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Sun May 15, 2011
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt might utilize her assets as the new female lead on "Law & Order: SVU"
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's breasts vs. gravity: two boobs enter, one boob leaves
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(90)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Columnist makes the argument that Dazed and Confused should have won the Best Picture Oscar in 1993. Because it was better than Schindler's List, Remains of the Day, and The Fugitive. Go back to smoking your weed, hippie
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(80)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Some Mane Event)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest jockeying for new fashion series featuring Sarah Jessica Parker
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(16)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Naomi Watts, everyone else pissed off that Sean Penn is banging Scarlett Johansson
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(62)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
CBS will take no more $#* from Shatner
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(62)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
NBC: "If Donald Trump runs for office, we'll replace him on Celebrity Apprentice." We're annoyed if he does, we're annoyed if he doesn't
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(121)
 
(Some Sobriety)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she will stay sober for the rest of her life. Unlikely tag orders two big rounds of Jägermeister
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(33)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Twelve movies you must see this summer, five you haven't heard of but should see, and five you'd be better off avoiding. Like Green Lantern, since it has, y'know, Ryan Reynolds (warning: slideshow)
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(71)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart says vampires are "sexy." No word if she's talking about True Blood vampires or the sparkly Twilight vampires
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And on that bombshell
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(63)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thor reigns supreme at the box office, Bridesmaids open at a respectable number two despite the presence of Kristen Wiig, and Priest flops big time
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(80)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
What could be better than a live-action version of "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" on SNL? How about one with Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to debut a 3D erotic film at Cannes that involves a nerd who gets a donkey penis transplant
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(79)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Four-quels are the new trilogy
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book looks in depth at Richard Burton's 60 films, 30 stage productions, 2500 women sex partners
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(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tom Sizemore's missing girlfriend found. Alive. I know, right? Subby owes you $20
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria poses topless on a white horse to promote .... Wait, who are we kidding? It doesn't matter
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(36)
 


Sat May 14, 2011
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's 'The Muppets' teaser poster Yayyyyyy
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(52)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher approching 'sort of want', down from 'bring me Solo and a Cookie'
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(54)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you post spoilers about Doctor Who, Steven Moffat hates you. So this thread isn't about the new Neil Gaiman penned episode. No sir. No spoilers here. Not a one. Wink wink, nudge nudge
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(404)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, George Lucas. Here's a little something from the Star Wars Holiday Special you'd probably like to forget
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(54)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Tim Burton's big screen remake of Dark Shadows set to be released on May 11, 2012. Barnabas Collins last seen praying for sunrise to hurry up and get here
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(58)
 
(Some EuroFarker)
 
 
 
Before there was Idol or X Factor, there was this, the annual pinnacle of camp and kitsch, best known for unleashing ABBA upon the world. This is your official Eurovision Song Contest thread
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(324)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
From the "Why didn't I think of this" file. Disney trademarks the term "Seal Team 6″. Coming to ....well, everywhere near you soon
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(64)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
HBO renews 'Treme' despite low ratings. It's not TV, it's HBO
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(95)
 
(Some Stranger)
 
 
 
Woman in front row at Paul Simon concert: "Play 'Duncan.'" Paul Simon: "You learned to play it on guitar? Come on up"
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(108)
 


Fri May 13, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret models in sundresses. Subby loves this time of year
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's pen is busy
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(47)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC outsources "Outsourced" to the outhouse
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The single most consolidated encapsulation of what's wrong with America and its obsession with celebrity I've ever farking seen
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(60)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Britney's parents: "Our daughter is too retarded to testify." Thanks Mom and Dad
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(33)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
It must be nice to be checking out at the supermarket, randomly pick up a National Enquirer, and find out that Jessica Biel wants to jump your bones
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(56)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson "determined" to have Sean Penn's baby. In related news, subby "determined" to vomit profusely
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-"Friends" star Matthew Perry heads back to rehab for the third time. "Please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web"
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(72)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus hits the beach with her mom and her mom's terrible back tattoo
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(55)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin doesn't miss reality TV, dignity
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(20)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston buys $4.95 million penthouse for dog. Yeah, I'm not surprised, either
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SPIder-Man, SPIder-Man, opens his retooled Broadway play to generally positive assessments BY the fans
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(34)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Jude Law: "I can't play the dashing young blade in films any more, those parts don't come to me"
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NBC declines to pick up 'Wonder Woman,' saving themselves from having to cancel it after five episodes
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(78)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A Warehouse 13 spin-off starring H.G. Wells? Yes...yes I will watch that
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Sizemore's girlfriend has been missing for a month, presumably right after realizing she was dating Tom Sizemore
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leo, Bar none
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fitness fanatic Jane Fonda figures to be in the running for best looking 73-year old. Ever
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(181)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
59-year-old Michael Keaton reflects on Batman and Beetlejuice. "I'm in my bat suit, Jack is in Joker get-up and I just looked at him and said, 'We're grown men, right?"
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(234)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Craig Kilborn in talks with ABC to develop, write, and star in a new comedy that will quickly get canceled after ABC realizes he's not funny and they should've gone with Greg Kinnear
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(35)
 


Thu May 12, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
One And A Half Men And A Douche
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(180)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Network dramas failing to capture audiences since we're all too busy playing with our cell phones, rarely enjoy plot twists because we don't want to think, and have the attention span of... you're not even listening, are you?
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(75)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
How could Gandalf the Grey be more badass? 3D glasses, THAT'S how
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(26)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Marlee Matlin owes over $50,000 in back taxes. Bet she didn't see that coming
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(85)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
An A-list TV & movie star worth over $100 million is being sued for $20 million for knowingly giving someone herpes and making a sex tape. No names are mentioned in the suit; speculation to the right
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(268)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Among the celebrities attending this year's Indy 500 are James Rebhorn, William Fichtner, Patrick Warburton and Eric Dane. In other news, Indianapolis is holding a "it's that guy" convention the weekend of the 500
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mary Tyler Moore to undergo brain surgery. Doctors say there's a good chance she's gonna make it, after all
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It is a major faux pas to wear a dress someone else has been seen wearing to a royal wedding, especially when you're the bride
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(27)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Founder of Zanies comedy club has told his last joke. Goodnight, funnyman
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(11)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere dumped her uber-athlete Russian boxing champ boyfriend after discovering that absence didn't make her heart grow fonder. (pics)
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(107)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Anyone get a good look at Lady Gaga's heels on "American Idol" last night? You might THINK you did, but that would be a cock-and-bull phallusy, seeing as her disco-stick shaped stillettos got the shaft from the censors
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(78)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Will Smith is really roughing it on the set of Men in Black III. His trailer doesn't even have a third story
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(51)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek officially kicks off the Cannes Film Festival. How appropriate
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(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas celebrate 15 years of marriage. Griffith looks forward to many more years while Banderas spends each night praying for death
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(43)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar says the idea of a Buffy reboot is a "horrible idea," mostly because it would be better written than the show
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(112)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Price goes out without tons of makeup, looks like an extra from sword-and-sorcery movie. (pics)
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston strips down to underwear, simulates oral sex for new film as a...well it doesn't really matter since there's only one reason you're going to watch it anyway
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr refused to let Orlando bloom go to the toilet while she was in labour. Luckily he had a dwarf nearby holding a bottle
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Heather Mills hopping mad after breaking her shoulder while skiing
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(22)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
$38.4 million Andy Warhol work sells for $38.4 million
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(20)
 
(on the red carpet)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler finally admits to keeping quarters with 50 Cent
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(60)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert is not a fan of Thor. "The story might perhaps be adequate for an animated film for children, with Thor, Odin and the others played by piglets"
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(112)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall is beginning to resent her "Sex and the City" role. Sarah Jessica Parker isn't saddled with such feelings
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(33)
 
(Some Actress)
 
 
 
Plus-size model and "Road Trip" actress Mia Amber Davis dies at 36. It's a big loss
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton gives Holly Madison sloths. Somehow, this ISN'T a double entendre
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Butch Patrick, TV's Eddie Munster, diagnosed with cancer. I hope Grandpa Munster has something in the lab for this
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 


Wed May 11, 2011
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dolores Fuller, Ed Wood's muse, dies at 88. Ed Wood fans to wear angora armbands in remembrance
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(14)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Worry not, "Chuck" fans - NBC is still so deep in the toilet they renewed the show for a fifth season. Sometimes ridiculous incompetence DOES work out for the best
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(69)
 
(wgnradio.com)
 
 
 
All "Good Eats" must come to an end
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(141)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant almost replaced Charlie Sheen on "Two and a Half Men." I dare say that such a replacement would've been winning, old chap
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(34)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice to auction off the most ridiculous hat at recent royal wedding. With pic of ridiculous hat which is strangely the third most ridiculous thing in the picture
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(57)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The fifteen worst things about the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy film. What, did they only watch the first half hour?
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(168)
 
(Some Wilde)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde would love to play Lara Croft. The casting director, however, would have a couple of problems with this
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(82)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Kermit the Frog gets further with Vanessa Hudgens than any other Farker has ever dreamed
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(62)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Okay, at this point who's NOT in The Hunger Games?
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(49)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
"The Hobbit" update: Hugo Weaving signs on, Saoirse Ronan drops out, and Morgan Freeman had nothing to do with the movie in the first place
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(42)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Things you do not want to see in a headline: Chaz Bono shows off boob scars
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Destin Log)
 
 
 
'Family Guy' actor's mom says show is corrupting today's youth, hopes to see program canceled
source: thedestinlog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(262)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bree Olson did a photo shoot for Playboy, which is great news for people who have never heard of Google
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes hires step-daughter as intern after she threatened to eat Suri
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uma Thurman demonstrates how to emerge from a car in short dress and still keep your dignity intact . Paris, Britney unavailable for comment
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Emma Watson named 'world's best dressed woman'. MASTERIO FASHIONISTA (pics)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Friends of murdered MTV staffer mystified, said they figured Punk'd was forgotten and people would kill Jersey Shore and Teen Mom staffers first
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(10)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Lindsay eligible for early release. Before she skanked out, she helped subby to many early releases
source: hollyscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Fox cancels everything but "Fringe"
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(169)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Davy Jones happy 'monkeeing' around with new wife half his age. In other news, anyone remember Davy Jones?
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Van Deaf
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(32)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Katy Perry still DDoesn't unDDerstanDD why people maDDe such a big DDeal over the Sesame Street appearance she starreDD in that proDDucers ultimately pulleDD from the show
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(89)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Middleton family objects to bikini snaps saying they sting, leave temporary red marks
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(32)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Your first look at the new Thundercats toys, and they loo--WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A SNARF TOY?
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(64)
 


Tue May 10, 2011
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Situation's father, The Senior Situation, is really farking pissed at The Situation, releasing a string of videos called "Fark the Little Fark." Now that's a situation (video)
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(32)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fuel costs and Seth Green are responsible for Disney's dismal earnings in Q1 2011
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The New Video from The Game to face The Ban from The MTV and The BET
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(15)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Fergie says it was hurtful not being invited to the Royal Wedding, wonders why people keep asking her about her humps
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez now officially on kill list of every 13-year-old girl worldwide
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(44)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Baby I plant corn this way
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(13)
 
(Some Show)
 
 
 
"The Walking Dead" team anxious to braaaaaaaaaaainstorm with Stephen King
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Some House Call)
 
 
 
House fills out prescription for one last season, according to Hugh Laurie: "The end of that season, right now, looks like the end of the show"
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(102)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Like everyone else, Jennifer Lopez embarrassed by her past with Jay Leno
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(15)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
John Wayne once captured a KGB assassination team on the Warner Bros. lot, mock-executed them, and convinced them to defect. Wait, what?
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(48)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp is making the rest of us look bad
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Barry Sonnenfeld will make a film that will answer the age-old question: in a fight between aliens and dinosaurs, who would win?
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino's letter to a 13 year old "From Dusk Till Dawn" fan
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(47)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jackie Cooper's will is badass: "I give to such persons so contesting or objecting the sum of FIVE DOLLARS ($5.00) and no more"
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(24)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Courtney Love dating Kurt Cobain. No, this isn't a repeat from 1991
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(26)
 
(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Why Bollywood is better than Hollywood
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Andrew Zimmern dishes about his unpalatable past
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(24)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
New Real Steel trailer makes up for bad dialogue with robot punching
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(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
University of Chicago to host "Jersey Shore" academic conference, to address burning issues such as: "What, exactly, is the Guido?", "I'm not white, I'm tan" and "Why do guys cook and girls fight?"
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(11)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen discusses running joke #1, catchphrases #3 and #5, and being a piece of #2
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(11)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Father of actress N'Bushe Wright found dead N'storage chest N'basement
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
And now, for memoirs completely different
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The curious case of Drew Carey
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(56)
 
(IFC)
 
 
 
How to get a straight guy to quit smoking in record time (Sponsored link)
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel on Fast Five: "I wouldn't be surprised if there is some Oscar talk around this"
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is getting remade. Again. And this time, in 3-D. Yeah, let's rehash even more awful movies
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(39)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
What's the dumbest celebrity baby name you've ever heard? Well, forget about that one, someone's ramped the baby-naming derp up to 11
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(133)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Take your pants off before you fight," and other things Yoko Ono ordered me to do
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(19)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Is Thomas Ian Nicholas going to be in the next "American Pie" movie? Let him check his schedule. Okay, he's in
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A look back at Steven Spielberg's worst movie. No not that one. Not that mess either. Yep, that one
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(158)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not news: Al Pacino plays mobster. News: he's not the mob boss. Fark: he's playing second fiddle to Vinny Barbarino
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(7)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
MTV producer found shot to death on street. LAPD says case will be tough to crack, as there are no videos
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(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker proves that big manes are back. (Pics)
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The economy is so bad that Paris Hilton is forced to pump her own gas. The horror. (pics)
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(52)
 
(Team Coco)
 
 
 
Kat Dennings says "I have a boner" and then fuchsia trapezoid helicopter squids
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(118)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The quick brown Fox renewed the lazy dogs
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(46)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Having been married to Billy Zane is no longer the worst thing that's happened to Kelly Brook
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger to Maria Shriver, wife of 25 years: "hasta la vista, baby"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rob Marshall, Johnny Depp both confirmed to ruin The Thin Man
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(50)
 
(SpinTheBottle)
 
 
 
The Kermit the Frog Retrospective
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker trots her offspring around New York
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(37)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
BIO Channel greenlights reality series featuring dim bulb Bristol Palin
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(45)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
What do you do after winning a Golden Globe, a SAG Award, and an Oscar? You quit acting. Wait, what?
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(34)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber defends himself against "brat" allegations... but not very well
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ralph Macchio performance on DWTS still a go, but doubts per cyst
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alicia Silverstone gives birth. It was such a joyful and momentous occasion that she ended up forgetting about "Batman & Robin"
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(43)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston to return to film after 15 years. I hope she can remember her lines
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's Beaver trimmed by box office competitors
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(77)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga: "In a lot of ways, I'm really delusional about my success." Gee, ya think?
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(46)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The Mystique character trailer reminds us that there were seven women painting Jennifer Lawrence's naked body for hours to make her look like that
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ke$ha gets sleazy. This is a repeat, yet it isn't a repeat
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terry David Mulligan willing to break the law for the final chapter of his book. Canadians ask "What law?", while Americans and the rest of the world ask "Who?"
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Most Embarassing Celebrity Commercials" includes Cortney Cox selling tampons, Steve Carell for fried chicken, Evangeline Lilly promoting phone sex
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(36)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 10 most cloned videogames
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(118)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
You know that dream you have where you leave the house and you're not wearing pants? Jessica Simpson did that on Saturday
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera steps out for date night and it looks like she's forgotten something. Is it: A) her pocketbook, B) her cellphone, or C) her clownpaint makeup?
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(41)
 
(Some Director)
 
 
 
"Twilight" director signs up for "The Biatch Posse." Yeah, that sounds about right
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(5)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Aside From the Vampires, Lincoln Film Seeks Accuracy"
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(10)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
A guy who's in "the know" over at Marvel posts the plot synopisis for The Avengers...on IMDB
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russell Brand goes out while wearing a pair of...AAAAAAAAHHHHH THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING (with 'you have been warned' pics)
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(29)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pink furious over pink ass at Pink Taco. Pink
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Awesome: having your wife blindfold you, put perfume on her chest and motorboat you. Absolutely terrifying: your wife is Khloe Kardashian. Where's the Drano?: the "perfume" is a unisex scent she created
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(24)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
A teary-eyed Vieira finally made her big announcment on TODAY. She was upstaged a week ago by bin Laden, relegating her departure news to a less active reporting cycle. (vid)
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul to join US X Factor. Drug tests inconclusive as to whether or not she is taking Charlie Sheen
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(9)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
C-C-Colin F-F-Firth c-c-can't s-s-shed s-s-stutter h-h-he u-u-used f-f-for K-K-King's S-S-Speech
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(43)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff confronts Piers Morgan over that drunken cheeseburger video: "It was put on websites, including your own... and that hurt my feelings"
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(19)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly to guest star as himself on "Rizzoli & Isles." You can't explain that
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
LiLo takes a major step toward her full recovery
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(46)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" actress Dana Wynter dies at 79. No, there isn't a replacement pod
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(10)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Katy Perry jumps off Auckland Harbour Bridge. Don't get too excited - every bridge in New Zealand has a bungy cord attached
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(35)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York Times apologizes to legion of furious readers for story error. Not about politics or religion, it was much more serious than that: the name of the sword used by Bilbo Baggins in the Hobbit
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(Some Guy)
 
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The 25 greatest cleavage moments in Food Network history (consider it not safe for work)
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(97)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but "CSI" actress Marg Helgenberger called it an insufferable little monster
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(45)
 

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