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Sun January 16, 2011
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(TMZ)   Lorenzo Lamas: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call  (tmz.com) (48)
(Showbiz Spy)   Clint Eastwood isn't worried about death, calls the Grim Reaper a "two-bit lightweight pissant"  (showbizspy.com) (43)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Will Modern Family win again? Will Mel Gibson cry after being mocked by Ricky Gervais? Will BWAAAAAAAAAAM be the order of the day? It's your Golden Globes discussion thread, 8 pm (ET), NBC  (ew.com) (742)
(Showbiz Spy)   Carrie Fisher opens a can of deep-fried whoopass on Lindsay Lohan and her ilk  (showbizspy.com) (60)
(Deadline)   Inexplicably, Americans have made The Green Hornet the #1 film at the box office this weekend with 40 million. Great job, people  (deadline.com) (110)
(ABC News)   COED Magazine compiles 50 most popular women on the web, with something called Justin Bieber coming in at #7  (abcnews.go.com) (20)
(Deadline)   Actors begin auditioning for the coveted role of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter  (deadline.com) (53)
(NYPost)   Zombie Marilyn Monroe is returning to the small screen. Buy her crap, or else ...,  (nypost.com) (21)
(Examiner)   ABC has decided not to make season 2 of V available for on-line streaming, in order to encourage privateering of episodes  (examiner.com) (80)
(Daily Mail)   60-year old Kirstie Alley slams Charlie Sheen: "Quit hanging out with porn stars and ho's". In other news, Kirstie Alley is 60?  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)
(The Sun)   Harry Potter fan: "INCENDIO EXPLODICUS." Police: "ARRESTO DUMBASSICUS"  (thesun.co.uk) (83)
(Some Guy)   The Learning Channel unveils four extremely classy new documentaries that examine the human condition: MY 40 YEAR OLD CHILD, EXTREME BIRTHS, 600 POUND MOM, THE MAN WHO LOST HIS FACE  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (82)
(Yahoo)   Schwarzenegger says Governorship cost him $200 million because of lost income in Hollywood films  (news.yahoo.com) (89)

Sat January 15, 2011
(Coming Soon)   Ben Stiller offers "Zoolander 2" update. I politely decline Ben's offer  (comingsoon.net) (45)
(Kotaku)   Remember that awesome unofficial Mortal Kombat trailer with Jeri Ryan as Sonya Blade? It's now going to be a mini-series  (kotaku.com) (66)
(Starpulse)   John Mayer's variety show still in the works. It's a safe bet that it won't be sponsored by Benetton  (starpulse.com) (23)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Two youths watch 1994's "Reality Bites" in vain attempt to understand their Gen X elders. "We sound like a couple of sixty-year-old men expatiating at Thanksgiving about kids these days"  (popwatch.ew.com) (176)
(Contact Music)   Jack Nicholson says he's too old to chase women  (contactmusic.com) (23)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   Drunken bar patron smashes picture of Saved by the Bell cast hanging in the bathroom  (hollywoodreporter.com) (40)
(The Really Simple Life)   Paris Hilton promises realistic documentary. Yeah, well, we think you've released enough realistic documentaries, Paris  (digitalspy.com) (12)
(Pop Matters)   David Bowie was a pioneering figure in the advancement of the mullet, which earns him a place in history right there  (popmatters.com) (13)
(Mediabistro)   Good news: Fox News is no longer crushing other news networks in the ratings. Bad News: They're now crushing regular networks like the USA network in the ratings  (mediabistro.com) (54)
(Salon)   Ten great comic book movies. Yes, that one's in there. And that one. But that one? Really? And, wait, that one? WTF?  (salon.com) (109)
(Cinema Blend)   J.J. Abrams discusses the possibility of Star Trek 2 being in 3D. Dammit Jim, I'm a movie director, not a paddleball act  (cinemablend.com) (98)
(People Magazine)   Julianne Hough says Ryan Seacrest likes her blonde. Also enjoys her makeup, that nice lacy slip she left in his closet, and bubble baths  (feeds.people.com) (28)
(People Magazine)   Turns out Owen Wilson is really a DAD, not dead. Last week's media frenzy brought to you by the letter "E"... don't leave journalism school without it  (feeds.people.com) (9)
(Mother Nature Network)   Chuck Norris marijuana. Ask for it by name  (mnn.com) (29)
(The Hollywood Reporter)   Fox's 'Alien' Prequel Dead, 'Prometheus' Rises  (hollywoodreporter.com) (30)

Fri January 14, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly)   And now, a heartfelt message to 8.6 million people: F*CK YOU  (insidetv.ew.com) (97)
(TMZ)   You know what's worse than setting up Gary Busey for a DUI bust? Failing in the attempt, butthorn  (tmz.com) (17)
(Contact Music)   "Ow, My Balls" draws more viewers than "The Big Bang Theory"  (contactmusic.com) (103)
(Starpulse)   Harrison Ford calls for stricter gun laws in wake of Arizona shootings. Han shot first  (starpulse.com) (84)
(LA Weekly)   Five words you never thought you'd read: "This isn't cosplay, it's burlesque." (maybe Not safe for work-ish)  (blogs.laweekly.com) (68)
(Comics Alliance)   Death Note action /comedy? Shane Black signs up to direct  (comicsalliance.com) (35)
(Starpulse)   If you had Alicia Silverstone as today's celebrity pregnancy come on down and collect your prize  (starpulse.com) (33)
(He's So Money)   Vince Vaughn considers himself "very fortunate" to have met someone who could tolerate him for extended periods of time  (digitalspy.com) (11)
(Starpulse)   New fragrance that smells like melting plastic to hit stores later this year  (starpulse.com) (10)
(Starpulse)   The Girl Who Expressed an Interest in Completing Her Dead Boyfriend's Unfinished Novel  (starpulse.com) (38)
(Celebitchy)   Natalie Portman's friends are worried that her fiance is the K-Fed of the ballet world. POPOZÃO  (celebitchy.com) (29)
(Showbiz Spy)   Jessica Simpson enrolls in vegan cooking classes. Be here tomorrow when Jessica Simpson says "Fark THIS" and goes back to eating lard right out of the trough  (showbizspy.com) (20)
(CNN)   "Sometimes daddy smells like a skunk"  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (23)
(io9)   The Green Hornet doesn't suck? Well, I'll be damned  (io9.com) (40)
(Funny or Die Presents)   Zebras. Baboons. Two women and a child repair technician. Half-naked secretary under a desk. Hat boner. Soapy women in the shower pulling up their shirts. (Sponsored link)  (hbo.com) (120)
(Celebitchy)   "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart on the cost of fame: "There's no way to eloquently put this. I just can't go to the mall"  (celebitchy.com) (34)
(Celebitchy)   Sofia Vergara threatens to boycott the Golden Globes because there isn't a gown that can contain her golden globes  (celebitchy.com) (20)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Adam Sandler to confiscate Andy Samberg's Red Vines and Mr. Pibb  (popwatch.ew.com) (14)
(Celebitchy)   Colin Firth gets choked up talking about how much he loves his wife, how horrible "Mamma Mia" was  (celebitchy.com) (19)
(Deadline)   CBS entertainment president Nina Tassler on Charlie Sheen: "We have a high level of concern"  (deadline.com) (20)
(96.1 Kiss)   Piers Morgan gets Oprah to open up on first show revealing she once ate 30 pounds of mac and cheese. Take that Larry King  (961kiss.com) (14)
(Some Guy)   Curtis Jackson investigated for stock tweets worth more than fitty cents  (big1059.com) (15)
(ET Online)   The Trump gods are displeased by your lack of viewership of civilian Apprentice, and have cast their plagues upon you. YOU SHALL NOW SUFFER GARY BUSEY, MEAT LOAF AND A REAL HOUSEWIFE  T-Shirt  (etonline.com) (23)
(Entertainment Weekly)   First look at Captain America in full costume. He looks ... like a soldier  (insidemovies.ew.com) (52)
(Celebitchy)   Jane Lynch blames studios for lack of roles for openly gay actors. Fabulous  (celebitchy.com) (43)
(TMZ)   A Hero tag for Michael Lohan? If that's not a sign of the apocalypse, I don't know what is  (tmz.com) (16)
(Comics Alliance)   Alternate Universe movie posters. I want to live in a world where Bruce Lee played Neo  (comicsalliance.com) (32)
(Some Guy)   First images of "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid," starring Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. You already clicked  (joblo.com) (53)
(Pop Matters)   How the Coen Brothers' ostensibly faithful award winning adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's "No Country For Old Men" diverges from its creator's rather questionable politics  (popmatters.com) (98)
(NPR)   8-year old National Anthem girl gets the chance to finish the song. And yes, she nails the high note  (npr.org) (23)
(Den Of Geek)   The 10 greatest Nicolas Cage movie moments. He really is insane, isn't he?  (denofgeek.com) (86)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Actual headline: "Syfy's Being Human more gritty than Twilight?" Oh, come on. The local forecast on the Weather Channel is grittier than Twilight  (insidetv.ew.com) (73)
(MSNBC)   French bulldog 1, Martha Stewart 0  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (34)
(Entertainment Weekly)   "Ripley's Believe It or Not" is back on with Jim Carrey. Believe it... OR NOT?  (insidemovies.ew.com) (36)
(Contact Music)   "Touched by an Angel" actor John Dye touched by heart failure  (contactmusic.com) (41)

Thu January 13, 2011
(FilmDrunk)   The sequel machine revs up its engines for "6 Fast 6 Furious"  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (50)
(Washington Post)   I shouted out, "Who killed 'the Kennedys'?" When after all, it was the Kennedys  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (36)
(Gamma Squad)   Christopher Lee will return as Saruman in The Hobbit if his health permits. In other news, Christopher Lee is 89 awesome years old  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (71)
(Starpulse)   Conan O'Brien on who should play him on the big screen: "I want it to be Tilda Swinton and Tilda Swinton wants to do it. She has my level of estrogen so she should do it"  (starpulse.com) (27)
(Chicago Sun-Times)   "The Green Hornet is an almost unendurable demonstration of a movie with nothing to be about"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (88)
(The Frisky)   Christina Hendricks posed for playboy in 1999, but she...you're already gone, aren't you?  (thefrisky.com) (143)
(io9)   First look at Andrew Garfield in his Spider-Man suit. Fark needs a "Meh" tag  (io9.com) (83)
(Some Guy)   Parent's Television Council assures MTV's SKINS Reboot will be a smashing success  (thetvaddict.com) (30)
(Gawker)   Rapper gets released from a mental hospital, gets ice cream cone tattooed on his face to celebrate his sanity  (gawker.com) (47)
(Some Guy)   Christina Aguilera to oversing the National Anthem at Superbowl XLV  (hitfix.com) (129)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Awwwwww.... why do you guys hate Gwyneth Paltrow so, so much?  (insidemovies.ew.com) (119)
(Jalopnik)   Here's your chance to own Neko Case's '67 Mercury Cougar  (jalopnik.com) (28)
(People Magazine)   Kim Kardashian Is 'Having a Lot of Fun' with Kris Humphries. And ... ACTION  (people.com) (18)
(Pop Matters)   The tremendously popular Charlie Chaplin movies were played until they fell apart and flaked off the nitrate, and time's warping and woofing did the rest  (popmatters.com) (28)
(Starpulse)   CSI producers fear that Dita Von Teese's cleavage may offend viewers. As if that wasn't ironic enough, here's a bonus: she plays a stripper  (starpulse.com) (57)
(Comics Alliance)   Wolverine anime? Yes please  (comicsalliance.com) (52)
(Some Guy)   Every parent's nightmare: "Congratulations, your 11 yr old daughter won the opportunity to get a makeover from Snooki"  (610wiod.com) (56)
(Deadline)   This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name, message, and a reason for not remaking my show. I'll get back to you  (deadline.com) (90)
(Contact Music)   Dynasty: the movie  (contactmusic.com) (19)
(Some Guy)   Taylor Swift claims Jake Gyllenhaal left her with an intense burning sensation... or something  (digitalspy.com) (110)
(The Dude)   In the least surprising news of the day, Jeff Bridges likes to get trashed after completing filming  (digitalspy.com) (33)
(Daily Mail)   I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds suddenly cried out in terror. I fear something terrible has happened  (dailymail.co.uk) (162)

Wed January 12, 2011
(Radar Magazine)   Lindsay Lohan skipping grandmother's 84th birthday to "focus on sobriety." In other news, Lindsay Lohan's grandmother knows how to party  (radaronline.com) (18)
(TV Squad)   In honor of the 40th anniversary of All In The Family, here are 12 memorable moments from the show  (tvsquad.com) (86)
(People Magazine)   Dr. Phil says Ted Williams entering rehab. I mean, that's crazier than a vampire feedin' cold gumbo to a alleycat. Denial ain't just a river in England. I mean, do you even GET what I'm sayin'?  (people.com) (38)
(Hollyscoop)   Kelsey Grammer's ex-wife says that the actor enjoys tossed salads, scrambled eggs, and cross-dressing  (hollyscoop.com) (69)
(ABC News)   Being gay means being able to grope your mom on the beach. Or something  (abcnews.go.com) (53)
(Some Guy)   Kim Kardashian claims: "I habben' tad my lippeds pummed tup yuu guyz, weawwy"  (skinnyvscurvy.com) (24)
(The New York Times)   Glenn Beck gives a gushing review of "Spider-Man," calling it the best show he's seen since some murder mystery in 1990  (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com) (25)
(Daily Mail)   Nicole Kidman oddly emotionless as she admits to Botox use. Obvious tag has been waiting awhile for this one  (dailymail.co.uk) (16)
(Celebitchy)   "Olivia Munn's Maxim cover is too trashy and porny for newsstands" *click*  (celebitchy.com) (135)
(USA Today)   And here's Sting telling everyone about his sex life again  (content.usatoday.com) (18)
(Some Guy)   A-Rod, Cameron Diaz, Leonardo DiCaprio, Naomi Campbell, all flew to Hawaii together... on a helicopter  (3am.co.uk) (25)
(Kotaku)   As long as filmmakers have access to Atari games, Hollywood will NEVER run out of ideas  (kotaku.com) (53)
(Celebslam)   Natalie Portman is so cute when she flips off the paparazzi  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (71)
(Paste Magazine)   Neil Gaiman to Guest on The Simpsons. Comic Book Guy has a Nerdgasm  (pastemagazine.com) (27)
(Pop Matters)   A Canadian book is considered a bestseller in its home country if it has sold 5,000 copies during its entire publishing run  (popmatters.com) (22)
(Cinema Blend)   Bottom line: "Ghostbusters 3" doesn't happen without Bill Murray  (cinemablend.com) (42)
(Asbury Park Press)   The "artist" known as Snooki misses people calling her Nicole  (app.com) (45)
(Some Guy)   "I really loved the performance, but unfortunately your costume is in violation of the Geneva Convention". Wait, what?  (y100.com) (26)
(Kansas City)   David Nelson joins brother Ricky at the Garden Party  (kansascity.com) (49)
(Aint-It-Cool-News)   Marge and Homer Simpsons' sex tape released...about 15 years too late (sfw)  (aintitcool.com) (73)
(Den Of Geek)   The movie characters who were supposed to die (but got saved by a late rewrite)  (denofgeek.com) (115)
(Snooze on 6)   Tulsa skunk whisperer working with Animal Planet for new show ... and even if it doesn't pan out, at least his family won't go hungry that day  (newson6.com) (7)
(Daily Mail)   Hot looking, bald, Miss America contestant might be the heir to the next crown  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)

Tue January 11, 2011
(Seattle Times)   The Hardy Boys return from the grave to star in new zombie graphic novel. Chet Morton's new hobby is chainsaw-swingin'   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (36)
(USA Today)   And so begins the inevitable fall from grace  (content.usatoday.com) (63)
(IMDB)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Dick ejected from Adult Video Awards  (imdb.com) (42)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Brendan Fraser signs on for new film directed by the guy who brought you the remake of "The Wicker Man." Yeah, this can't go wrong  (insidemovies.ew.com) (31)
(Entertainment Weekly)   Fox: "Don't write the eulogy for Fringe just yet." Translation: You better start writing the eulogy for Fringe  (insidetv.ew.com) (73)
(USA Today)   Replicas of George Harrison's favorite guitar, complete with scratches and dings, are now available from Gretsch Guitars. $20,000 price tag makes subby gently weep  (usatoday.com) (50)
(Warming Glow)   "Jackée Harry and Regina King used to be on 227. Now King stars on Southland, while Jackée apparently gets along by catching goats, wild boars, and/or baby deer, unhinging her jaw, and swallowing them whole"  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (24)
(Celebitchy)   "Taylor Swift is the new Jennifer Aniston." Wow... that was unnecessarily harsh  T-Shirt  (celebitchy.com) (29)
(Cinema Blend)   Obvious: Mike O'Malley signs up for Miley Cyrus detective movie. Sad: Jeremy Piven signs up for Miley Cyrus detective movie  (cinemablend.com) (31)
(Gawker)   Internet film troll Armond White becomes real life film troll, makes Annette Bening cry  (gawker.com) (39)
(Showbiz Spy)   Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get engaged again. Be here next week when Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get engaged again  (showbizspy.com) (33)
(Contact Music)   Green Day's Billy Joe Armstrong wants to write another musical. *blink* Another?  (contactmusic.com) (14)
(Some Guy)   Ladies win appeal to sue Dr. Phil after being forced to view naked man. If it's Dr. Phil, I understand  (perezhilton.com) (28)
(Showbiz Spy)   Vanilla Ice dumped Madonna because of her "Sex" book. Of course he did  (showbizspy.com) (38)
(Starpulse)   Two words: Lego Inception. *SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*   (starpulse.com) (18)
(Cinema Blend)   Now that he's confirmed for "The Hobbit," Ian McKellen sits down and talks about returning to Middle Earth and why it took him so long to sign up  (cinemablend.com) (46)
(Moneywatch)   Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons sued over scam prepaid debit card flap  (moneywatch.bnet.com) (17)
(Some Guy)   When Frank Drebin was Scotty's best man  (badassdigest.com) (17)
(Starpulse) Video "Queen of Hip-Hop Soul" Mary J. Blige turns 40 today, check out her classic "Family Affair"  (starpulse.com) (16)
(Digital Spy)   How dumb are the contestants on American Idol? Ryan Seacrest claims a fair number of contestants had never heard, or heard of, The Beatles  (digitalspy.com) (177)
(The Seinfeld Curse)   Jason Alexander confirms new series that will be promptly canceled  (digitalspy.com) (16)
(SlashFilm)   Look and see what Disney Princesses look like in real life. Well, there goes THAT little fantasy  (slashfilm.com) (90)
(Deadline)   Ron Livingston books two films back-to-back. I wouldn't say he's been missing work, Bob  (deadline.com) (33)
(Cinema Blend)   Kevin James to make another comedy in which he falls down and yells a lot  (cinemablend.com) (33)
(Showbiz Spy)   Natalie Portman embarrassed by... tee hee, tee hee, I CAN'T FINISH THE HEADLINE  (showbizspy.com) (39)
(Starpulse)   And here we have a cast member of the new 90210 dressed like one of those blue things from Avatar  (starpulse.com) (9)
(Some Guy)   Khloe Kardashian starts hitting the gym, brings along Nicole Ritchie for a post-workout snack  (monstersandcritics.com) (8)
(Gawker) Video Winona Ryder's explanation for why she's afraid of the Internet is even weirder than her decision not to use the farking thing  (tv.gawker.com) (65)
(tv by the numbers)   Homeless voice, Ted Williams, seen begging for obscurity as Dr Phil decides to get involved  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (40)
(Yahoo)   Shakira's hips are now single. No lie  (news.yahoo.com) (86)
(Some Guy)   Emmy Rossum in Esquire. This Caturday will have a lot fewer kittens  (esquire.com) (54)
(OH, HER)   What's-her-face still known for "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"  (digitalspy.com) (55)
(The Sun)   And now for something completely different: "The Italian Job" voted the greatest British film of all time over "Monty Python's Life Of Brian"  (thesun.co.uk) (67)

Mon January 10, 2011
(People Magazine)   Owen Wilson to become a father to a giant, twisted nose  (people.com) (21)
(Contact Music)   It's not wise to impregnate a Wookiee  (contactmusic.com) (45)
(Cinema Blend)   Colin Farrell to get his ass to Mars  (cinemablend.com) (101)
(Cinema Blend)   Even when he's only holding the Cosmic Cube, Hugo Weaving STILL devours the scenery  (cinemablend.com) (26)
(Deadline)   MTV to launch new comedy awards show. I'm calling it right now: the first show will be a neck-and-neck race between Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia with Jeff Dunham as a dark horse contender  (deadline.com) (34)
(Awards Daily)   The North Texas Film Critics Association calls "Inception" the rootin'est tootin'est film of 2010  (awardsdaily.com) (26)
(Cinema Blend)   Screenwriter Evan Goldberg discusses "Pineapple Express 2." Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it  (cinemablend.com) (32)
(Celebitchy)   Because math is hard, Jessica Simpson is a really good tipper  (celebitchy.com) (47)
(Some Guy)   Evan Rachel Wood wants to fark Anna Paquin. And she wants people to film them  (digitalspy.com) (62)
(Hollyscoop)   Get the Jell-O wrestling pit prepared: Scarlett Johansson is jealous of Sandra Bullock  (hollyscoop.com) (33)
(Guardian.com)   "What foul dust floated in the wake of his dreams that temporarily closed out my interest in the abortive sorrows and short-winded elations of men." Coming soon: The Great Gatsby -- in 3-D  (guardian.co.uk) (45)
(io9)   Tomorrow, V will finally deliver the scene we've all been waiting for  (io9.com) (109)
(Some Guy)   Plan 9 From Outer Space remake recruits ex-internet stars, including Chad Vader and that Angry Video Gamer nerd. Still better talent than the original  (joblo.com) (38)
(Starpulse)   Walmart has already sold out of Justin Bieber nail polish. In related news, there's Justin Bieber nail polish  (starpulse.com) (37)
(SlashFilm)   "Krull" director dies. Toss a glaive in his honor  (slashfilm.com) (65)
(Contact Music)   Olivia Newton-John's daughter Chloe got a little physical and is now expecting a child  (contactmusic.com) (38)
(Some Guy)   Nick Cage quit "Green Hornet" because no one would let him use his Jamaican accent (w/ pic of what a Rastafarian Nick Cage may look like). Your argument is invalid, mon  (joblo.com) (83)
(I Am Spartacus)   What can you expect from the upcoming "Spartacus" prequel series? "Deaths that are so incredible you just have to rewind and watch again because you can't believe what you just saw"  (digitalspy.com) (90)
(Showbiz Spy)   David Duchovny desperate to make third X-Files movie. HE REALLY WANTS TO BELIEVE  (showbizspy.com) (96)
(Reuters)   ABC and Salma Hayek's breasts are doing a Wicked miniseries  (reuters.com) (80)

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