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Sun September 19, 2010
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(popeater)
 
 
 
The Mary Tyler Moore show is now 40 years old. It was a sitcom that continually delivered laughs and chuckles
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Stephen King deserves the Nobel Prize. M-O-O-N, that spells Literature
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(142)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Steve Buscemi in the Tony Soprano role, Martin Scorsese directing, Prohibtion-era shenanigans, and flapper girls getting shot in the face: It's not TV, it's your official "Boardwalk Empire" thread
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(83)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.
 
 
(Some Bieber Fever Contagion)
 
 
 
Cannes Film Festival Best Actor winner Justin Bieber on his "CSI" performance: "The [acting] coach told me it was all about the emotion... I would have done it the same whether I channeled my feelings or not"
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(20)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Grizz Chapman, one of the many highlights of NBC's 30 Rock, talks about his kidney transplant and gives us a taste of what we can expect his season from TV's best comedy
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(48)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Original Harry Potter hand-written manuscripts to go on display at book festival. Subby's grocery lists won't be on display, but if you're into beet poetry, they're actually a pretty good read
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(27)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan -- AA, Day 2
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(83)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox poses for bar photo in which the supermodel, drinks are bigger than he is (bonus silliness: Bryan Adams snapped this pic)
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Randy Quaid and his wife arrested for burglary after breaking in to their old home in order to have a place to live. Looks like all that lucrative cash from Christmas Vacation 2 didn't last long
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(82)
 
(Some Directorial Madman)
 
 
 
Kenneth Branagh: "I think Thor comes from a different place story-wise and character-wise (than Iron Man)." Gee, you think, Kenneth?
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(51)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Somehow, Ben Affleck manages to get the #1 film for the weekend despite not having a script written by Matt Damon
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(40)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"'Devil' isn't going to end up on any top ten lists at the end of the year. It's not good enough to instantly redeem M. Night Shyamalan, but it feels like a cautious first step towards getting his career back on track"
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(79)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Madonna originally had leading roles in "Goodfellas" until Martin Scorsese told them to go home and get their farking shine boxes
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sequel to "Tekken Tag Tournament" announced, tentatively titled "Tekken Tag 2: YOU'RE IT"
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(20)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska: Letterman's Top 10 list is twenty-five years old today
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kelly McGillis joins gay partner in civil union. This is not a repeat from 1986's Top Gun or 1988's The Accused
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(41)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin "says what a lot of people think. But a lot of people sometimes realize we shouldn't say everything we think"
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(117)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
John Nolte hails "Easy A" as a heartwarming teen comedy. Just kidding, he calls it a pro-gay, Christian bashing film that drives home the fact no good teen comedies will ever be made again because John Hughes is dead
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today is Adam West's 82nd birthday. Here is the defining clip of West's portrayal of Batman
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(72)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Peter Coyote joins the cast of Dick Wolf's Law & Order: Los Angeles as the district attorney. Coyote and Wolf, together at last
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(19)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
As far back as Martin Scorsese can remember, he always wanted to be a gangster... but asthma pretty much shot his dreams to hell
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(13)
 


Sat September 18, 2010
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Are Scarlett Johansson's mangos blah blahblah blah blah?
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(63)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray is so busy, she has to "daydream about sleep." If she would daydream about shutting the hell up, we'd be in great shape
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scowly Fox News wonders if Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have necessary permits to hold a rally in Washington DC
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(315)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt to return to TV in Fox comedy series. In related news, a sentence containing the words "Jennifer Love Hewitt" and "Fox comedy series" fails to make the world implode
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(24)
 
(Some Hellboy Guy)
 
 
 
Guillermo del Toro turns down the chance to direct the weirdest Superman movie ever
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(51)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The "Avatar: Special Edition" DVD will feature over an hour of deleted scenes, footage from an aborted James Cameron movie, and comes packaged with a thank-you note that you will required to fill out and mail to James Cameron
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(47)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kevin Sorbo accuses "Hercules" bosses of hiding profits. In other news, "Hercules" made profits
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(54)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
How William Shatner went from playing Captain Kirk to the Transformed Man and recording an album with Ben Folds
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(25)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
David Fincher says The Social Network is the Citizen Kane of John Hughes movies. Subby thought Breakfast Club was the Citizen Kane of John Hughes movies?
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(38)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Spartacus: Blood and Sand" star Andy Whitfield won't return for the show's second season due to cancer treatments. So... who is Spartacus?
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(58)
 
(Top10Films)
 
 
 
Today's silly Internet controversy: Did Steven Spielberg really direct Poltergeist?
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck book features negative blurbs from Jon Stewart and Time Magazine
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(131)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian hates her thighs. She's okay with the eyebrow ridges and spoon-shape on her forehead, though
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(61)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
Video
 
Holy zombies this looks good
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(76)
 
(Some Black Girl)
 
 
 
Elle magazine digitally lightens "Precious" star Gabourey Sidibe's skin tone for cover shoot
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(47)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman reveals that she's going full-frontally nude in "Take This Waltz". This is either A) the best news you've heard all year or B) you have bad taste in women, particularly hot, Jewish women with sexy-dirty mouths
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(81)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain is writing a graphic novel for DC Comics. "I describe it as 'Yojimbo' meets 'Big Night' and 'Babette's Feast,' an ultra-violent slaughter-fest over culinary arcana"
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need proof that TV has run out of reality show ideas? The E channel has brides competing for plastic surgery
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christian Bale once again risks his health to go all Tori Spelling scrawny for a role. Top that, De Niro
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British columnist reflects on the latest speech by Palin - 'a typically spirited speech that didn't so much torture the English language as waterboard it beyond the point of submission'
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(120)
 
(Some Machete)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo lands yet another movie deal, this one an indie thriller known as Tarantula. Pity it's not the Marvel Comics villain
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like Basil Fawlty will finally get a little peace and quiet around the hotel
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(39)
 


Fri September 17, 2010
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Letterman was in on the "joke"
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus puts in her bid to take Lindsay Lohan's spot in Hollywood's "Fail Pack"
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
House finally changed its opening title sequence after 7 years. RIP random boat and power walk
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(51)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert: "Book your hotel room now or your children might turn gay"
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fantasia Barrino's suicide drama filmed for reality show. Fantasia Barrino's new album, "Back to Me," is available in stores now
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(8)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guess how Lindsay Lohan's court-mandated drug test turned out?
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury awards $40,000 to man who was beat up by Kid Rock at a Waffle House. That's the joke
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(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge Judy knocks Oprah off top rated daytime television show spot. Dignity comes in a distant third
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(15)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
This is not worth $3000
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(49)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kaley Cuoco will miss "a few episodes" of The Big Bang Theory after suffering a fall, and the show will halt production for at least a week
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(57)
 
(Some Gal Who Thinks We Care)
 
 
 
Megan Fox confirms plans to watch "Transformers 3"
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(7)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
With his divorce finalized, Morgan Freeman gets busy livin'
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(19)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
It's painful to write and even more difficult to understand, but Jersey Shore may soon be responsible for something awesome
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(31)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not news: Sarah Palin will be in the audience to see Bristol in Dancing With The Stars. Fark: The song Bristol will be dancing to is "Mama Told Me (Not To Come)"
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(28)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. thinks Apple's .99 T.V. downloads are too cheap and that people should pay $2.99 for T.V. episodes that they can download for free everywhere else
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(35)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian pissed over "Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll" -- described on the box as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken"
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(52)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mormon beefcake calendar "Men on a Mission" is back. They're single and on the lookout for wives
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(27)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Not only are "Troll 2" and "Best Worst Movie" (the documentary about "Troll 2") coming to Blu-ray and DVD in a matter of weeks, but both have the coolest cover art ever
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(55)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As The World Turns" off. The 13,858th -- and final -- episode airs today, ending 54 year run
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(51)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
This teenage no-sex comedy wants nothing more than to be a John Hughes movie
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(36)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nobody puts Patrick Swayze's inspiration in a corner
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(8)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
The second trailer for Robert Downey Jr. and Zack Galifianakis' "Due Date" is a massive improvement on the first one. Subby's actually jazzed to see this one now
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(48)
 
(Some Adversary)
 
 
 
If your children weren't scared as f*ck at the Alice in Wonderland live action remake, then this new Pinocchio film should do the job
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(25)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe to review restaurants for Gwyneth Paltrow. As far as I know, this headline wasn't generated by Mad Libs
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(15)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Subby expected to see many things online today, but Danny DeVito playing Gandhi in a comedy sketch written and directed by David Mamet was not one of them. Not surprisingly, it works
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(13)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten shows that have changed TV since 1990. Not one show from HBO made the list?
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(115)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Octomom going on welfare. We didn't see that one coming
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(77)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Trent Reznor releases five free track from David Fincher's "The Social Network" soundtrack. Sounds like someone was taking some serious notes during "The Dark Knight"
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(46)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to see a giant Meatwad hot air balloon? Too bad, here it is
source: popwatch.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck mistaken for bank robber, actor
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(20)
 
(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga was so edgy in high school, she didn't even fully zip up her Abercrombie & Fitch track jacket
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(239)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly couldn't remember the name of New Hampshire's Tea Party candidate that Sarah Palin endorsed and asked her for help. Guess what happened next
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(214)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Joaquin Phoenix was just passing himself off as crazy, the same way Casey Affleck is passing himself off as a director
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(46)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds calls the Deadpool movie "emotional filth." I don't know what that means, but it sounds farking awesome
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amityville Horror director sues ex-wife after she duped him into believing daughter was his for 17 years. GET OUT
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(54)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bob Barker come on down, with a fainting spell at a gun range
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(17)
 
(Some Trailer Trash)
 
 
 
The 800th episode of Cops was beaten in the ratings by a rerun of Cops. WHATCHA GONNA DO?
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Producers of the upcoming Freddie Mercury biopic have decided to spit in our eyes and cast Sacha Baron Cohen as rock's greatest frontman
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(182)
 


Thu September 16, 2010
(Someone Who Will Never Learn)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan spotted in New York nightclub. Let's not jump to conclusions. I'm sure that her nightclub visit isn't what it's cracked up to be
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Because Will Ferrell's new movie can't stand on its own merits, he wants to stage a world-record attempt with 1,500 costumed superheroes
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kanye West says he shouldn't have even been at MTV awards. For once, Kanye, we all agree with you
source: y100.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Alejandro)
 
 
 
The most searched for woman on the internet? Lady Gaga. The most searched for man on the internet? Lady Gaga
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
17-year old "Gattaca" building to be torn down for being In-Valid
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(32)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
John Lennon's killer once considered killing Johnny Carson. I guess he can always imagine. HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(27)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Charlie Day on why the soundtrack to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is similar to "huffing glue through your ears"
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(74)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
When zombies, wolves, and owls are your big beginning-of-Fall selling points, the prospects are rather grim
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(11)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga in Tweet off with Harry Reid. No this is not a Typo
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Caption Jessica Simpson's epiphany
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(95)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba says she was very uncomfortable doing onscreen sex scenes. Subby uncomfortable having to see another guy pretending to do his girl
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(48)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
You want to make a movie about Barry White. Do you: A) cover his entire, glorious career; B) focus on musical influence on new artists; C) introduce him to a new generation as a ghost trying to get some nerd laid?
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Why we grieve for canceled TV shows. This column must be unfinished, though, because submitter can't find mention of Firefly anywhere in it
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(112)
 
(Some Why Are You Famous, Again?)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian not expecting baby, dignity
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If you were in the Louvre yesterday and wondered about the high security alert and lockdown, the Mona Lisa is fine. It was just the Kardashians stopping by
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leann Rimes says she's blue about her affair
source: y100.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(Some Joisey Words, Ya Mook)
 
 
 
CBS picks up New Jersey script, promptly breaks out the Purell
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The fall TV schedule sounds fat
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Some Cheating Dude)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher's lawyer: "Ashton is NOT cheating on Demi Moore." OH, I GET IT, WE'RE BEING PUNK'D
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian makes $100,000 on seven handjobs. I'm sorry, I meant spends $100,000 on seven handbags
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(46)
 
(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Karen Gillan would look like in a latex catsuit, today's your lucky day
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gemma Arterton, who played a hot piece of ass in Quantum of Solace, Clash of the Titans, and Prince of Persia, complains she is treated like a piece of ass by Hollywood
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Candice Bergen joins the cast of House as Cuddy's mother
source: ausiellofiles.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
If BEHIND THE MUSIC had an "I Like Turtles" episode, it might go like this
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(26)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Empire Strikes Back almost didn't get made; this and other secrets revealed in a new book about Star Wars' first sequel. Why brothers were macking on sisters still goes unexplained
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Cameron has gone off the deep end. The very, very deep end
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(53)
 
(Some Tired Franchise)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee Jones will be back for Men in Black 3, says Josh Brolin, who is also along for the ride for some inexplicable reason
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The best science fiction and fantasy cliffhangers ever shown on TV. Okay, so TNG and Voyager made it, but the long, agonizing wait between seasons six and seven of DS9 didn't? WHAT THE HELL?
source: io9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(Some SOOOOOOOOOOO Good Guy)
 
 
 
James Franco's performance in "127 Hours" causes fainting, intense cravings for high-quality pie
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 


Wed September 15, 2010
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The problem with being sequestered on Big Brother is that you don't have any clue your house was burned down in a raging fire
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(20)
 
(Some Jersey Bore)
 
 
 
The Situation is a bigger boob than Kim Kardashian, says the former's manager
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen spend shiat-ton of money on facials, cocaine
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Remember how Jessica Simpson said that you shouldn't judge people on their looks? Yeah, well, fark that
source: deceiver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Claire Danes gives Courtney Love the best stank eye EVER
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(57)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Because you don't have enough nightmare fuel in your life, here's Orlando Bloom in pantaloons
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(30)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Could "Red State" be Kevin Smith's first snooch to the Oscar-nominated nooch movie?
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(65)
 
(IFC)
 
Video
 
"Just got to figure out which ones are whores and which ones are normies" (Sponsored link) (nsfw audio)
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(47)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Snooki can now add "lip-syncing to a Britney Spears song" to the list of things she sucks at
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(21)
 
(Some Annoying Little Elf)
 
 
 
Perez Hilton says he only had sex once in 2007, which is "like celibacy for a gay man." And now you know more about Perez Hilton's sex life than you ever wanted to
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon cartoon accused of being one giant ad for Skechers shoes. Why, back in the 80s and 90s our cartoons weren't commercials; you watch GI Joe or Transformers or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and you got subtext & characterization
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snooki says she conquered bulimia and anorexia. Uh, in a spelling bee?
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(29)
 
(Big Chico)
 
 
 
Universal reveals the *cough* plot to Fast and the Furious 5
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(58)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Is Nathan Fillion the new Bruce Campbell? Or is Bruce Campbell the old Nathan Fillion?
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(69)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that "The Other Guys" performed better than anyone expected, Paramount still refuses to give Will Ferrell the money to make "Anchorman 2". See? Hollywood's not completely retarded
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(39)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
I didn't take Biebernomics in school, but I'm pretty sure this is a bad idea
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin takes time out of her busy schedule of not raising eight kids to pose in a bikini for People magazine
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
80 yr-old Buzz Aldrin given 600 pound cake, no punch
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(29)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Punk bassist and Zen priest, columnist at the alt.porn Suicide Girls website, and marketer of Japanese monster movies, Brad Warner's resumé is nothing like the Dalai Lama's
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(15)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan begging to host SNL this season, because there's nothing that says "My career is back and better than ever" than two hours' worth of lame sketch comedy and bad acting
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(42)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Panties everywhere expected to become wadded following the news that Bill Maher dropped the "N-bomb" while on Larry King Live last night, which has nothing to do with the season premiere of "Real Time" on Friday
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(159)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American Idol bosses believe that somebody is trying to sabotage Jennifer Lopez' career, even though there's ample evidence that she doens't need any help in that department
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Time Warner Cable decides to compensate their having to pay more to air Disney's cable channels by offering more showings of Snow White Does the Seven Dwarfs
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(53)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's new manager says the actress is "too talented" to fail. Just like how the banking industry was "too big" to fail
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(55)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Madonna has officially completed her transformation to Vince Lombardi (with scary-ass pics)
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(94)
 
(Some Dancing Stars)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin gets advice from... *spins the Wheel of Random Reality Stars Who Should Absolutely NOT Give Any Advice to Bristol Palin* ... Kate Gosselin
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer Show holds 20th anniversary party. Crying, punching and hair pulling strongly suggested
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(26)
 


Tue September 14, 2010
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The voice of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has died. Voice of Hermie wailing in grief
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(43)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey will have first interview with Discovery Channel hostages. Coincidentally, Oprah and the Discovery Channel are starting a joint venture next year
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz is 4 and a half months pregnant. Subby does math in head. Wahoo that was close
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(72)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill Maher says atheism is the reason he hasn't won an Emmy
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(118)
 
(Some wanna-be)
 
 
 
Jesse Jame's first mistake was kicked out of an MTV Video Music Awards party due to her Nazi symbol tattoos, not being of interest to anyone
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(55)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Assuming that he isn't taking a cue from "The Sting" and conning us all, veteran character actor Harold Gould is dead at 86
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(40)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paparazzi encounter Mel Gibson. Hilarity ensues
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(60)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
America's race issues take a step backward after people freaked out that Will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas painted his face black for a performance
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(41)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Snooki: "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A HUMAN BEING. Also, if you could tell me where I could find Usher, I would appreciate it. Thanks"
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(39)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. to delve into Al Capone's vault. Here's hoping that they have better luck than Geraldo
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(16)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
No, seriously: Kim Kardashian is a blowup doll
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(90)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
William H. Macy to star in Elmore Leonard's "Freaky Deaky." Let's hope it's more "Get Shorty," than "Be Cool"
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(55)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
James Cameron bringing "True Lies" to television as a series. Every dude in Hollywood that looks like Tom Arnold, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Jamie Lee Curtis expected to audition
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Top 10 1980s TV Theme Tunes: There can be no possible argument about this
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(267)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Democratic election strategy: at least we're not as bad as Sarah Palin
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(253)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Zac Efron has a new beard. Oh, facial hair. Subby did not see that coming
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(48)
 
(Celebedge)
 
 
 
Snooki claims that those who compare her to Lindsay Lohan are wrong. Yeah, because Lindsay Lohan has some actual talent
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(100)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Steve Harvey becomes sixth host of Family Feud. In other news, Family Feud is still on the air
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(45)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Look, we're sorry, okay America? Whatever we did, we're sorry. Just please, not this
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(58)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
How to make a good Super Mario Bros movie. Step 1: Stop. Step 2: Make a different movie. Step 3: Profit??
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(102)
 


Mon September 13, 2010
(Some Batman)
 
 
 
Bluewater Productions... announces... Adam... West... COMIC book... series
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(19)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga wants you to smell like chunks of meat, Muppet fabric, and desperate wackiness
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(29)
 
(Some Slater)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that we have no idea who the father is, Mario Lopez describes his girlfriend's newborn daughter as "precious"
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(29)
 
(Some Sensitive Whiner)
 
 
 
John Mayer closes his Twitter account. Our long national nightmare is no longer confined to 140-character posts
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(21)
 
(Some Pretender)
 
 
 
Joaquin Phoenix to return to "The Late Show With David Letterman," manipulate more gullible people into believing he's batshiat insane
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(24)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
"Who needs to see a movie that 'reveals' that Mark Zuckerberg is a douche bag?"
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(76)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Video surfaces of Justin Bieber's acting debut on "CSI". Subby doesn't know what a Justin Bieber is, but he sure as hell knows that a Justin Bieber can't act (with glorious video)
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(53)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga explains that her meat dress last night was worn in protest over the military's stance on gays in the army. Oh, ok, thanks for clearing that up
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin thinks the Statue of Liberty was a warning against "socialist policies"
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(426)
 
(96.1 Kiss)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift says she was "terrified" to perform Kanye song. We were all terrified to hear it
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(23)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Courtney Love tries, and fails, to cover Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"
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(51)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts says her husband keeps her stable, doesn't saddle her with problems
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(24)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler receives universal praise and acclaim as the host of this year's MTV Video Music Awards. Just kidding, she is "among the worst in the show's history"
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(108)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
How many of us have ever daydreamed about dropping a few hits of acid and going to see Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" in theaters? Well, this video shows us why we should never, ever do that
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(118)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
News: Gillian Anderson, The Wire's Dominic West, and Rosamund Pike sign up for new movie. Fark: "Johnny English Reborn"
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(35)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace: "I'm no Judge Judy." Subby is still trying to figure out if this is a good thing or not
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(60)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back together. Our long national nightmare will never go away
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(16)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Disturbing mental image of the day: Gerard Depardieu once helped Robert De Niro get an erection
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(28)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Fifth "Resident Evil" movie will definitely happen, according to the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS behind the franchise
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(38)
 
(Some boa constrictor)
 
 
 
Good News: A remake of "The Little Prince" will be 52 episodes long. Bad News: To fill out that much time they're including a plot that can only be described as "Little Prince 2: The Quickening"
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
'40 Year-Old Virgin actor tells jury he stabbed his girlfriend by mistake. He mistook her 20 times, in fact
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(63)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams confirms Star Trek 2 is going to be boring, sucky, and irritate the fanbase. Which is just what his first Star Trek film did, only that was at least a little bit exciting
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(274)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" hotties Tricia Helfer & Katee Sackhoff to ride motorcycles to the I have no idea why I'm still bothering to type this headline
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(41)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino accused of favoritism after Sofia Coppola wins award at Venice Film Festival. Shockingly, his crimes against filmmaking and continued plagiarism go unchallenged
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(81)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Surely Taylor Swift is over Kanye's interruption of her, since it's been a year, right? Apparently not, because she just performed a farking song about it on the VMAs (w/ video)
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(146)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy dead at 96, will never again be able to tell those boys "never call 'chicks' broads"
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(75)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Costa Rica bans Spencer Pratt
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton John considers Bollywood film. I don't know how it could be more outlandish than "Xanadu," but I invite them to try
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(13)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is comin' to town...to cut out your heart
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(35)
 

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