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Sun September 05, 2010
Sat September 04, 2010
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Den of Geek selects the worst action hero names ever. Why the Fail tag? Pick a name, any name |
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Robert Pattinson was almost crushed to death by an elephant last week. Shockingly, it doesn't involve his Twilight fanbase |
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Jean Reno and Nicolas Sarkozy have been friends for over 17 years. Nice to know Sarkozy's chummy with the world's most dangerous assassin |
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Thirteen real life couples who took their romance to the big screen. It's not love, it's ACTING |
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Paris Hilton last week: That's not my purse with the cocaine in it. Paris Hilton earlier this year on Twitter: Love my new purse, here's a picture of it. Fail tag now has a cold sore, blames Obvious tag |
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Morrissey calls the Chinese a "subspecies" because of how they treat animals. In other news, Morrissey has f*cking lost his mind |
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The guy who wrote the infamous "Jump the Shark" episode says he doesn't think he ruined "Happy Days" at all |
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Louis CK drops by "The Tonight Show" to talk Sarah Palin, the NYC public school system, and Jamaican ladies being utilized in the war to control unruly children. Just pretend Leno isn't there |
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Venice Film Festival honors John Woo with inexplicable white doves and melodramatic slo-mo |
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Aronofsky film featuring kiss between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis was well received at Venice Film Festival |
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Comedian Robert Schimmel dies following car accident |
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Howard Stern discusses leaving satellite radio. Surely, he can't be sirius |
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Hugh Laurie poses as clown in new season teaser |
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Even though everyone knew it, Kara DioGuardi announces she's leaving American Idol to do nothing |
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Is it possible to hate a television show for years, only to change your mind about it after you've given it 14 last chances? Okay, well what if the show was "Family Guy"? |
Fri September 03, 2010
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Kelly Osbourne is half the woman she used to be |
| (Some Guy) |
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Good news: Guillermo Del Toro's film adaptation of At the Mountains of Madness moving forward. Bad news: it will be filmed in 3D. Worse news: Del Toro fighting for Tom Cruise to star |
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Nice to see that the Nexus-6 can still get work around here. Hobo with a Shotgun trailer (Not safe for work, graphic) |
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It appears the number of possible directors for The Hunger Games trilogy, Hollywood's next big literary-film franchise, has been whittled down to three |
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SyFy to ruin Peter Pan |
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Ridley Scott claims that the "Alien" prequel will be ''really nasty'' and ''tough'' to watch. In related news, Rob Schneider and Carrot Top sign on for Ridley Scott's "Alien" prequel |
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We can argue over Leno's ratings versus Conan's all day-- they're down 22% in the key demo, but up 12% overall-- but in the end, all that matters is that Jay Leno is an insufferable douchebox who hasn't been funny in years |
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Paris Hilton may owe film producers $160,000 for sucking. No, I'm not talking about THAT film |
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"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" co-stars Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney have a boy who bears a suspicious resemblance to Danny DeVito |
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Summary of Lady GaGa's show in Milwaukee: "You've helped me be me," a sparkly guy in tights told Gaga during a special phone-an-audience-member portion of the show |
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Jerry Lewis wants to spank Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton. For their own good. Riiiiiiight |
| (Some Event Whoreizon) |
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Montana Fishburne has received several acting offers despite her poor acting debut |
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Kat Von D: I'm in Love with Jesse James. Jesse James: Uh. OK, I just need you to ink this prenup |
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50 Cent offers some legal advice to T.I.: "Have your wife take the fall" |
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Grey's Anatomy star has anatomically correct feet, so quit fapping perv |
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Lindsay Lohan is behaving herself post rehab. Mostly by running over babies in strollers and driving away |
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"The wit and wisdom of Justin Bieber". Really? Fark you, world. F-A-R-K YOU |
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Brigitte Nielsen figures the renewed interest in Sylvester Stallone is a perfect time for her to shop around her autobiography detailing their romance |
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Emma Watson says the Harry Potter books & films don't sell sex, unlike Twilight. Plus, the Harry Potter stuff is better written, better acted, and a helluva lot more enjoyable and wasn't written by a horny Mormon |
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Meet the other Olsen sister. Definitely hotter, but not worth a brazillian dollars. Decisions, decisions |
Thu September 02, 2010
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"Bono Has World Leader Potential," at least according to a spineless Prime Minister who was forced to resign |
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Entertainment Weekly addresses the willful and unfortunate omission of authors from the "Dancing with the Stars" series, because if there's anything that television audiences want to see, it's Stephen King doing the Lambada |
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Jennifer Grey worried about competing on "Dancing with the Stars," being put in a corner |
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New study finds Oscar winners live longer, Heath Ledger begs to differ |
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William Shatner is the embodiment of the sun, and Mark Hamill is the embodiment of nothingness. No, it's not a Star Trek versus Star Wars debate, it's the plot of the new animated film Quantum Quest, which sounds f*cking terrible |
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Paris Hilton caught lying to the cops, thanks to Twitter. OK TRUTH IS COMING OUT |
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So Louis CK got shiatfaced on a flight to LA yesterday while Twittering... and this happened |
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Sandra Bullock is the most powerful actress in Hollywood. Take THAT, Betty White |
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Happy 44th Birthday to Salma Hayek. A legitimate excuse to post pictures of her |
| (Some Guy) |
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UK survey finds Megan Fox and Brad Pitt as the top celebs people would let their SO sleep with and not get upset over it |
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Thomas Edison invented many things used by the entertainment industry. Including the concept of "sue first, innovate later" |
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Axl Rose starts G-n-R concert 90 minutes late, pisses off fans who then throw bottles at him, so he storms off after one song. It's not a repeat, but it might as well be |
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Yama hama, it's your first look at David Tennant in the remake of "Fright Night" |
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Cast members of "Machete," please enter the theater for the premiere. Not so fast, Lindsay Lohan |
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Second trailer for the Robert Downey Jr./Zach Galifianakis comedy "Due Date" arrives online, continues to fail at living up to the Hollywood hype that this is a worthy successor to "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" |
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Which character in these seven movies did you hope to watch die? |
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Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband wants to plastinate her body. Dude, what you two do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your business |
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Subby doesn't know what a Justin Bieber is, but this photo of an unfortunate middle-aged man caught in the maelstrom of a Justin Bieber concert might be the funniest photo you'll see all day |
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Caption this picture of Britney Spears and her boytoy looking creepy |
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Producer wants Harvey Keitel to replace Steve Carell on The Office. Because if there's one thing The Office is missing, it's full-frontal male nudity |
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Quite a few people passed on 'Dancing with the has-beens.' Admit it, you'd watch Ann Coulter just on the chance she faceplants during her routine |
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An extra on the set of "Transformers 3" is airlifted in critical condition following an accident during filming. Usually it takes viewing one of the "Transformers" movies to elicit that reaction |
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The greatest news you'll read all week:Neil Gaiman's classic comic book Sandman is being adapted into a TV series |
Wed September 01, 2010
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What the hell did Glamour magazine do to Lea Michele's face on this cover photo? |
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Peter Wingfield answers 11 of your deepest Highlander questions. "Can there really only be one?" notably absent |
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Dennis Miller, who hasn't been funny since the summer of 2001, gets his first HBO special in four years. Guess they're desperate for programming |
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Don Johnson attacked by warthog, who amazingly was NOT Melanie Griffith |
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The lost episodes of Better Off Ted are now available |
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Finally, there's a way to tell Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel apart |
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George Clooney to direct "Farragut North" with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti and Chris Pine. That sounds...well, that sounds pretty awesome actually |
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That Molly Berg or her counterpart, Molly, are not as revered or celebrated as Lucille Ball, Jackie Gleason, and other stars of television's early days is astonishing |
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I don't know what a Pat Kiernan is, but he is being called the Justin Bieber for adults |
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After consulting with the CDC, Las Vegas clubs might ban Paris Hilton |
| (Some Guy) |
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New History Channel show "Stan Lee's Superhumans" is getting lots of people bent out of shape. (Oh yes there's pics) |
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Someone actually took the time to look at, assess and comment on the state of Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks' teeth |
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Attention Lake Havasu residents; 'PIRAHNA 3-D' was NOT a documentary; "A shark is one thing, but prehistoric killer fish aren't ever going to attack our city" |
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Michael Lohan moves to LA to be closer to his daughter, inspire more Fark headlines |
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The big Snoop D-o-double-gizzle is cracking down on internet fraudizzle |
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Conan O'Brien finally announces the name of his new TBS show, and he's done it in a typically hilarious sketch. Just for old time's sake, Subby invites NBC to suck it like Trebek's mother |
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Ellen Pompeo has extra toes. Can you digit? |
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Julia Roberts goes out on beach in bikini, shows off unshaven armpits and tramp stamp. The Daily Mail is there. (pics) |
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Documentary abou the Pirate Bay saga is in production. It should reach torrent sites about two weeks before release |
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Michael Douglas told Letterman last night that he has advanced Stage IV throat cancer, potentially deadly. (video) |
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"Khloe Kardashian's vagina is better looking than previously thought" |
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Review of new documentary "Catfish", the terrifying story of a man that decides to meet the girl he's been dating online for a year: "What 'Jaws' did for going swimming, 'Catfish' will do for Facebook" |
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Dissed and pissed, Joan River dropped the f-bomb on DWTS for filling the old lady slot with Florence Henderson |
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Conan to announce new show's name tomorrow. I suggest Redhead Redemption. Better suggestions to the right, voting enabled |
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Kelly Ripa more "ripped" than her hubby at the beach. If "ripped" means sickly and nausea inducing, then yes...yes, she's ripped |
| (HitFIx) |
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Sigourney Weaver and Jamie Lee Curtis say James Cameron was always a nice guy...off set |
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George Takei will guest star as half of Wolowitz's conscience in The Big Bang theory this season, alongside Katee Sackhoff, the other half |
| (Emmy Link) |
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81% of respondents prove to be gay men or jealous women as they vote Christina Hendricks to the Emmy Red Carpet Worst Dressed list. Yes, its a slide show, but we can fix the voting (Slide 11) |
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Sony's marketing ploy for The Virgin Hit is working remarkably well; they've put up billboards saying "Still a virgin? Call for help." Naturally, politicians are making a case out of it and giving Sony what they wanted |
| (Pajiba) |
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First annual Hugo Reyes award for the top 10 one hit wonder actors. These people were great on a single TV show, but chances are we'll never see them ever again (well, except for that one guy) |
Tue August 31, 2010
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'Little People, Big World' to End After 6 Seasons - producers say they've outgrown their market |
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Three-time Razzie Award winner Lindsay Lohan: "I know that I'm a damn good actress" |
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76% of American moviegoers don't mind that Mel Gibson is batshiat insane |
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Despite the fact that only 20 people saw "Kick Ass" at the theater, plans for a sequel have been given the go-ahead |
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Salma Hayek went out to dinner in Hollywood last night and for some strange reason, everyone couldn't stop staring at her |
| (Some Guy) |
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"To lose to Ken Burns' 'Parks' was an abomination. That was the most boring show Burns ever made and when I think that my show should lose to the most boring, dullest show Ken Burns has ever made, it's an abomination" |
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Kate Gosselin enjoyed her Emmy performance. That makes one of her |
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RELEASE THE NAME OF THE DIRECTOR OF "CLASH OF THE TITANS 2" |
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Snooki's response to her boyfriend's marriage proposal: "I'm single and I'm not going to get married." Awwwwwwwwwkward |
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Ten movies you never, ever want to watch with your parents. "By the time Mickey Rourke is running ice over the body of a blindfolded Kim Basinger, you'll want to climb up and over the couch" |
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RV dealer challenges Taylor Lautner to a push up contest following a lawsuit. Seriously, that's what happened |
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Now that he'll have to pay even more in a divorce settlement, Kel$ey Grammer would like to have Fra$ier return |
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For the second year in a row, Shia LaBeouf has been named the Hydrox Cookie of actors; he's the best " value-for-money" actor for studios. And, like Hydrox, he's tasteless and does nothing for you |
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So what happens when an Alaskan hillbilly meets the king of Guidos? Stay tuned for the next season of "Dancing with the Stars" |
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Stanley Tucci says Captain America is "well written" and we will only see him in about six scenes. Well, if they're underusing Tucci, how well-written can it be? DAMN YOU WHEDON |
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Michael Douglas has two cancers. Throat cancer and an ex-wife who's trying to suck the very life out of him |
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Justin Bieber is encouraging his fans to commit a criminal act |
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Slow Entertainment News Day: Hollywood psychic says Princess Diana told her her death was a well-planned accident |
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Full Metal Disney. Not safe for work language, also NSF keyboards |
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Who's scruffy lookin'? |
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Submitted for your approval: a previously unseen interview with Rod Serling, where he discusses the successes--and failures--of one man's dream. A dream to make a new television anthology series... The Twilight Zone |
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Darren Aronofsky, director of "Pi," "Requiem for a Dream," and "The Wrestler," wants his next film to be "Wolverine 2." This is not a repeat from April 1 |
Mon August 30, 2010
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Sam Ronson fingered in deadly dog-eat-dog pitbull attack. Weird, I thought she was into cat fights |
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Sofia Vergara has yet to come through with her promise that she will run naked through Hollywood if Modern Family won the Emmy. We're waiting, Sofia |
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Robert Pattinson with a beard. Shockingly, this has nothing to do with Kristen Stewart |
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Paris Hilton could go to jail for four years but won't because she's rich, famous |
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Oh, fer chrissake, do we really need to be subjected to semi-naked exhibitionists who have been "artistically" decorated at some random bodypainting festi ... whoooaah |
| (Some Guy) |
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Thought 50 cent being told to take out the trash was bad? Aziz Ansari's parents are pressuring him quit acting and go to medical school |
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Kate Gosselin is so delusional that she thinks she'll be cast in Mad Men |
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OK, seriously now, why don't the funniest shows on TV ever win "Best Comedy" at the Emmy's? Are we really to believe that "Modern Family" is funnier than "It's Always Sunny"? |
| (Some Guy) |
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Space Mountain gets new music, sound effects at Walt Disney World |
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Not News: "Jersey Shore" star Snooki has a new boyfriend. News: Who just proposed to her on the cover of a magazine. Fark.com: "Steppin' Out" magazine, and while shirtless and oiled, to be precise. This should end well |
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Even though you're above watching award shows, here are the ten most memorable moments from last night's Emmys |
| (Some Guys) |
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Christina Hendricks' dress once again wins best role in supporting an actress |
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Man who produced the American Pie films files for bankruptcy. Creatively, he was bankrupt after the second film |
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A full list of the 2010 Emmy winners, including Edie Falco's inexplicable win for the unfunny Nurse Jackie, and Modern Family's award for being the best comedy on TV |
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A nice short interview with Danny Trejo who talks about Machete and his life before becoming one of Hollywood's unsung great actors |
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"Adam West and William Shatner drop in for fest". With pic of Adam West looking rather Spockish |
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