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Sun January 30, 2011
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(Variety)
 
 
 
British thespian Henry Cavill cast as Superman. Fighting for truth, justice and her Royal Highness the Queen of England
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(166)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Jesse James' ex-wife arrested for outstanding warrants. No, not that one, the other one
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(105)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
American Idol reject who was told to "gay up" his audition is suing the show. For the third time. Difficulty: he's actually gay
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
TNT extends 'The Closer' final season, plots spin-off, resolves to finally tell Kyra Sedgwick she looks like a duck
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Former Bond girl complains she didn't get a role because she wasn't a flirty piece of ass
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(86)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who can replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? Why, how about his uncle Joe Estevez, star of such films as...um, Werewolf and, ah, Soultaker
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(79)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Former American Gladiator watching her life go down the storm drain. Hoping to again hang tough and get the ball rolling
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(48)
 


Sat January 29, 2011
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Museum honoring Kurt Vonnegut opens to rave reviews. So it goes
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(69)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The average price of a movie ticket has hit an all-time high of $8, while the price of a large popcorn hovers at $45
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(149)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Fringe" avoids delicious strawberry-flavored death as it wins the Friday night ratings two weeks in a row
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
CBS exec: "He shows up to work, on time. He's polite, and he makes us hundreds of millions of dollars." Hear that Charlie, you're a cash cow
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(78)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CBS picks up Colin Cowherd's CBS sitcom pilot. Having typed this, I will now set myself on fire
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(95)
 
(Some Gen Xer)
 
 
 
If you were born sometime in the late 70s - early 80s, you realize how awesome this picture is
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(102)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The Coen Brothers want to appeal to teens. Well, good luck; today's teenagers have difficulty understanding basic math
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The big-screen adaptation of Ender's Game is moving forward
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(147)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
A Doctor Who debate about science vs. religion may not seem like fertile ground for action, but when you throw in an evil talking cactus, well ---
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(28)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Michael Bay promises to transform "Transformers" into something other than crap
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(67)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hollywood now re-hashing idea that was re-hashed barely ten years ago
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ten cliched movie and TV phrases you swore you'd never say, but always do. MAKE IT SO
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(292)
 


Fri January 28, 2011
(io9)
 
 
 
The CW & NBC are both cashing in on the zombie apocalypse
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(42)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
At this point it may become cheaper to film Two and a Half Men in a rehab facility
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(26)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
NBC orders Grimm Fairy Tales pilot from Buffy writers. Includes "molest-y" illustration of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gene Roddenberry's original 16-page Star Trek pitch has a red-skinned half-Martian "cat-like" Spock, no mention of Kirk, Pike, or the Enterprise, and "recon rockets" to transport the crew to planets
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stop. Just flush the wound and listen, Ice is down in unconscious condition
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(79)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
A list filled with more epileptics than you can shake a stick at
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(28)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Comedian Charlie Callas won't be doing his second set
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(48)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Facts of Life' star comes out. Don't worry, it's not the chubby one
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(100)
 
(wptv.com)
 
 
 
Former actor Larry Wilcox sentenced. Lets the CHiPs fall where they may
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne something something lingerie
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall wants more sex
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(43)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn star Kacey Jordan gives blow-by-blow account of Charlie Sheen's 36-hour binge
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(135)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
ABC has ordered a crime drama where Edgar Allen Poe solves mysteries. First one of you who says "steampunk" gets a smack
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(72)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Presenting the Best Picture nominees, now in Lego form
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(15)
 


Thu January 27, 2011
(CTV)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus voted "Worst Celebrity Influence," beats off Demi Lovato and Lindsay Lohan. Give her a hand
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(83)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Comcast dumps NBC peacock from company logo, somehow makes it worse
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(119)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judi Dench will be reprising her role as M in Bond 23
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(53)
 
(NCBuy.com)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman's fiance helped design her engagement ring to be in line with her vegan and eco-friendly beliefs. In other news, Natalie Portman's engagement ring hand-crafted from bamboo that died of natural causes
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why millions are cutting the cable cord explained in one simple pie chart
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(98)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum is the new "Dear Abby"
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Charlie Sheen taken to hospital, tries to have sex with it
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(290)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Men in prison love sci/fi-fantasy, especially Twilight
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(41)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell is joining the cast of The Office for a four episode arc. Read that to mean that if he doesn't stink up the place it might become permanent
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(74)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart reportedly to play Snow White. Well, Subby's sure nobody will have any issues with that all
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(33)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Vanessa Hudgens is the new face of Candies and you really need to see these pictures
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(90)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Javier Bardem offered the lead in The Dark Tower, friendo
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(161)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Kendra Wilkinson has another sex tape to fake cry over
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(109)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
"In what is probably more than just an attempt to more credibly justify its booth at Comic-Con" the Suicide Girls get a comic book
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(28)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's boyfriend facing up to four years in prison. I'm sure she'll wait for him
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(24)
 
(Sun Daily)
 
 
 
James Franco is getting a Ph.D in English? He's gonna be in school for soooooooooo long
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(31)
 
(Reading Evening Post)
 
 
 
Comedian asks sell-out theatre audience "Do you want your money back or shall I give it to charity?" Result: Huge donation to local cancer centre, something in my eye
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(33)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Porn exec who offered to buy Octomom's house eventually gives up, pulls out when she shows no interest and doesn't respond
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(42)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Most of the "American Idol" audition sob stories are annoying, but this one is genuinely heartbreaking
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(129)
 


Wed January 26, 2011
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
NBC dishes out some clams to snatch up new boob tube sitcom about lesbian couple. Vagina
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffet recovering after a brief but violent change in latitude. Changes in attitude being monitored
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(86)
 
(KSAT)
 
 
 
Oscar winners gallery, done entirely in mugshots
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(36)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
False rumors of two more Keanu Reeves movies caused by a glitch in the Matrix
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Cleese: 'I'm the happiest I've ever been, but I wish my ex-wife was abducted by aliens.'
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(43)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"It would be a very dark, dark Police Academy. The guy who makes the funny noises would be found dead within the first couple of minutes"
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(38)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
'I don't know what gyms are like over there, I don't know what tanning's like,' Pauly tells MTV News
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(45)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Matt Damon senses that most psychics are scam artists
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(67)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
74-year-old Robert Redford complains Hollywood doesn't want to put him in movies anymore. 81-year-old Clint Eastwood asks if he feels lucky, punk
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(47)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
So: at what point exactly did Liam Neeson become an action-movie bad-ass?
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(188)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Vampire Diaries being promoted with slogan "Catch VD." But how will they market the spinoff, Sexy Transylvania Diaries?
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(34)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Former Baltimore cop says "The Wire" was dead on about the police department
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(172)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
John Travolta cast as mobster John Gotti, presumably not due their shared history of whacking guys
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(25)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Star Trek producer regrets lack of gay characters. Fffffffffffascinating
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(304)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
(Subtitle) "Those of you who weren't aware that German filmmaker Bernd Eichinger died of a heart attack yesterday, leave the room"
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(59)
 


Tue January 25, 2011
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The beautiful Sophie Monk announces engagement to a much older businessman who looks like he's made out of naugahyde. De$pite the age difference, $he $till claim$ they're $oul mate$
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(44)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Countdown with Alec Baldwin
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mo'Nique shaves her legs.Why isn't this on CNN?
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pissed off Italian-American organization says The "Jersey Shore" road trip to Italy will only serve to make them look like "buffoons and bimbos" instead of bad ass mobsters
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(52)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn: "I would say people have broken up with me because they say, 'You just have to have sex too much.'"
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(182)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
3D porn launches in France. Sacre blew
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jesse James might cheat on Kat Von D, says Dr. G. Yathink from the University of Noduh
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(27)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Con Air 2...yeah, just let the glory of that wash over you for a minute
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(79)
 
(fleshbot.com)
 
 
 
James Franco admits to a sex tape, should be sooooooo-oh-oh god-oooh-little to the leftoo-oooo good (NSFW)
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(24)
 
(WNYC)
 
 
 
NYC artist trolls online dating profiles for his latest project, quantitatively maps which zip codes use which words to attract a mate. "'Meatballs', 'Booger' and 'Erasmus' are big in Staten Island"
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sorry ladies. Pics reveal "stud muffin" Orlando Bloom sports a "tiny ickle wickly baby woo"
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(45)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bret Michaels heart surgery was kickstarted successfully, and doctors say he feels good
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow and Lady Gaga's beauty secrets include loofah brush, Scotch clear tape, ketchup
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(24)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a move sure to set back U.S./European relations at least a century, MTV to bring "Jersey Shore" to Italy for its fourth season
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(58)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson sweats; and so do a lot of other celebrities. (slideshow)
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(47)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt tells all of her boyfriends she already has engagement rings picked out for them to choose from, but they mysteriously keep dumping her
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(57)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tiny 79 pound porn star claims that she has to start her own clothing line because the fashion industry only caters to plus size people
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(105)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba still hasn't figured out those parking meter thingies
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Academy Awards nominations announced. Inception receives Oscar nomination for best sound editi--*BRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM*
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(232)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Lynch says he has found lost footage from Blue Velvet, hopes it will make the Blu-ray. EAR EAR
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(55)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore says she's a "boring person." Ah. Sounds like she's finally heard herself sing and seen herself act
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(76)
 


Mon January 24, 2011
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear UK: Thanks for Doctor Who. In return, please accept "Geordie Shore." Best Regards, USA
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(73)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ted 'Golden Voice' Williams ditches rehab after two weeks. Sad tag sits in for Obvious tag, which is sleeping under a highway overpass
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(104)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell is the zitty face of Neutrogena
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(72)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin was almost able to hold a regular job for two weeks
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(40)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sign the apocalypse is upon us #1327: Kardashian Silly Bandz
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Franco stars in a Three's Company remake, complete with Suzanne Somers in drag
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(35)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart selling their loft in Chelsea for $16 million. Wonder how roomy the inside of the fridge is
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(46)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Chaz Bono Had Breast Removal Surgery, Wants to Look Like Michael Chiklis. Um, then won't Michael have to get the surgery too??
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At a fundraiser at his multi-million dollar mansion, Elton John rose from his platinum-plated chair, took off his diamond-encrusted glasses and loudly declared that he's "tired of being treated like a second-class citizen"
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(97)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
YOU get a sister and YOU get a sister and YOU get a sister
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(46)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Even though it is only January, we might have just found our "Mother Of The Year" winner. Bonus, she's probably going to win a Darwin too
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aaron Neville's mole is 70 today, so here's "Tell It Like It Is"
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(15)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Christian Bale says that if Christopher Nolan wants to do Batman 4, so does he
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter, taking his cues from Demi Lovato, announced that he is in rehab for emotional and spiritual issues. That evil demon addiction has more spin than a carnival ride
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(11)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe, Keanu Reeves blinks and stares blankly while saying he's making two more sequels to the terrible Matrix franchise
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(198)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Twilight: Eclipse is nominated for the most awards. At the Razzies
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(73)
 
(truTV)
 
 
 
Negative reviews of movies that turned out to be classics. On The Empire Strikes Back: "I'm not at all sure that I understand the plot"
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it wants to put his d--k in a box
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(27)
 
(first showing)
 
 
 
Sundance 2011: Paul Rudd plays lovable dimwit in 'Every Paul Rudd Movie'
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(29)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith says he's officially retiring after his next movie. Coming in 2014: Clerks 3
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(98)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
'No Strings Attached' corners the vapid slut market, shoots to #1 at box office
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(76)
 

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