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Sun May 08, 2011
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin has a Kentucky Derby hat. Your argument is laughing too hard to be taken seriously
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(51)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Your first look at The Lizard's human form in "The Amazing Spider-Man." No, you don't need to scale this photo
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(38)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tina Fey brought some much-needed class and humor back to the set of SNL last night, though things got a little repetitive with all the bin Laden pop-ups
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a room filled with special needs puppies
 
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow may tour with the gast of Glee this summer. Hey, at least it'll keep her from making movies
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(31)
 
(Some After)
 
 
 
#15. What the H?
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(45)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen on fatherhood: "I'm teaching them the word 'rehab' so they always know where their mom is"
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(33)
 
(Pop Bunker)
 
 
 
The ten greatest words given to us by television. This list is frakking awesome
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(110)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the best moment of Lady Gaga's two-hour HBO concert spectacle extraordinaire was... the farking credits roll? (w/ vid)
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(49)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The film doesn't even have a script, but Johnny Depp is doing his best to make sure the Lone Ranger movie will suck big time
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(29)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's an explanation of the post credit scene in Thor for those of you who aren't total nerds. (SPOILERS, obviously)
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(50)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pippa Middleton offered $5 million to do one porno scene for Vivid. If she accepts, Fark will finally have to implement much awaited "absolutely farking awesome" tag
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(81)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Mystery Machine and Herbie the Love Bug up for auction; no word on whether Shaggy's stash is still under the mat in the van, but you may want to do something about the driver's seat in the Bug
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(12)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thor thunders to the top of the Box Office with a $66 million opening weekend, while Fast Five takes second place with $35 million. The summer of the action blockbuster has returned
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(52)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
MTV sure knows how to pick them. The newest couple on the hit show "16 and Pregnant" have been arrested a combined four times this past year
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sada Thompson, Emmy and Tony award winning actress, dies at 83
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(12)
 


Sat May 07, 2011
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Doctor Who series 6 episode 3 review: The Curse Of The Black Spot. A whole boatload of spoilers ahead
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(231)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a parallel universe, the "Fringe" season finale pulled in awesome ratings. (article contains spoilers)
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese praises Bob Dylan. In response, Bob Dylan either praised Martin Scorsese or said something about a potato rhinoceros in outer space. I can't really be sure
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Will Smith tipped for lead role in Quentin Tarantino's spaghetti western. This movie *has* to be ten times more badass than "Wild Wild West"
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spider-Man, Spider-Man, back next week for the world to pan
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(13)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
American Idol judge Randy Jackson calls NBC's The Voice "gimmicky"
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Hack)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams says now that Super 8 has finished, he'll begin furthering his ruination of the Star Trek franchise "soon"
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(126)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. developing not one but two different Tarzan movies. Wasn't the Disney version bad enough?
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(36)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Without Steve Carrell, Americans have lost all hope "The Office" will be funny
source: insidetv.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(101)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White House gatecrasher Michaele Salahi shows off the work of AMAZING plastic surgeons
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge Judy makes $45 million per year. Just let that sink in for a minute
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(52)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Can you name all the movies pictured on this map of Manhattan?
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(75)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Shannon Elizabeth wants story details before she signs on for the next "American Pie" film. In related news, Shannon Elizabeth is picky about her projects now
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(55)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger gives us the sideboob in GQ spread
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley used to demand two hours of sex a day from her lovers. Good luck getting THAT image out of your head
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brendan Fraser apparently hates apples
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(19)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Robin gives Stern warning she is flying the coop
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(61)
 


Fri May 06, 2011
(Slate)
 
 
 
There were exactly six seconds of greatness in "Thor", writes critic who refers to your mom as "Thor"
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(67)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
4 ways that Fringe tops Lost to the left. Popcorn ready at the right
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan shows off what the source refers to as her "killer bikini bod at age 49," though not to go all studman69 here, it looks OK but not all that "killer" for 49 or any other age (SFW, if bikini pics are SFW at your job)
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(53)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Remember that huge Dark Tower movie trilogy/TV series project? Yeah about that. Universal might be pulling the plug
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(53)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan on the Tonight Show: "I've made a lot of poor decisions in the past and I'll work to gain respect back." Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont: "PARTYYYYYYYYYYYY‼"
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(21)
 
(IFC)
 
 
 
WKUK is back this week, and hopefully they can top this: literally their best skit ever (Sponsored link)
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(102)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves may be set to play TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The top ten memorable movie moms will hopefully help you to remember that there are NO WIRE HANGERS EVER
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(54)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The Flaming Lips to release a video on The Soft Bulletin performed live in a classroom at SUNY Fredonia campus. How do you get one? It comes on a USB stick embedded in a gummi skull
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(30)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Did someone just get served with a subpoena? YEAHHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYY
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(19)
 
(Monsters & Critics)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon: "I'm a boring little git"
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(31)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Thor" makes $3.3 million in midnight opening, is set to hammer out a $60 million weekend
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(101)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow may simultaneously test two versions of the same movie to find out which dick or fart joke works best
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'm a DC: Deadpool vs. Green Lantern. Watch for the informative character debate, stay for totally hilarious dedication to Ryan Reynolds by Deadpool. (Musical goodness starts at 1:21)
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(17)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Name that crotch: The sexy summer movie codpiece quiz
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mary-Louise Parker regrets getting a Brazilian
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(46)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
People of Walmart: The John Travolta edition
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(11)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Brian Austin Green is still keeping up the charade that he's married to Megan Fox
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(12)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
My hair is a bird. Your charges are invalid
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(6)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tom Clancy foreshadows real life. Again
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mmm...forbidden fetus
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz says "I'm getting better with age." (with side-boob pic that will make you want to hit that even thought she's approaching 40)
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(105)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Watch as Jon Stewart destroys the career of Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz from MSNBC. Bonus: Pic of Ed as "The Definer"
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(193)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thrusters are a go for the Voltron Force trailer. Unfortunately so are the seizures
source: slyoyster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charles McCord, the glue that held Imus together through divorce, addiction and cancer retires today. Iconic voice and wit. The tribute is for the ranch, the wife and the red headed troll. Stay Classy Imus (until 10 am EST)
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(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lea Michele says her ideal man will be "just like her dad." So, a complete idiot who lets his daughter get tattoos and sing on a terrible TV show? Sounds like a real winner
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(69)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This nostalgic look back at Boy Meets World is missing one key element: pictures of Topanga's breasts
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cops handcuff Hines Ward at gunpoint after Kendra eliminated from "Dancing with the Stars". Never knew Hef could get that pissed
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton says she wants children someday. Probably after husband comes back from that 'ski vacation' he's been on since honeymoon ended
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(37)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
At the age of 93, playwright Arthur Laurents finally at a loss for words
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(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chairman of MTV stepping down after three decades. In keeping with tradition no music will be played at her farewell
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(27)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hellloooo Angels
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(59)
 


Thu May 05, 2011
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
When Guy Ritchie lost his manhood to Madonna, he REALLY lost his manhood to Madonna
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The trailer for "Colombiana" makes me want to see "The Professional 2", Zoe Saldana naked
source: ifitsmovies.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elly May Clampett actress sues over "Elly May" Barbie: In other news Elly May is still alive
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(35)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five reasons why pro wrestlers are better than Oscar-winning actors
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(153)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp admits he didn't understand Pirates 2 and 3
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Iron Man" and "Cowboys & Aliens" writers hired for "Tomb Raider" reboot
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(37)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
North Shore mansion for sale. Includes 4 bedrooms, 3 baths, and every security feature a 10 year old boy can think of
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New "X-Men: First Class" character trailers featuring Beast, Havok and Banshee
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(77)
 
(Satellite News)
 
 
 
Shout Factory releases details about their all-Gamera "Mystery Science Theater 3000" DVD box set. No, the tin box does not come with turtle meat
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A health clinic that catered primarily to porn stars has shut after a records leak and an HIV-positive result that led to the following post-test advice: "Avoid media, change your telephone number and move out of town"
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(74)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Estate of Mario Puzo to release a Godfather prequel that "chronicles Vito Corleone's early life and ascent through the ranks of the Italian-American underworld." Book to be titled "Outtakes from the Godfather II"
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(58)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper to play Lucifer. The Prince of Darkness has never had better hair
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(56)
 
(Some Sequel)
 
 
 
"Terminator 5" will NOT reunite the original cast. Michael Biehn goes back to staring at his phone
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Homeless woman with poor vision but highly tuned sense of smell mistakes Paris Hilton for Lindsay Lohan
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(13)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe fancies Pippa Middleton, puts on his robe and wizard hat
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Italian university takes extra precautions to protect students from communicable diseases
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(25)
 
(Some Actress)
 
 
 
"Transformers 3" star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley tops FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World poll. Megan Fox gives her toe thumbs up
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What do you give the girl who just lost the anchor chair on CBS News? If you're ABC it's $20 million and the time slot of your most venerable daytime drama
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(8)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Adele wants to go rolling in Rihanna's deep
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey David Beckham, you may look cool on that custom motorcycle, but next time be sure not to wear your man-purse while riding"
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brian May: Guitar innovator, musical genius, entertainer of millions, Doctor of Astrophysics, University Chancellor, stereoscopic photography expert, and now, tireless crusader on behalf of wild badgers. Eat your heart out, Buckaroo Banzai
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(48)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Porn Star and former Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olson driver's license suspended after failing to blow hard enough
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio buys $1.2 million Salvador Dali painting. How surreal
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Zsombie Zsa Zsa hospitalizsed again
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you still hit it if she was 70? You would if she was Raquel Welch. (pics)
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(53)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Royal officials and security people had plans in place for 'Operation Pumpkin,' in the event that Kate Middleton decided to bolt rather than walk down the aisle"
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(76)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"Conan the Barbarian" trailer is there to crush your hopes - See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the audience
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(125)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Is Doctor Who getting too scary or too complicated for kids? A backlash may be brewing
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(179)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin does an about face
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(114)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Danny Boyle prepares for his next project: "I'm told it's an art heist gone wrong, and it's got the dark, sexy, hard-edged tone of Boyle films like Shallow Grave and Trainspotting"
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(10)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jay-Z's got 99 awards, and an Emmy's one
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(11)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Every Bill Paxton line from Aliens
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(60)
 


Wed May 04, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
Australian film company seeks funding to finish Pratchett short film. For the love of Glod, people, donate
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
9/11 remake of Escape From New York starring Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Milfy Tiffani Thiessen has a bad camera angle. Specifically, all of them
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Teri Hatcher pursued by three visually impaired men
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(20)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bad: Fox doing something big with Glee. Worse: It will be a feature-length film. OH MY F*CKING GOD STOP: It will be filmed in 3-D
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(45)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock to "assert" his "independence." And how's that workin' out for ya, Jesse?
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(47)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Academy Award nominee and "Superman" actor Jackie Cooper goes up, up, and away at 88
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Malin Akerman is in every movie in 2012. Trust me, I'm not complaining
source: popwatch.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Alison Brie says her "Community" character Annie might go lesbian. Mother of God
source: warmingglow.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio might have dumped Bar Refaeli to screw around with Blake Lively. *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM*
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
9/11 terrorists missed Rob Lowe by THAT much
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(16)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The theatrical trailer for the Green Lantern is...pretty badass, actually
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(92)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
"Actually yes, Mrs. Beckinsale, an exhaustive cavity search of your person followed by a cigarette and glass of scotch for myself is now standard security procedure"
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(49)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
A ton of celebrities showed up to the Costume Institute Gala in New York on Monday night. Here's a gallery with just the attractive ones
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(21)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers to acquire RottenTomatoes.com. In other news, Superman IV and Jonah Hex will soon be two of the best, most popular movies ever according to Rotten Tomatoes
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(38)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The Weinstein Company has found a director for the abomination they're going to call a remake of Seven Samurai
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pandora bringing the funny by adding the comedy stylings of Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Larry the Cable Guy ... wait, who?
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Classic children's book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day to become a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad movie
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(57)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bulgarian chat show may be cancelled because it's under a curse
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Porn star Sabrina Deep set to kick off her 2011 World Bukkake tour. No, really
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(173)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A revealing interview with Jodie Foster, who sheds some light on The Beaver
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(15)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Anniston's latest ex dishes the dirty details on their romance and doesn't use the words "desperation" or "old maid" once
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(34)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
After living as one for many, many years Britney Spears to officially change her last name to Trainwreck. What, that's not how you spell it? Ahh, close enough
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's romance with Kris Humphries reached new heights over the weekend. So did subby looking at these pics of Kim in a bikini
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain admits she thought she'd never sing again after marriage fell apart. Unfortunately, she got over it. In related story, her father was apparently zombie Conway Twitty. (pics)
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(35)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow is having a "love affair" with Guinness. No word what her Fark handle is
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(39)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Nine of the most ridiculous cartoons based on Celebrities. You better believe that godawful Chuck Norris cartoon is on here
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cool: John Cleese's new girlfriend doing nude modeling. FARK: So he can raise money to pay for his divorce
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(27)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Katy Perry & cleavage cover Vanity Fair's June issue
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(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider travels to Portugal to save a cork tree named Miguel that's threatened by society's obsession to do things more cheaply and quickly. No, this is not the plot to his newest movie
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(26)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Cool: this summer's 10 biggest movies in Lego form. Not so much: done in CGI, not real legos
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love-Hewitt's breasts are newly single
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rene Russo opens up about great sex scenes, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO
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(20)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks says Lindsay Lohan will never play her until she knows how to handle some serious drugs and stop getting caught all the time
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(38)
 


Tue May 03, 2011
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know, with all the adulation of SEAL Team Six, you'd think somebody would have thought to also extend just a little appreciation to Corey Feldman for his role in taking down Bin Laden
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(25)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon are holding back on releasing the names of their newborn twins in order to let fans guess. Her clue is 'Both begin w/M's'. Guesses go to the right
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(115)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Anna Faris in talks for lead role in Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie. VERY NICE
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Awww, widdle Stanley is so cute in his jammies, lying in his crib...that he built...by hand
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marvel's Black Widow and Hawkeye to get solo films. Take THAT, James Cameron's Aquaman‼
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(45)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
And lo, from the west there came a challenger to Christina Hendricks' throne
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(201)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bugs and Daffy reboot has them living together in the suburbs. NTTAWWT
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(60)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
So the question must be asked: when is Andy Dick NOT wasted and acting inappropriately in public?
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(37)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Production will soon begin on Stephenie Meyer's other terrible novel franchise The Host
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(26)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Inception," "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1," and "The Social Network" to lose to "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" at the 2011 MTV Twilight Awards
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(53)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Yes, Paris, they're still there
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(35)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rick Springfield arrested for DUI, says he's never gonna give it up, say goodbye
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(540)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A: Miranda Kerr tweeting a pic of herself breastfeeding and Justin Bieber getting bombed with eggs. Q: What are two reasons why Australia is awesome, Alex?
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(28)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Upcoming summer movies, and where you might have seen them before
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline's girlfriend is five months along and finally looks more pregnant than he does
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Want to fire Donald Trump? Just complain to his sponsors
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lorenzo Lamas to become Lorenzo Craig as he takes new wife's name. At least he didn't marry Miss Cumson
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When comparing their talent, and ONLY their talent, which is more likely: A) Katy Perry is better than Rebecca Black, B) Katy Perry is equal to Rebecca Black, or C) Katy Perry is much worse than Rebecca Black
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(86)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Not news: celeb has baby, names it after himself. Fark: except for the middle name, which is Kamakanaalohamaikalani
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley has meltdown during DWTS rehearsals, screams "I need a break, (and a cheeseburger)" before attempting to eat partner during dance routine. (pics)
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge Judy extends TV contract to 2015. Says she didn't want to be known as acquitter
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(12)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bin Laden's Voldemort connection
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going out on the town and need to apply fake tan, make sure you get all exposed areas of the body
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former Playboy playmate and B-movie actress Yvette Vickers found mummified. That's a wrap
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(78)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tuscaloosa, your long nightmare is over: Charlie Sheen is bringing you flashlights and tiger blood
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(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson is now a ginger and now that you've all clicked the link I can explain why Osama's death is a government cover up
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(73)
 


Mon May 02, 2011
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Porn stars are also happy Osama is dead
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hard hitting journalism from Fox uncovers real story on Bin Laden: What does Katy Perry think?
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(73)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Turns out, John Hughes didn't want The Brat Pack actors to star in The Breatfast Club or Pretty In Pink
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britney Spears shows off her culinary skills as she makes...sweet tea
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lorenzo Lamas marries 5th wife (who has no sharp knees) in Mexico. In other news, there are five women foolish enough to have married Lorenzo Lamas
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(44)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey is single and dating, unfunny and painful to watch
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Actor Jim Caviezel's career could use a miracle
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For those who irrationally calculated that Danica McKellar couldn't get her amazing figure back after giving birth, you might want to eat some humble pi
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(84)
 

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