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Sun April 10, 2011
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kneel before new Zod
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Who is John Galt? He's the Han Solo of the most important movie flop of the year"
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(Boston Channel)
 
 
 
David Cassidy and Danny Bonaduce get together in Atlantic City and play a Partridge Family song. Sappy tag would be in play if they weren't so washed up
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
The tattoo artist cameo in 'The Hangover 2' was a nightmare casting task. First Mel acted himself out of the role, then Liam botched it ... and finally, Nick Cassavette crushed it.... proving that three times is definitely the charm
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sorry, we're out of Tiger's blood. You lose
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(Egotastic)
 
 
 
Yes
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Booted from Idol on Thursday, offered a record deal on Friday... and a date with a Dancing With the Stars pro just hours after that. The agony of defeat was decidedly short-lived. (pics)
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Sat April 09, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ellen Page's jugs. Wait...no, I read that wrong it's...oh you've already clicked anyway
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remembering Sir Alec Guinness, who was "so much more" than Obi Wan Kenobi. Yes. He was also Ben Kenobi
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For $3500 a night you can sleep in Snooki's bed. No, I'm not making it up
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson's cameo in The Hangover II: Electric Boogaloo will be cut from the theatrical release
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sidney Lumet's dead as hell, and he's not going to take this anymore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Yorkers ignore all that happens in flyover country, learn the hard way that Charlie Sheen's show is a stinking pile of suck
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan has a new place to hide her cocaine
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(Gawker)
 
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You know how Stephen Colbert sometimes has on a guest who he farks with because the guest is not in on the joke? This is the funniest one of those times ever
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(Some Number One)
 
 
 
CBS spurned Jonathan Frakes' attempts at getting a Star Trek TV show off the ground, instead wanted to focus on feature films. And we see how well THAT went
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This just in: Paul Reiser's new show sucks
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Fri April 08, 2011
(Variety)
 
 
 
Threat of foreclosure looms over Hugh Laurie's House
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson wants to unleash his jazz hands on the paparazzi
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Attention Charlie Sheen, Linsday Lohan and other "stars" who squander your talent and career opportunity: Betty White is tired of your shiat
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Much like how an asteroid still poses a danger to Earth when it breaks into smaller pieces, "Jersey Shore" will inflict widespread devastation with a couple of spinoff series
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger considers working on two projects that sound way better than that Governator cartoon
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck circling Great Gatsby movie, which in turn is circling the drain
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Flava Flav got onstage and jammed with the Bret Michaels band in....wait, why's everyone laughing?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gary Busey goes on the Tonight Show, turns the crazy all the way to 11 (w/ vid)
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman reveals his five favorite films. You will read this in his voice
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried went movie star on a cop for parking ticket at Red Riding Hood premiere. Look, girly, you're lucky you didn't get arrested for that abomination; it's illegal to sell anything in London with less taste than their food
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
"Your Highness" wallows in a level of scatology so severe that the Farrelly Brothers might as well give up on the subgenre for good
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Cinema's weirdest vessels of evil. Who needs Darth Vader when you've got killer vending machines, a papier mache woodpeckers and bad wind?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one. Yosemite Sam and an alien walk in to a bar,
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman says she's 'too old' to smoke weed. Your uncle who served in 'Nam unavailble for comment and asks that you knock before entering his basement apartment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani: I'm not like Lady Gaga or Rihanna. No kidding, those two can put on a performance without headline-making fail
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Julianne Moore shares her secret to looking good at age 50. Step one: Be as rich as Julianne Moore so you can afford personal trainers, dieticians, plastic surgeons, etc. In other news, you'd still hit it. (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Matthew Morrison embarrassed as Jay Leno shows clip of him portraying member of gay boy band in 2003 movie. Expresses even more shame at fact he's member of cast of 'Glee'
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner says Karina Smirnoff's Playboy spread likely to end all rumors that she had no body to dance with
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bravo cancels 'Real Housewives of D.C.' In other news, 'Real Idiots of D.C.' still in session
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ebert gives Arthur a thumbs-up, says he knows it's crazy, but's true: Russell Brand does the best he can do
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon makes it official: there's no wrestling in the WWE
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Thu April 07, 2011
(TMZ)
 
 
 
George Lucas' daughter to kick-start her MMA career as a cage fighter. Her first face-off should be a breeze: It's against only one Thai Fighter
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Fox renews "Bob's Seizure-Inducing Animation"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen wants to f*ck Mila Kunis. Just like the rest of us
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby makes "I just ate a bad Pudding Pop" face after being asked about Donald Trump running for 2012 (w/ vid)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin wants five more seasons of "30 Rock." There, I'm glad THAT'S cleared up
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold talks about being a successful actor
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant, mooch extraordinaire
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(Some Sparkles)
 
 
 
Ashley Greene says the "Twilight" cast is like one big family. That would explain all the deeply-rooted resentment and disrespect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know an article should be good if the headline contains the words 'Eva Longoria pops out of her jacket'. Unfortunately, it also includes words 'David Letterman'. (sfw pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tina Fey announces she's five months pregnant while on Oprah. Oprah noticably disappointed as she thought Fey was simply fattening herself up for her to eat after show
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gay people love Christina Aguilera
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood admits married life isn't always great. Shame of having a husband who plays for the Nashville Predators probably the first reason
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Norm MacDonald now bringing the awesomeness of the 1998 ESPYs to your television set on a weeky basis
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ride back into the Danger Zone: Top Gun returns to theaters
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
TV Shows about coupon clippers are probably just silly time wasters, unless you're a SeriousTVReviewer (tm). Then they're everything that's wrong with middle America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every frame of a movie squished into a single image
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley at 56 still keeps Subby's shorts illustrated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
29 greatest thong scenes in cinema history. Of course it's Not safe for work, why would it be any other way?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA checked WilW for leeches - all clear
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams is co-authoring a novel. No word on how he'll translate the excessive lens flares to the page
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Wed April 06, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest tops the "Reality Power List." That would be like equivalent of being the best pitcher on the Chicago Cubs
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(Comedy Central)
 
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The cost of being a manwhore: $900 and eternal shame (sponsored link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but she's multiplying
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ke$ha $ings a¢ap€££a
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship may have hit the sparkly skids
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(OMG Music)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga wants to go nude on TV shows because that would be completely zany and unique
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Posh Spice apparently too unposh for British upper-class twits who don't want her working-class sons admitted to their $23K/year school
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT "30 ROCK" ENDING NEXT SEASON, LIZ LEMON?
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Robert Pattinson Wore Period Pants." That sounds about right
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa gets a wax figure at Madame Tussaud's. Unfortunately there's a dress on it though so you can't tell if her penis-navel was accurately sculpted
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
You're going to ask yourself how you've never seen this before. Behold Fark, I give you Sugarbush
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Univision is slowly becoming the Number Four network in the US, edging out NBC
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Meredith Vieira may leave the Today Show. No word if she'll fill Katie Couric's open slot at CBS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Vince Neil accused of violently poking ex-girlfriend. All of Facebook collectively puckers their ass
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen convinced Cleveland to chant "Denise Richards is a f*ckin biatch"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies all but has a director. This is not a repeat from 2010...or 2009
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "I should marry George Clooney." George Clooney: "The who in the what now?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Very pregnant Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon pose for nude photos, are regretting decision to put them up in home for kids to see. "It's a little nasty. I mean, have you ever seen your parents naked?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren steals spotlight away from Jennifer Garner at screening of "Arthur" surprisingly by not getting naked
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie almost incites riot while visiting Libyan refugees in Tunisia. Funny, you would think she would have blended in with all those starving people
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie may or may not have adopted another child, or may be honoring Brad Pitt by getting yet another tattoo on her arm, or something
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author GRRM: "What if I fark it up at the end? What if I do a Lost?" Lost creator Lindelof: "You want a feud? Well, winter IS coming, biatch"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amy Pond: My skirts are not too short. Subby: Testing a theory
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling shows proof that finding your breast implant surgeon in the local Pennysaver is not a great idea
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Tue April 05, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
If V gets a third season, the action will pick up the pace, Erica will kick some ass and Subby will eat his hat
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(io9)
 
 
 
Interview with Doctor Who director Toby Haynes about why season 6 will be bigger than ever
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Fox still hasn't cancelled Human Target and really should stop getting the fans' hopes up
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Hollywood has not one, but two Wyatt Earp movies in the works. This is not a repeat from 1993
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The 52-year-old buyer of Justin Bieber's right shoe has the best intentions
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian says her butt is "no big deal"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50 year old, pasty white, Kathy Griffin on the beach in Florida. Yes...the sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Hayes from "Will & Grace" has been cast as Larry Fine in The Three Stooges
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Superman rumoured synopsis, plus: is Zack Snyder about to get chucked off the film off the back of Sucker Punch?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves and that other guy are officially making a third Bill & Ted film
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why we get creeped out by realistic animation. Here comes the CGIence
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(io9)
 
 
 
Writers often have demons that keep them up at night. For Poe, it was depression. For Stephen King, it was cocaine and alcohol. George R.R. Martin? That the ending of 'A Song of Ice and Fire' is as bad as the ending of 'Lost'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alley oops
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Mon April 04, 2011
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Obligitory hotness - win a chance to go skinny dipping with Ke$ha and Britney - just kidding, but they want to
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(io9)
 
 
 
Ten ways of looking at "Blade Runner". Number two makes subby question if the author saw the director's cut, passed the Voight-Kampff test
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
It's not Father's Day yet, but here are 10 offspring who make their nerd-idol pops proud
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will Smith and his daughter Jaden will star in M. Night Shyamalan's new science fiction film. Early reports indicate that--wait, Jaden is his son? WHAT A TWIST
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Because you clearly don't have enough psychological damage in your life, here are the feet of "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Wendy Williams
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus relaunches Twitter account. Our long national nightmare is still illiterate
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Cover your ears: Jennifer Aniston wants to shriek like Gwyneth Paltrow
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
After his soul crushing break-up with Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake bravely lands on his feet, Olivia Wilde
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(newser)
 
 
 
If you picked less than 5 years for the CBS Katie Couric experiment to finally fail, come claim your news anchor seat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad times to get acne: Before prom, before school photos, right after being announced as the new face for Lancome skincare products. Bonus: It's Emma Watson (pics)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse: Ellen Page cast in The Expendables 2
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stan Lee argues for cameo in next Batman movie. "Just think how people would come to see that. They wouldn't believe it"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Vanessa Hudgens seems a bit chilly
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
New poster revealed for Harry Potter and the 4593rd Crappy Sequel
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
All you Farkers with the Helen Mirren fetish will be thrilled to know that she loves wearing stripper heels. Subby's keyboard just wore his breakfast
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(Gawker)
 
Video
 
The Star Jones solution for communicating with the deaf falls on deaf ears. Literally
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