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Sun April 17, 2011
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(Plugged In)
 
 
 
Just in case you depend on "Focus On The Family" for your music recommendations, they'd like to warn you of all the naughty words on the latest Foo Fighters album
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
HBO's Game of Thrones premieres tonight at 9pm ET. So, here's your official discussion thread complete with a handy who's-who in George R. R. Martin's TV universe
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(Digtital Spy)
 
 
 
In a plot twist worthy of "The Wicker Man" remake, Dog the Bounty Hunter posts Nic Cage's bail
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Danica McKellar wants to have a second baby, and from the look of things, her kid is the luckiest sonofabiatch on the planet. No word if she's accepting live donors for the second child
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Evan Rachel Wood, fresh off her breakup with Marilyn Manson, expands her pool of potential partners by declaring that she swings from both sides of the plate. Line forms to the right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Five words: naked girls reading Pulp Fiction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first review is in: "Thor" throws down the hammer, yo
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rio dances on the sand and takes the #1 spot at the box office while Scream 4 kind of just moans
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Rebecca Black's "Friday" will be covered by the cast of Glee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's good to follow in your mother's footsteps. Especially if she has already done a 1985 Playboy photoshoot ... and your father is Mick Jagger
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Sat April 16, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian "waxes her forehead." Sadly, this is not a euphemism
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Which one is my REAL personality?" Well, Jessica Simpson, I'm going to assume that it's the self-absorbed one with below-average intelligence
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(io9)
 
 
 
Leonard Nimoy returns to TV again after everyone drops a bunch of acid. Even Spock's Brain wasn't this cartoony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage arrested for the only hit he's had in years
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
One of this season's awful contestants on American Idol spent time in jail for illegally boarding a train. Don't worry, though, it's not anyone who has a chance of winning
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
1980s TV 'funnyman' who was once famous now reduced to playing a rude scarecrow. Oh and he has upset his audience
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
We were this close to Drew Curtis presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew Curtis. Presented by Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl Q&A: "I think everybody had Miss Piggy fantasies. She seemed sassy. I always had a thing for Grover, to be honest. Grover and his alter ego, Super Grover"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Arthur Marx, only son of Groucho, finds out that the secret word is dead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The one good thing about a Trump presidential run? Not having to watch another season of "Celebrity Apprentice"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson has man arms
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Evangeline Lilly's slim figure and days of being child free are now lost
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the issue of money in Star Trek. Damn Ferengis
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(Some Chack)
 
 
 
Coachella is a festival of disease and sin. Your children will most likely die. (includes pics and very helpful graphs with statistics that couldn't possibly be made up)
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Fri April 15, 2011
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oh I'm sorry, did I break your segregation?
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(XBIZ)
 
 
 
Porn actress Hunter Bryce goes tits up at 30
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks to produce Green Day movie. Apropos of nothing, he has this to say: "It takes a real man to slap on a Speedo and say, 'I'm ready for work'"
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Of all the things to be offended by in the Book of Mormon Musical, LDS Church doesn't like being shown as naive
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Neve Campbell says "Scream 4" wasn't easy to shoot. It probably isn't easy to watch, either
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera divorces Bratman, much to the delight of the Jroker
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I have a MOTHERfarkING DREAM
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(Mutatedly Awesome)
 
 
 
Bryan Singer thanks the internet for browbeating him into making an X-Men movie that didn't suck
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston freaks the hell out over her new hairstyle that isn't very different from her old hairstyles
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen threatened with $100,000 fine for being Charlie Sheen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she would only consider a role in the upcoming Oz: The Great and Powerful if she can work with James Franco because they're "best friends"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Emma Watson is 21-years-old today; can now legally accept all the drinks that random strangers buy for her while thinking they have a shot
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift says you'll never see nude pictures of her hit the internet. Prude
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Cowboys and Aliens get an extended trailer, but they still didn't show much of Olivia Wilde's nude scene
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Even Coolio knows the only way to tolerate his music is to be drunk off your ass
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(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Ricky Gervais tells Jon Stewart what he should apologize for re: the Golden Globes with a resounding "fark all"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj says her hair is based on Marge Simpson's trademark hairdo. Perhaps she should have chosen a more relevant cartoon mother, like Lois Griffin or Malory Archer
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Adam Ant has even more advice for Catherine Zeta-Jone; this time, he says she needs to cancel all her work. Something that was easy for Ant to do while he was suffering from bipoloar disorder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen opens the Canadian leg of his "tour" by toasting, on stage, the ashes of an audience member's deceased husband, surprisingly making no attempt to snort them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley rips shirt off dance partner while on Oprah, wolfs it down with fries and a diet soda
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Early reviews are in, and the film adaptation of Atlas Shrugged is a suckfest of titanic proportions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bionic Woman and Brick Top fight zombies. This is going to be good
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Thu April 14, 2011
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear America. You cannot make good films about our royalty. Please stop trying. Sincerely, the UK
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Yeah, "American Psycho" author Bret Easton Ellis went there
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(Chron)
 
 
 
ABC's evil twin awakens from coma and orders the cancellation of "All My Children" and "One Life to Live"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa wants baby to carry on Gabor family name, weirdness
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow wants to take this time to let you know that her family never cooked for her
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson takes us on a personal tour of the Hobbit production studios. Smaug is pleased
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Taylor Lautner: "The end of Twilight will be a relief." You said it, Taylor
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Adam Ant has some advice for the bipolar Catherine Zeta-Jones: "Hug a tree"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
In the mid-90s, America was enchanted with the feud between Notorious B.I.G. and 'Pac. In 2011, England is enchanted by the feud between George Michael and....Stephen Fry?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox had to dump David Arquette because he "could never put his arm around me without getting a boner"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: David Beckham's unbelievable balls
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Why wouldn't a 25-year-old famous actress collect dead animals?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes reads Letterman's Top Ten list because "I lost a bet with Tom". Could also explain why they got married
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Hendricks eats. The Daily Mail is there
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
JLo declared that last night's Top 8 Idol performers "killed it dead" ... The love fest continues. (vid)
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but it's a big fan of Fark's favorite poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf slut Tila Tiquila
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Ralph Macchio has no desire to see Karina Smirnoff's Playboy spread, apparently getting all sweaty while pressed up against and moving rhythmically with her is enough
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer goes full homeless
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse, clean and sober for a year, goes out in clothes that are too tight, revealing muffin top. In other news, anyone remember Amy Winehouse?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: when trying to raise awareness for your anti-seal clubbing campaign, don't use a celebrity that people want to club in the head too
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Whoopi Goldberg: "I was in love once, but you don't know him. He's from Canada"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta Jones checks self into mental health facility for being crazy... hot. With pic of what she'll do to your man parts if you leave "hot" off that sentence
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Wed April 13, 2011
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg and Ellen Page confirmed for Woody Allen's next film tentatively titled "White People Problems"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Two more teaser clips for the new season of Doctor Who
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon says her love scenes with Robert Pattinson left her "disappointed." Guess she wasn't man enough for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but apparently it's causing geopolitical instability
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(io9)
 
 
 
Funeral home in England sports billboard for The Walking Dead on the side of its building. Can we have a Win tag already?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Katie Couric and Matt Lauer have a nice reunion on The Today Show, discuss what it used to be like when we had journalistic integrity
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(Time)
 
 
 
New site raises funds to send M. Night Shyamalan back to film school. Can't think of a worthier cause
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke, on why "Passion Play" with Megan Fox is getting limited release: "Because it's not very good"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Alex P. and the Keatons get together for a family reunion. Skippy not invited
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This just in: Celebrities don't know what the fark they're talking about, espcecially when it comes to random causes
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(io9)
 
 
 
The 10 goofiest Smallville cameos. Amy Adams in a fat suit, playing a "fat vampire?" Yep, still hot
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is so edgy that she wants to guest star on ABC's hit show "Modern Family." Get it? Because you totally wouldn't expect to see her on that show
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston's next 15 movies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our long National Nightmare is over: Mystery Rocker has been reunited with his lost camera
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon and her new husband go on the worst honeymoon ever
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Adrianne Palicki's Wonder Woman is going to have 3 different costumes, and yes, the shorts are one of them
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Cinematographer behind Kill Bill, Inglourious Basterds, and Shutter Island signed on to do Marc Forster's adaptation of World War Z starring Brad Pitt. Now just get rid of that PG-13 thing and you've got yourself a movie
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The legacy of why T.M.N.T. continues to live on, until Michael Bay farks it up & makes pizza explode
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Fans keep asking Hayden Panettiere, 5'2", how deep her 6'6" Russian boyfriend penetrates her when they have sex
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former reality TV star? Check. Current R&B singer? Check. Friends with Chris Brown? Check. Suspect in ferocious girl-on-girl beatdown? You shouldn't even have to ask
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Place any of today's "sexy" starlets next to Julie Christie in her prime, and marvel at the difference between a genuinely smoking, naturally gorgeous woman and industry-approved pretenders
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday Wally. Now go outside and find the Beaver
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Dark Knight Rises. New casting. Brief synopsis. Further villain rumours. Might all be lies
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(Some Movie Guy)
 
 
 
The corpse of Neve Campbell's career rises from the dead for a good Scream sequel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen trades drugs for doughnuts and doesn't even have to visit police station
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Russell Brand says the only thing better than Katy Perry's boobs would be Katy Perry's pregnant boobs
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(Some Boothe)
 
 
 
The twelve most bizarre Abraham Lincolns ever seen in pop culture. You better bet Space Lincoln from Star Trek is on here
source: toplessrobot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Hendricks and Firefly. Things that will make internet nerds lose their minds
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Hard times for Simon Cowell as he only makes $208k. What, that's $208k PER DAY?
source: hollyscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kaley Cuoco poses naked for Allure so since no one will read this flargle fliddle faddle foo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news fellas, Scarlett Johansson isn't knocked up. Bad news is she's just fat
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Green Day's American Idiot has bombed as a musical, so now it will bomb as a film. In other news, it's hard to pretend you're edgy punk rockers when you're in your 40s
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen goes full Red Sox in Boston
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Crow reboot may kill Bradley Cooper
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'High School Musical's' Ashley Tisdale gets mother's permission to pose nude. "I'm not just the young girl everybody thinks I am. I'm actually a woman". (pics slightly Not safe for work)
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(et on line)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan likely to play Victoria Gotti. Clearly nobody told her the drugs in the movie are going to be fake
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(CBC)
 
 
 
YOU SHALL NOT PASS your camp off as being affiliated with J.R.R. Tolkien's estate
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Tue April 12, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
First photos from UK's Batman stage show. Holy fail, Batman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China's next threat: Time Travel
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Uwe Boll defends his movies: "Kate Beckinsale would never show her breasts like Kristanna Loken." Even Uwe Boll wouldn't try to defend slideshows, though (some not-safe-for-work images)
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart got motorbike, second facial expression for 21st birthday
source: showbizspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson to shoot Hobbit at 48fps. Kodak could only be happier if Stanley Kubrick was still alive
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Turns out men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses
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(Some Deputy Dewey)
 
 
 
David Arquette made a move on Courteney Cox. I'm going to let the topic tag finish this story
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Bartender to Ryan Phillippe: "I think you've had enough, sir"
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
AMC's "The Killing" is making headlines. Specifically: "SEA OTTER SPOTTED EATING IN LOCAL CAFE"
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(Some DONKEY)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy won't do more "Shrek" films. Can we get that same promise for the "Doctor Dolittle" and "Nutty Professor" franchises?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
First look at apes from upcoming "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" which are, mercifully, not as craptastic as Tim Burton's
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Michael Shannon talks about being cast as General Zod, creeps everybody, right the fark out
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nic Cage's stolen copy of Action Comics #1 has been returned. Your argument is invalid
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise hires Axl Rose's singing coach so he can hit the high notes in an upcoming movie portraying a character named 'Stacee Jaxx'. This should end well
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(TVWeek)
 
 
 
Katie Couric blames CBS for her bad rating, the fact she has no tallent didn't figure into her equation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Emma Watson feels Kate Middleton. No, wait, feels *for*...and no one saw that correction
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling announces pregnancy over Twitter and not a whinny was given that day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga falls off piano during stage show, lands flat on her back. Hilarity ensues. (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shirley MacLaine apparently channels the spirit of your average porn star
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Real warlock boycotting Natalie Portman's "Your Highness" because it portrays warlocks in a negative light and doesn't show enough of her booty in that thong. Bonus: warlock's name is Christian
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Brain Grazer is on board with Kiefer Sutherland and you are running out of time before the 24 movie hits the big screen in 2012
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The director of Cloverfield and Let Me In tapped to do the "a return to the source material," which apparently is a classy way of saying reboot, for They Live,
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
"Waterworld wasn't a bomb" and ninteen more "box office misconceptions." Um...in what world wasn't it a bomb?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jocelyn Wildenstein takes boyfriend for a night out. Thankfully it was dark and he couldn't see her face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Headline: Kirstie Alley once again falls victim to disaster on 'Dancing With The Stars.' In related story, Japan braces for yet another aftershock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pregnant Natalie Portman is no longer vegan. "If you're not eating eggs, then you can't have cookies or cake from regular bakeries, which can become a problem when that's all you want to eat"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wanna get so pissed you could cock punch a baby? Then check out The Situation test driving a Ferrari and consider he already has a Bentley
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey is excited about her "distinctive twins." Looks like she talking about her kids this time
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is but it left its hot girlfriend home so it could dance all night long with a bunch of gay dudes
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'm not implying Glenn Beck knows a lot of hookers intimately, or that he was involved in burying some of them on Long Island, but he does seem to know a lot about them
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan is also coming back for that cash-grabby American Pie sequel, American Reunion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Holly Madison ignores Hugh Hefner's sweet wedding invitation. Hefner again trying to give a spoonful of sugar to make the Madison go down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Because when you think about it, what better way to celebrate Armenia's Genocide Remembrance Day than by putting Kim Kardashian on the cover of Turkish Cosmopolitan magazine?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
James Cameron predicts that within five years all new movies will suck, cost an extra 5 to 10 bucks
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
After inviting someone on the sauce, Rutgers now asks for The Boss
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The decreasing impact of death in sci-fi movies and TV shows. Or: why we don't believe that a dead character is really dead anymore
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(nbc chicago)
 
 
 
Elisha Cuthbert is finally ready for some "Happy Endings". Wait, what?
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Mon April 11, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
I SAID, MARLEE MATLIN LOOKS PRETTY DAMN HOT
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ray Harryhausen's production company announces Sinbad in Space
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(io9)
 
 
 
Blimey, here's Doctor Who's new much rumored enemy, the Silence
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's daughter is pregnant with Benicio del Toro's baby. God, that kid's going to grow up with the most incomprehensible accent known to man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon says -- in the May issue of Vogue where she appears on the cover wearing a revealing outfit -- that she misses her privacy
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Alleged picture of nude 24-year-old Elizabeth Taylor withdrawn after photo agency determined it was some other smoking hot 24-year-old
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(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Don't you kind of want to punch Matthew McConaughey in the stogie on the cover of Cigar Aficionado?
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(People)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey has a mohawk. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"I'd wake up, snort a line, and swear I wasn't going to do it again that day... Meanwhile, my life was falling apart." No, this isn't about Charlie Sheen
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck buys rugs for $220K. He should've gone for hair plugs instead
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren is the hottest thing to happen to Saturday Night Live since...well, a long time
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
James Franco's little brother joining the cast of the 21 Jump Street remake. Fark me, there's two of them?
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Marriage counselor suing Kate Gosselin for $10,000 in unpaid fees, pain and suffering
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Deadpool finally has a director. Bonus: the greatest representation of Deadpool ever
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' lip sync thunder-thigh dance follies to close out Nicki Minaj's strap-on penis song and stage spectacular
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Extremely hittable 19-year-old banished to back row at "Idol" taping because she could literally squeeze the life out of jockeyesque Ryan Seacrest
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas but not completely devoid of honesty, thanks to James Caan: "I'm a moron. That's why I'm an actor"
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: owner of the store and the employee that gave Lindsay Lohan the necklace she "borrowed" will testify at next hearing. Looks like Ric Romero has picked up the entertainment beat
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Former cast of "Real Houswives of D.C." shocked to learn that someone who gatecrashed a White House party is a total and complete narcissist
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite being one ugly, er um guy, Chaz Bono has a pretty hot um, girlfriend, or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just how bad is Charlie Sheen's show? He's now resorting to paying audiences to applaud. In related story, Charlie Sheen's watch strikes 14:58
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Today's news that will make you want to cry into your keyboard: Cast of Jersey Shore will make over $100K per episode each next season
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Hendricks appears on stage in nothing but underwear and...well it doesn't really matter what I type since everyone has already clicked the link. I mean, it could have been something clever but now you'll never know. (pics)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert pulls a Kanye West on Jon Stewart at the Comedy Awards (w/ video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Creepy: Double dating with your father. Extra Farking Creepy: You're 21, he's 85 year old Hugh Hefner
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(Rocky Mountain Collegian)
 
 
 
College student: "I'm addicted to porn -- food porn"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Terry Jones thinks Monty Python wasn't very funny
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facts of Life cast reunites after years. Worth a click to see Mrs. Garrett looking like she's about to go into the light
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