yeah, NBC just screwed you over to make room for a "Mad Men" clone
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Josh Hartnett claims to have had only two serious girlfriends. He lost count of the boyfriends, though
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline is still getting fatter while Jason Trawick has lost 50 lbs. This can mean only one thing: BRITNEY WAS HOARDING ALL THE FOOD. (with disturbing pics)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell scares women, even when he's in the bathroom with them (w/video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's blindingly obvious headline: "Tweeting celebrities risk boring fans"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Study at the Ric Romero School of Media at Indiana University discovers that White Audiences do not believe they are the intended audience for Tyler Perry movies
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mr. Springfield, you're under arrest for driving under the influence. "Okay." We are going to have to tow your 1963 Corvette Stingray. "I will f*cking kill you"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania, what do you think of your ex-husband who cheated on you with your best friend? He's a beautiful, wonderful person? Are you sure?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a fashion disaster as Britney wears same dress as Kim Kardashian. No word on how much extra room was in the ass
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
How did Stevie Wonder celebrate Friday the 13th? I SAID HOW DID STEVIE WONDER CELEBRATE FRIDAY THE 13TH??
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesse James: "I never shied away from anything I did. I took full responsibility. I cheated on my wife. Guess what? So do millions of other men." In other news, Kat Von D's head is HUGE
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former porn actress Bree Olson wants to take on two and a half men
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis: "It took five months to lose 20 lbs for Black Swan. And five days to put it all back on" (with pic of loathsome, sharp-kneed fattie)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt stole your grandmother's sunglasses
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently if your five-letter last name ends in "ohan" you're destined to be a complete misfit and drain on society
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