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Sun August 08, 2010
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
James at 49: County Jail for 90 days for falsifying documents to obtain state medical assistance and food stamps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Orleans may be the next Gotham City. Heineken Guy: "Wait till they get a load of me"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
"I'm not taking over from Steve Carell and will just continue to make millions for doing fark all because I created the show and all the characters, and own the format"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
How awful are the paintings at the Museum of Bad Art? Here's 15 of the most horrible manifestations of human creativity ever committed to canvas for your consideration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney World presents, for one night only: "Raiders of the Lost Jedi Temple of Doom"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers only dream of head-butting their way through the ubiquitous film sets that eat up street parking, blast neighborhoods with floodlights and cause major traffic snarls in residential areas. Then there's this guy
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(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Subby, pre-video: "ABC must be crazy if they think I'm gonna spend one more cent on 'LOST'-related crap". Subby, post-video: "If you need me, I'll be camped out in front of Best Buy for the next three weeks"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twenty things to get excited about this fall. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, biatches
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(UGO)
 
 
 
Wow. What a way to waste a Sunday: Every sci-fi reference ever in 'Futurama'
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Iron Man 2 ruined Jon Favreau's relationship with Marvel...and may cost us Iron Man 3
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Good News: Despite projections to the contrary, "Step Up 3D" did not beat "Inception" at the box office. Bad News: But "The Other Guys" did, virtually guaranteeing another four years of mediocre Will Ferrell movies
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Al, Sam says there's a Quantum Leap movie on the way that will tie everything up. Just make sure he steers clear of Enterprise, okay
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(io9)
 
 
 
For every Supergirl and Batwoman, there's a gender-swapped superhero that doesn't quite work, like X-23 or Nocturne, the female Nightcrawler
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(Film Threat)
 
 
 
In search of "In Search Of"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top ten time travel movies ever. Good: not a ten page slideshow. Bad: list doesn't include "Time Bandits"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Move over Les Paul. Make room for Toilet-Seat Charlie, the most famous toilet seat guitar player ever to play the toilet seat guitar
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Morpheus' daughter, the wannabe porn star, was also a wannabe hooker. Which pill did she take?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One should not simply walk into Marriage-dor
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A surprisingly complete list of the best films of the '00s. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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Sat August 07, 2010
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson: "My friends are my therapy." Considering that they have to listen to you, Jessica, I don't think they're getting paid enough per session
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shields and
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
The fake movies Edgar Wright made up for Chris Evans' role in "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" are all better than "Rise of The Silver Surfer"
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Tony Scott attached to direct Mark Millar's "Nemesis." Let's hope he's the "Man on Fire" Tony Scott and not so much the "Domino" Tony Scott when he's making this
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Matthew Vaughn agreed to direct "X-Men: First Class" because he believes superhero movies will be dead soon. In other, shocking news: Matthew Vaughn has no idea how Hollywood works
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
As if furrys weren't bad enough, now weirdos are dressing up like Lady Gaga
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(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Adult Swim may be turning "National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sports Utility Vehicle" into the most comprehensive Cop/Drama/Sci-Fi/Action series of all time. In other words, "NTSF:SD:SUV" FTW
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry wants to reunite the "Friends" cast, become history's greatest monster
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(io9)
 
 
 
Jane Badler will play Morena Baccarin's mother on V next season. Who is Jane Badler, you ask? Why, the lizard woman from the original V
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Shiat just got real: it's the 11 best "buddy-cop" films of all time. No Tango and Cash? What the hell?
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(Some Webslinger)
 
 
 
Christoph Waltz may be the villain in the next Spider-Man film. At this point, who the villain could be is anyone's guess -- we're just kraven answers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Current video games as they would appear on older consoles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven movies you should pretend to like in order to impress a woman, emulate a shallow douchebag
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(io9)
 
 
 
In order to make it even more awesome, Russell T. Davies went out and got writers from Buffy, Supernatural and House to do season four of Torchwood. Expect new and exciting things for Captain Jack to bang
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Seaside Heights bars and liquor stores downgrade their summer earnings forecasts now that Snooki has announced she is giving up middle of the day drinking
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Zero-budget community-access TV variety show becomes smash hit with Vancouver stoners. "Any time someone tries to say the show is 'ironic,' it really makes me want to barf"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LOST: The New Man In Charge. Epilogue 1. Epilogue 2 due out in two months
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Our inevitable cultural collapse continues its downward spiral as Snooki, the orange-skinned Oompa-Loompa from Jersey Shore, is working on a dictionary
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah polygamists to get reality show. With an oh yes you would hit the one on the right like the fist of an angry prophet pic
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Today's "celebrity sex scandal" story brought to you by... *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ... Siegfried & Roy. Submitter needs a new Magic 8-Ball
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Listen up America, Bernie Mac's wife has filed a wrongful-death lawsuit against the late comedian's doctor
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Fri August 06, 2010
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Infamous Ty-D-Bowl actor dies after feeling a little flushed
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(io9)
 
 
 
The eleven greatest science fiction crossovers in television history. Also, the craziest; it's like they think people care about Power Rangers and Stargate
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Despite having divorced Kenneth Branagh a long time ago, Emma Thompson deals with depression
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell to be on the Oprah Network. Sounds like a good time to finally get that big screen TV
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Denis Leary says he "can't wait" for his teenager daughter to move out. He'll celebrate by getting a few Big Macs in the old non-biodegradable containers and drive around in his giant Cadillac with sealskin hubcaps
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Captain Keith of "Deadliest Catch" on tour to promote beer inspired by his show. It's not news, it's a media-fueled beer run
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts vows never ever to get botox injections. Looks like she's still holding out hope Nolan will cast her as the Joker in Batman 3
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Giant Octopus attacks Mark Wahlberg's son, prompting Mega Shark to come to the rescue
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Laurence Fishburne spends $1 million in effort to buy all copies of daughter's porn DVD. In reciprocal move, daughter attempts to purchase all copies of Fishburne portraying Cowboy Curtis in "Pee Wee's Playhouse"
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(Baltimore Magazine)
 
 
 
Tyler Florence promotes table grapes as next great American snack food, rips Anthony Bourdain as an awful cook and Les Halles as terrible restaurant, presumably not in same league as Applebee's
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Jessica Simpson Is Done Trying To Look Like 'The Perfect Barbie Type'." Yes, because Barbie had such an affinity for mom jeans
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(Gawker)
 
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This 3D trend is getting out of hand, looks terrible and is just another way for studios to make more mone- Hey, "Jackass 3D" trailer is up. AWESOME
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is transformed into Barbara Streisand; in God's name why would she do that?
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Warner Bros, maybe you didn't think your cunning new Yogi Bear poster all the way through
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(Some Killer Trees WHOOSH)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg says he would return to music. But only if he could collaborate with Justin Bieber. Good lord, that's worse than him filming a sequel to The Happening
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(Welcome to Lando)
 
 
 
For the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back, group seeks to rename Orlando, FL "Lando, FL" for the week a Star Wars convention is scheduled to take place
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Weinstein Company hopes to save itself with remakes of An American Werewolf in London, Hellraiser and Children of the Corn plus Scream 4 and Halloween 3
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Thu August 05, 2010
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell ser estúpido y agravante en nueva película
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The most well-insured legs in Hollywood are walking off the set of Entertainment Tonight
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(Some Hack Legal Thriller Guy)
 
 
 
Tony Scott to direct an adapation of John Grisham's The Associate. Starring Shia LaBeouf. This has fail written all over it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when you were young and Heather Locklear was the hottest thing around? Yeah, cherish those memories
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(Derp Me Baby One More Time)
 
 
 
Britney Spears believes that Mel Gibson was "set up" by Oksana Grigorieva
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
George Lucas may have ruined Star Wars, but at least he's not a total dick
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
"As an effective tagline, 'From the Mind of M. Night Shyamalan' currently ranks just behind 'All Proceeds go to Al Qaeda'"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How Martin Luther King Jr. changed the course of ...Star Trek
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(Some Muggle)
 
 
 
Emma Watson's new look: Yay or nay? I will be in my bunk while you all think about it
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone: "We had the ugliest group of guys on the planet in one movie. That is what I am so proud of"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Kanye West insists that he's the greatest new man of all time... OF ALL TIME
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently, the White House party crashing couple doesn't like it when people burst in on them uninvited. Who would have thought it
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Freakishly plastic Mary-Kate Olsen tells that she disliked being a "little monkey performer" on Full House
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jonah Hill struggles with dramatic role, facial hair
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Courtney Love to buy a New York home. There goes the neighborhood
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts says she has "no acting technique", which is confirmation we've all just been dazzled by her ULTRABRITE PRAYING MANTIS SMILE
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(Some Meat Guy)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf commenting on his latest album 'Hang Cool Teddy Bear', "This is the album U2 wished they had recorded"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One of the most fun parts about being a woman is that we get to wear cute shoes" It's not news, it's CNN
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gay I'm not. No elevator to find. The hunk is here, living in a wheelchair
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to be a hipster according to EHOW
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds noticed a glaring error in the Green Lantern script. NERD
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(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Universal releases an interactive trailer for "Scott Pilgrim VS. The World", and it's incredibly cool, but let's hope that no one gets the same idea when the time to promote "Human Centipede 2" rolls around
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore says she "has had phone sex and it works" and if you are still reading then click the link already
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Winnie Cooper looks fantastic while showing off her baby bump. Kevin Arnold said to be inconsolable
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
In a shocking development that absolutely no one saw coming, Universal is scrambling to fix "Little Fockers" following a series of disastrous testscreenings, and are even trying to get Dustin Hoffman to class the flick up with a cameo
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Louie CK upon finding out his show got picked up for a 2nd season: "Holy hitlers mothers t--s. This is very good news"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell to appear before the International War Crimes Tribunal at The Hague. Throwing a cell phone is a serious crime. Can you hear her now?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Before shooting Vietnamese and beating up Mr. T, Sly Stallone wanted to shoot Greedo first
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The first pictures of Justin Bieber on the "CSI" set for his guest starring role are as bad as everyone thought they would be
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Wed August 04, 2010
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Jay Baruchel: the canceled Justice League movie was "dark, fairly brutal and quite gory, just f*cking epic." Of farking course it was
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Here's Michael Cera on Letterman talking about nearly dying in Denver. Only Michael Cera can make stories about peril and near-death experiences seem kinda boring
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(Gawker)
 
Video
 
You know it's bad when you look better in an animated reenactment of your jail stint than you do in real life
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(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Four minutes' worth of footage from Will Ferrell's "The Other Guys" shows up online, and against all odds it appears to be the funniest thing Ferrell's done since "Anchorman". Suck it, Ferrell haters
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Who's directing The Shadow? Tarantino knows
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Carol Burnett is coming to Glee next season. As Sue Sylvester's mother
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with simply hand-building his guitar from scraps at 14, selling out stadiums, and earning a Ph.D in Astrophysics, Queen guitarist Brian May adds another line to his résumé: Stereoscopic photography expert
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Proving that Hollywood is out of ideas, MTV's Jersey Shore is being remade with Asians. Characters include a gay porn actor dubbed "The Situasian" and a former stripper "known for her slutty antics"
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford was a better action hero than Sean Connery: Discuss
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(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
"At first when people were asking me if I was interested in the job, I was like 'No, that's not my style,' but once I heard what Simon makes, I thought 'I would LOVE that job,'"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tired of Lindsay Lohan getting all the headlines, Amy Winehouse goes on a bender and ends up passed out in public
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight celebrity shotgun weddings. It's a slideshow, but if you care about celebrities you won't mind a few clicks
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Food Network has become the Ron Jeremy of food porn; it's likable enough, but it's become so popular that it's no longer sexy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin breaks her rib. If only she had some padding or something to protect them
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Remember that one thing I said about having gay sex? Yeah, I was just kidding
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
So how stupid will Jesse James feel when he finds out how much Sandra Bullock made last year?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How overseas box office has saved Hollywood's summer
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Tue August 03, 2010
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Inception is so awesome it made Matthew Vaughan go back and rewrite X-Men: First Class
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The writers on NBC's "The Office" know they have to send Steve Carell off in style this season, and that's why they've given him an STD and brought on Timothy Olyphant to be his new arch-nemesis. Wait, what?
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(Travel Channel)
 
 
 
Latest episode of "No Reservations" is recovered footage from 2001 documentary of Anthony Bourdain, back when he was at Les Halles, smoked, wore an earring, and still recovering from having an AK-47 shoved in his face in Cambodia
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Why's a slacker like Scott Pilgrim such a great hero?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If the plot of Inception seemed a little familiar to you, it may be because you read it in a Scrooge McDuck comic
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The fifteen greatest Disney villains of all time. Bonus: it includes someone from Duck Tales. However, #15 will resurrect childhood memories and make you cry like a baby
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Spike Jonze and Arcade Fire reunite for the hipsteriest sci-fi short ever
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
"We just finished shooting Olivia Wilde naked in front of a bonfire," says the luckiest bastard alive
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Bill Cosby not dead,' claims Bill Cosby. Right
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ke$ha joins Casio to be a brand ambassador for their new line of watches. At least now she'll be able to tell when her 15 minutes are up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Christina Hendricks discusses what happens when she takes it all off
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
'Mad Men' creator wants actresses to avoid the gym and get curvy. Hero tag slaps obvious tag on the ass and sends it out for a sammich
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The hidden things you notice when you rewatch the original Tron nearly 30 years later
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The real Charlie Chan on the Honolulu Police Department was illiterate, five feet tall and wiry, agile as a cat, wore a cowboy hat, carried a whip, stopped people from beating horses, and once arrested 40 gamblers single-handedly
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
45-year-old fashion model re-energizes her career by wearing her hair like Cousin Itt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson is adopting animals abandoned during the BP oil spill. Haven't these poor animals suffered enough?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
From the "how did they not see this coming?" department: lead singer of Early Graves gets early grave. Fark Bonus: while travelling with The Funeral Pyre
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gray hair is in, thanks to aging, has-been, washed-up celebrities like Lady Gaga, Kelis, Kelly Osbourne, and Kate Moss. "The only way to be distinguished with gray hair is to actually have gray hair"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cloris Leachman: "I'm so sick of Betty White." This is not a repeat from 1958
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Frank Sinatra III comes to the realization that he is not his grandfather
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(Expecto Ginnypics)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and the Ridiculous Career Move
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
There is a biopic in the works about Justin Bieber. It will be in 3-D. We have finally found the nadir of cinema
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(Worse than Lazenby)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig "can't wait" to be James Bond again. But, the rest of us can, Mr. Craig. The rest of us can
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Mon August 02, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Harry Potter star dating NFL middle linebacker. Somebody please poke my eyes out now
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
From the "oh, fark yes" file: Daniel Day Lewis to play Professor Moriarty in the upcoming Sherlock Holmes sequel starring Robert Downey Jr
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man makes portrait of Rachel Ray out of Cheetos. Yummo
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Charlie Sheen arrives for court hearing made up as ghost of Jacob Marley
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Seth Green on his new Star Wars series: "We won't fark it up." There really should be a Cautiously Optimistic Tag
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Would you eat at a restaurant owned by "comedian" Carlos Mencia? I hope he doesn't steal his food from Joe's Crabshack
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australia's Miss Universe contestant is smoking hot. Too bad she has to wear a costume that makes her look like a deranged homeless viking
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Live porn video app for the iPhone, in case you have nothing to do while at the airport, in the elevator, on a free minute at your cubicle
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The twenty most recognizable opening lines in literature. You submitted this with a more memorable headline, Ishmael
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As filmgoers have gotten less choosy, Hollywood has finally figured out how to precisely micromanage its product to fit specifically designed and designated demographics. The result is a perfect storm of unevenness
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As cool as it is to have Patrick Stewart in Sinbad, we also get to enjoy mutant girls with tentacle arms
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The most terrifying 5 words in the English language: Snooki had a wardrobe malfunction (SFW)
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Robert Rodriguez might be adding "director" to his list of credits for Deadpool
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From the "Consider the source" files: Michael Lohan said his ex-wife wanted Lindsay to wait a few days before going into rehab "Because she was trying to line up a million dollar deal"
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Lindsay Lohan left jail with the clothes on her back and a whole lot of baggage ... including two giant trash bags full of fan mail and books. (pics, vid)
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Lindsay Lohan released from jail. Our long national nightmare resumes
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NBC's "Outsourced" will make you care about call center operators... you know, kinda like how "Friends" made you care about unfunny, self-centered yuppies
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Anne Rice, having foresaken Christianity, decides to resurrect Lestat in an upcoming novel
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